Kui Yuanwai's face changed again, and he said curtly: "This, the old man hasn't finished speaking, can the old man say a few more words?"

Yang Xianmao nodded and said, "No problem, you can say as many words as you want, but now the wine is dry." ”

"This ...... Let's put the cup down first. ”

Kui Yuanwai was about to put the wine glass on the table, it seemed that he was a little unstable, the wine glass shook, and he was about to pour the glass of wine, but Yang Xianmao had already expected him to have this trick, grabbed the wine glass, and said: "Old member, thank you for giving me Hongsheng'er, I am very grateful, so I must toast you with a glass of wine, and I can't find a reason to shirk." - Come, dry this wine. ”

After that, he couldn't help but say, his right hand firmly held the wine glass, and his left hand pinched Kui Yuanwai's cheeks from the bottom to the top, pinched his mouth open, and the wine glass came to his mouth, and forced the glass of wine into him. Then close his mouth and pinch his nose.

Kui Yuanwai has been recovering from a long illness, and who is the opponent of Yang Xianmao, who has martial arts, has no ability to resist like a baby under Yang Xianmao's palm, and this wine was poured into his stomach.

After Yang Xianmao heard him swallow the glass of wine with a grunt, he let go of his hand with a smile and put the wine glass down.

When everyone saw that he had forcibly poured this cup of wine into Kui Yuanwai's stomach, they were all very surprised, and they looked at him together, wondering why he was so persuading people to drink, and he was an old man who had just recovered from a serious illness.

Yang Xianmao snorted and said: "When I was in the Beijing Tai Hospital, I learned this domineering method of persuasion, but whenever the other party was not happy to drink, I used this method to force it. Hehehehehe"

Yang Xianmao saw that Kui Yuan was like ashes outside, sat on the chair with his ass, stretched out his hand to scratch his throat and induce vomiting, stretched out to his mouth and took it back, anxiously looking around as if looking for someone.

Yang Xianmao didn't care about him anymore, picked up the glass of wine in front of Hongsheng'er, walked to the old lady's side, and said, "Old lady, Hongsheng'er is very grateful for your love and care for her, and I am very grateful. It's just that she doesn't know how to toast, so I'll do it for you!"

After that, he couldn't help but say, grabbed the old lady's cheek with one hand, held it up, poured the glass of wine into her mouth, and then pinched her nose, and waited until she swallowed the wine in her mouth with a grunt.

Yang Xianmao saw that the old lady's face was also like ashes, her body kept trembling, and laughed: "Happy, I was forcibly poured alcohol like this when I was in the Tai Hospital, and I was not happy at the time, but looking back, it was just because I was not happy to drink to myself." So after that, I drank very happily, as long as others said to serve a cup, I promised to be the first to do it first. I believe that from now on, the old staff and the old lady will be very happy to drink. Hahaha"

Yang Xianmao walked back to his seat and sat down, and saw that the people at the table were all looking at him dumbfounded, Yang Xianmao said, "What are you doing looking at me like this?" - I will pour wine for Kui Yuanwai and the old lady, and then we will drink again. ”

Hongsheng'er stood up to pour wine, but was held down by Yang Xianmao. He personally picked up the flask and poured wine into the wine glass that the two of them had just drunk.

Yang Xianmao picked up the wine glass and turned his head to look at Kui Yuanwai, was taken aback, and said, "Old Yuanwai, I see that your complexion is not very good, what's the matter, are you not feeling well?"

After that, he grabbed his wrist to check the pulse without saying anything, and said suspiciously: "There is no big problem with the pulse." ”

Kui Yuanwai was about to cry, and he cowered and stood up and said, "The old man is not feeling well in his stomach, and he wants to go to the thatched house, so he will come back." ”

Old Madam Kui also quickly got up and said with a pale face: "The old body is not very comfortable, and I have to go to the thatched house and come back immediately." ”

Yang Xianmao stretched out his hand and grabbed the two of them and pressed them to their seats, saying, "Didn't you just drink a glass of wine? As for running to the toilet right away? When I was in the Tai Hospital, some people were not happy to drink, and they always ran to the toilet, and then vomited in the toilet and then drank. We call this kind of person drinking and running to the toilet eating. - Outside the Kui Yuan, old lady, don't you two also want to go to the toilet to eat? ha!"

Kui Yuanwai and the old lady knew that these two glasses of wine were poisonous, and they really wanted to go to the toilet to scoop up a scoop of feces and urine to induce vomiting, and spit out the wine they drank. Hearing Yang Xianmao say this, he looked at him in horror, wondering if he already knew about their conspiracy when he said this.

Han Xue'e said to Yang Xianmao: "I see that the old lady and the old man don't look very good, otherwise, let them go back and rest?"

Kui Yuanwai and his wife were held down by Yang Xianmao's left and right hands, and they couldn't move at all, and when they heard Han Xue'e's words, they quickly nodded and looked at Yang Xianmao with a pleading face.

Kui Erlang stood up, walked over quickly, and said to Yang Xianmao: "Young Master Yang, how can you be so rude to my parents?

Yang Xianmao glanced back at him and said coldly: "If I don't let go, do you want to do it with me?" If you want to do it, then come! If I don't move my hands, I'll use my feet to make two moves with you, what do you think?"

Kui Erlang was angry and embarrassed, he knew that even if Yang Xianmao only used one foot, he was not an opponent, and he didn't know what to say for a while.

Kui Yuanwai pleaded and said, "Young Master Yang, please, let the old man go to the latrine, please!"

Yang Xian Maoqi said: "You have been wanting to go to the toilet after drinking this glass of wine, this is strange, could it be that these two glasses of wine are poisonous, you want to use feces and urine to induce vomiting?"

When they heard this, everyone was astonished.

Su Sanniang is a good drinker, and she has been holding the glass of wine in front of her with her hand, and she has long wanted to swallow it. It's just that everyone hasn't drunk it yet, so of course she can't drink it herself. She looked at the wine, smelling it and drooling. Now I heard that the wine was poisonous, as if I had been bitten by a snake, I threw the wine glass out with a swish, and fell on the porcelain plate of the dish with a clatter, and shattered.

Yang Xianmao shook his head and said, "Just kidding, how can there be poison in wine? Who wants to say that, it is deliberately ruining the reputation of Kui Laowai and his wife." However, today I am the protagonist, and this banquet will let me drink with Kui Yuanwai first, and you don't drink it yet. ”

After knowing that the wine was likely to be poisonous, even if Yang Xianmao didn't say it, these people didn't dare to touch the wine anymore, and they all looked at him.

Yang Xianmao took the wine jug in front of the old lady and began to pour wine. After filling the wine glasses of the four people, Yang Xianmao picked up the glass of wine in front of Kui Yuanwai and asked, "Do you drink it yourself or do I use the barbaric methods of our Tai Hospital to force you to drink it?"

Kui Yuanwai shuddered: "Old man...... , old man ......"

Yang Xianmao said with a smile: "Seeing your spitting appearance, I know that you must want to rely on it and not drink, so it's okay, let's use the old way." ”

Yang Xianmao grabbed his cheeks, poured the glass of wine into it again, and pinched his nose until he swallowed the wine himself.

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