Chapter 114: Shooting Yourself in the Foot
Then, Yang Xianmao drank all the wine in his cup and said to Hongsheng'er: "You drink it too!"
Hongsheng'er also drank the wine in the cup, but whispered to Yang Xianmao in a little anxious: "Say it well, don't embarrass the old lady and the old lady like this, they are old." ”
Yang Xianmao nodded and said, "It makes sense, even though it's water wine, it's not good to drink too much." So be it, drink three more glasses. Three glasses of wine and they won't get drunk. With that, he turned his head and glanced at Kuijiro, who was standing behind him angry and anxious but helpless.
Hongsheng'er was relieved when she heard that she was only given three more glasses.
Yang Xianmao poured three more glasses of wine, pinched Kui Yuanwai and the old lady's cheeks and poured them in. And he and Hongsheng'er also drank three glasses each.
After the three glasses of wine were poured, Yang Xianmao still didn't let go of the two, and just kept turning over and over and saying some words of thanks, thanking them for giving him the red dress.
These repeated words of thanks were enough to say two meals, and Yang Xianmao said: "Okay, I have finished expressing my gratitude, so I won't be verbose." - Kui Yuanwai, old lady, you are old, don't drink any more wine. Just now you said that it was not very comfortable, I was in a hurry to express my heart, so I didn't let you leave, now that the wine is finished, you can go, and there is no problem if you want to go to the thatched house. However, I suggest that this banquet end here. To be honest, don't eat so greasy early in the morning, it's not good for the stomach. ”
Yang Xianmao glanced at everyone in the audience and said to Han Xue'e: "Miss Han, are you willing to accompany me to the village to play and see the peach blossoms?"
Han Xue'e nodded, stood up and said, "Okay, actually, I don't like to drink and eat meat early in the morning, so I might as well go and see the peach blossoms." - Old man, old lady, go back to your room to rest. If you feel unwell, you can send someone to call us, and we will walk around the village. ”
Yang Xianmao and Hongsheng'er went out, and Ruan Caiyun and Su Sanniang naturally got up and went out.
Hongsheng'er said apologetically to the old man and the old lady: "The son wants to express his gratitude so much, and I ask the old lady and the old lady to forgive me for the reckless place!"
Han Hu stared at the wine jug, and then looked at Kui Yuanwai and the old lady who kept putting their fingers in their mouths and throat and retching, as if they couldn't wait to spit out the wine they had drunk, their reactions were indeed strange. But if it is said that the wine is poisonous, then why did Yang Xianmao and Red Sausage also drink three glasses, but they are fine? It is really a little inexplicable.
Therefore, he scratched his head and followed Yang Xianmao and them.
Seeing that they were all gone, Kui Erlang hurriedly stepped forward to support his father and said, "Dad, are you okay? This Yang Gongzi is really, why did he bring all the set of the Tai Hospital's persuasion to drink." - How could the hospital have such a vulgar method of persuasion?"
Kui Yuanwai just retched for a long time, but he couldn't vomit anything, so he grabbed his son's arm anxiously, shook it desperately and said: "Quick, go and scoop up a scoop of and pee, hurry up, I'm going to spit out the wine I drank, hurry, help!"
This method of inducing vomiting with feces and urine is circulating among the people, and many people know that Kui Erlang was startled when he heard this, and hurriedly said: "Why do you want to induce vomiting? Dad, is it really poisonous in wine?"
The old lady was already in a cold sweat on her forehead, and her stomach began to cramp, she covered her stomach with her hands, pointed at Kui Erlang and said, "What are you talking about, beast? Hurry up and get and urine, if it's too late, your father's old life will be gone!"
Only then did Kui Erlang let go of his father, waved his hand and stomped his feet to urge the maid to hurry up and go to the thatched house to scoop up a large scoop of and urine.
The maid was busy and ran out of the door. Kui Yuan covered his stomach outside, and with a painful **, he fell directly from the stool to the ground, curling into a shrimp.
The old lady also snorted, covered her stomach and turned her back to the sky, and even planted the stool directly on the ground.
Keijiro and his daughter-in-law were frightened and hurried over to help. But Kui Yuanwai and the old lady began to roll on the ground holding their stomachs, shouting that their stomachs hurt, white foaming on the sides of their mouths, and rolling their eyes.
At this time, the maid finally scooped up a large spoonful of feces and urine, poured it into two bowls, and brought it to the mouths of the two of them.
The two of them couldn't serve the bowl with their hands, so the mother-in-law could only follow Yang Xianmao's example, pinch their cheeks, and pour a bowl of feces and urine into the mouths of the two. The room was suddenly filled with the smell of feces and urine, but the maid-in-law didn't dare to cover her mouth, but just surrounded worriedly, watching the two of them rolling on the ground, not knowing what to do.
drank feces and urine, and after a while, the two of them really began to vomit and vomited out a lot of feces and urine, but their stomachs still hurt like knives, and they kept rolling on the ground.
Kui Yuanwai found that vomiting was useless, it was estimated that the poisoning was deep, and finally gritted his teeth and said to Kui Erlang: "Erlang, hurry, go and beg Yang Gongzi to let him save his life, just say that his father is wrong, and he will never dare to harm him anymore, let him save his father's life." Dad is willing to go bankrupt to reward him......"
Seeing that her husband only said to save him, but did not mention herself, Mrs. Kui turned her head to her personal maid and said, "Cuixiang, go and beg Yang Gongzi and Miss Han, tell them to come and save the master and me quickly, go quickly, if it is too late, you will not be saved." ”
Kui Erlang anxiously asked, "Dad, mother, did you really poison the wine?"
"Yes, go quickly!" cried out to the outside of the court, and kept vomiting feces as he spoke, because he hadn't eaten early in the morning, and there was nothing to vomit in his stomach except for the feces poured into it.
Kui Erlang hurriedly agreed, turned around and ran out, and Cuixiang also ran out to find Yang Xianmao and they came back to save their lives.
But they went out for most of the day and didn't come back. Although Kui Yuanwai drank a large bowl of feces and urine, and also vomited a large pool of yellow feces, the pain in his stomach was not relieved by the sharp knife, and his breathing became weaker and weaker, and he had no strength to speak.
The old lady also rolled around on the ground in pain, spitting out a large puddle of feces, but she still couldn't stop the sharp abdominal pain like a knife.
Finally, Kui Erlang and Cuixiang came back one after another, followed by the white-haired Cowherd, running out of breath.
As soon as Kui Erlang entered the door, he shouted: "I can't find Yang Gongzi and Miss Han, I don't know where to run, I haven't seen the whole village, so I had to invite the cowherd...... What's wrong with you, Dad, Mother, what's wrong with you?"
Kui Erlang saw that Kui Yuanwai and his wife, who were curled up and lying on the ground, were motionless, and there was no reaction, so he was so frightened that he quickly rushed up and grabbed them and kept shaking, but there was still no response.
Cowherd Zhong ran all the way, but Kui Erlang was looking for the whole village, and he didn't find Yang Xianmao, so he went to call Cowherd, so he delayed a lot of time.
Cowherd gasped and squatted beside Kui Yuanwai, looked down, couldn't help but gasp, and saw Kui Yuanwai lying on the ground barely breathing, with his eyes rolling.
Cowherd reached out and tried his nose, but he couldn't feel any breathing airflow, so he quickly grabbed his wrist to check the pulse, and found that he couldn't feel the pulse. He touched the blood vessels in his neck with his hand, but there was no pulse either.
The cowherd shook his head, and hurried to the old lady's side, and after some testing, there was no sign of life.
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