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In Jin Yong's novel, there is a Lichun Courtyard, which is opened in Yangzhou. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

This kind of old yard is very large in scale and has many employees. But what about the service? Oh, everyone who has watched "The Legend of Deer and Ding" knows that the service of Lichun Yuan is not good.

The zongzi bought for the guests may have been eaten by Wei Xiaobao, and the ham slices on the table will be taken away by the young lady if she is not careful.

What's worse is that the girl's room here is dirty and messy, and she has a bad attitude, not only picking customers, but also not honing to improve the service level for many years.

For example, Wei Chunfang, "There are always so many songs that are sung in minor keys", either "Acacia Five Tunes", or "A Purple Bamboo Straight Miao", and I haven't thought about learning two new songs for more than ten years.

It's okay if the service is not good, and he is very broken-mouthed, while working on the kang, he also chats with you about the international situation, and talks nonsense about all kinds of gossip and rumors such as Wu Sangui and Kangxi robbing Chen Yuanyuan.

Such a mechanic can actually live in Lichun Courtyard, picking up customers year after year.

Going to Lichun Courtyard to consume, where is the pastime, it is simply infuriating.

But the problem is, you can't help but go. Because visiting the kiln is just needed.

You suspect that the service of other people is not good, can you open a good one yourself? Absolutely not. For a long time, the prefect Wu Zhirong has been appointed, and only four licenses have been issued: Lichun Yuan, Yiqing Yuan, Tenderness Hospital, and Wenju Yuan.

Why are there only a few license plates? Mr. Wu said: This is for the sake of strict access and ensuring the quality of service. It's all for your good.

As a result, if you don't go to Lichun Temple, you can only go to Yiqing Temple, and if you don't go to Tenderness Temple, you can only ask Juyuan.

Only those who have a license can be called a kiln, and those who do not have a license can only be called a black brick kiln, which will be destroyed immediately. No matter how bad Wei Chunfang's service is, no matter how smelly the quilt is, you can only go in and endure it.

Year after year, everyone is accustomed to Wei Chunfang's service level, and suddenly the world has changed, and something called "new thinking in martial arts" has risen, and new kilns have blossomed everywhere, and those who have venues and girls can open courtyards to pick up customers.

Everyone is high, finally you don't have to go to Lichun Courtyard, everyone goes to try the new kiln, and it's so cool to come out with the wall, and I will go next time.

Wei Chunfang was furious: "This is not a way for the old lady to live!"

She doesn't blame herself for being rough, the strange people's skills are too good, and they robbed her of her job.

Lichun Courtyard, Yiqing Courtyard, Tenderness Courtyard, and Wenju Courtyard are also gone, and if they continue like this, they all ran to Wu Zhirong's prefect and kowtowed, shouting:

"My lord, your license is so expensive, you said that it was a protection fee, but now you can't use it, new kilns are everywhere, you listen, the city is full of cannons. Wei Chunfang has not been able to receive customers for three months, and even the outsiders from the train station who cheated the best stop are not coming to play, woo woo woo ......"

Lord Wu Zhirong rolled up his sleeves: It's reversed! It's reversed! When I don't exist.

Soon, the government issued a "Detailed Rules for the New Opening of Kilns", which stipulates and rules:

You have to be a local to open a yard and be a girl.

Locals must be locals to learn performance songs such as "******", "Acacia Five Tunes", and "A Purple Bamboo Straight Miao".

The cup of the working girl must not be less than 34d, the waist circumference must not be thicker than 2'2, and the foot must not be larger than 36 size.

Girls must not have chicken breasts, flat feet, high and low shoulders, and must not have dental caries, periodontitis, gingivitis......

On the balcony, Governor Wu looked at Lichun Courtyard affectionately and muttered, "I can only help you get here." ”

As soon as the detailed rules were released, the whole city was a sensation.

Representatives from all walks of life spoke one after another and enthusiastically supported it.

Zhang Sanbao, the owner of Lichun Courtyard, said that he resolutely supports this rule. With it, the access to the kiln industry is stricter, which is conducive to ensuring the quality of service and making the majority of guests safer and happier!

He also said that Lichun Courtyard, as a time-honored traditional kiln, must take the lead in improving services, and the next three-hour package will be reduced by one hour at most, and the wallet of the guest officer must be returned to the ID card, and will strive to reduce the occurrence of complaints about secretly replacing the lady with a fat aunt on the spot.

Ms. Wei Chunfang, the representative of the practitioners of Lichun Hospital, also came out to speak:

"Saying that we pick passengers, refuse to carry, and are dirty and messy is all slander.

"If I were a picker, how could Wei Xiaobao be born, how could Wei Xiaobao not even know who his father was? When the guests come in the future, I won't sing "******" to them, but instead read the rules and learn the rules, and the guests will definitely welcome them!"

Aunt He, a local resident, also said that the detailed rules are good! There are far fewer people from other places who come to work here!

She said that a while ago, young ladies from other places flocked to employment, and her daughter, as a local, sat on a cold bench in Lichun Courtyard, and her business was cold, and no one asked for five yuan to give a handful. The old couple felt sorry for their daughter and washed their faces with tears all day long. Especially when I heard my little grandson innocently ask, "Mom, why don't you have an uncle to play with you yet?"

"It's good now! With this rule, the black kiln has been hit, and my daughter's business is guaranteed! The smile is back on the face of the little grandson!" (To be continued.) )