Xu Qiang was taken aback by Meng Fanzhu's figure, and deliberately patted his chest, meaning that this guy worked hard to cross the real effort, and his funny expression received another round of applause.

"The sound of the train moving, the ...... of the cave," Meng Fanzhu pretended to wander.

"There's no sound of the train moving. Xu Qiang covered his nose.

Hahaha

......

"I sat on the train, with a war knife, in a military uniform, with a beard, and with the hat of a generalissimo. Meng Fanzhu pretended to be mighty.

"Oh~ What is this?" asked Xu Qiang in surprise.

The guests in the hall were listening intently to Meng Fanzhu's story, and everyone was curious about which historical figure they had crossed over this time.

It's really that the last crossing Cheng Heshen was a bit too miserable, I didn't eat a bite of a table of dishes, so many beauties were given to death without saying a word, it can be said that it is the most tragic crossing in history, look at how this time is.

"Oh, hey, how can I dress like this?" Meng Fanzhu learned the Shenyang accent. High-level eloquence combined with voice charm, ventriloquism is really a piece of cake. It's okay to imitate some dialects or anything, and even as long as Meng Fanzhu thinks about it, imitating other people's voices or birds and beasts and even all kinds of music in life will be vivid.

"It's like a northeastern. Xu Qiang nodded.

"There are a lot of soldiers standing in front of me, waiting for me on the train. Meng Fanzhu continued to speak with a Shenyang accent, looking like a golden knife in Malaysia.

"Wow! magnificent. Xu Qiang was envious.

"Who am I?" Meng Fanzhu shouted.

"yes, you have to ask. Xu Qiang agreed.

"Report to the marshal, you are Zhang Zuolin. "Meng Fanzhu.

"Wow! that's amazing. Xu Qiang's eyes are full of stars.

"King of the Northeast, Zhang Zuolin!" Meng Fanzhu said excitedly.

"That's it!" Xu Qiang's doglegs.

"Great. Oh mom, the three eastern provinces are all mine. "Meng Fanzhu's Shenyang dialect is very authentic.

Hahaha

......

"It's not all yours. Xu Qiang used honorifics.

"Great, the crossing was successful. Meng Fanzhu was happy.

"This time it worked. Xu Qiang flattered.

"Someone, where are you now?" Meng Fanzhu pretended to be uncle.

"Ask. "Xu Qiang owes land.

"Report to the marshal, I'm going to Huanggutun. 咣~"Meng Fanzhu.

"Oh, that's ingenious. Xu Qiang sighed, before he could enjoy it, he was blown up.

Hahaha...... I thought I could have a good time, God turned around!

"If you have read history, you know that Zhang Dashuai was blown up in Huanggutun on the train. I didn't have enough minutes to blast me back, and when I woke up, I was standing in the house again. Meng Fanzhu went back and forth to see if he had any injuries on his body.

"Wow! If you dare to blow up, you can come back. Xu Qiang felt as if he had mastered something.

"You can come back if you die, you think, you can come back after a hit, can't you come back even more if you die. Meng Fanzhu explained.

"Yes~" Xu Qiang is powerless.

"Oh, this can't work, this, ah, the dream of a hero has not been realized! Suddenly I remembered, now I can do whatever I want!" Meng Fanzhu's eyes lit up.

"What's wrong?" Xu Qiang.

"Why can't I be a hero in a martial arts novel?"

"Hey, that's not easy to die!"

Hahaha...... The guests all liked to die Xu Qiang. Every time, he can put the finishing touch on Meng Fanzhu, and he can also control the rhythm. Looking at this old-fashioned way of acting, it doesn't look like a freshman college student at all, nor does it look like a new cross talk apprentice who is only apprenticed on the first day today.

Where did Li Zaiwen get these two disciples, it's really too wicked!

Hou Yaowen, Zhao Wenqi, and Wang Wengui all smiled from ear to ear, the more talents in their own faction, the better. In the future, we have to train these two boys well, and they dare not say that they will occupy half of the country.

"Long hair fluttering, white clothes like snow, coming and going like flying, how good is such a hero!" Meng Fanzhu said yearningly.

"Yes!" Xu Qiang affirmed.

"Walking!" Meng Fanzhu said.

"Where?" asked Xu Qiang.

"In the desert. Go to that station, oops, I'm in the right state, just like in the TV series, wearing a white dress, wearing a belt, the breeze is blowing, and this belt is floating" Meng Fanzhu pretended to brush the ribbon on his face, and began to stink again.

"The white clothes are fluttering, handsome. Xu Qiang's eyes were red.

"The hair is also fluttering, and he looks very handsome, holding an embroidery needle in this hand, and holding the "Sunflower Book" in this hand. The more Meng Fanzhu's expression spoke, the more wrong it became.

"The East is undefeated!" Xu Qiang was happy.

At this time, he already admired his third brother in his heart, and only he knew that what the two of them were performing now was indeed created on the spot. Everything is in Meng Fanzhu's mind, he doesn't know what the story of the next sentence is, although this feeling brings unconfidence in his heart, but it also has an extremely exciting feeling.

"Oh, I'm so unlucky!" Meng Fanzhu said with annoyance.

Hahaha..... Why is this kid so unlucky, or he will travel to the character who is about to die. This time, I finally don't have to die, it's still a man or a woman, it's too miserable.

"When is this a stop? Meng Fanzhu said distressedly.

"That's right. Xu Qiang sympathized.

Hahaha

......

"I hurriedly shouted, I want to be a real hero, this needle myself one by one. "Meng Fanzhu.

"Well, what is this for?" Xu Qiang wondered.

"If you're dead, you'll be able to cross over. Meng Fanzhu explained.

"Oh, yes. Forgot. Xu Qiang patted his head.

"Hole, this time I'm on my horse, little white-faced general. Meng Fanzhu said happily.

"This time it's good. Xu Qiang agreed.

"Riding a white dragon horse in white armor and holding a bright silver spear in my hand, I think I'm so good-looking. "Meng Fanzhu is beautiful.

"Wow, pretty. Xu Qiang admired.

"In front of the two armies, I was very brave, and the enemy generals watched me die and die. Meng Fanzhu picked up a fan and compared it to a gun, and he was very brave.

"Awesome!" Xu Qiang gave a thumbs up.

"Dang Dang Dang, the last one to that station, heh, holding my gun, all the soldiers knelt in front of me 'Long live General Mulan'. Meng Fanzhu walked around the Peking Opera stage, standing with a fan, his expression a little embarrassed.

"Woman, good fellow, you might as well be undefeated in the East, you one. Xu Qiang almost sprayed.

Hahaha

......

"It may be that after playing the East undefeated, it will be Mulan. Meng Fanzhu explained awkwardly.

"Hey, I haven't heard of it. "Xu Qiang is not angry.

Hahaha...... There is also sorting through the crossing, which is so funny~

"Don't say it again, I really haven't been a woman, and it's good to really become a big beauty. Meng Fanzhu longed.

"Not bad, actually. Xu Qiang nodded in agreement.

"Isn't it, it doesn't matter if it's the emperor's concubine or anyone's wife, it's not bad for everyone to spoil me. It's decided, I'm going to cross into a beauty, hole~" Meng Fanzhu.

Hahaha...... Anya sat next to He Ying in the middle of the hall and smiled wildly, but there was a different look in her eyes. If you dress up the pig as a woman, it should look good, so you must try it when you have the opportunity.

Meng Fanzhu, who didn't know Anya's thoughts, still worked hard to perform, but he shivered inexplicably.

Although the air conditioning in the house is very cold, I am wearing a coat, and I am now three times the physique of a normal person, even if it is more than ten degrees below zero, I will not feel cold outside the bare-chested station. I couldn't figure it out, so I had to continue performing.

"How's that?" asked Xu Qiang.

"There is a mirror in front of you, oops, there is a beautiful woman in the mirror!" Meng Fanzhu.

"Hey, I've really become a beauty" Xu Qiang.

"Take the puff and put on some powder by yourself, apply lipstick, ah, I'm looking at it, oh, the curtain is lifted, and a big one comes in. Meng Fanzhu pretended to be mysterious, and his tone was very ambiguous.

"Who?" Xu Qiang said gossipy.

The guests in the hall sweated for Meng Fanzhu, and said in their hearts: Child, don't make a mistake, once it is contaminated with colored scenes, this wonderful new joke will be wasted!

The relationship is average, and the two eyes are shining, waiting for the cannon to be fired on the stage, as for whether it is verbal criticism and writing after that, it depends on the mood.

Senior Brother Jiang is looking forward to it, he can't wait for these two little junior brothers to say something that shouldn't be said, so that he can play a problem, and he is not afraid to have a master to support you, and he will clean you up at one time!

"This big man, holding a knife in his hand, sister-in-law, Wu Song has something to say. Meng Fanzhu said in a humble voice.

"Hey, Pan Jinlian, good guy, you want revenge" Xu Qiang breathed a sigh of relief.

Hahaha

......

"My life is so miserable. Meng Fanzhu said frustratedly.

"Oh yes, let's think of something else. Xu Qiang was anxious.

"The knife is rushing to the tip of my heart, and I will hold his hand as soon as I grab it, Wu Song!" Meng Fanzhu clutched the fan in both hands, his face nervous.

"What's the matter?" Xu Qiang also asked nervously.

"I had one more wish before I died. Meng Fanzhu begged.

"You say. Xu Qiang couldn't bear to see it.

"I've become a woman, and I'm going to cross again, and I must be a woman who leans towards the opposition!" Meng Fanzhu shouted.

"Gone again?" Xu Qiang cooperated.

"When I opened my eyes again, I was in the Qing Dynasty again, sitting on the Jinluan Palace. Meng Fanzhu pretended to look around.

"Awesome. "Xu Qiang.

"There are a lot of small bead curtains in front of me, and there is a little emperor sitting in my head, I suddenly understand, I am the Empress Dowager Cixi!" Meng Fanzhu suddenly realized.

"Lafayette!" Xu Qiang envied.

"Hmph, little plum!" Meng Fanzhu commanded.

"Who is Little Lizi?" asked Xu Qiang.

"Great eunuch Li Lianying. "Meng Fanzhu.

"That's right. Xu Qiang understood.

"When I look back at the little plum, I'm happy. "Meng Fanzhu.

"What's wrong?" Xu Qiang.

"Isn't this Xu Qiang!" Meng Fanzhu smiled evilly.

"you!" Xu Qiang pushed Meng Fanzhu.

Hahaha

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The two bowed and took a curtain call, the hall erupted in thunderous applause, and all the guests stood up to send heartfelt congratulations to the two cross talk rookies on the stage.

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