My aunt was discharged from the hospital. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

In the end, it is a rural person, and the economic thinking of small farmers is making trouble, and they feel that hospitalization is too wasteful of money, and it is the same to go home to recuperate, so they insist on being discharged. The doctor and the cousin persuaded her, but they couldn't persuade her, so they had to agree to let her go home to recuperate, but she was not allowed to do heavy work, lest she be hurt again.

Fortunately, with Chen Zhengqian's medicinal diet, as long as she persists for a period of time, her aunt's body will definitely recover, and she may be healthier than before the injury.

That's the powerful effect of warehouse medicines!

In addition, it is impossible for him to spend time boiling porridge every day, so Chen Zhengqian has prepared a set of medicinal materials needed for the medicinal diet in advance, and asked his mother to bring it to his aunt.

In the hospital, while packing up her things, the aunt asked Chen Zhengqian's mother, "Is Xiaoqian at home today?"

Li Xiaomei said: "I don't know him, I won't see anyone after eating at noon." ”

At this moment, Chen Zhengqian is secretly planning a "big event".

And it's not the kind that outsiders know, so no one knows what he's doing now except himself.

Today is the day before Christmas, also known as Christmas Eve.

Chen Zhengqian doesn't like to spend Christmas Eve, not to say how foreigners' holidays are, but simply indifferent.

In the past, many students would celebrate Christmas Eve and give each other apples or other gifts.

However, what they didn't know was that the goddess accepted their gifts with a smile, and then turned around and entered the school's guest house with Gao Fushuai!

That night, Chen Zhengqian saw that the guest house behind the dormitory was really brightly lit, and a pair of student couples were hugging, going in and out, and some of them had already begun to kiss before they had time to close the door.

At that time, I thought that there would be a lot of girls who would become women on this night.

Of course, now that Chen Zhengqian is not in school, I don't know if this year will continue the grand occasion of previous years, but I think it will be similar. Well, in college, at the age of hormones, there is nowhere to vent a lot of energy.

There are many jokes on the Internet that this night, you can go to the street to sell apples and roses first, and then start selling sets at about 10 o'clock or after the lights are turned off in the dormitory, and then sell Yuting the next morning, at least you can make a small profit. If safety measures are not taken in place, two or three months later, the hospital will have another batch of customers who will come to have an abortion.

Although it is a joke, it also shows some very helpless realities.

Therefore, out of some personal low-level interests, Chen Zhengqian decided to take revenge on the society this year!

Therefore, he deliberately planned an operation -

He found a few student parties on the campus post bar of Hecheng Middle School who were interested in coming out to work part-time today, and they were all male single dogs.

Why boys?

Because Chen Zhengqian feels that boys will be more interested in this kind of thing than girls, and they will be bolder.

So after talking for a long time, what kind of plan of action is it?

The answer is-

Chen Zhengqian wants to take a walk after dinner today, and distribute boxed Durex to couples on the street for free as a "welfare" for the festival!

A whole box of Durex will not be used up for you for a lifetime!

This was specially ordered online by Chen Zhengqian, and he also used an expedited express.

Of course, it won't be him who will personally send it, how could he do such a shameful thing himself.

That's why I found a few student parties who were willing to come to work part-time.

If anyone thinks that free delivery kits are really a perk, they are very wrong.

Imagine that when a couple walks down the street, or this kind of special festival, suddenly someone runs over and stuffs a box of Durex to the boy in the couple, if the two have not developed to the point of snapping, then the biggest possibility is that both parties feel embarrassed.

Either the girl turns around and leaves, or the boy suddenly has no topic to continue chatting.

Of course, it is not impossible to smile at each other and then walk directly into the small hotel next door.

Hey, anyway, it's going to be a lot of fun!

In big cities, there will also be people distributing condoms on the streets to promote AIDS prevention, but in a small place like Hecheng, there should not have been any street delivery, right?

Then Chen Zhengqian is the first man to send a set!

Just why does this title sound so strange?

"The whole world smells of love, and only I keep the scent of a single dog. ”

Looking at couples walking side by side in front of him, Chen Zhengqian pouted, looked at the time, and wondered why the students hadn't come yet, and they were almost at the appointed time.

At this moment, he was wearing a mask, riding a small tram and stopping at the gate of People's Park, and he deliberately found his high school uniform, so that no one could recognize him as a high school student.

At this time, several boys appeared in front of Chen Zhengqian together: "Big brother, we are here." ”

Yo he, they actually came together, Chen Zhengqian smiled, but the mask blocked it, and they couldn't see it.

"Well, just come on. ”

Chen Zhengqian nodded, he had made it clear to them on the Internet before, but for the sake of insurance, he said it again: "I also explained the rules to you very clearly before, and now I will repeat them." From now on, help me finish sending this box of things, and even if I get off work after delivery, the salary will be 200 yuan per person, understand?"

"Understood, understood!" Several boys were stunned and nodded hurriedly.

Two hundred yuan, you can earn two weeks of food expenses in one night, which is simply a great deal.

However, some people objected: "Big brother, do we really want to do this? I'm so afraid of being beaten to death." ”

It's a boy with a thinner physique who speaks.,Look at him like a weak chicken.,I don't know how to get in.,Obviously behaving very domineering and fierce on the Internet.,It turned out to be a sufferer!

Chen Zhengqian was speechless, rolled his eyes and said, "Stupid, he wants to beat you, you won't run?!"

"Forehead......" The thin boy stopped talking.

Chen Zhengqian waved his hand and said, "Forget it, let's send one hundred to each of you first, so as not to make a joke about me." ”

A few boys are all happy, but I didn't expect to get paid before I started working, which is too cool, right?

"But let's talk about it first, take the money seriously, don't give me perfunctory, there are still a hundred with me. Chen Zhengqian reminded them that no one should be stupid enough to just take the 100 yuan and leave, right? Why don't you spend an hour or two more and take an extra 100?

Chen Zhengqian felt that he should not be so unlucky.

After giving one of them a hundred, looking at the stupid looks of a few people laughing, Chen Zhengqian took down the cardboard boxes on the tram and said to them: "Okay, each person will take twenty boxes first, each of them will occupy a street corner, and they will be sent when they see a couple, do you understand?"

This is just an intersection, and if one person occupies one side of the sidewalk, I believe it won't take long to finish.

"Got it!" the boys all nodded, and each took twenty boxes of Durex from the box.

Chen Zhengqian specially bought several different types, what ultra-thin lubricant, what spiral, what strawberry flavor, all of them. It is estimated that couples who get holiday gifts will be satisfied.

And just like that, a few boys took these props and set off.

Chen Zhengqian was in the same place, watching them hand out condoms to the lovers passing by the roadside one by one.

"Happy Christmas Eve!"

A couple was walking across from the opposite side, and suddenly a boy trotted over, stuffed a box of things into the man's hand, said a word, and ran away.

The man was a little confused, looked down, and was stunned.

The woman next to him asked strangely, "Hey, what's coming from?"

When he took it from the man's hand, he was stunned, and then scolded in shame: "Phew, stinky rascal!" The box smashed on the man with a "snap", turned around and left.

The man didn't forget to pick up the box, and hurriedly ran after the woman: "Hey, hey, wife, don't go, wait for me!"

looked behind him, but he didn't see the boy who sent the suit just now, and then scolded fiercely: ", boy, don't let me meet you again!"

Damn, I finally coaxed my girlfriend out, and I was expecting it to happen tonight, but now it's ruined all of a sudden, really fuck up!

"It scared the hell out of me. ”

The boy hiding behind the tree breathed a sigh of relief, fortunately he was witty, otherwise he would have been caught and killed.

But then I thought, "But it seems to be really interesting, haha!"

Seeing another couple coming in front of him, his eyes lit up: "There is another couple in front!"

Now, having tasted the fun, they don't need Chen Zhengqian's supervision, and they also consciously join the couple's death group.

Chen Zhengqian watched from a distance like this, they were nervous and worried at the beginning, and they became more and more skilled in the back, feeling that these guys were really talented, shameless, even afraid of themselves.

That's right, it's just to take the initiative to make things fun! Chen Zhengqian suddenly found that he was really evil, and he simply went against his wishes as an outstanding young student.

But the pleasure of doing bad things is really easy to degenerate!

Of course, there are accidents. (To be continued.) )