The boy with a thin physique just now was named Li Canghai. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

He is an ordinary student in the second year of high school in Hecheng Middle School, and he is not very conspicuous, but he has a good reputation on the post bar, because he is half a technical nerd, and he is usually more active on the Internet.

When he saw Chen Zhengqian posting on the post bar to recruit people for part-time jobs, he thought that others were joking when he saw such superior conditions. I tried to add it to "spy on the enemy", and it turned out that there was such a good thing.

Well, it seems that there is no shortage of fools in this world!

Originally, with the purpose of just coming out to have fun and making some extra money by the way, he joined this temporary and strange part-time team. Unexpectedly, after being nervous and scared at the beginning, he gradually became excited, and he felt quite emotional.

But in just ten minutes, he had already sent out eight boxes of Durex, and successfully caused the two couples to have a conflict, both of them were women who threw their hands and left, and then he hid aside and snickered, and quickly ran away before the man reacted.

Oh, he just sent a box to a pair of uncles and aunts in their fifties, caring for empty nesters, everyone is responsible!

At this time, a couple came in front of him, and after he saw it, he was stunned for a moment.

Isn't that who in your own class?

He's also in love?

Fuck it, damn loving dog!

Unexpectedly, the classmate who was also not amazing also found a girlfriend, and he was still single, and he suddenly felt so sad.

He walked over decisively, pretending not to know, and in the surprised eyes of his classmates, he stuffed a box of spiral Durex into his hand, and then said with a smile: "Happy Christmas Eve." ”

Then, before the classmates reacted, they smeared oil on the soles of their feet and ran away.

His classmate wondered what was going on with this guy, but when he glanced at the box, he was startled and hurriedly stuffed it into his pocket, but his face turned red all of a sudden.

The girls next to her saw it, so they smiled and asked, "What are you doing putting it away?"

The boy blushed, and he didn't know what to say for a while, feeling so embarrassed to hold this kind of thing in front of a girl.

The girl found it funny and looked at him like this.

Suddenly, the boy plucked up the courage and said, "Xiaoya, be my girlfriend, I will be good to you!"

The girl was stunned, she didn't expect him to say such a thing in public.

The boy had thoughts about her, she knew it, and she didn't take it seriously.

High school students, who hasn't had a crush on someone. She neither hates nor likes boys, but she just happened to bump into them and walked around together, but she didn't expect him to say such things, and she was stunned for a while.

Originally, I wanted to say something, but thinking of the little box just now, I secretly wondered if he had thought of something disgusting, right?

She immediately sank her face: "I didn't expect you to be the kind of low-level creature who only thinks with the lower half of your body, in vain I still think you are a good person, now it seems that you are no different from those boys whose heads are full of all kinds of dirty thoughts!"

The indescribable disgust in his tone, where is the pleasant face just now.

"Not really!"

The boy was in a hurry, but he didn't expect that he was self-defeating, and quickly explained: "It's not what you think, I never thought of doing that kind of thing to you, I really want to be good to you, you just promise to be my girlfriend, I promise to obey the rules!"

God is pitiful, and the boy himself regrets in his heart, what kind of medicine did he take wrong to say such a thing in this situation, and now it's over.

The boy was a little excited, and the pedestrians next to him couldn't help but look over, and then slowly formed a small circle.

Li Canghai hid behind the crowd and watched the play with interest, he didn't feel that he had done anything wrong, as if he had inadvertently pushed it.

Chen Zhengqian stood not far away, looking at it and thinking it was very interesting, is this the rhythm of breaking up a pair again?

There was an eldest sister next to her who was also watching, she was selling Northeast flatbread, and she came out to set up a stall on a cold day, which was not easy, Chen Zhengqian simply bought two and paid for it, but she didn't eat it. Anyway, there is a Qiankun bag, and I am not afraid that it will be cold.

At this moment, the boy and the girl are still in a stalemate, the boy's face is a little sad, and the girl is a little annoyed.

Chen Zhengqian shrugged, young man, since you are so sincere, you can't impress that girl, so it's better to forget it.

Li Canghai didn't expect that his small move would actually put his classmates in such a difficult situation, he was entangled for a while, he regretted it a little, hesitated, but still got out of the crowd, and said weakly: "I think this boy is still very good, classmate, you should really think about it." ”

But his words didn't help.

The girl sneered instead: "Three-legged toads are hard to find, and three-legged men are all over the street." Although this is a bit heavy, it is also true. The boy was a little silent for a while, and sure enough, he confessed that he was still too young.

The girl may also feel that she has gone too far, so she sighs and says to the boy: "You want me to be your girlfriend, unless pie in the sky!"

Anyway, I've always been so arrogant, and I won't say anything good, so I like him to retreat. The girl thought to herself.

Chen Zhengqian silently glanced at the Northeast flatbread that had not been touched in his hand, and sighed lightly: "Although you can't impress that girl, congratulations, you have impressed me." I'll give you this pie!"

"Hah-"

Chen Zhengqian exhaled lightly, his hands were strong and dark, and he used a little hidden weapon technique to directly throw out the baked cakes together with the plastic bag.

The god-like baked cake glided in mid-air in a parabolic posture for 3.69 seconds, and then "snapped" and fell to the ground, just falling between the boys and girls.

Li Canghai, who was originally embarrassed, saw the pie that suddenly fell from the sky, and his eyes were about to pop out: "Damn, it's really pie falling from the sky!"

The boy was stunned at first, and then his face was full of joy, and he almost cried with joy. Turning around and scanning the surrounding crowd, he didn't know who threw the baked cake so kindly, so he simply bowed and thanked everyone around: "Thank you! Thank you!"

The people around were stunned for a moment, and then burst into laughter and amazement.

The girl's face was also stunned, and she was at a loss for a while.

The boy turned around, looked at the girl, and asked nervously, "Xiaoya, can you promise me now?"

"Little girl, you just promise people, pie in the sky, this is a good thing!" An aunt next to her laughed, causing the audience to chuckle.

The girl bit her lip and snorted softly, "Look at your performance!" and then blushed a little and bowed her head and walked away quickly.

"Thank you! Thank you!" the boy hurriedly thanked the passer-by who had just spoken, and chased after the girl, not forgetting to pick up the baked cake.

This is a sacred object that fell from the sky, you can't just throw it away, you have to take it back and make a good offering!

"Young man, come on, I'm very optimistic about you!" Seeing the young man leave, the aunt shouted from afar.

Looking at the back of the boy chasing the girl away, Chen Zhengqian couldn't help but chuckle, hey, it's good to be young.

Eh, wait!

Didn't I come to break up the couple? How did I help a couple in turn?

Chen Zhengqian couldn't help but roll his eyes: "Forget it, just be happy." ”

In the end, all the sets were sent out, Chen Zhengqian breathed a sigh of relief, and in the gratitude of several student parties, he paid them the rest of their salaries before driving home.

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The Sea of Your Dragon, 2333...... Thanks to the 30 roast duck legs sponsored by the big guy of "Tianyue [Garden]", one is satisfied~ (to be continued.) )