[060 Drunken Erha Brothers]
In front of the barbecue grill, Liu Yiyi looked up in astonishment, and when he saw Hu Lei, who was turning his head to greet him, and Xuanyuan Jian behind Hu Lei, who was like an eyelid spasm board frantically staring at him, this big man with a tiger's back actually shuddered.
Liu Yishou can be regarded as watching Xuanyuan Sword grow up, and he is very clear about his amount of alcohol, especially when he thinks of the scene when Xuanyuan Sword drank too much last time, a trace of firmness flashed in his copper bell-like eyes.
"Young master, I'm sorry, the wine has been sold out, and I haven't had time to stock it yet. As he spoke, he also glanced at Xuanyuan Sword with Hu Lei behind his back.
"That's it, that's a pity, I still want to get drunk with Lao Hu and not go home!", Xuanyuan Jian immediately understood, he also thought of a certain unbearable past.
And after hearing the words "no drunk, no return" from Xuanyuan Jian's mouth, Liu Yishou trembled again, and then nodded apologetically at Hu Lei and Xuanyuan Jian, "I'm really sorry this time, it's my old Liu who didn't entertain him well, and he will be twenty percent off today." ”
Hu Lei looked at these two people squeezing his eyebrows in front of him, and said in his heart, you are really blind to me.
At this moment, the guests at the next table also shouted, "Lao Liu, the old rules, a hundred strings of mutton, a piece of Yucheng beer." ”
"Okay, wait a minute!"
Glancing at the back of Liu Yiyi's hand running to get busy, Hu Lei looked at Xuanyuan Jian meaningfully.
"Ahem, Uncle Liu is really forgetful. Xuanyuan Jian explained awkwardly, and then saw Liu walking out with a case of beer on his shoulder, and Hu Lei on the other side was biting a string of crispy bones with a sneer, which made him even more embarrassed.
"Okay, since there's no here, I'll go to the supermarket next door and buy some. After a bunch of crispy bones were gnawed, Hu Lei got up. The taste of this skewer is really not said, but a few skewers of the belly also completely aroused the wine worm that lurked in his stomach, the so-called skewers without beer, life is not perfect.
"I'll go, I'll have a treat when I say okay, where can I let you break the bank!", Xuanyuan Jian said busily.
It's good that he didn't mention this stubble, but Hu Lei was even more angry when he said it. It is said that the best place in Yucheng has become a barbecue stall, even if you drink a wine, you will squeeze your eyebrows and fool yourself with the boss. Lao Hu me, ahhh
He glared at Xuanyuan Jian fiercely, "You give me an honest place to sit here." After speaking, he walked towards the small supermarket next to him.
"Old Hu, is he angry?", Hu Lei's departing back seemed to be carrying flames, Xuanyuan Jian chewed a bite of meat skewers and looked down at the bean juice that ran to his feet at some point with a pair of big white almond eyes.
"Wang. ”
"Hey, what else do you know but eat!", he picked up a bunch of roasted oily leeks and threw them down.
I didn't know that the bean juice didn't smell it, and I directly pulled it aside with my front paws, and then continued to look at Xuanyuan Sword with big white eyes.
Xuanyuan Jian snorted, and said in his heart, buddy, are you not convinced, this is worth it......
So, when Hu Lei came back with a box of Yucheng beer, he saw Xuanyuan Sword and Dou Juice really staring at each other and rolling his eyes.
"Come on bean juice. Hu Lei shouted, then grabbed a string of chicken paws and threw them to the ground.
Hearing this, Dou Juice put away the whites of his big eyes, glanced at Xuanyuan Sword, and then stuck out his tongue and arched towards the chicken claws, leaving only Xuanyuan Sword with a dangling tail.
"Don't stare at it, drink. Hu Lei greeted and threw a bottle of beer to Xuanyuan Jian.
Xuanyuan Jian rubbed his sour eyes, and said proudly, "Old Hu, it's not me who brags to you, when it comes to rolling your eyes, my Xuanyuan Sword has not tasted defeat, just this Erha you raised, is not my opponent at all." ”
Hu Lei has a black line, and he really doesn't understand how this thing compares with a Wang Xingren's sense of superiority. It was really difficult for him to keep up with Xuanyuan Sword's thinking logic, he shook his head and didn't say anything, and then just rattled and removed the cap of the beer bottle with his teeth.
"Phew. The bottle cap is a little dirty and forgot to wipe it, but this skill is not rusty.
"Ouch, that's fun. Xuanyuan Jian was interested, he followed Hu Lei's example and bit the cap of the bottle with his teeth, and then forced.
With a click, Hu Lei was dumbfounded......
The cap didn't come down, but the bottle actually bit off the bottleneck. This Nima is the legendary national art?!
Hu Lei's eyes when he looked at Xuanyuan Jian couldn't help but change, Xuanyuan Jian didn't notice this, he shook the beer bottle that was only half cut at Hu Lei, "What's the matter, it's not bad." ”
Alas, Hu Lei sighed silently, this thing always seems to be able to eliminate his high temperament just right.
"Come on, come on, drink. ”
"Okay, I'll ask Uncle Liu to get two cups first. ”
"What kind of cup, just use the bottle. With that, Hu Lei raised his head and took a big sip, the cold and refreshing feeling was difficult to describe in words.
"Cool. ”
Liu, who was busy greeting guests with skewers, glanced at it casually, and when he saw the half-pulled beer bottle held by Xuanyuan Jian, he was not good.
"Oh, my ancestors. ”
He threw down the half-roasted skewers in surprise and hurriedly rushed towards Xuanyuan Sword, but before he could rush closer, he saw Xuanyuan Sword also raise the beer bottle and take a big sip.
"It's over. ”
Liu Yishou's face turned pale, he took three steps back, immediately turned around and ran back to his barbecue post without looking back, and then glanced in the direction of Xuanyuan Sword from time to time while grilling skewers, for fear that something terrible would happen.
Hu Lei was speechless, he didn't expect that the Xuanyuan Sword that he had shouted to give him a drunk before would be so useless, just half a bottle of beer in his stomach was already flushed and shook his head.
"Old, old Hu, hey, how come there are two old Hus? Aren't you also a shadow clone?", when he drank the second bottle, Xuanyuan Sword had already begun to have a big tongue.
Hu Lei was speechless, it seemed that this wine was not satisfied.
"Shadow, it's hard to practice with a doppelganger, no, I, I'll tell you, our family's Heart-Breaking Sutra is really hard to practice. ”
What the hell, the Heart Sutra, is it the national art practiced by Xuanyuan Sword? So, Hu Lei listened to Xuanyuan Jian's chatter for half an hour with a skewer in one hand and a beer in the other, saying that he was tired and staggered to open another bottle of beer for himself, and the way he opened the bottle still made Hu Lei's teeth sore.
As for what he said, in addition to how difficult it is to practice, it is the tragic history of being bullied by Le Lin from childhood to adulthood, and as for the Heart Sutra, there is no mention of it, Hu Lei's curious heart is as if there are a hundred kittens scratching again.
At the end, Xuanyuan Kendao said, "Le Lin, why don't you love me." ”
"Poof~", Hu Lei didn't hold back a sip of beer and sprayed Xuanyuan Jian's face. Is this product taking the wrong script, the god of Nyima has a twist.
"You say, why don't you love me. Xuanyuan Sword, who did not receive an answer, raised his voice by three points, attracting the sideways glances of the surrounding diners.
Liu Yishou naturally noticed the situation here, at this time he was really at war between heaven and man in his heart, although he had the intention to pull the Xuanyuan sword, but thinking that the other party was drunk last time not only shamelessly snatched his first kiss, but also kissed the three stray dogs nearby, Liu Yishou straightened his hair in his palm.
"You sit down first. Hu Lei was very embarrassed by the onlookers, this thing shouted like this without a head and brainless, it was easy to cause misunderstanding, so he reached out to pull the Xuanyuan sword.
I don't know that after this product was drunk, he was very stubborn, "If you don't answer me, I won't sit down." ”
"Good, good, I love you. ”
"Oh also, Lelin said she loved me, she said she loved me. Xuanyuan Jian broke free from Hu Lei's hand and ran out while cheering, this cargo ran extremely fast, every time he passed, he had to kiss an onlooker's face, and the chickens flew and the dogs jumped along the way.
Seeing this scene, Liu Yishou hid even farther away, and the eldest young master of Xindao was really still the drunken kissing madman.
Hu Lei really regrets it now, he knew that this product was so easy to drink high, and if he drank high, it was still this virtue that no matter who he killed, he would not drink with Xuanyuan Jian, recalling Liu Yishou's strange expression, Nima, this uncle must know the truth.
It didn't take long for Xuanyuan Jian to come back after kissing him, and it was really hard for him to run back after being like this.
"Roar, roar, happy today, I'm going to dance for everyone. ”
This product is not finished yet, he jumped on the stool with a roar and writhed in an extremely bewitching posture, twisting and undressing at the same time, but for a moment the upper body is no longer an inch, not to mention, this product is really not in the figure, it is the popular kind of clothing and thinness, and undressing has meat.
At first, Hu Lei was relatively calm, but the next moment ......
"Jiao, buddy, what are you doing, it's illegal to run naked. Hu Lei screamed and ripped off the Xuanyuan sword, and then pressed him to the chair with his hand.
At this moment, Hu Lei noticed that many onlookers had taken out their mobile phones, and wailed in his heart, this time he really wanted to accompany him to be an Internet celebrity.
After controlling the Xuanyuan Sword, Hu Lei inadvertently turned around and saw Erha Bean Juice stepping on the chair he had just sat on on the table with his paws, licking something vigorously with a big tongue......
"Jiao, that's ......"
Hu Lei let go of the Xuanyuan sword, let the thing slip weakly under the table, and pounced on the bean juice.
At this time, Erha's eyes were red and full of wine, and he staggered, and his feet slipped and he went under the table to accompany Xuanyuan Sword.
It turned out that Hu Lei's new bottle of beer was turned on the table at some point, but it was licked clean by the bean juice, and the joke was too big.
My family's Erha is drunk, what should I do, wait online, I'm in a hurry.
Under the table, Xuanyuan Jian felt that he had been hit by something, and he hugged the dog's head with bean juice, "Do you love me?"
"Wang~"
“mua~”
Looking at the Erha brothers who kissed each other under the table, Hu Lei wailed in his heart, "What kind of sin have I created!"