Li Ronghua woke up slowly, saw the suicide attempt, and said with a sad face, how can you save me? Just let me die.

I said, girl, no, Mrs. Li, people live for a lifetime, the grass and trees are autumn, it is better to die than to live, if there is something to grit your teeth and get through, how can you seek death and life? The cliff is so high, fall down and break your body, how can that be good.

Li Ronghua said that I am not afraid of death, but I am still afraid of this?

Zhang Youqian also persuaded, it's nothing to die, but have you thought about it, if you fall off and hit the ground first, even if you find the best tailor, you won't be able to restore your beautiful face.

I knocked Zhang Youqian and said that he could not be poor, everyone was like this, and he was still in the mood to joke. If that were the case, it wouldn't be a matter of finding a tailor. Brother Changling, you should persuade her.

Li Changling sighed, if I were the daughter-in-law of Granny Diao, I guess I wouldn't want to live anymore.

Zhang Youqian said that first of all, you have to be a woman.

Li Ronghua didn't die, we comforted her a few words, and she cried, like pear blossoms with rain, full of grievances.

She said, my father-in-law died early, my husband was cowardly, I married to the Li family at the age of twelve, worked as a cow and a horse for the Li family, got up before dawn every day to cook, and brought the food to my mother-in-law's room, but for so many years, my mother-in-law has not had a good face. If I cook, she will say that she wants to eat meat, and if I cook meat, she will drink porridge, put more salt and say salty, and put more sugar and sweet, and pick thorns at me everywhere. If it doesn't go your way, they punch and kick me, and you can see I have scars all over my body.

After that, Li Ronghua was going to roll up her sleeves to show us.

I hurriedly said, I believe, I believe.

Zhang Youqian said goodbye, take it off and show us.

Poof!

Zhang Youqian was kicked into the sea by Li Changling, Zhang Youqian climbed up, and while drying his clothes, he scolded, Li Changling, you despicable villain, actually attacked me. Li Changling turned around and didn't bother to pay attention to him. Zhang Youqian couldn't beat Li Changling, so he had to scold twice.

Li Ronghua found someone to listen to, opened the conversation box at once, and spit out the grievances that had accumulated for many years.

She said, in the final analysis, in fact, my mother-in-law just dislikes me for not giving her a grandchild. Hey, I'm still dead!

Having said that, after Li Ronghua vomited, her mood was also much soothed, and she didn't want to seek death and life like just now. When she said this, she actually wanted us to comfort her, or recognize her, and then say that Granny Diao was not. Psychologically, this is called the search for psychological identity.

Zhang Youqian said: Seeking death and life will not solve the problem. You think so, if you really die, in the future, your husband will continue the strings, and from then on there will be another angry daughter-in-law, and if you don't die, you will be considered to accumulate virtue and do good.

As soon as these words came out, Li Ronghua suddenly stopped doing it, and said to Zhang Youqian, how can you speak, is there such a comforting person?

Zhang Youqian laughed, you see, if you're angry, isn't it? It's good to be angry, and if you're angry, you won't die.

I secretly praised in my heart, although Zhang Youqian is a little poor, he still has a way to deal with this kind of young woman, after some gags, although Li Ronghua's heart knot has not been opened, but it is much better, not like at the beginning, with a look of despair.

Li Changling said, in this way, the three of us will send you back and have a good talk with Granny Diao.

At this moment, the sun has risen, and the four of them came to Langya Village at the bottom of the mountain and arrived at Granny Diao's house.

Li Ronghua reluctantly stepped forward and knocked on the door and said, Mother-in-law, I'm back.

Granny Diao came out, saw the three of us, her face sank, and said: Okay, Li Ronghua, I asked you to go up the mountain to dig three ground eggs, why did you bring me three men back? You just hooked up with wild men outside, why did you bring them home? Do you want to do it anymore?

Li Changling said, Granny Diao!

Granny Diao said shut up, Li Dengyun, hurry up and come out for me!

As soon as the words fell, a skinny and pale man walked out, it should be Li Ronghua's husband Li Dengyun, he said, Mother, you call me.

Granny Diao said that you go to the garden at the gate to take a look, is the rape planted green?

Lee Teng-yun wondered, how could the seeds that were planted yesterday be so fast?

Granny Diao sneered, I'm afraid that the rape in the garden is not green, and the top of your head is green.

Zhang Youqian raised his head, looked at the roof of the Li family, and said to himself, do you think this house is a little crooked? Could it be that the legendary upper beam is not right and the lower beam is crooked?

Granny Diao's face was full of displeasure, boy, do you think you are a guest of Langya Pavilion, and your old body can't move you?

Li Changling said, okay Diao's mother-in-law, Dengyun and his daughter-in-law couldn't think about it today, and jumped off the Langya platform, but fortunately we met and saved it......

When Granny Diao heard this, she said angrily, What, you actually want to die? Li Ronghua was drunk by Granny Diao, and her face turned blue with fright, Mother-in-law, I didn't, I accidentally slipped and fell. Granny Diao snorted, why are you still stunned, why don't you hurry up and cook? You have to starve your mother-in-law to death?

Li Ronghua said, do you want to eat noodles, pancakes, or steamed buns?

Granny Diao said, eat pancakes.

Would you rather eat all-rare, medium-rare, or medium-rare?

Medium rare.

Do you want sweet, salty, or salty?

On the way here, Li Ronghua told us that just by making a breakfast, Granny Diao can find a bunch of faults, Zhang Youqian suggested that the next time she cooks, then ask it clearly, and then she can't find a reason, so she can't get angry with you.

Sure enough, Granny Diao's face was a little ugly, she deliberately made things difficult for Li Ronghua, it seemed that she wanted to find an opportunity to get angry and beat her. I saw her say with a cold face, it looks sweet, smells salty, and tastes bad.

Li Ronghua nodded, then make it into a sugar triangle shape, coat the outside with a little salt, and put salted duck eggs inside.

The head of the words was that Granny Diao wanted to make it difficult for her, but Li Ronghua had more eyes and asked clearly, so Granny Diao was furious and slapped her up.

Li Ronghua's tears immediately flowed, and said, mother-in-law, why are you beating your daughter-in-law?

Granny Diao said angrily, you can't give birth to a son!

I sighed in my heart that not being able to give birth to a son had become an original sin these days. Zhang Youqian said, if you have something to say, don't move your hands and feet. Granny Diao scolded: "Old lady, I will teach my daughter-in-law a lesson, when will it be your turn to be an outsider to talk too much?" Li Dengyun, you said that I beat your daughter-in-law, is it reasonable to beat you?

Li Dengyun hurriedly said, it makes sense, my mother is right.

This Li Dengyun's fear of Granny Diao is not inferior to that of his daughter-in-law, he is cowardly and obedient to his mother. In the Ming Dynasty, in a family like theirs, the mother was too strong, and generally speaking, the son would become cowardly, which almost became a common practice.

Granny Diao was indignant, pointed at Li Ronghua, and said: A chicken eats dregs for a year and knows how to lay 200 eggs, but you are good, you have eaten the white rice of the Diao family for six years, and you can't even lay an egg.

I said, old lady, that's your fault. If you give birth to a boy or a girl, you can't blame your daughter-in-law entirely, it's up to the man to decide what to do. There is a scientific reason for this.

Granny Diao glanced at me and said coldly, "Are you telling me about science?" Okay, the old body is going to talk to you. There are 23 pairs of chromosomes in the human body, of which the sex is determined by the XY chromosome, if it is the XY chromosome, it is a boy, and if it is the YY chromosome, it is a girl. Dengyun provided him with X and Y chromosomes, and the rest depends on which one this little slut chooses, and you even told me that it was a man who had the final say?

I was speechless for a moment, and stabbed Zhang Youqian, you can say a few words.

Zhang Youqian looked innocent, such an esoteric theory is beyond my cognition, but it sounds very reasonable.

Granny Diao snorted coldly, the old lady is a person who has entered Langya Pavilion to read books.

Zhang Youqian praised, then you must be watching "The Mystery of the Human Body".

Granny Diao ignored him and said to Li Ronghua, why are you stunned, don't you go to cook?

Zhang Youqian also persuaded, your mother-in-law is angry, don't take it to heart, think about it, you are only eighteen this year, your mother-in-law is almost fifty years old, and you haven't been jumping for a few years, and you will endure waiting for her to burp for a few more years.

Li Ronghua thought about it, it seemed to be this reason. Don't worry, I will never die again, I want to live well, three bowls of rice at a time.

Granny Diao said that our Li family doesn't raise chickens that can't lay eggs, Dengyun, the cuihua in the west of the village, with big breasts and big buttocks, is easy to raise at first glance, and also makes a good hand of sauerkraut, I think it's really not good, just marry home and be a second room.

Li Dengyun's face was full of reluctance, mother, the cuihua is more than 180 pounds, like a wolf and a tiger, as powerful as a cow, with my small body, I'm afraid I can't withstand her ravage, and you won't press me into a photo?

I watched from the sidelines, Granny Diao's family is dominated by her, the daughter-in-law is angry, and the son has no temper, and the crux of the problem is that the daughter-in-law can't give birth to a son. At noon, the Langya Pavilion martial arts competition was coming, and I was still worried about how to deal with her, when suddenly I had a flash of inspiration and an idea in my heart.

It is difficult for a clean official to decide family affairs, let alone us outsiders? The three of us quarreled and made a mess, and we had no intention of entanglement, so we took our leave. Along the way, when they saw that I didn't speak, they asked, "What are you thinking?" I asked Li Changling, Brother Li, do we have a pharmacy in Langya Pavilion?

Li Changling said proudly, do you know what our Langya Pavilion is famous for? Rare and exotic grasses, spirit beasts and birds, as long as you can name them, we have them here.

Zhang Youqian said that you are too bragging, then come two catties of uranium, get an atomic bomb, and kill all the mother-in-law Li.

I said don't gag, I have something to do, there are less than two hours, the afternoon competition, whether you can enter the finals, it depends on this move. As I spoke, I picked up my pen and wrote a recipe for Li Changling to help prepare.

Zhang Youqian asked what to do?

I laughed and said, you'll know when the time comes.

At noon, Li Changling hurriedly came and handed me a medicine bag, saying that the things on your prescription are almost complete, but there is still a pair of medicine primers, which may be a little troublesome.

I said I'll figure it out when the time comes.

The three of them didn't even eat lunch and came to Langyatai.

PS: There is a free monthly pass, give a few to Sanguan. Although it is not on the list, it has already been discharged outside the 50s.