In order to make this competition appear fair and open, Zhong Changsheng notified everyone in Langya Pavilion and Langya Village to watch the game yesterday.

At first, most of the villagers were reluctant to come, because it was the season when the farmers were busy planting rice, and watching a fight was far better than collecting an extra three or five buckets of rice. Until Zhong Changsheng said that the people who came to watch the battle could be exempted from paying 30% of the rent, everyone heard it, and suddenly came to the spirit, and the alley was empty, and the Langya Terrace was crowded.

The three of them came to the side of the arena, and someone prepared a life and death document and a disclaimer for us to sign. Although it's just a point-to-point competition, if someone really kills the red-eyed dog and jumps off the wall, and the family finds it after someone dies, it will also be a trouble.

Simply sign a life and death certificate, life and death have life and wealth in the sky.

After receiving the number plate, the three of us came to the sidelines to rest, Zhang Youqian was extremely dissatisfied with the arrangement of the event, and the game was not allowed to take a lunch break at noon, which simply killed him.

He said to the man, "I'll tell you something." I can go a month without eating or drinking, and then kill a tiger with my bare hands, believe it or not?

The man said, I don't believe it.

Don't believe you're not ready to eat?

The guy on the sidelines said, you're just having a fight, we've been busy since the morning, and we haven't even had time to drink saliva.

At this time, someone served tea and a plate of pastries to Zhao Yu, who was sitting opposite. Zhang Youqian saw it, protested, and said to Zhao Yu, why do you have something to eat, we have to be hungry, the event organizers treat them differently, I am not convinced!

Zhao Yu smiled and said, I am a distinguished guest of Langya Pavilion, and it is normal to have a little special treatment.

Zhang Youqian came to Zhao Yu's table in a flash, reached out and grabbed a piece of pastry and stuffed it into his mouth. Zhao Yu sighed, it is a theft to take it without telling it, Zhang Da catches the head, as a court official, and a law enforcement officer, you know the law and break the law, and the crime is added to the first degree.

Zhang Youqian's mouth was full of food at the moment, and when he heard Zhao Yu say this, he sprayed the pastries on the plate, splashing all over the table, and it was a mess. He nodded, Zhao Gongzi, what you said is very right, I'm sorry, I'll give it back to you. Luckily, I only ate one piece, and I wish you a happy meal!

With that, he turned and went back to us.

Zhao Yu's face was pale, but because of his identity, he had no way to get angry, so he had to snort coldly and order someone to take the pastry. The man said, Zhao Gongzi, I'll bring you another plate. Zhao Yu said coldly, he had no appetite

Zhang Youqian clapped his hands, his heart was extremely happy, and he laughed happily. Lao Su, Lao Li, you see so many people coming to watch the battle, it seems that our popularity in Langya Pavilion is quite high. I don't know if the people in Langya Pavilion have opened a handicap for this competition, I can't wait.

At this time, there were two people chatting behind him, one of them said, Lao Liu, you said, the Lord of the Zhong Pavilion promised to give us three percent of rice, how credible is this?

Another person, I'm not sure, Lord Zhong has promised this kind of words so many times every year, sometimes cashing in, sometimes cheating, I don't know whether to believe it or not. I heard that your female dog gave birth to three cubs yesterday, and my Aqing likes dogs, can you give me one?

Hey, you didn't say it sooner. The three cubs have already promised to give away. This kind of breaking competition is really a waste of time, and it was finished quickly, and there is still half an acre of paddy field at the foot of my mountain that has not been planted.

Zhang Youqian obviously also heard the conversation between the two, and his expression was a little weird, and Li Changling and I laughed without saying a word.

Ding Ding Ding.

The gong sounded three times, Zhong Changsheng entered, and everyone shouted, "Hello Zhong Pavilion Master!" The two men behind him shouted the most.

The host said, before the competition, first of all, please ask the Lord of Langya Pavilion to speak!

Zhong Changsheng was dressed in a festive red robe, and said to everyone in the field, folks, heroes, good afternoon. In this spring blossom, the days of the recovery of all things, our Langya Pavilion ushered in the first Langya Cup Competition, first of all, on behalf of the Langya Pavilion Elders Association to express my heartfelt thanks to you for coming!

Zhong Changsheng began a long tirade again, talking about the general trend of the world about the loss of cattle by the second master of Li's family, and from the dispute of the court to the widow Li stealing men, and the speech was rambling, not four or six.

I asked Li Changling, your master didn't seem to have so much nonsense before.

Li Changling smiled bitterly, since he hired a consultant named McKinsey last year, the whole person has changed, the original very pragmatic person, began to like to talk about strategy, talk about concepts, engage in reform, play with creativity, not long ago what KPI performance to implement, Langya Pavilion tossed chickens and dogs.

Zhang Youqian nodded when he heard this, this person named McKinsey is so powerful?

I said that there is such a group of people on the rivers and lakes, known as the masters of success, who specially pick people who are stupid and have a lot of money to do it, paint cakes for them, brainwash them, and then get a vote and leave, there are more such people. Zhang Youqian nodded and said, then stay away from them. No wonder he wants to call everyone over, the competition is the head, the key is to let everyone listen to his nonsense.

An hour later, Zhong Changsheng finished speaking. Everyone present applauded, not knowing whether to applaud the strategic vision of Langya Pavilion he described, or to celebrate the end of his speech.

According to the number plate, the first competition was between me and Li Changling.

The two jumped and came to the Langya platform. Li Changling had no intention of competing in martial arts, and the two of us had already discussed a fake fight that would collapse the sky.

I pulled out the iron sword and said, Brother Li, please!

Li Changling said, I'll let you make three moves, and I'm not welcome after three moves.

I laughed, the true yuan skyrocketed, cast the law of space, and instantly came to Li Changling's side, and said, Look at the sword! A sword stabbed out, Li Changling swung his sword to block, quickly retreated, and dodged this move. I really don't know what he thinks, so he stabbed two moves in succession, and Li Changling retreated continuously, and after coming to the boulder engraved with Langya Terrace, he escaped from everyone's sight.

Li Changling shouted, the three moves have passed, it's my turn!

The two handed the sword to Tie Shaoqiu, who was already behind the boulder, and then sat on the ground and picked up the two bowls of fried noodles that Tie Shaoqiu had prepared for us.

The sound of clanging came, and Tie Shaoqiu slashed at each other with two swords, making a piercing sound.

The two of us held the bowl and ate the noodles in a hurry, Li Changling said, the preparation was in a hurry, and I would eat a little more.

I shouted, Li Changling, eat me with a sword and fly out of the sky!

As he spoke, a punch was thrown, shattering a stone not far away, and he immediately ate a bite of noodles.

Li Changling said, then you try this trick iron pen Spring and Autumn!

Click, an uncle fell in response.

Li Changling, eat me with a sword, the sun and the moon and pick up the stars!

Su is still there, eat my bowl of fried noodles. Hey, it's wrong, eat me with a sword and turn back to the shore!

The two of us shouted while eating, but it was bitter Tie Shaoqiu, who was waving a sword and dancing next to him, and after a while, he led the position, Master, it's not over yet, my arms are sore. I said that only by enduring hardship can you become a superior person, what is this?

Although the people watching the battle from a distance couldn't see us, they listened to the fierce battle here, saying that kid in Changling, I couldn't imagine that martial arts were progressing so fast, and last year's ploughing was not as fast as a cow in my family!

Li Changling said, good swordsmanship, I will fight with you for another three hundred rounds!

Since we couldn't tell the winner for a while, and we were not on the Langya stage, in order to retain the audience, the event team decided to continue the next game. While making a sound, the two of us pulled this iron Shaoqiu again, and the three of them played the fight against the landlord.

It doesn't matter if you play this game, Tie Shaoqiu was surprisingly lucky, and he won more than ten taels of silver from the two of us in a few handfuls.

In about half an hour, the competition outside had ended. The referee shouted, "You two must decide the winner within ten moves!" Seeing that we were about the same, we straightened up our clothes, and I pretended to stab a sword, and drank violently, and fired ten thousand arrows at once!

Li Changling said, impeccable!

Boom! Li Changling flew towards Langya Terrace, and the long sword fell to the ground.

I then followed, and said, "Promise."

Li Changling said, I lost.

There was a commotion in the crowd, this kid Changling couldn't even beat this guy, what did this kid come from?

How could Zhong Changsheng not know that the two of us were doing ghosts in it, but so many people were there, if he questioned it, he would lose face, snorted coldly, and retreated.

Entering the second round, Zhao Yu of Group B easily defeated the opponent, and our Granny Diao in Group A, two games in a row, didn't even make a shot, and the other party directly abstained, in their words, saying, if I fight with Granny Diao and win, she can scold you for a year, and if you lose, she can count you down for a year. Rather than this, it is better to abstain from voting.

In the second round, my competition with Zhang Youqian was arranged in the last one.

Zhang Youqian said, Lao Su, even if you make a move, I will never let you.

I stood, just drawing my sword.

Zhang Youqian sighed, what a powerful sword qi, there is really no way to win, this sword directly destroyed my second line, I abstained and admitted defeat!

I said, can you still play a little more fake?

Zhang Youqian said, when the fake is true, the truth is also false, the rules are on the table, I can just be happy, why do I want to show them? I still save you some effort, there is still Granny Diao in the back, if you really can't do it, then surrender.

I say surrender is not my style, I prefer to throw in the towel.

Zhang Youqian asked, is there a difference between the two?

I said that there is a big difference, surrender is self-defeat without a fight, and admitting defeat is a strategic retreat, and the nature is very different. Lao Su, it's up to you below! I said don't need to look at it, it's big.

In the last battle of Group A, I played against Granny Diao.

Granny Diao held a rolling pin in her hand and looked at me coldly. I said that Granny Diao is so coincidental, we met again, I don't know what we had for breakfast? How cooked is tuberculosis? Sweet, salty, or sloppy?

Granny Diao sneered, tapped the rolling pin in her hand, and said, Su boy, you don't give me a poor mouth, in today's battle, if I lose a cold hair, even if I lose. I said that you are old, you have nothing to drink tea, how good it is to dance square dance, how boring it is to shout and kill all day long.

Granny Diao pointed the rolling pin at me, and suddenly a coercion enveloped me from all directions, and before her realm was fully released, I knew that compared to her, I was simply a world of disadvantages. Seeing that I was about to do it, I shouted, slow!

Granny Diao was stunned, what is it?

I said, don't you want to hold your grandson? Coincidentally, not long ago, I met Doctor Xue and asked him for a prescription. This prescription was recorded in Ge Hong's embrace of Puzi, and after being sorted out by Sun Simiao, the god of medicine, it became a miracle medicine for giving birth to a son, and even the emperor took it.

Is this true?

I said in my heart, can I take it seriously? I don't even know it.