Chapter 12: You Just Want to Kill Me
It was already more than 11 o'clock in the evening after the dinner, and Wen Jia was threatened by her senior sister and came to the maternal and child health hospital.
After getting out of the taxi, Wen Jia hid behind Long'er, and Long'er looked disdainful: "Oh, you are really... Why are you such a cowardly man?" Wen Jia said: "I, I am just an ordinary person, can I not be afraid? Besides, we men are not afraid of shemales, and we men are afraid of any demons. Senior sister, why don't you go, I'll give you the wind outside!" Long Er frowned and looked at Wen Jia: "You take the wind, in addition to shouting that there are ghosts, help, what else will you do?" Wen Jia was very embarrassed, yes, there was such a humiliating scene when I saw Yufeng Shangxian for the first time, but who can calm down when I see something strange for the first time, right?
Long Er didn't pay attention to Wen Jia, so he directly dragged his belt into the Maternal and Child Health Hospital, and when he entered the door, Long Er began to sniff non-stop, like a police dog, Wen Jia also learned to smell like Long Er, but except for the smell of disinfectant in the hospital, there was nothing.
"Senior sister, can you still smell the demonic aura?" Wen Jia patted Long'er, who was still smelling, on the shoulder, Long'er twisted his face, oops, I'll go, Long'er's eyes are like snake eyes, and from time to time he spits snake letters, which is too scary.
Wen Jia trembled and said, "Senior sister, senior sister, don't scare me." Senior sister, are you okay?" After asking, seeing that Long'er didn't reply, he patted Long'er's face vigorously, and grabbed Long'er's shoulder and shook it vigorously.
He was still muttering as he shook it
"Senior sister, wake up, don't change, senior sister!" Long Er broke free of Wen Jia's hands, shook his head and turned back into a human face, and stepped on Wen Jia's feet when he went up.
"Your uncle's stupidity, you dare to slap me in the face, you dare to shake me, you want to go to heaven!" said and stepped on two feet again, Long Er was angry, who dared to slap her face so arrogantly for hundreds of years?
and shook her vigorously.
"Senior sister, what's wrong with you? You know, you've just changed your face. Wen Jia asked while sitting on the ground and covering her feet.
Long Er said angrily: "Our snake's sense of smell is relatively acute in the animal kingdom, but there is one here that smells particularly strong, and I can only smell the demonic qi remaining in the air by half-turning into a snake shape." ”
"Oh, you said earlier, that's the smell of hospital disinfectant water. Wen Jia explained.
"I said wool, I said, have you ever seen a snake that can speak human language? The snake doesn't even have vocal cords, I'm half-snaked, what can I say? Warn you, if you dare to slap me in the face in the future, I'll slash you. As he spoke, he made a fierce look at Wen Jia, then turned his head and began to sniff again.
Wen Jia sat on the steps, took off her shoes and socks, looked at the red and swollen feet, and couldn't say anything bitter in her heart.
Long Er sniffed vigorously while slowly walking towards the staircase, and when he was 2,3 meters away from Wen Jia, suddenly Long Er pinched his neck, drooped the snake letter, foamed at the mouth, and fainted.
Wen Jia hugged Long'er's young body and kept asking Senior Sister, what's wrong with you?
But Long Er had closed his eyes slightly, and pointed weakly at the door. Wen Jia quickly carried Long'er to the flower bed outside the door, and Long'er's face gradually returned to human form, and his consciousness slowly sobered up.
"Senior brother, junior brother, you want to... Promise me...... You ......" Long Er said intermittently, Wen Jia saw that Long Er was like this, and quickly grabbed Long Er's little hand and said, "Senior sister... Senior sister, don't worry, I promise you, I will cultivate hard and chop up the demon who killed you, senior sister ....... Wen Jia is a very emotional man, and tears are about to flow out at this time.
Long Er continued to say weakly: "No, no, I want you...... Promise, promise me, don't take off your shoes when I smell the demon in the future!
"Senior sister, I promise you... In the future, when you sniff the demonic air...... What do you say? Don't take it off...... Shoes?" Wen Jiameng, what does this have to do with taking off his shoes?
Wen Jia looked at the socks standing on the steps in the stairwell in the interior and thought about her senior sister's words. Embarrassed, so embarrassing, Wen Jia hurriedly ran over and put on her socks and shoes.
Ran back to Long'er's side, at this time Long'er had closed his eyes, Wen Jia slowly poked his fingers under Long'er's nose, fortunately, the breath was still there, but it was weak, and then Long'er turned around violently and spit out more than half of the food he ate at night, Wen Jia just wanted to help her, Long'er stretched out his hand, signaling him not to approach, and when Long'er finished vomiting, he lay on the flower bed again, and said weakly: "No idiot, you just want to kill me." You're afraid that I'm not out of breath, so you can smell it with your hands that haven't washed your socks!"
Wen Jia was also embarrassed, ran to the toilet to wash her hands, and when she came out again, Long'er felt that she had eased.
Wen Jia went to the shop next to him and bought a bottle of mineral water for Long'er to rinse his mouth. I also bought two lollipops, one for each person, which can be regarded as helping Long'er relieve his stomach.
But just as the two of them were breathing, a pair of red eyes stared at them from the treetops not far away. Wen Jia lit a cigarette and looked at the dragon eating a lollipop, oh my God, just now I said that I was going to kill the demon who killed my senior sister, it turned out that the person who killed my senior sister was myself.
A layer of cold sweat broke out behind Wen Jia's back, afraid, afraid. Long Er felt much better, so she got up and said to Wen Jia, "Senior brother, what we are dealing with this time is a rat demon! Shhhhhhh Now let's talk about it while pretending to be okay and going into the house. Wen Jia stiffly followed Long Er back to the hospital hall.
Long Er asked, "Senior brother, is there an open place near here with a relatively wide field of vision?" Wen Jia thought for a long time, and saw the floor on the wall: "Senior sister, there is an underground parking lot below, which should be relatively large and empty, after all, the hospital only allows escorts at night." When Long Er heard this, he ran down the stairs to the underground parking lot, and Wen Jia also hurriedly followed, because Wen Jia also discharged some air from her body when she went downstairs nervously.
The rat demons who followed them almost got pneumonia: "How unhealthy is this two-product diet?!"