Chapter 11: Let's get rid of the demon tonight
It was still so early in April when it got dark, and as soon as the alarm bell rang at 6 o'clock, Wen Jia began to wash her face, brush her teeth and shave, although she was expelled, Wen Jia wanted to walk decently in front of her former colleagues.
Long Er looked at Wen Jia dressed like this and remembered what Wen Jia said to her in the afternoon, although it was in the form of a snake, she still heard it.
"Senior brother, can you take me with you?" asked Long Er in a low voice. Wen Jia put down the towel in her hand and said, "Senior sister, I'll have a meal with my colleagues, and I'll come back after eating." Long Er said coquettishly: "But people are afraid of being alone at home." ”
"Whew!" Wen Jia was almost scared by her like this. Are you still afraid? With your skill, your mountain knife, your knife will go down and split the washing machine in half silently, are you still afraid?
It is estimated that the right to be afraid should belong to the bad guys, right? Long Er looked at Wen Jia's disgusting expression, and his face immediately turned from sunny to cloudy, and Wen Jia hurriedly laughed and said, "I'm joking, okay, it's okay, let's go together." But Senior Sister, can you wash your reflective hair first?"
So without saying a word, he grabbed Wen Jia's belt and threw Wen Jia out of the bathroom directly, and then
The door slammed shut with a bang. Shouting at the top of his voice
"Hurry up and turn on the water heater for the old lady!" Wen Jia sat on the ground in confusion, this... This... Can this day still be lived?
A mouthful of old blood almost spurted out. At 7 o'clock, Wen Jia and Long Er took a taxi to the night market stall they had made, Manager Shen and their colleagues also arrived, even the newcomer was there, Manager Shen saw Wen Jia receiving a child, and quickly asked the waiter to add an extra chair, but he always felt that this child looked very strange, but he couldn't say what was strange.
Wen Jia introduced to everyone: "This is my niece. My brother and they are busy these days, and I take care of her. As soon as he finished speaking, Wen Jia obviously felt a sharp pain in his feet, but he still endured the pain and pulled Long Er to the chair and let her sit down.
After three rounds of wine and five flavors of food, everyone began to chat, and the newcomer Li Wanji quickly became familiar with Wen Jia, and at this moment the voice of the next table came: "Have you heard? Last night, another child who was born less than a day ago died in the Maternal and Child Health Hospital. ”
"Huh, it's dead again, it's the fourth one this month, right?"
"Fifth, now the child's family is making trouble there every day, the police can't find clues, and the doctor hasn't found any disease from the child. ”
"Holy, it's weird. Long Er glanced at Wen Jia, and then said, "Uncle, I want to go to the toilet, you take me to the toilet." Wen Jia immediately understood, informed everyone, and accompanied Long Er to the public toilet in the distance, and after walking for a while, Long Er felt that Wen Jia's colleagues couldn't see it, so he dragged Wen Jia to a place where no one was there and said, "Senior brother, it seems that there are unclean things in your health care center." Wen Jia immediately thought of something: "Are you talking about ghosts?" Long Er shook his head, looked around vigilantly, and whispered when he was sure that there was no one: "No, it's a demon, in the first 12 hours of a child's birth, there will be pure yin qi brought up from the underworld when reincarnated, and demons can't enter the underworld, so they basically choose to hunt ghosts that have just died and haven't had time to go to the underworld, but those ghosts are not a little bit worse than babies who have just been born for less than 12 hours. Senior brother, why don't we get rid of the demon tonight?" Wen Jia laughed dryly when she heard this: "Senior sister, don't tease, you only learned theory with the old man, I got the old man's book, but I didn't even open the tarpaulin, you let me go with you to catch the demon? Are you sure we are not the ugly group takeaway it ordered?" As soon as the words fell, Wen Jia saw a snake that two adults couldn't wrap around their waists, lying on the ground, with a slightly raised point on their foreheads, and yellow and white scales.
"I'll rub, senior sister, wouldn't that be your body, right?" Wen Jia looked at Long Er in horror, Long Er smiled and said: "No, my current body is as big as when you met me, and just now I used my aura to condense my body when I was not in human form, I have substantial combat power, but it can only be condensed at night, and it can only last for half an hour, and I will change back to human form when the aura is exhausted, so you don't have to worry, besides, we can still run if we can't beat it." Wen Jia gave a thumbs up, not knowing what to say.
Suddenly, Wen Jia squatted on the ground: "Oh, Senior Sister, I'm really going to the toilet, my stomach is ......" Saying that, Wen Jia ran towards the public toilet, this toilet is really stinky, but no matter how stinky it is, you have to endure it, how long will you stay if you don't pretend to be sick now?
Catch the demon, the senior sister will transform, he won't, what if the monster sees that he is more handsome than himself and jealous, what if he has to kill him first?
So let's pretend to be sick first, and the big task of killing demons and demons will be delayed first. After more than 10 minutes, Wen Jia came out of the toilet with a smile on her face, and just walked in front of Long'er, Wen Jia bent over with her stomach covered, and said to Long'er: "No, no, it's here again, it's here again." After saying that, he turned around and ran back to the bathroom.
After tossing three or four times like this, Wen Jia finally returned to the night market stall with the support of Long Er, and Wen Jia was secretly proud in her heart
"I'm a natural actor, and Oscar owes me ten little gold men. If I go to acting, what Huang Bo, what Xu Steam, and what Xiao Lizi will all stay aside, all of them will be aside. ”
"Dude, what's wrong with you? Are you okay? When you went, you were alive and well, how did you come back like this?" A colleague asked with concern, Wen Jia didn't speak, she saw Long'er staring at herself fiercely and said, "It's okay, it's okay, don't worry, my uncle just went crazy, and he almost drowned himself in the toilet, but fortunately he was taken out by another uncle." Wen Jia looked at Long Er helplessly, and said meaningfully: "Yes, yes, Jiang is still old and spicy!"