The demons aside

The scene in front of him made Tianju Gongzu smile very happily: "Well, this little gray man who rolls three times in the cement slurry after the monkey peels off the skin is very interesting, go and ask him." Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ。。。 ”

Tianju Gongzu summoned the third child closest to him: "You go and ask him, since you don't want to be a man, then, to be a demon, is he willing to do it? If he is willing, I will accept him as a closed disciple of this sect master, well... ”

Tianju Gongzu thought for a moment, and then quickly pressed the shoulder of San'er, who was about to go to the negotiation, and said: "No, what can I do as a closed disciple, I still have to accept more disciples from this sect master, so let's go and tell him, if you are willing to be a demon, this sect leader will accept him as an open door disciple, well, go." ”

"It's too disagreeable" The young man on the side replied very quickly, but immediately felt that he was vulgar and rude, yes, how could he talk to the sect leader like this, saying that the sect leader was 'too disagreeable', down, is it too disrespectful. Thinking of this, Mi'er took advantage of Tianju Gongzu's reaction before he could react, so he hurriedly said with a smile: "'Haina Baichuan Tianju Milk Dabi Liqian Gongzu Chooses Anal Rhubarb Daju Daju Dajiao Little Master'Your Majesty, Your Majesty, I mean, um, I mean, you, you are, um, it's too unlike a painting, you look vivid, you don't want to be painted at all, alas, it's a pity, it's a pity, we didn't even have a single one in the thirteen Demon Taibao" Painting demons', Twelve, don't look at him as poetry, if you paint, he is a fool, Fang can paint a circle, let him draw a city gate building, paint and paint, he can paint you as a jumping monkey, I mean, you are too not like a painting, not too dislike a painting, too not like a painting or too dislike a word, anyway, I mean you already have thirteen Taibao apprentices, where did you come from, uh, open door disciples. ”

"Oh" Tianju Gongzu finally understood what Mi'er meant, he nodded, expressing approval, and then frowned again, and said, "Then, what kind of disciple should you accept him?"

"Accept him, accept him as a disciple of the goal, a disciple of the football goal. Mi'er replied quickly.

"Not good," Tianju Gongzu shook his head in denial.

"Accept him as a disciple of the anti-theft sect," Wu'er said.

"It's not good, you should accept him as a revolving door disciple," Liu'er said.

"Accept him as an insurance disciple of the bank, well, it's more appropriate. Qi'er said.

"Accept him as a disciple of the Rolling Shutter Gate. ”

"No, accept him as an electronic disciple... ”

The demons giggled。。。。。。。。

In the end, Tianju Gongzu whispered a few words in San'er's ear, and then San'er ran to the side of the young generals, and smiled at the little gray man who didn't want to be a man: "Adhering to our big chrysanthemum sect." The will of His Majesty, His Majesty, if you are not willing to be a man, then our Chrysanthemum Sect, our Sect Leader will open the most warmly, well, theoretical hug, or rather, ideological hug, anyway, well, don't hug you directly, because you look too disgusting, but, we accept you, accept you as a member of our Chrysanthemum Sect, our sect leader said, his old man is willing to accept you as his old man's glass door disciple, you say, no？”

"You get out of the way for me" Bai Yu listened to San'er's mess, his shoulders lowered and he made a posture to kick, and when San'er saw it, he was very alert to dodge.

"Even if you don't want to be a human, but I don't want to let you be an alien visitor to be a demon, come on, I will accept you as a disciple, but not a disciple of the glass gate, you are from an alien, I will accept you as: a disciple of the interstellar gate." Bai Yu said angrily.

"Look at people" Tianju Gongzu gave Bai Yu a thumbs up and exclaimed, and said to the Taibao around him, half-reproachfully: "Look at people, how knowledgeable, this knowledge, but you can't be hypocritical, people's Xiao Yu'er is knowledgeable, you listen to others, ah, interstellar door disciples, interstellar gate disciples, how tactful, interstellar gate disciples, a hundred sets stronger than our glass door disciples, well, by the way, who of you knows?" What is it called: Interstellar Gate disciple, what does Interstellar Gate disciple mean, scolded the one next door, this sect leader I am stunned I don't know what he is called Interstellar Gate disciple. ”

San'er was not in a hurry to return to his team, he approached the little gray man with a hippie smile, and said with a shameless smile: "You, uh no, it should be you, which planet are you from, uh, I don't mean anything else, I just want to inquire by the way, your planet, is there coffee beans, if there are, well, can you make so many hundreds of millions of them specifically for me, big fists, big heads, if not so big, then, the Himalayas, the Pacific Ocean... ”

"Even if it's the size of a sesame seed, it's not there" Qin Shou made a gesture of kicking at San'er again, and San'er hurriedly dodged.

At this time, the little gray man spoke:

(Note: Because the aliens speak more awkwardly, the following is the content translated by Qin Shou, not a word for word, and there is no deletion.) ）

"I'm from the Cowherd Star, you can call me the Cowherd, but I don't want to be a man, if you have to have a name for me, then I can be regarded as a creature from an alien planet, you can call me 'Exogenous', so be it, my name is: Exogenous. Our planet is completely different from your earth, it is the opposite, our planet is full of carbon dioxide, our breathing mode is also the opposite of yours, we inhale carbon dioxide, exhale oxygen, so when I came to the earth, I didn't want to do anything else at first, I was about to suffocate, fortunately, there is a little carbon dioxide in the atmosphere on your earth, otherwise it is really enough for me, so ah, I just want to find a creature on your earth to do? Come and kiss, I inhale the carbon dioxide that you creatures exhale, exhale oxygen, you inhale the oxygen that I exhale, exhale your carbon dioxide, and in this way, we are truly complementary to each other. After I went down to the earth, in order to get the carbon dioxide I needed, I first kissed a lion, but I didn't expect the lion to eat me, but I beat me away, and then I kissed a pig, and the pig, and finally I kissed oxygen poisoning, and fell into the pigsty and hummed, and then, I kissed a crocodile, but I didn't expect the crocodile to be out of breath at all, and now, ah, I want to kiss you humans. As for why I came here, isn't it because our planet is overpopulated with too much oxygen, the ecology is damaged, our ocean is black, and the composition of its seawater is Pepsi Coca-Cola on your earth, the mountain peaks are the hamburgers of your earth, the grass is the french fries of your earth, the chicken running on it is cooked fried chicken, and there are apple pies, pear pies, watermelon pies growing on the trees, There is also the green onion pie, the main element of our body is carbon, the carbon dioxide that is inhaled, the carbon is left behind, and the useless oxygen is exhaled, so we are carbon, we are just born with ink charcoal, and then we gradually grow up and advance, and then promote into children's sand carbon, then adolescent stone carbon, then middle-aged crystal carbon, and finally, diamond carbon in old age, our sex life, I won't tell you first, but it is more advanced than yours. Think about it, the rocks and diamonds on your earth, they are all 'corpses' from our planet, we are carbon structure, the most stable structure in the universe, so we don't die, we say 'corpses', in fact, there is still life, the nobility of diamonds is an example. Okay, let's talk about our poor planet that suffers from oxygen corrosion, our planet is about to be oxidized by oxygen, the physical decay, the iron rusts, the plants grow wildly, this is all the evil consequences of oxygen, now I came to your planet, just to survive, although the oxygen content of your earth is also quite high, but it doesn't matter, there will be less and less, in the end, ah, your earth will become our planet, so, what I need is, wait, but, I feel a little difficult to breathe now, you, who is okay, kiss me, okay, okay。。。。 ”

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After speaking, he looked at the prince, and the prince handed the information in his hand to the emperor, and the queen also came over to look at it with the emperor, frowning while looking at it, the prince said: "I think we, in the city wall, no matter what kind of mutant beast comes, we should pour more grease on it, so that he can't climb up happily." ”

The emperor nodded: "Okay, the prince is thoughtful." ”

Leng Xi nodded: "The prince's idea is very good, just now I also thought of asking Yu Wei to strengthen the enchantment, so that we are much safer again, and I have already asked the guards to inform the little father." ”

Hearing Leng Xi say this, the emperor and the queen nodded, Leng Xi said again: "Now we can only arrange it like this, and I can rest assured, because now I tell you, it's too powerful, just now Zhang Xin said that there is no such a strong opponent in the army, I really don't know how they will operate next, we have to take one step at a time, and deal with it." ”

The emperor was a little bit: "Yes, we too, the dungeon, and the southern and northern wars, it is the first time in so many years that we have encountered such a tricky opponent, we can fight and fly, and there are abilities, which are too difficult to deal with, but fortunately, the in-laws have cultivated the members of our family to have abilities, and they have all come in handy in the battle." If it weren't for you, we'd have now wiped out the dungeon and let the mutants take over. ”

The prince also said: "Yes, and I don't have a pistol, otherwise, it would be quite difficult to deal with them, the mutant beasts are overwhelming, not to mention the number of them, and they also know how to fly very fast, the most important thing is the ability, they can breathe fire, spit out ice blades, spit out all kinds of things, it's really, it's too scary, fortunately, we were mentally prepared before, otherwise we thought it was, the gods condemned us, and we didn't dare to fight back." ”

The emperor said with a serious expression: "Yes, fortunately, let's let the dungeon people know first, and our ability also knows that we can breathe fire, ice blades, fire knives or something, otherwise, they will really be superstitious and think that God has sent me a crime, in that case, we will lose our resistance, and we will be even more finished." ”

The queen listened and said, "Let's go, the prince, talk to the colt, and let him count how many kinds of abilities our dungeon people have?" Earth skills are available to everyone, and then other departments, we need to register now, and they will still be useful in terms of warfare in the future." ”

Leng Xi nodded when he heard this: "Yes, if they come differently in the future, then we will let him Martian burn it, and all kinds of abilities are better than the old ones." ”

Besides, the eldest princess and the colt, back to their mansion, the two of them hugged each other tightly, just now it was really a line of life and death, the eldest princess looked up at the pony: "The pony has been fighting with you for so many years, and I don't know that you will be so dangerous in battle." In the future, in the war, I will leave your side step by step, and the two of us will live together and die together. ”

The horse patted her on the back and said: "This is a special situation, when I fought before, I have never encountered such a strong opponent, in the past, we were only on the horse, we all fought with ancient martial arts, you sword me and I shoot, in that case, if you miss, if you are injured or something, there will not be so many serious consequences." ”

Speaking of this, the colt pushed the princess's shoulders outward, as if it had become a face-to-face posture: "What you just said, I don't like to hear it, we have to live together, we want to give birth to this word, we can't have the concept of death, because now our life span can be extended indefinitely, and our physical abilities are very strong in all aspects, I still want to enjoy it with you for the rest of my life!"

The eldest princess nodded: "I think so too, in the future, I will practice more abilities, at least I don't have to be distracted anymore, and I won't hold you back." ”

The colt smiled: "It's best if you can protect yourself, it doesn't matter if you drag your feet or not, anyway, the two of us are one, I can always stand in front of you." ”

Speaking of this, the horse smiled: "I am very fortunate that you can stand by my side today, I didn't expect that a lady who is beautiful, the pride of the sky, the most precious woman besides the queen, the eldest princess, actually rushed to the battlefield and fought side by side with me, you don't know how happy I was in my heart at that time." ”

The eldest princess said: "Then I will be very happy with you, before, as soon as you went on the expedition, I couldn't give up at home, I couldn't do anything, I envied my sister at that time that she could go out to fight with the emperor, I thought, if I learned more martial arts before, how good it would be, I can also be with you, at least not at home, so idle." ”

Speaking of this, he looked up at the colt: "Okay now, we are all superpowers, I can help you too, maybe my ability level in the future may be more powerful than you, and you in turn need my protection." ”

When the colt heard this, he laughed and said, "I am waiting for the day when you will protect me." (To be continued.) )