"Would you like me to be a man," the little gray man shouted, his voice was quite loud, and it seemed to be the sound of a gong breaking on Earth, and it sounded like it should be an alien robot or something. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

"Hi" Qin Shou shook his head, pointed at the little gray man and smiled: "You, how do you say hello?"

"Don't say anything" Shabiqiang stood in front of Qin Shou, blocked Qin Shou behind, and said frankly to the little gray man: "You, you should be called a person, to be precise, you, should be called, a person, this person, but an animal, an animal is an animal, but not an ordinary animal, a person is a high-level animal, it is because of this that I decided to change from a zombie to a human drop, you, you should learn from me, learn how to behave." ”

"Would you like me to be a man" the little gray man still shouted, his voice was still quite loud, and his big round eyes were even more wide, this reaction should be very unhappy.

"Why are you so tough, you alien. Qin Shou pointed at the little gray man, looking unhappy.

"Yes, yes, yes, willing to let you be a man. Xihong smiled at Qin Shou, it seemed that she was very dissatisfied with Qin Shou's attitude, although she was facing a strange and cold-faced alien, but she still showed full motherhood and feminine gentleness.

"Although the slave family sees that you are not a person at all, but, but you still look a little human, no matter what your name is? Call you a monkey? Then you don't have a tail, call you an owl? You don't have wings, or call you a toad? Then you don't have a big mouth, and you don't know how to 'coo', what do you call your name? I can't call you an octopus, although you are quite similar, but you don't have eight claws?"

"Would you like me to be a man," the little gray man still shouted, his voice was still the same, still quite loud.

"Willing" Bai Yu listened a little tired and opened his mouth to respond.

"Yu, it's not something he wants. Qin Shou came to Bai Yu's side and seemed to have something to say, but Bai Yu pushed him away.

Bai Yu saw the short gray ugliness of the alien little gray man in front of him, and for some reason he felt very pitiful, Bai Yu was famous for his blind and enthusiastic heart, and he couldn't see anyone who was affected by sin, seeing this gray man in front of him, and he was also from an alien planet, Bai Yu felt that he might not have eaten and dressed for a long time, maybe he couldn't get used to the taste of earth's food, and there was no such model of clothes on the earth, so he should be very hungry, very thirsty, and quite cold.

So, Bai Yu, who was squatting in front of the little gray man, grew up seriously: "You just be a man, originally, you are also a person, an alien, although you are from an alien planet, none of us have deprived you of the right to be a man, if anyone deprives you of the right to be a man, then okay, you take your planet's passport and go to any village-level or county-level on the earth, oh no, this is not a land dispute, this belongs to the category of human rights, then you go to the United Nations Human Rights Office and the Human Relations Committee to complain." ”

"Do you want me to be a man," the little gray man shouted, his voice was quite loud, and...

"Listen to me" Qin Shou reacted the fastest this time, he stood beside the little gray man and faced the young generals: "I said that only I can understand the meaning of his alien ghost cub, because I have been in contact with aliens, and I will explain the immature Chinese of translating this alien, what he said 'willing me to be a human being' actually means: I don't want to be a human being." Yes, pay attention, it's not that I, Qin Shou, don't want to be a man, it's him, this alien boy, who doesn't want to be a man. ”

"What? Temper, Leng Feng, who had a very bad temper, was angry when he heard this: "You are an alien, what the hell are you not a man, you don't want to be a rotten egg without your trough cake?"

As soon as he finished speaking, Leng Feng saw the surprised eyes of the other young generals and the demeanor of puffing up their mouths, Leng Feng was stunned for a moment, and then remembered what he had just said.

"Oh, yes, Lao Tzu was confused by your alien rhetoric, Lao Tzu meant: If you lack a rotten egg, you won't make trough cakes. ”

"What kind of monster is scolding?" Leng Mastiff Mo was angry enough when he heard this, originally, this Leng Mastiff Mo was a dog, and he finally cultivated into a human, and he still has quite a lot of dog temper on his body, hearing this refusal to be an adult, Leng Mastiff Mo was angry.

He couldn't help but shout at the little gray man: "The dog master is a human being, and the dog master is willing to be a human being."

"Yes, why?" the other young generals asked in unison, and said in their hearts: This person is called this person, and somehow offends this monkey-skinned alien.

Little Grey Man's words: "The excellence of the species is not a human cause"

Qin Shou's translation: "Because humans are not an excellent species"

"Nonsense" Bai Yu was the first to object: "Why are humans not an excellent species, since ancient times, humans have said that humans are an excellent species." ”

Little Gray Man Words: "Love doesn't understand you"

Qin Shou's translation: "You don't understand love"

"It's even more nonsense" Bai Yu got angry: "Why do you say that we don't understand love? We humans are the most loving and loving species, male and female love, female love, male and male love, do everything, also, what do you want?"

The little gray man said: "Human beings want to be so, and they are not fast to drown, and they will not be able to do anything in your water, and I will not throw them when I reach them." ”

Qin Shou's translation: "Your ability is very poor, you can neither fly, nor run fast, throw yourself into the water, and drown, so ah, I don't want to be a human being." ”

After Qin Shou finished translating, surprisingly, no one present squeaked, probably someone else was right.

"We, we're going to have powers. After pressing the white feather for a long time, he finally roared out, his previous pitiful impression of this alien little gray man was completely subverted, he stood up and pointed at the little gray man and shouted: "What are you? You want to be a human being, I still think you are not worthy of it, you look at your damaged color, it is a monkey who has peeled off the skin and rolls three times in the cement slurry, if you look at the face of the five elements of gossip on the earth, what are you, you must be a poor ghost who is broken, tired and unlucky, you can't find a partner in your life, and you haven't had a child*** Oh no, since it's over, I can't find a partner in my life, so how can I have a child without *** I can't find a partner, where to have a child? Or simply, you're a comrade, ah, ah, ah, who wants a comrade like you... ”

After Bai Yu finished speaking, he trembled with anger.

Leng Yu also nodded: "Okay, Zhang Xin, you are from the army, you are responsible for this matter, arrange all the people, write the plan, and give a copy to the little father, by the way, don't forget, give the emperor a copy, let him give us the list of ice supernatural beings in their dungeon, and ensure that if the mutant beast comes to the reptilian, they can organize it as soon as possible and listen to our arrangement." "Because this is an urgent matter, they also, whenever your old man and the old man wake up, they will knock on the door in the middle of the night, your old man and the old man are all superpowers, and plus self-cultivation, it is above the golden pill, cultivation, and there is no need to sleep much. So, before they could reach the door, they heard footsteps, and Old Man Li opened the door.

Seeing Zhang Xin, and Leng Jue and them standing at the door, Old Man Li smiled, if you have anything important to say recently, otherwise you can't come over so late, Leng Jue nodded, yes, just now, we had a small meeting and studied it, the next strategy of the mutant beast, and the result we came to is that they may be next, and it is the reptilian mutant beast that attacks us.

Hearing what Long Jie said, Old Man Li frowned, Old Man Leng also frowned, the two old men glanced at each other, Old Man Li nodded, not to mention that this possibility is still very large, first it ran underground, and then it flew in the sky, neither of them took advantage, their next step should be to send the snake mutant beast over.

Old man Li looked at Zhang Xin, you and Gao Meng are from the army, are there any precautions against this kind of large-scale attack? Zhang Xin nodded, just now we studied a charter, give it to you two elders, take a look, and then take the results of their research, and your old man will take it over and study it with the old man.

After seeing it, Old Man Li and Old Man Leng nodded, very good, give this to you, send a copy to them, and then let them also make preparations, if it is really a reptilian mutant beast, we also have precautions, and we can't catch us off guard.

Leng Jue nodded, leave this matter to Leng Xi, after all, his relationship with the emperor is closer, and it is not good for us to look for it at night.

Leng Xi took the order, but just went out and remembered, he couldn't fly, the dungeon is big enough, don't look at them in a corner of the palace, but if you really want to go to the queen, the prince and where they live, you have to run hard enough.

Just ran to knock on the door, and before the guards could report, Xiao Jiu came out of it as soon as he heard his father's voice, what happened over there? Seeing that his son was in a hurry, Leng Xi hurriedly said You heard it, it's nothing, until you had a meeting just now, we, after thinking about it, the next policy will be sent to three places, but it's not easy to disturb it so late, so I'll bring it to you first, let the prince take a look at it first.

The prince walked out at this time, Xiao Jiu heard himself, his father's voice, and jumped out in his underwear, the prince can't do it, he has to wear formal clothes to come out, see his father-in-law and mother-in-law, see Leng Xi and they arched their hands, why did my father come so late? Leng Xi smiled and said Isn't there something to find the emperor, but it's too late, it's not good to disturb, so I came to you first.

The prince took the paper handed over by Leng Xi, and when he saw that he only looked at it for the first time, his brows furrowed, Xiao Jiu saw that the prince frowned and came over, and looked at the content on the paper, and was also taken aback at first glance, and looked up at Leng Xi, is there such a possibility? Leng Xi nodded, the possibility is very high.

He just received, no matter what happens, how big it is, we have to do a good job, comprehensive prevention work, now it's okay to say, that is, how many ice heart skills in our dungeon are not counted, so, let's go to the place first, explain this, and ah, I think if the reptile comes, our city wall should also be taken precautions? Pour some oil or something, at least you can't climb up so happily.

At first, you said that you should let the others remember, right, is it one thing to reinforce your city wall? We, we should let Yuwei and his brothers reinforce the enchantment, don't run out of the ground when the time comes, after all, they can drill holes, and the ground is full of crawlers, we can't stand it.

As soon as the prince heard this, he saw his father, thinking of this, then we have nothing to do, I will shoot a hedgehog and let him fly back to drink, and you say it to grandpa. That's the day, received, well, the sooner the better. He only waved his hand to the guards beside him, and went to the roots, my little grandfather said, just now my father said let, let Brother Yumi, strengthen the enchantment.

The guards flew out in response, and the prince turned around and said to Xiao Jiu, you change your clothes, let's go look for it now, father and mother, Xiao Jiu bowed his head, and then saw that he was wearing underwear, but fortunately, he saw his father and little father now, and he didn't shy away from it, so he ran into the back room with a smile and put on his coat.

Seeing that Xiao Jiu was dressed neatly, the prince took Xiao Jiu's hand and said to Leng Xi and Xiao Bo, let's go, let's go to find the father and the queen mother, as soon as we get out of the house, there is already a flying car parked outside, and now because Xiao Jiu is pregnant, they have formed a habit, as long as the prince and the princess go out, at the door, there will naturally be a flying car, no longer like before, when the prince is alone, the prince can fly away with the guards when he is picking up.

came to the bedroom of the emperor and the queen, and asked people to report, and the guards went in to report that the prince and Leng Xi were here and were outside. Fortunately, the emperor and the queen are not asleep now, although they are tired for a day, but after all, they are too excited to sleep, and when they hear that the prince and Leng Xi are coming, they are stunned!

The emperor and the queen hurriedly sat up, and the emperor said, something must have happened, otherwise it would not be so late, and the in-laws would have come to look for us. The queen nodded, yes, hurry up and ask them what is going on, right? The queen said to the guards, please come in.

Leng Xi and them, following the waiter, are now waiting in the living room, and after a while, the queen and the emperor will also come over neatly dressed. Both of them had very serious expressions, and when they saw Leng Xi, the emperor walked over quickly, and said In-laws, isn't it, what's wrong? After Leng Xi nodded and went back, we had a small meeting, and these were just an idea of ours. (To be continued.) )