Chapter 129: Punishment
The woman is about thirty years old, although she is a, she is also graceful and extremely enchanting. It's just that the rolling pin in his hand and the murderous gaze in his eyes burst out, which makes people shudder. I heard Xu Ruonan say that this person, surnamed Zhao, is nicknamed Black Widow Zhao Erniang.
Zhao Erniang got married at the age of fifteen, maybe she was born with a husband, and her husband died one after another, but she was really beautiful, and there were always some unbelieving people who wanted to marry her.
Zhao Erniang saw us drinking in the courtyard and asked, Hey, you three, have you seen Sun Chuanfang and Li Qing?
The eyebrowless ghost said he didn't see it!
Are you sure?
The eyebrow ghost pointed at me and said, "I've told a lie, I don't believe you can ask this kid."
On the way here, Elder Sun Chuanfang was very unkind to me, and I hesitated to expose him, but in this way, wouldn't I fall into the two immortals and injustice?
Zhao Erniang asked rhetorically, are you sure?
I raised my hand and swore that if I had the slightest lie, I would choke on water and fall into a well and drown!
Zhao Erniang said strangely, I obviously saw these two perverts running to your yard.
The facial paralysis monster said, Zhao Erniang, since you are here, it is better to sit down and drink a glass of wine before leaving.
Zhao Erniang is also a child of the rivers and lakes, and she is not stage frightened when she hears the words, she flicked her long skirt, sat down, held a wine glass and said, Erniang has been taking care of you all these years, I will give you three glasses first. As he spoke, he poured himself a drink and drank three glasses in one sip.
Seeing Zhao Erniang drinking like this, how could the two immortals lose to a woman in drinking, without saying a word, they drank three glasses of wine.
Zhao Erniang took the wine glass again and said, the two immortals, Erniang has something to ask for, and please drink these three glasses of wine.
The two immortals said wait, these three glasses of wine are afraid of being famous, you talk about things first, and then drink.
Zhao Erniang said that Erniang died of her husband at the beginning of the year, and now she has been empty for half a year, I want to ask the two of you to help me find a wishful husband on the rivers and lakes, so these three glasses of wine, please be sure to drink it.
The two immortals drank three more glasses, and because of the rush to drink, the two of them didn't eat much, and after six glasses of wine, the strength of the wine came up, and even the face of the paralyzed monster turned red. The facial paralysis monster said, I don't know what conditions Erniang has?
Zhao Erniang said that my twelve husbands died in twelve months, and I have to celebrate the sacrifice day for my deceased husband every month.
The eyebrow ghost pointed at me and said, "What do you think of this kid?"
Zhao Erniang looked at me sideways and smiled.
I only feel that my heart is pounding, this Zhao Erniang is obviously practicing a kind of charming martial arts, every move, every smile and flattery, the mind is a little not firm, it is easy to be confused, I even retracted my gaze and looked away.
Zhao Erniang was stunned, and said that this kid can withstand my Heavenly Demon Skill, it seems that he is not an ordinary character. She got up slowly, looked at me with a flirtatious gaze and said, "Boy, are you willing to marry your sister?"
I smiled and said that my sister looks like a fairy, and I am not worthy of you.
What if my sister is willing to condescend?
I shook my head again and again, sister, in fact, I mean I want to live a few more years.
Zhao Erniang frowned and said, the fortune teller said that my life is hard, in December of the year, twelve husbands were killed, and now all the months are full, what are you afraid of?
I looked at her and said, "Sister, it's a leap month this year."
Zhao Erniang's face turned pale with anger, and she picked up the rolling pin and raised it with a hula. Xiaoyao Erxian Lian said, this Su boy is a good friend of the male sect leader, what are you going to do Zhao Erniang?
Zhao Erniang was obviously very jealous of Xu Ruonan, she waved the rolling pin when she heard this, and said that it was Little Brother Su, I am not going to make dumplings, wait for me to wash my hands first. As he spoke, he picked up the basin and came to the water tank to scoop water.
The two immortals hurriedly stopped in front of him and said no need. Zhao Erniang's face sank, and said Is there something strange in this? The eyebrow ghost said, no, no, absolutely not. Sun Chuangong was definitely not in it.
Zhao Erniang said to dodge away, and lifted the lid of the water tank with a rolling pin, only to see Sun Chuanfang half-squatting in the water tank, with an embarrassed smile on his face, and said, Erniang, you are here. Zhao Erniang took Sun Chuanfang out, and said angrily, as an elder of the Gonggong, you are too old and the boss is not small, and you dare to do such a bad thing!
Elder Chuangong said, Erniang, I was wronged, I was just an accomplice, in fact, the blind monk Li Qing wanted to peek at you taking a bath!
Zhao Erniang said coldly, what about Li Qingren?
Elder Chuangong said that I really don't know this.
Zhao Erniang sighed and said, in fact, Li Qing is not a bad person, he is also enthusiastic, he has been chasing me for a long time, but it is a pity that I was born with a bad life, so I dare not accept his love. Not long ago, Li Qing drew a picture of the night rain of a banana beauty, Erniang was very moved, if she saw Li Qing, tell him that Erniang had failed him.
As soon as the words fell, he only heard a celestial sound wave from the well in the courtyard, and a column of water rushed to the sky! The blind monk Li Qing heard Zhao Erniang's confession at the bottom of the well, and he couldn't help but jump out of the well. I saw him come to Zhao Erniang, and said with emotion, Erniang, I don't care!
Zhao Erniang still had a beautiful face, and suddenly changed color, only to hear her roar angrily, surnamed Li, you bastard, you said that you would draw a picture of a beauty, and you will draw this for the old lady?
The scroll opened, where is this picture of the beauty night rain, this is clearly a picture of Zhong Kui catching ghosts.
The blind monk said that I was blind, but my heart was not blind, for this beautiful picture, do you know how many people I found to tell me your appearance, I practiced my painting skills, I just want to give you a painting.
On the side, Elder Sun Chuanfang was about to sneak away, Zhao Erniang shouted, stop!
Sun Chuanfang even froze, Zhao Erniang held Sun Chuanfang and the blind monk in his hands, and said, go, go to see the precept elders!
The two of them even said don't, Erniang, whatever you want, just don't take us to the precept elders. said that Cao Cao and Cao Cao arrived, and as soon as the two of them finished speaking, the precept elder walked in and said who was it, who violated the canon?
The precept elder had a square head and a round face, and thick eyebrows, like the reincarnation of the angry King Kong, looking at everyone. The Discipline Hall has an extremely high status in the Netherworld Sect, and except for the sect leader Xu Ruonan, they have the right to punish any sect member, including the two immortals.
Although the two immortals have high martial arts and seniority, they also laugh and laugh on weekdays, speak yin and yang, and when they see the precept elders, they are very honest, which is really beyond my expectations. Eyebrowless ghost Dao, Elder Tang, drinking alcohol is not a violation of the canon.
The precept elder said that drinking alcohol is not illegal, but after drinking, he runs the train with his mouth full, which is drunk driving, and according to the rules of the precept hall, he will be fined for three months and deducted twenty-four points. The two immortals who are free to tear people apart without blinking their eyes dare not have the slightest excuse.
Zhao Erniang said that Sun Chuanfang and Li Qing peeked at me taking a bath, how should I be punished?
The precept elder said that according to the canon, those who peep into people's privacy will gouge out their eyes.
The blind monk shouted, "Elder Tang, I'm blind, I haven't seen anything!" Elder Precept said, yes, then be exempt from punishment. But Elder Sun, you are peeping into people's privacy, and according to the rules, you have to gouge out your eyes.
Sun Chuanfang said that I was wronged, I didn't see anything, Zhao Erniang has two hobbies for bathing, one is not to close the door, and the other is not to take off clothes, I happened to pass by to take a look, but in fact, I didn't see anything.
The precept elder asked Zhao Erniang, really?
Zhao Erniang obviously didn't expect the precept elder to gouge out Sun Chuanfang's eyes, so she didn't pursue it anymore, saying that in fact, she just accidentally forgot to close the door. Elder Chuangong answered, yes, yes, this is unintentional seeing, and there is an essential difference between intentional voyeurism.
The precept elder said that although the death penalty is forgiven, the living crime cannot be escaped, and you will be punished for a year, and you will be contemplated for ten days.
Elder Chuangong said Look, we are both the four elders, and the elders also have to give face to the elders, can you be accommodating?
The Elder of the Precepts says you have one more choice.
What are the options?
You will be punished by going to the Buddha elders for three days.
Elder Chuangong said, then I'd better go and think about the cliff, don't say three days, his preaching, don't talk about three days, I heard three hours of headaches, I want to commit suicide.
In my heart, I said the words of the Elder Chuan Gong, but I still said it to the point.
As soon as the Discipline Elder came, it was no longer interesting to drink any more. He came to me and stared at me for a while, this man was burly, his eyes were sharp, and he looked at my heart straight hair, for a long time, he said, come with me, the sect wants to see you.
The two immortals listened, Jing Yurou, this girl, why do you want to see Brother Su?
The precept elder said, "Two Immortals, although you two are of high seniority, the name of the sect is not something you can call casually, and you will be punished for one month."
I said in my heart that this precept elder is also quite interesting, although there are not many words, he will be fined when he opens his mouth, this efficiency, only a stick of incense, has already punished several people, this kind of talent is a little condescending in the Netherworld Sect, and it should be transferred to the six gates of the capital.
The two immortals changed their words and asked, may I ask the precept elder, what is the matter with the sect venerable seeing Brother Su?
The precept elder said he didn't know.
Obviously, I don't want to say that although this precept elder does not say that words are like gold, he is an extremely self-disciplined person.
I said two brothers, I can't drink with you two today, I'll invite you another day.
Of course, the title of elder brother was forcibly given to me by the two immortals of Xiaoyao, and I said in my heart that I want to be the same generation as the two of them, so what four elders are not lower than me?
The Discipline Elder didn't take a big step, but I worked hard to make a fuss and barely follow behind.
This Fengyun Island is huge, it is already late at night, and the disciples in the sect have long been resting, and there are many people who are on duty at night along the way. When he saw that the person who came was the precept elder, he bowed respectfully, and then disappeared into the night.
Fengyun Island is high in the east and low in the west, the highest mountain in the island is Yanluo Peak, it is said that when the wild geese migrate from north to south, they like to settle here, and the Yanluo Peak is named after this. After the geese fall on the peak, there is a cliff, and under the cliff, is the sea.
The top of Yanluo Peak is an ancestral hall, and the precept elder walked to the door and said, Sect Honor, Su Yu is here.