Chapter 128: Get Out
I shook my head and said, "I'm not going to fight you." The elder shook the oars and said, "I am in charge of my territory." Then I won't fight you, you are the host and I am the guest, and if you come up, you will move your hands and feet, which will lose the hospitality of our Netherworld.
Elder Chuangong snorted coldly, what is our divine religion, in the eyes of Lao Tzu, you are just an outsider.
I glanced at Xu Ruonan, has this old man always been so unreasonable?
Xu Ruonan said with a smile, Elder Sun is an elder of the Gong, in his eyes, the fist is the truth, if you meet the most reasonable Elder Shijiao, believe me, you still like to rely on your fists to speak.
As soon as I finished speaking, a figure flashed, and an old man with a white beard stood in front of me, this old man's beard was a little strangely shaped, thick on the left and thin on the right, as if he had been stabbed by someone. He asked, "If the man is back, who is going to reason with me?"
It turned out that this kind-looking old man was the Buddha Elder. Xu Ruonan said that the martial arts of the Elder of the Liberation Sect are not high, but his knowledge is the greatest, and the teachings and canons of the Netherworld God Sect are all taught by him.
When Elder Chuangong saw Elder Shijiao, he quickly shut up and pointed at me, this kid and I are discussing the doctrine that our God loves the world along the way, this kid has a very high understanding, I don't think you can necessarily talk about him.
Elder Shijiao hurriedly overjoyed, grabbed my hand, and said, "This brother ......
I said you are a senior.
Elder Shijiao shook his head and said, what seniors, juniors, early generations, juniors, these are just some false names in the rivers and lakes, since you like the teachings of our Netherworld God Sect, even if you and I are like-minded, we are comrades.
I even shook my head and said, I'm not gay, I'm a straight man.
Elder Shijiao pretended to be displeased and said, what, are you discriminating against comrades?
I said I don't dare, I don't dare, I'm Ruo's boyfriend, and I should consider myself a junior.
Elder Shijiao said that it is okay, while holding my hand, while saying, let's sit down and talk, young people now, they know how to fight and kill all day long, and they refuse to listen to me tell them about the supreme mysteries, it is rare for Elder Sun to bring you over, let's talk today with candles and nights, and talk all night.
As he spoke, he took out a book of Nether Doctrines from his bosom and handed it to me, saying that this book records the 1831 teachings of my Nether God Sect, although it is a bit long, but since you are interested, let's study it carefully, come, please turn to the first page of the first article, this article is 338 words, you can mark it, this is a question to be sent.
I wondered, what do you want to do with the questions?
Elder Chuangong said, you think that listening to his lecture is in vain, and you will have to take an exam after listening.
I suddenly had a big head and showed Xu Ruonan a look for help, Xu Ruonan spread his hands, looking helpless.
I said, Elder, it's not too early, I came to your sect, and there will be opportunities in the future, why don't we make an appointment another day and talk in detail?
Elder Chuangong sneered on the side, you think beautifully, Elder Yang is famous for being a good teacher, since you let him start, if you don't insist on listening, he will be mad. I said that Elder Buddha is not that kind of person, you think they are all like you who beat people at every turn.
Elder Chuangong said that it would be good if you beat someone, and he would reason with you, and the sky and the earth would fall apart, and the sea would be dry and rotten, until you would doubt your life.
Hearing this, Elder Shijiao said modestly, Elder Chuangong, you have praised it, since this is the case, it is better to listen to it tonight.
Elder Chuangong waved his hand again and again, saying that today is the third day of the seventh month, I asked the blind monk Li Qing to peek at Widow Zhao taking a bath, and I will listen to you teach the teachings another day. As he spoke, Elder Chuangong ran away. I said in my heart that this Elder Chuangong would add his fists and feet if he didn't agree with each other, but I was afraid that this white-bearded Elder Shijiao was really a bit of brine and tofu, and one thing was lowered by one thing.
Elder Chuangong was about to continue, when he heard that there was a humane, eyebrow ghost, why did I look at that kid so familiar?
Facial paralysis monster, this is not the kid in Jinling City who is good with Ruonan. It's really unreasonable, the pickled girl actually ran to our territory.
The two immortals floated away, I hurriedly gave it over, and sent it to the two old immortals, I haven't seen you for a long time, and I miss it very much.
The two immortals listened to me call them old immortals, and they were used in their hearts, with an old-fashioned attitude, saying that you still have a conscience, thinking about our brothers, and invite you to drink today!
I said how can I let the two seniors break the bank, let me have a treat, but I don't have enough money on me, and the Elder Buddha has to reason with me tonight.
Although the two immortals have no position in the sect, they have higher seniority and qualifications, and when the Sect Elders saw this, they hurriedly stopped talking and wanted to sneak away. The facial paralyzed monster shouted, stop! As if the Buddha Sect had been immobilized, he turned around and said, "Two immortals, what are you calling the juniors?"
I said that you are not gay, why do you call yourself a junior?
The eyebrow ghost talks about bullshit, and drinking is the last word. Do you have any comments?
The Buddha Elder said no, no.
The facial paralysis monster suddenly said, I remember that this kid still owes us three truths.
The Shakti Elder lowered his face and said I was joking.
The facial paralysis monster said, you are an elder of the Buddha's religion, how can you joke casually, come, hurry up and make up for the three truths you owe, otherwise we will have to reason with you, I just don't know if your remaining beard is enough for the three truths.
I said in my heart that it was no wonder that this Buddha Elder's beard was a little strange, it turned out that he was half plucked by these two people.
Elder Shijiao said that the immortals spared the juniors, and I have already paid off the hundred truths owed to the two.
The facial paralysis monster said angrily, I said that if I owe me three, it is three, why do you want to repay the debt?
Elder Shijiao sighed, took out three taels of silver from his arms, and said that I have these three truths left, and I also asked the immortal to smile.
The Eyebrow Ghost snatched it and grinned at me, saying that the drink money was enough.
I said that the Buddha elders might as well go together?
Elder Shijiao said forget it, in this way, tomorrow I will give a lecture in the Doctrine Hall, you must come to listen, and everyone who comes will have small gifts. After that, the Buddha Elder also left.
The two immortals said to Xu Ruonan, little girl, we will requisition this kid tonight, do you have no opinion?
Xu Ruonan smiled, of course not. Xiao Catch, I have some official business to report to the master tonight, so I can't accompany you.
I said that I hadn't seen Senior Xu for a long time, and I wanted to visit him first.
Xu Ruonan's face changed slightly, and the two immortals hurriedly took over the conversation, saying what are you looking for him, go drink first. As he spoke, the two of them picked me up from the left and the right, and walked towards the back mountain with light skills.
The island where the Nether God Cult is located is called Fengyun Island. This Fengyun Island was originally a small island next to the Qiantang River. After the split of Manichaeism, Jing Yurou, the holy woman of the Netherworld, passed by here, and saw that the island was a treasure and Zhong Yu Shenxiu, so she founded the Netherworld Cult here, reconvened some remnants of Manichaeism, and set up a ban around the island to recuperate.
In the past 30 years, the Nether God Cult has grown rapidly, and now there are nearly 2,000 people in its headquarters, and it has set up sub-rudders in various places, used force to control the forces south of the Yangtze River, and annexed some small and medium-sized sects, and started a land and water business.
Originally, the cake was so big, and the rise of the Netherworld Sect touched the interests of some other major sects and forces, and broke the balance on the rivers and lakes for twenty years. Among them, the biggest loss is the Nangong family, although the Nangong family is one of the four great families, but they are afraid of the ruthless methods of the Netherworld Sect, and they dare not shake it head-on, so they transfer the disaster to the Jiangnan Martial Arts, so that the Netherworld Sect suffered a defeat in Jinling.
In the past two months, the Netherworld Divine Sect has been busy clearing up the civil strife and switching from attack to defense, which gave the Nangong family and Jiangnan Wulin some respite, so there was this joint crusade against the Netherworld Sect. The so-called upright crusade against the cult is nothing more than a pretext, but in fact, in the end, the fight is dog-eat-dog, and the hair-eat-outs are still for the sake of profit.
In this situation, Xu Ruonan's situation is a little difficult. In fact, the purpose of my visit this time, in addition to visiting Xu Kaishan, also has an idea, which is to let Xu Ruonan give up his position as the sect leader and return to Jinling with me. I mentioned this matter when we were separated from Songjiang Mansion, but the situation was special at the time, and she did not agree.
However, I didn't have a bottom in my heart, and after drinking a few glasses of wine with the two immortals, I sighed.
The eyebrow ghost said, boy, it's a good time, and there is a good wine, what do you sigh about, let's hear it, maybe we can give you some ideas.
I expressed my worries and asked, this time I came, first, I haven't seen the two immortals for a long time, and I miss them very much, and second, I want to persuade Ruonan to let her go back to Jinling with me, how do you think this matter should be done?
The facial paralysis monster said I don't understand you little men and women, such a big river and lake don't go to the roaming, the big rivers and mountains don't go to tour, obsessed with romance all day long, what's the point.
The eyebrow ghost asked, since you want to take away Ruonan's girl, let me ask you, do you really know her?
What do you mean?
What is Wakao's favorite color?
……
What's her favorite dish?
……
The eyebrows ghost asked me a question, I have known Xu Ruonan for so long, although the two have experienced life and death together, they rarely open their hearts to communicate about this, when I am with her, I just have a strong heartbeat, I like it tightly, but maybe I am not careful enough, I didn't notice these things.
The eyebrow ghost said, I don't even understand this, and I want to take away my family.
At this moment, the door was suddenly slammed open, and two figures rushed in, which turned out to be the elder of the Gong Transmission and a bald monk with red cloth over his eyes. The two looked flustered, and when the Elder Chuangong saw a water tank around, he jumped in, closed the lid, and said, Zhao Erniang came over in a while, and said that he didn't see us.
The blindfolded monk is humane, and the two immortals are free, tell me where I can hide.
I said that there was a well in the courtyard, and the blindfolded monk said to that side, "Bah!" Then he listened attentively, listened to the sound and identified the position, found the location of the well, and ran to the mouth of the well, and when he was halfway there, he hit a pillar and suddenly a big bag rose on his bald head.
I said left.
The blindfolded monk said thank you, jumped to the mouth of the well, and when he landed, he stepped on a banana peel thrown by the eyeless ghost just now, slipped and fell, and the monk scolded, your sister!
Falling headfirst into the well.
Plop.
Outside the door, a woman with a rolling pin in her hand rushed in and said, Sun Chuanfang, Li Qing, you two peeked at the old lady taking a bath, get out of here!