Chapter 2: Howling Dogs!
"Rabies hair, as long as you blow dog hair at someone, that person will fall into the mad dog virus within an hour!"
Zhang Wuwu's ears rang with the words of the roaring dog, and then his eyes widened, as if he saw a few dog hairs flying out and landing on the three arrogant men who were ready to beat people.
The next scene made everyone messy!
"Woo Woo, Woo Woo, Woo Woo ......"
The three people who were about to hit people were on all fours like a dog at this time, crawling on the ground non-stop, and the action was clearly three dogs!
The onlookers were in an uproar, thinking that they were watching a rich second generation digging up the wall and bullying people, who knew that the style of painting had changed abruptly, this rich second generation actually had a preference for pretending to be a dog, and this taste was strange enough?
"Honey, what's wrong with you?"
The woman named Kiki also panicked at this time, and panicked to pull the bald man's arm.
This was originally a roadside, and there were onlookers just now, and at this time, the bald man was learning to crawl on the ground, which immediately attracted everyone's attention, and everyone seemed to have discovered a new world.
The inner and outer three floors surrounded these people.
And the bald man at this time, on all fours,
As if he had discovered something, he suddenly ran wildly.
Zhang Wuwu looked in his direction, but made an unexpected discovery.
Because the bald man quickly ran to a dirty stray dog and began to stir wildly.
"Ah......h
Everyone was stunned, this rich bald man, okay with this mouthful?
What made me even more speechless was that the bodyguard and driver of the bald man who were still behind, this would also quickly follow, and then the three of them surrounded a!
There were even whining demonstrations between them, as if they were snatching the right to be with this.
Immediately, some people excitedly took out their mobile phones, and some whispered.
"Oh my God, I've seen you for a long time, three male dogs and one female dog, is this how it is when they are together?
"It's a dog, and you actually gave me a live broadcast?"
"Hahaha, my God, there is such a funny thing, I guess his girlfriend is not good, not as comfortable as the dog, hahaha......"
At this time, the monkey, his eyes lit up, standing beside Zhang Wuwu, he faintly had an inexplicable feeling.
The scene that happened just now seems to have something to do with Zhang Wuwu, and the former little Zhang Wuwu suddenly became mysterious in his mind.
"Monkey, monkey, don't be angry, I was just joking with you, let's go, let's go home......"
In a panic, Kiki grabbed the monkey's arm and begged for his forgiveness, because she had a ghost in her heart and was afraid!
Now I just feel that the monkey can give him a sense of security!
"Since you look down on me from the countryside, how far you can get out of me!"
At this time, the monkey looked disgusted, what did such a woman who turned her face and ruthlessly cuckolded herself keep it for?
"Ah, monkey, you don't want me anymore, don't you say that you have the best heart, the best woman......?
That Kiki was dumbfounded, she never expected that the monkey after seeing her brother would dare to shout at her?
"I have a good brother, what are you, you can be compared to carefree, if you don't get out, I'll kick you with my feet!"
The monkey glared at Kiki and looked at it again.
A good brother for a lifetime, what is this water-based Yanghua woman keeping for?
In the end, Kiki looked at the monkey with a resolute face, tried a few times, and begged hard to make the monkey change his mind, watching the people around her point at her, saying that she was shameless and a cheap goods!
In the end, she couldn't stand the ridicule of the onlookers and left in disgrace.
This farce lasted until the police came, and the people were taken away, and the monkey didn't say anything, patted Zhang Wuwu on the shoulder, and whimpered in his voice.
"Good brother, thank you, I'll go first, I'm looking for you for a drink when I have time!"
The monkey hit a lot this time, he needs some time to adjust his mood, Zhang Wuwu is completely understandable.
After seeing the monkey leave, Zhang Wuwu didn't say a word, and took the whistling dog back to his rental house.
Zhang Wuwu stared at the short-haired white dog, watching him wagging his tail at himself, with a flattering face, why didn't he look like the legendary roaring dog?
"Why are you pestering me? Don't say anything to me, I am the Jade Emperor, if I were the Jade Emperor, how could I not even find a job now, and the Jade Emperor should be in the sky, why would he go down to earth......
Zhang Wuwu's rental house is a basement, only eight square meters, and after putting down a bed and a table, there is almost no space.
The dog crouched in the corner, wagging its tail at its good-natured flattery, but unfortunately could not swing from side to side because the room was too narrow.
"You are the Jade Emperor, really, when the fairy world was relocated to the human world, we all had problems in the dust platform, and there were many immortal consciousness damaged, it is estimated that it is the same as you now, you can't remember anything!"
"But if you find those immortals and restore their memories and immortal power, you have more people under your command, and you can naturally reforge the heavenly court in the human world, and you are still the Jade Emperor!"
The roaring heavenly dog couldn't stop encouraging Zhang Wuwu, like he explained the cause and effect, saying that the aura of the heavenly court has been lost in the past few hundred years, and the Jade Emperor decided to relocate the heavenly court after discussing the immortals, who knew that when he went down to earth, all the immortals were possessed by mortals.
Only a small part of it is estimated that the memory is preserved.
These people were originally immortals with a position in the sky, if they didn't return to their places, they would be fine for a short time, but after a long time, there will be chaos in the sky, will the world be fine?
"I'm the Jade Emperor?Why can't I remember, and isn't the Jade Emperor supposed to be boundless in mana?How could I be like this?"
There are no words to describe Zhang Wuwu's mood now, just like a poor and dispossessed Hanako, and suddenly someone tells him that you are the richest person in the world.
Now the wealth of the richest people in the world is less than half of your family's wealth.
That kind of shock and incredulity made Zhang Wuwu stunned for a long time, and he didn't react yet.
He is the Jade Emperor, the strongest existence in the Three Realms?
This is even greater than the shock brought to him by suddenly becoming an emperor from Huazi, Zhang Wuwu really can't react for a while, he really can't believe that he is really the Jade Emperor?
"Jade Emperor, your old man's immortal power is damaged, so I don't remember many things, but as you find more immortals who have lost their memories, your mana will slowly recover, and one day you will understand that my Howling Sky Dog is the most loyal little immortal ......"
The roaring dog was still trying to persuade Zhang Wuwu here, and his mobile phone rang over there.