Chapter 1 Am I the Jade Emperor?
"Jade Emperor, I've finally found you......"
A small, short-haired white thin-waisted dog suddenly spoke to Zhang Wuwu, who was carrying a boxed lunch, and he was stunned for a moment, and the packed boxed lunch fell to the ground!
Zhang Wuwu, who was thin and tall in his twenties, was shocked all over his body, and looked at this beautiful thin-waisted dog in surprise, with a black line on his face.
What's wrong with you lately?
First, he kept dreaming, dreaming that he was sitting on the Lingxiao Treasure Hall and became the Jade Emperor.
And he can also see through and penetrate the wall, whether it is a reinforced concrete wall or a high-rise building, as long as he wants to enter, he can easily pass through with a single thought, and even he can see through people's minds and control all external objects with his mind......
And when he woke up, he didn't know how he could have such a ridiculous idea.
In the end, Zhang Wuwu can only attribute it to the fact that he has been too tired and stressed recently, and he has hallucinated.
But no matter how absurd the dream is, it is just a dream, and there is no dog in front of him to speak, which has a great impact on him.
A dog actually shouted at himself the Jade Emperor?
Crazy, Zhang Wuwu feels like he's going crazy!
"Hallucinations, hallucinations, I must see a psychiatrist when I make money!"
Zhang Wuwu immediately closed his eyes, and after muttering a sentence to the short-haired white dog, he opened his eyes and went to find the lunch box he threw on the ground.
I haven't found a job to make money yet, and I can't let myself waste a ten-dollar boxed lunch!
"You are the Jade Emperor, how can you do such a trivial matter, I will ......"
As soon as the voice fell, I saw the thin white dog holding a convenient bag in its mouth, which contained a boxed lunch, and kept wagging its tail at himself.
Zhang Wuwu could even see an extremely happy expression on that dog's face.
"You, a dog or a ghost, get out, I'm not afraid of your ......"
Zhang Wuwu didn't know, in fact, his voice was already trembling, a talking dog, who is not afraid!
"Jade Emperor, I'm the Roaring Heavenly Dog, I'm the Roaring Heavenly Dog next to Erlang God, you don't know me anymore, oh oh, you're also plotted, you definitely don't remember this, but it's okay, I will always be loyal to your side......"
The dog has a convenient bag in its mouth, and it can still speak, and it claims to be a roaring dog, if it is a roaring dog, shouldn't it go to its owner, Erlang God?
What are you doing with yourself?
Could it be that he is really the Jade Emperor, that is impossible, daydreaming!
But then, no matter how much Zhang Wuwu disliked and drove away this strange dog, the dog who could only talk and called himself a roaring dog refused to leave him, and even grabbed his leg with a pair of dog paws, and couldn't stop crying!
Wow dogs!
Zhang Wuwu, who originally wanted to go back to the rental house, was afraid that he would be entangled by this Laipi dog, so he simply found a stool on the side of the road and sat down, planning to solve the lunch box and get rid of this strange dog!
"Vulgar, such a cheesy gift, only you, a fool in the countryside, can think of it, how far will it go in the future, we have broken up......"
A shrill voice startled Zhang Wuwu, who was about to eat, and when he looked more than ten meters away from him, a plump girl threw a large bouquet of red roses to the ground.
As if he was still angry, he stepped on it with his foot, and opposite her, there was a young man who was not tall but monkey spirit, with a painful face, and kept asking him.
"Why, Kiki, why are you doing this to me?"
Seeing this scene, Zhang Wuwu grew his mouth and suddenly shouted at the man.
"Monkey, what are you doing, what can't you two talk about?"
Coincidentally, the boyfriend of this woman named Qiqi is Zhang Wuwu who grew up with Zhang Wuwu since childhood, because his appearance is somewhat similar to that of a monkey, and his nickname is Monkey.
The two grew up in the countryside together, and came to Jiangcheng together, which can be regarded as sworn friends.
The two also sent a message to chat last night, and the monkey said that he would rest today and would bring his girlfriend over to play, but he didn't expect his girlfriend Kiki to break up at this time, no wonder he was sad.
The monkey looked at Zhang Wuwu, his eyes were red, his mouth opened a few times, and he didn't know how to open his mouth about today's affairs.
"Worry-free, I, I originally wanted to come to see you with Kiki, but who knows, she said she was going to break up......"
The monkey is a big man, and when he said this, his voice changed.
Zhang Wuwu is his little hair, when he was a child, the two took a bath together, stole chickens and eggs together, and came to Jiangcheng with luggage together.
And when the monkey found his girlfriend Qiqi, he once said a heart-wrenching word to Zhang Wuwu, saying that he was worth it in his life, with good brothers and good women!
The good brother is still there, but the good woman is clamoring to break up......
Zhang Wuwu was thinking about asking the monkey, aren't he and Kiki usually very good?
Why is there a conflict now, and is there a chance to ease it?
I saw a red Ferrari sports car parked on the side of the road, and a balding man in his forties stepped out of the car, with a driver and bodyguards.
"Poor ghost, you get out of here, don't pester my woman like a mad dog, dare to rob me of a woman, you are also impatient, I will make you regret coming to this world every minute......"
The bald man pointed at the monkey, Zhang Wuwu looked at Qiqi's expression again, and he already understood in his heart.
The monkey was greened!
Sycophant, that's his hair, that's his brother!
Kiki, a woman who obviously dislikes the poor and loves the rich, doesn't want the young and responsible monkey anymore, and wants to follow a bald old man?
What kind of world, people are despised wherever they are poor!
"Kiki, don't go, we've been in love for two years, I'll try to make you live a good life, don't ...... like this"
The monkey grabbed the woman and begged bitterly, her eyes red, and it seemed that she was really sad.
And the middle-aged man stepped forward with a cold snort and slapped the monkey.
"Mad dog, get out of here, I told you not to touch my woman, catch him for me, and beat him to death......"
That bald man is so arrogant, he still doesn't understand his hatred after slapping the monkey, and he still wants his subordinates to continue fighting?
Zhang Wuwu here is completely angry, dare to hit the monkey?
This bald man is so hateful, Zhang Wuwu can't wait to kick him to death!
An old man, relying on two stinky money, digging into the corners of other people's walls and beating people so arrogantly, is simply a public outrage.
"Jade Emperor, do you want me to teach that man a lesson, he is a mad dog......"
At this time, there were many people around the roadside, but no one noticed that a white-haired dog was talking to Zhang Wuwu.
Zhang Wuwu even doubted that what this dog said was probably only heard by himself.
"Ah, if you really have a way to teach him a lesson, I won't drive you away!"
Zhang Wuwu lowered his voice and said, no matter what this dog said is true or not, he can't let his brother suffer!
This revenge must be avenged!