Chapter 279: Father and Son
Suddenly I realized that I might have given an inappropriate example, the two emperors of the Ming Dynasty, Zhu Wuneng and Zhu Runze didn't seem to have any talent in giving birth, but Granny Diao had been in Langya Pavilion for many years, and the news was blocked, of course I didn't give her a chance to think, and I didn't wait for her to react. So he hurriedly added that this prescription seems to have a function of inhibiting the X chromosome, and you are an expert in this regard.
In psychology, this trick is called stealing the beam, leading the story to the field she is familiar with, and then she really makes up for it automatically, yes, inhibits the X chromosome, then she will inevitably have a son.
In the six years since his son got married, not giving her a grandchild was the pain of her life. When I was thinking about tactics in the morning, I carefully studied it, if I want to defeat Granny Diao, if I come hard, I can only be crushed, and only by starting from her needs can I find a little opportunity.
I continued to brainwash her, saying, this medicine is an ancient miracle medicine, it turns out that Uncle Liu and his wife in our village are in their fifties, and they have never had children, since taking this medicine, their waist is no longer sore, their legs are not painful, and they gave birth to five in one breath! Song Yuanwai in the capital fell into a vegetative state while riding a horse five years ago, and since taking this medicine, his sons are more than three years old.
Zhang Youqian coughed a few times, meaning that I was bragging and blowing up. But I know the psychology of people very well, as the so-called bystander is clear, for Granny Diao, the more mysterious I say, the more she believes in the effect of medicine. Sure enough, she was moved and asked, do you have this medicine now?
I said yes, but this medicine was originally intended to be given to Feng Linggan Feng Gonggong in Jinling City, for this, he had a great need, and before going to the capital, he gave me a thousand taels of silver and entrusted me to find Doctor Xue to prescribe the medicine.
Granny Diao said what is the use of a eunuch eating this, in this way, you say a price, I want it!
I smiled and said Mother-in-law, how can I feel fate as soon as I see you, this medicine, if others want it, I will definitely shout out the sky-high price, but to your mother-in-law, don't want ninety-ninety-eight, don't want ninety-eight, as long as eight dollars of silver, my son will take it home. You can't buy eight dollars of silver, you can't buy them, you can't be fooled! Your daughter-in-law, my friend Zhang Youqian, has a big hip and a thick waist, and she must be good at giving birth.
Zhang Youqian said bah, I know that it will harm me.
Granny Diao turned to her son who was in the crowd and said, Li Dengyun, what are you waiting for, why don't you hurry up and take out the silver? When Li Dengyun heard this, he hurriedly ran up, took out a money bag from his arms, took out eight cents, and carefully counted both sides before handing it to me.
I took out the medicine bag I had prepared, stuffed it into his arms, and said, "Brother, use it leisurely, if you don't understand, just look for me."
Lee Teng-yun's face turned red.
Granny Diao was in a much better mood, and said, although you gave me medicine, but I still have to compete in martial arts, for the sake of medicine, I won't kill you at most.
I scolded in my heart, saying that this old woman looks stupid, but she is actually very shrewd. However, I kept my hand behind, and I smiled and said, "Old lady, I gave you this medicine, but I still lack a pair of medicine primers."
Granny Diao said angrily, how dare you kid lie to me?
I didn't lie to you, I don't know if my mother-in-law is a trustworthy person?
Granny Diao laughed and said that the old man is a widow, and as for keeping promises, it depends on the mood.
I had to say that in order for this medicine to work, it needs one thing, and that is the three cold hairs of the person who gave birth to a son.
Granny Diao heard the words and said, where in the world is there a person who will give birth to a son?
I smiled and said, there is a poem that says well, I don't know the true face of Lushan, only because I am in this mountain. If you don't have a son, where will you have the opportunity to be a mother-in-law?
When Granny Diao heard this, she thought it was true. As she spoke, she reached into her arms, chirped, tore off a handful of heart protection hair from her chest, put it in the medicine bag, and asked, Is it enough? I said that your hair is vigorous, and Brother Dengyun is going to eat it, so you can't give birth to a litter!
Granny Diao was very happy, turned around and scolded Li Dengyun, why are you still stunned, why don't you hurry home and give birth to a grandson for the old lady? When everyone heard this, they burst into laughter, and Li Dengyun was eager to find a crack in the ground to get into.
I persuaded Granny Diao, this matter is the top priority of the Li family, don't you keep an eye on it yourself? Granny Diao said that it is also right, it is not that the old body of Langya Pavilion has never been there, and it is more important to hold her grandson. said to Zhong Changsheng, and the old body abstained. turned around and chased after Lee Teng-yun.
Bang!
Zhao Yu knocked the last player in Group B out of Langya Terrace and won the place in the final. He looked at me in the audience and said with a smile, I thought I was going to face Granny Diao, the pressure was quite high, but I didn't expect to face you, Su Zhutou, please don't show mercy, because you will die a miserable death.
I said you should rest for a while, lest others say that I am waiting for work.
Zhao Yu turned back to the referee and said, I want to start the final immediately. The referee said you asked for that, and I didn't have anything to say.
Zhao Yu hooked his fingers, come on.
I shook my head again and again, I don't have a dragon yang fetish, it's not good for this mouth.
Zhao Yu said in a deep voice, I asked you to come up to send you to death, what do you want?
Oh, sorry, I misunderstood. As he spoke, he trotted to the Langya platform and stood against him. It's afternoon at the moment, and there isn't much time left for us, I said Zhao Yu, how sure are you that you can beat me?
Zhao Yu said, 100% sure!
I shook my head, the two of us have martial arts, if we really fight, there will be no three days and three nights, and we will not be able to tell the winner. I have a suggestion, I don't know if you dare to fight?
What did Zhao Yu ask?
Let's make a bet, I bet you don't dare to kill yourself!
Zhao Yu's family runs a casino, and he is also very serious about gambling, when I say this, he said, what if I dare?
I raised my hand and swore to God, count you as a winner!
Hahaha! Zhao Yu snorted coldly and said You think I'm stupid, I'm dead, what's the use of winning? He pointed to the Langyatai cliff and said, I still bet you don't dare to jump off the cliff!
I said in my heart that this kind of divine assistance is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, so I excitedly said, what if I dare?
Zhao Yu's eyes rolled, he didn't know what to think, he thought for a moment before he said, if you really jump, not only will you win, but I will also call you Dad!
Call me what?
Father!
Hey, you're a good son, I'm sure.
So what if you don't dare to jump?
Naturally, I lost, and I also recognized you as a grandson.
said, turned to the audience and said, all the fathers and villagers of Langya Pavilion, I Su made a bet with Zhao Yu today, he said that I didn't dare to jump off the cliff, if I really jumped down, from now on, he will recognize me as a father, heaven and earth can be proven, the sun and the moon can be learned, and everyone on the scene testified.
Everyone said one after another, willing to testify.
I said in my heart that since you want to die, I will fulfill you, but I still don't want to recognize you as a son. However, I still bowed to Zhong Changsheng and said, Pavilion Master Zhong, you can hear what I said to Zhao Yu just now.
In front of so many people, Zhong Changsheng couldn't talk nonsense, and said, I naturally heard it.
I thought to myself that since you said so, I would quickly finalize this matter, saying that I made a bet with Zhao Yu, and asked the Zhong Pavilion Lord to be a guarantor, so as not to regret this grandson in the future, no, this son will regret it in the future.
Zhong Changsheng asked Zhao Yu, Zhao Yu nodded, and he said, I will guarantee you!
I said that if I jumped, if Zhao Yu cheated on me, you would be responsible to the end.
Since I agreed, I will naturally be responsible.
How to be responsible?
Zhong Changsheng said unhappily, if he refuses to recognize you, I will recognize you as a father!
I stood on the edge of the cliff, looking down, the cliff was foggy, the visibility was extremely low, and the raised stone below was not clear.
I said that you are in such a hurry to recognize your father, Zhao Qiansun knows, I don't know if he will be angry. Before jumping, I want to eat something to increase the air resistance. Zhong Changsheng said where is so much nonsense, there are ten catties of scales here, do you eat or not? If you don't jump, then you will lose.
As he spoke, he motioned for the referee to start counting the seconds.
Ten...... Nine...... Eight...... Seven......
The crowd began to heckle and shout together.
I said to Zhao Yu, next, is the moment to witness the miracle.
Three...... Two...... One!
I laughed, jumped in the air, somersaulted backwards for two and a half weeks, turned one and a half times, and bent my body for a week and a half, with a difficulty coefficient of 5255B, and jumped off the cliff.
I was falling sharply, and the visibility in the valley was extremely low, and I tried to find the raised rock, but the action just now caused me to deviate from the direction, and I said that it was not good, and I fell down against the rock. I hurriedly released the True Yuan in the Star Sea, and before I could finish it, I released the law space, and I came to the other end of the space in an instant.
Immediately afterwards, I stepped on my left foot and my right foot on my left foot, risking the overturning of Newton's coffin plank, and stopped myself in the air for a breath. It was this move that allowed me to regain the initiative.
I was secretly happy in my heart, let out a long howl, inhaled a breath of mist, and almost choked me to death.
Yes......
It was more than three zhang high from the boulder, and I turned upside down, raised my sword and spit out all the internal strength of my body, and the sword instantly pierced into the boulder, which was able to stabilize my mind. When I looked up, there was a fog, and I couldn't see anything on the Langya platform at all.
I didn't delay at all, and hurriedly performed a maze step, raised the true yuan, and came to the foot of Langya Mountain.
When I returned to Langya Terrace, I heard Zhong Changsheng say, this time in Langya competition, Zhao Yu won!
Zhang Youqian protested, Su You was jumping off the cliff, according to the agreement just now, the winner should be Su You!
Zhao Yu was obviously in a good mood at the moment, and said, the surname Su did jump, but he fell to his death, according to the regulations, I naturally filled the position as the winner. Do you have any comments?
Zhang Youqian said that there are opinions, but they are not very big, I will just say one sentence, does the father you recognized just now count? Zhao Yu laughed, how could I, Zhao, recognize a dead man as a father?
Zhang Youqian glanced at Zhong Changsheng and said Pavilion Master Zhong, look, it's only been a long time, he has been cheating, according to the agreement, are you changing the name of Su You?
Zhong Changsheng's face was gloomy, and Zhao Yu hurriedly relieved the siege and said, what if he recognized him as his father?
Zhang Youqian nodded and said that you can admit it. The eldest nephew, let me ask you, your father has just died, do you first set up a mourning hall for him and give him three years of filial piety? Even if you are an unfilial son, then you have to be silent for a quarter of an hour, right? Ladies and gentlemen, is there any truth in what you say about me?
Everyone didn't think it was a big deal to see the excitement, and they nodded one after another, right!
Zhao Yu is worthy of being a person who can bend and stretch, so he said, fellow martial artists, today we have an extremely sad heart, remembering my father-in-law Su is still catching heads...... There was once an opportunity to be a son in front of me, but I didn't cherish it, and when I lost it, I regretted it, and there is nothing more painful in the world than this. If Heaven gave me a chance to do it again, I would say to him, Daddy, where are you?
I answered, "Oh, I'm here!"