Chapter 401
On the way to Tianju Palace
"Wait for death" Facing the countless thieves and rats outside the fire circle, as well as the cave thieves who are about to burst out of the ground, all the people and demons present have this pessimistic and extreme thought......
"Wait for death......" The video game demon Little Thirteen has been playing the game console in his hand, almost without raising his head.
This demon boy is indeed going to die on the game.
"It's okay to wait for death, just?" Coffee Demon San'er shook his head and sighed: "It's just that the death is quite miserable, but it's a pity, my life is ......"
"That's it" Bai Ling said sympathetically: "Your life is indeed quite miserable, and not only your life, we are all the same, being gnawed and devoured by these thieves and rats, miserable, too miserable." ”
"What's so miserable about being bitten and devoured by a thief rat?" I didn't expect San'er to ask Bai Ling so rhetorically: "Why is it a death, a death of illness, a death of old age, a comfortable death, being bitten and devoured by a thief rat, among them, 'being bitten and devoured to death by a thief rat' is just a method, what's so miserable?"
"Didn't you say it yourself?" Bai Ling was simply confused by this San'er: "Didn't you say it yourself: It's just that the death is quite miserable, it's a pity, your life." Is this what you just said?
"Oh~~" San'er smiled bitterly: "So you thought this was this?Hey, you misunderstood, what I said was just a miserable death, but it's a pity, my life, refers to the coffee beans I treasure in my arms, this coffee bean is my life, if this incomparably precious coffee bean is gnawed and devoured by these countless thieves and rats, then it will be called a miserable." As for my own life? Well, what's the point of my life without the coffee beans? ”
"Wow" Bai Ling was finally relieved, and at the same time had a new understanding of what a 'demon' was.
"Hey, hey, all of you. It was the only female voice of the Xihong clan who was screaming: "Didn't you notice, slave family, I have noticed, you see, the thief rat is no longer making holes, hehe, our boundless big brother has a new trick, look at the land outside." Is it shrouded in a layer of smoke? You can see some of the thieves who make holes. ”
"Wow" Shabi also raised his big fingers and exclaimed: "The boundless handsome man is really practicing fire at home, he can't help but have fire, and he even smokes and agitates, it's really amazing." ”
'Huh?' Leng Zhong, who had always been known for his intelligence and wisdom, was very puzzled. : Didn't you hear that there was smoke in Brother Wuya's fire-based ability? The power to maintain the cold boundlessness of the fire circle. If you look closely, it is still the same as it is, and there is no different form. Leng Zhong concluded: This smoke is definitely not from Leng Wuya, but where does this smoke come from?
"Those hateful thieves and rats have been smoked to death, haha, Brother Wuya just has a way. The Xihong clan couldn't stop rejoicing and praising him
"Huh?" everyone woke up from the desperate chaos, and took a closer look at the outside of the fire ring, but no, the thieves and rats who got into the hole were all 'squeaking' from their respective holes and scurrying out, it seemed that they were smoked by the smoke on the ground, and most of them fell to death after a few steps, and there were quite a few of them, they didn't even have a chance to escape, they all died directly in the hole.
"Great, saved......" The young players present cheered.
In comparison, those demons seemed unusually quiet, and in the face of the poisonous smoke of the poisonous mouse, the demons all showed a mysterious and proud smile on their faces.
"Hehehe" Qian Mo Qi'er sneered at the young generals: "You can't think of it, wow, in the future, don't keep saying that our demons are useless, we will wait for death and have no way to meet the crisis, see no? ”
"Wow" Leng Feng said angrily when he heard this: "Whether the smoke is coming or not, it has something to do with your demons?"
"Why doesn't it matter?" Shi'er rushed up and shouted, "This smoke has killed all the thieves and rats on the ground, why is it okay?"
"I'm asking, what does this smoke have to do with your demons?" Leng Feng rolled his eyes at Shi'er, and said in his heart: Is this kid *** or what?
"It's our 'Smoke Demon' Eleven who is here. Jiu'er rushed forward and shouted.
"Oh, is it ???" The young generals then understood that it was someone else's magic Taibao who dared to love, and the 'smoke demon' Eleven, worthy of the name, let off smoke, and smoked the thieves and rats who were still rampant just now to cough and die.
The young generals' previous impression of the devils as useless has completely changed.
"Thank you, thank you......" Leng Zhong tidied up his clothes, straightened his head, and solemnly announced: "On behalf of our base Central Committee, the Basic Affairs Institute, the Base Military Commission, the Base Policy Research Office, the Base Reform and Development Committee, and the brothers present, I would like to express my heartfelt congratulations to your 'Smoke Demon' Eleven, Eleven Er's hard work......
"You're welcome, you're welcome, I'm really embarrassed. Mi'er hurried to Leng Zhong, and then looked back at the young generals, and humbly confessed: "This little eleven, the reason why you can be in our demons, well, of course, also includes you, when we are facing the Jedi, we will definitely die, come to the rescue, Eleven, that is to save our people and demons in the circle of fire, well, that is, to be specific, to save us from the 'rat disaster', this 'rat disaster' is more than the fire and flood disaster, why do you say that?" Because, well, because if there's a fire, then we'll send a flood to extinguish it, and in the same way, if there's a flood, then we'll send a fire to dry it, and in short, they can cancel each other out, but this 'rat disaster' is different, we can't make a 'cat disaster' to cancel it out......"
"That's it," Qian Demon Qi'er glared at Qin Shou with dissatisfaction and said: "It's just that he refuses to give me a copper jar, smash a few copper dollars for me, buy me a few cute kittens, and make a cat disaster for me to offset the current thief rat disaster for me." ”
"Go" Mi'er waved his hand impatiently: "Your Qi'er's realm, compared to Eleven'er, it's far worse than Le, you look at today's Eleven, he fully demonstrates his fearless revolutionary heroism." As a good demon, Eleven, this is all due to the Chrysanthemum Sect Leader Tianju Gongzu, yes, thanks to the Chrysanthemum Sect Leader Tianju Gongzu's subordinate me, hehe, I just don't have talent, I, I mean, it's all due to me. I. It is mine, it is me, where do you know? I put smoke to my eleventh brother, and my eleventh brother will smoke and kill the thief and rat me. Anyway, I can't do without it. Remember. My name is Mi'er, Mi'er is me, I'm ......"
"You put your mouth on it. Shut me up. Leng Zhong shouted loudly.
Then he pointed to the thieves and rats outside the fire ring and exclaimed: "Look, thieves and rats, start stacking arhats, you eleven smoke, you can only stick to the ground and walk downwind, you can't climb up, see? This thief rat has put the dead underneath, and the top one can still survive, it sees, hum, it seems that the praise of the eleven is too early." ”
Leng Zhong said, shaking his head again and again, as if he had just made a big mistake by praising Shi'er rudely and simply.
When they heard this, their eyes widened and they looked out......
Sure enough, the thief rats are really extraordinary, they are smart enough to avoid disasters, the poisonous smoke of Eleven is just sticking to the ground, spreading everywhere, the ground and the hole in the ground, are indeed in the catastrophe, and have been smoked to death countless times, but the thief rats are still quite methodical, they put the dead, all the pads below, the living are stepping on the corpse of the dead rat to climb up, the smoke does not reach the top, people's eyes appear one by one constantly increasing' The rat pillar is like a skyscraper, and when they see everything in front of them, people naturally think that there are countless 'termite towers' in the wilderness, and most of the thieves and rats have survived by relying on this trick.
"My eleventh brother, woo~~" Mi'er whimpered: "I usually don't need to work, and when the time comes, I will be enlightened, I knew this, why bother in the first place, alas, this old eleven, in fact, you all misunderstood, this old eleven's behavior, it has nothing to do with me, his 'smoking skills', that has to be attributed to my son's Chrysanthemum Sect Leader Tianju Gongzu, blamed on my Son's Chrysanthemum Sect Leader Tianju Gongzu's humming teaching, do you understand?" It is the sect that wants him to practice, the sect leader is called Tianju Gongzu, not the subordinate of the sect leader, my son wants him to practice, I want him to practice not this 'smoke gong' sticking to the ground, usually, I have repeatedly warned him, the old eleven, to practice, just practice the 'chimney gong' to climb high, but he? But he just didn't listen, how about this time? You all saw it, if he had listened to me, he wouldn't have been like this today, ah, too passive, well, in short, it's all his fault, his fault, not mine, his fault, his name is Eleven, you remember, his name is Eleven, Eleven is him, not me, my name is Mi'er, I advocate that he practice 'chimney gong', well, 'chimney gong' that specializes in dealing with thieves and rats......"
base
Unexpectedly, the performance of the little sloth made these little ones self-motivated, and they all worked hard, which made Old Man Li very satisfied, and several small ones in the space also came out, and the first one who chose the husband's little one, saw the performance of the little sloth, and nodded happily.
Seeing him come out of the space, Old Man Leng hugged him into his arms: "Xiaoyi, I'm so embarrassed, I just stared at my daughter-in-law like this." ”
Xiao Yi kissed his father: "How can I be embarrassed, he was chosen by my space." ”
After he finished speaking, the little two, the three and the four who came out also stared at the people they chose, Xiaowen saw that they came out so much at once, I was really afraid that they would give birth to Old Man Leng prematurely, so he hurriedly reached out and hugged Xiao Er, Yu Wei also picked up Xiao San, and the little parrot wanted to hug Xiao Si, but Old Man Leng didn't let him.
He said to the parrot, "You are still a child, you can take care of the baby in your belly." ”
The little parrot was full: "How young am I, I have children, I am going to be a mother, I am an adult." ”
When Old Man Leng saw this, the little parrot didn't accept it, and thought of another trick: "Yes, you are not young, but you are also the next generation of Xiao Si, if Xiao Si lets you hold him as a nephew, I won't say anything." ”
The little parrot turned his head to Xiaowen when he heard it, in his heart, Xiaowen was the most reliable, and he didn't blame him for thinking so, mainly because after they were born, Xiaowen was the appearance of a young man, and because Xiaosi had been sticking to Xiaowen, they were all deeply impressed by Xiaowen and learned that he was credible.
Xiaowen saw the little parrot staring at him with big eyes, and the corners of his mouth twitched, but he still cooperated with Old Man Leng's words: "It should be like this, or you ask the fourth uncle, now he can choose his lover by himself, and he also understands other things, and it is easy to communicate." ”
The little parrot turned his head to Xiao Si: "Will you let me hug it?"
Xiao Si shook his head, and when the little parrot was a little sad, he said softly: "Your belly is bigger than theirs, maybe there are more babies in it, if I let you hold it, it will crush the baby." ”
As soon as Xiao Si said this, the little parrot was in a good mood, and looked at Old Man Leng proudly: "Did you hear it, it's not because I'm small, it's because I'm big!"
After speaking, he also compared his stomach with his hand, and everyone held back a smile in their hearts, and they were embarrassed to say that they were big, this sentence, just
The fact that he was still a child was exposed. Yuqing stretched out his hand at this time and hugged Xiao Si over, he had never held a child before, and now his body was stiff.
Seeing that he was so tired, Xiao Si sighed: "You don't have to be so nervous, I can't hold it, you relax, or I'm tired if you're tired." ”
Yuqing relaxed his body and glared at Xiao Si: "I'm tired because I'm afraid of falling you, my body is tense, you are comfortably hiding in my arms, what are you tired of?"
Xiao Si glanced at him and pointed to his little heart carefully: "I'm tired!"
As soon as Xiao Si finished speaking, everyone laughed, and Old Man Leng couldn't help laughing, I really didn't know that my son would be so fun, now he was just born, and he still looks like a little baby, but he said seriously that he was tired, which was really unbearable. Yuqing liked him more.
Yuqing has been in the heavenly realm for so many years, and he has never been close to anyone for many years, and family affection is too far away for him, but fortunately, when he came to this earth, he formed a contract with Li Can, which is why he has human emotions, but he only has love in his heart, and later with Li Min and them, he felt family affection.
But those feelings are all good to him, he fed back, like now, he likes someone from the bottom of his heart, and he really has never been, Yuqing feels amazing about this, and his feeling for Xiaosi is not like Li Can who wants to spoil him to heaven, but he just likes this soft child, and wants to see his little face like a little adult. (To be continued.) )