Chapter 402
On the way to Tianju Palace
"Unless you change your soccer ball into a square, I'll practice 'chimney skills'." As he spoke, Smoke Demon Eleven jumped into the circle of fire.
"Eleven is here, eleven, one, one, one......" The demons were happy, and almost all of them shed a little tears, and it seemed that it was still the old saying: still the villagers see the villagers, and the tears are full of eyes.
The demons surrounded it, and the young generals also surrounded it, after all, Eleven's poisonous smoke eliminated a large number of thieves and rats, and it was not only the demons who benefited here, but also the young generals who were also in the fire circle.
Leng Wuya is still in the skill enchantment, and the leader of the young generals deserves to be Leng Zhong, who has the best academic qualifications.
Leng Zhong took a step forward and said solemnly to the 'Smoke Demon' Eleven who had just entered the fire ring: "Warmly welcome the 'Smoke Demon' Eleven, come to my fire ring to inspect and guide the work, learn from Eleven, and pay tribute to Eleven." ”
"You're welcome, you're welcome, and you're welcome, hehe, but?" Eleven looked at the surrounding fire circle created by Leng Wuya, and said teasingly: "It's really warm enough, hehe, hehe......"
"This is the end of the welcome ceremony" Mi'er surrounded Eleven with all the demons and encircled the young generals outside.
This action seems to be very unfriendly, Leng Zhong was about to have a seizure, but when he calmed down and thought about it: After all, everyone is a demon, and they haven't seen each other affectionately for a long time, which is understandable, thinking of this, Leng Zhong was relieved, and very consciously took the young generals to take a step back.
"It's Made," Eleven used his middle finger, his index finger, which was completely blackened by the smoke tar, and he didn't know from which part of his body. So he picked up a cigarette, took out a matchstick, lit it on the sole of his shoe, lit the cigarette in his hand, and put the end with the fire into his mouth, closed his eyes, and inhaled violently, but it was very strange that he saw no smoke coming out of the smoke, and the demons thought it was commonplace. So no one said anything......
Half a day. Eleven opened and closed his eyes for a while, and muttered a word: "cool", which seemed to be too much of a cigarette addiction.
Seeing that Eleven was almost busy, he took the initiative to step forward and ask, "Eleven." Well. Why are you here? Hasn't that Ba'er been with you all the time? Aren't you two inseparable from tobacco and alcohol? That? What about Ba'er? ”
"Eight," Eleven spat out a large smoke ring. Unexpectedly, he was a little unhappy and said: "Brother Er, it's not the right time for you to ask, you are blind with such a big puff of smoke......
It turns out that this 'smoke demon' Eleven has an extremely unique way of smoking, and he habitually always puts the end of the fire in his mouth. Then the cigarettes he smoked never vomited, and he smoked them all in his stomach. As soon as he asked just now, he replied again, heh, he really took a big puff of cigarette just smoked, and he spit it out helplessly......
"Yes, yes," Mi'er said apologetically: "I'm really embarrassed, but your cigarette, Brother Mi'er can compensate you, well, when I go back to Tianju Palace, Brother Mi'er, I will definitely apply for this matter to the sect master, and let the sect leader personally give you this cigarette and reimburse it." ”
"Excuse me" Eleven closed his eyes, and then smoked one cigarette after another, living a smoking addiction.
"That's good, that's good......" Mi'er laughed and continued: "Eleven, your performance today is quite good, awesome, poisoned so many thieves and rats, we have seen these, you count, you have made a great contribution......"
"It should be, it should be ......" Shi'er was praised, and couldn't help but be proud, while closing his eyes and smoking, he preached beautifully: "There are thieves and harriers floating in the sky, I and Ba'er have seen it, do you still need to ask?" This must be yes, the sect leader has an accident, the sect leader has an accident, what should we do as Taibao? ”
"If the sect leader has an accident, we as the Taibao must have an accident with the sect leader, we must do it." Mi'er roared categorically.
"Something happened to the sect leader, and my heart is quite sad." Er'er said: "So I want to eat some honey dipped in sugar, a must." ”
"Something happened to the sect leader, I can't be indifferent." San'er said: "So I will defend my coffee beans to the death, it is necessary." ”
"If something happens to the sect leader, I will replace the king in the playing cards with the little king, and the little king will be replaced by the king, it is necessary." Si'er said.
"Something happened to the sect leader, so what else do I mean?" Wu'er said sadly: "I will regard myself as the sect leader, it is necessary." ”
"If something happens to the sect leader, I will change the name of Sanxian side: Tianju Gongzu side, a must." Liu'er said.
"If something happens to the sect leader, I will burn a cart of paper money for the sect leader, and let the sect leader bless me in the underworld to make me rich, it is necessary." Qi'er said.
"If the sect leader has an accident, I play mahjong 'Hula' not 'Hula' called: 'Tianju Gongzu' is necessary." Jiu'er said.
"If something happens to the sect leader, my dog won't be called 'Yeye', but 'Tianju Gongzu Ye', it is necessary," Shi'er said.
"If something happens to the sect leader, I'll say a few words; Taibao Twelve, the heart is not strong. It's a must. Twelve said.
"Something happened to the sect leader, something happened to the sect leader...... Thirteen Er played the game console in his hand, and said without raising his head: "If the sect leader has an accident, it's a matter of what kind of to me?" . After that, he continued to play the game console in his hand.
"You're so disappointing." Eleven listened to the confession of the Taibao of the family, showing great sadness, he took a few puffs of the cigarette in his hand and said: "I didn't hear a trace of constructive advice from your words, you, alas, the sect leader hurt you in vain, why don't you think about how to save the sect leader?" Well, why don't you want to think about it? Why don't you want to think about how to save the Master? ”
Eleven opened his eyes, glanced at the demons, and saw that everyone was bowing their heads and not squeaking, Eleven sighed again: "Fortunately, Ba'er and I thought of ......"
"What comes to mind?" The demons asked.
"I thought of how to rescue the sect leader," Eleven said proudly.
"That? How to rescue? The demons asked.
"Well, that's ......" Eleven said Kankan, "At first, Ba'er decided to do it in stages with the two of us, um." The first stage, well, the art of war says: the soldiers and horses go first before the grain and grass are moved, so Ba'er decided to wait in the same place as me, and he went to find some food to come, well, when he is full, he will have strength, and then what? Then he wanted to find some more water, and he said he would drink it when he was full. I won't be thirsty. This is the first stage of Ba'er's instigation, but I don't agree with ......"
Eleven glanced at the demons again, and saw that they were all wide-eyed and stunned. Eleven was even more proud. He thought the demons had been impressed by him. Then he said even more proudly: "I think this is too grinding, I decided to go straight to the Yellow Dragon, but there is no Yellow Dragon here." There is only Tianju Palace, so I decided to go straight to Tianju Palace, fight the invaders, and rescue the sect leader. ”
"Good ......" 'Papapapa' took the lead in applauding, and when the demons saw it, with the applause, this atmosphere also affected the surrounding young generals, and they also felt that Eleven's determination was firm, loyal and commendable, so they applauded with joy......
"That's right" Leng Zhong nodded in admiration: "In this way, we can live up to your sect master's ardent expectations for the two of you, it can be seen that only you two are the good demons who dare to charge into battle and rescue the sect master, but I also have to remind you two that it's best not to come openly, because you two don't know who the enemy is?" Also, how many people are there? It's better to do ......"
"Sneak attack" Eleven snatched Leng Zhong's words, and his pride was overflowing: "Actually, I have thought of it a long time ago, and I also thought of a fairly safe way." ”
"Huh? What's the solution? Let's hear it. Leng Zhong couldn't help but be interested, and said in his heart: Maybe this demon really has some thief ideas.
"That's the case" Eleven's smug mouth was skimmed to the back of his head, and he stood up, and said while gesturing: "That's how I decided to go back to the palace to save the driver, that day Ju Palace was not in the south, I, for the sake of safety, I decided to go with Ba'er from the north, go north, for the safety of the sect master, we marched quickly, thousands of miles to attack, fortunately, the earth is round, after all, we will go to the back door of Tianju Palace, definitely, and then, carry out a sneak attack on the back door of Tianju Palace." ”
"You" Leng Zhong's right hand was raised, and he was about to slap the smoke demon eleven fiercely.
"Look" A crisp female voice, you don't need to ask to know that it is Xihong's.
"Look, the thieves have climbed to the highest, yes, they're going to jump to us, well, how is this good......"
Sure enough, the thieves and rats were not willing to be lonely, and they stacked up the mountains of meat to avoid the poisonous smoke on the ground, and they even wanted to jump into the fire circle with the highest thieves and rats to attack the young generals and demons......
Here the takishu was thrown out one by one, and after a while, the crowd learned the basic spells, and the old man Li saw that everyone was practicing lively, and pressed his hand: "Let's compare." ”
Everyone's eyes lit up, they had long wanted to see who the real hero was, Leng Xi asked Old Man Li with a smile: "Dad, then you can tell me the rules of the game." ”
Old man Li shook his head: "We used to let people compete with each other in the gang, but we were one with few people at that time, and secondly, when we went out on a mission, we could see who was strong and who was weak, so it was like, but now we are here, and the ability can see the level, and the others are not necessarily." ”
Speaking of this, he looked at Yu Lin: "For example, Yu Lin taught us these spells just now, all of us have different learnings, and our cultivation is also different, the most important thing is to see who can better combine these three aspects, who is the strongest." ”
When Old Man Li said this, he nodded coldly: "Dad is right, I have been in the army before, and there are also people who are in the front of the competition, but if you really do it with people, you may not be sharp, comprehensive quality is very important, and you have to pay attention to on-the-spot performance." ”
Old man Li nodded when he heard this: "Leng Yan is right, so many of us now have three skills, and we really have to integrate them well, but those rules of our **** in the past are not used, Yulin, your sect will also often organize big competitions, talk about your rules." ”
Leng Jue nodded when he heard this: "Dad is right, their sect must have been around for thousands of years, and the rules they have inherited must be good." ”
Yulin looked at Yulin, Yulin also heard them talking, saw Yulin looking at herself, nodded to Yulin, and Yulin said: "Then I'll talk about the method of selecting people in our sect." ”
Old man Li waved his hand to everyone when he heard this, and everyone gathered around, Yulin said: "We have three hundred people here, let's compare the first one according to a group of ten people, that is, thirty people, and then press a group of ten people to compare the top three, and then, let these three people compete, and you will get the ranking." ”
After Yulin finished speaking, Old Man Li nodded: "Yes, it's good, it's faster than this." Let's talk about the specific regulations, how to count loss, how to count win? ”
After Old Man Li finished speaking, Yulin said: "We are in a circle, and then everyone competes in it, even if you lose out of the circle, when we compete, we have to order not to hurt people, but now it seems that we don't use this rule, everyone is their own people and will not be ruthless." ”
Old man Li nodded: "Okay, just do as you say, let the wood-based ability use the grass to draw thirty circles on the ground, and we can have a competition." ”
Yu Lin added to the wood-based ability: "A circle with a diameter of ten meters is required. ”
The wood-based powerhouse went to work, and Old Man Li walked up to Old Man Leng and them: "Ah Nan, don't watch the excitement here, you should also move, let's compete, you will be the judge for us." ”
Old Man Leng nodded: "Okay." ”
Zhang Xin glanced at Gao Meng beside him and patted his stomach with his hand: "If only we gave birth to the child now, it would be fine, and we could also go and have a competition." ”
Gao Meng looked at Zhang Xin and smiled: "You are really, we have been comparing together for so many years before, and you haven't compared enough, and you are still thinking about this with a big belly." ”
Zhang Xinxiao: "You don't know, my favorite thing in the past is to compete, because only at that time, can you worship me a little in your heart, otherwise you will always regard me as a big brother in your heart, and you don't regard me as a man you should pay attention to at all." ”
When Gao Meng heard this, he laughed: "Brother Zhang, weren't you my confidant brother before, I didn't expect you to look honest, but you were guarding and stealing." ”
Zhang Xin also remembered the previous time, and reached out to take Gao Meng's hand and put it on his chest: "Little Gao has a conscience, do you know how I used to be your confidant brother." Every time I listen to you talk about that mess, I feel uncomfortable, and I will find a place to take a few sips. ”
Gao Meng also thought of the past, and he really couldn't get over it in his heart, he loved others, but he said so much in front of the people he liked, I really don't know how Zhang Xin persevered. (To be continued.) )