Chapter 259: Sanji who is so depressed that he vomits blood
"Sister?!" shouted the Straw Hat Pirates.
"Sister, why are you here?" Sanji immediately broke away from Lei Jiu's embrace, stared at Lei Jiu in front of him, and said in surprise.
Lei Jiu touched Sanji's head, looked at Sanji like a child, and smiled: "Hehe, because I am now a red revolutionary army!"
"Sanji, what's going on, this beautiful big sister, it's your sister?" Usopp said as he looked at Sanji and Lei Jiu in shock.
"That's right, she's my own sister!" Sanji said with an ugly face.
"I didn't expect you to have such a beautiful sister Sanji. Nala said in surprise.
"I've never heard of Sanji, and you have a sister?" said Conise, shocked.
"Well, this is your own sister?" Frankie looked at Lei Jiu's eyebrows and smiled: "Although I haven't heard you say it, but looking at the eyebrows of the two of you, you know that you are sisters and brothers." ”
"Hahaha, curl your eyebrows. Luffy clutched his stomach and laughed.
Boom!
Nala punched Luffy to the ground and said angrily, "Luffy, you can't be so rude!"
"Ah, you're Sanji's sister, I didn't expect Sanji to have a sister too. Chopper said with a shocked look on his face.
"Oh, pervert cook, I didn't expect you, the perverted kappa, to have a sister!" Zoro scoffed.
Hearing Zoro belittle himself like this, Sanji was full of anger, with the word "well" on his face, he tugged on Zoro's collar, and said with sharp teeth: "What do you mean, green algae head!"
"Hehehe, Sanji, your partner is really interesting!" Lei Jiu looked at the "happy" Straw Hat Pirates, covered her mouth and chuckled.
"Lei Jiu, why are you here, still with Slasher?" asked Sanji.
"Hehe, for my sister who I haven't seen for 13 years, you are really cold enough. Lei Jiu chuckled.
"I've severed my blood ties with you!" Sanji said angrily.
"Severing blood ties, what's going on?" The people of the Straw Hat Pirates were all stunned, looking at the two of them suspiciously.
After Sanji said this, Lei Jiu said with a heartbroken look: "Break off the blood relationship? What, do you want to break off even my sister?"
When Sanji saw Lei Jiu's appearance, he felt uncomfortable, after all, Lei Jiu was his own sister who loved him when he was a child!
"Don't say it, I don't want to have anything to do with you anyway. Sanji twisted his head to the side, took two puffs of his cigarette, and said impatiently.
"Sanji, your sister loves you very much, and if you say that, it will make her sad. ”
After hearing Sanji's words, Choya frowned and walked to Lei Jiu's side, facing Sanji, complaining.
"This is our family's business, what's your business!" Sanji said coldly as he looked at the beast with many wives.
"Of course it's my business, because I'm your brother-in-law!"
Sanji:Σ(°△°|||) ︴
Sanji was stunned, what kind of situation is this, how did he become his brother-in-law, could it be that this beast is ...... to his sister
"Sister, what's going on, is it bullying you at night!" Sanji asked anxiously.
"Hehe, Sanji, Choya didn't bully me, I volunteered to be with him. Lei Jiu hugged Chopher's arm, leaned on Chopher's shoulder, and said with a happy face: "Sister, I'm already married to Chopye, so he's your brother-in-law now." ”
"Sister, how can you marry this beast, he is a man with a wife, and there is more than one, sister, don't be deceived by him, he is a super pervert and a pervert, you didn't see it, he didn't even let Lori go!" Sanji didn't mention breaking off relations with Lei Jiu at this time, and said anxiously, but his tone was full of envy, jealousy and hatred.
Sanji's words stabbed the hornet's nest at once, making Nami and the others glaring angrily.
Although the wives of the night cut often complain that the night is lustful, but others can't be allowed to talk about him.
Bang bang bang......
"Ahhh......h
Kalifa was stunned and kicked Sanji with a blue nose and swollen face: "Hmph, my husband is also what you can say about sexual harassment!"
"You stinky man, dare to say that your husband is a concubine, apologize to my husband quickly, or I will turn you to stone!" Hancock leaned back, with a lofty posture, and said angrily.
Baby-5's arm turned into a pistol, pointed at Sanji's head, and said viciously, "You give the old lady another try!"
"Meow, dare to say my brother who slashes the night, hum, even if you are Sister Lei Jiu's younger brother, if you don't apologize, I can't spare you!"
"Hey, hey, hey, taste the negative ghost of this princess!"
The negative ghost passed through Sanji's body, and Sanji immediately orzed, and his will was depressed: "Ah, I really want to become a flea!"
"Ahaha, let me turn him into an old man, so he can't be!" Bonnie suggested to the girls.
"Hehe, Lei Jiu, why don't you change your brother!" Robin looked at the poor Sanji and said with a dark smile.
"Hmph!" Nami saw that everyone was making a move, so she took back her discharging hand.
"Alright, alright, just two hits, don't forget that he is Lei Jiu's younger brother, according to his seniority, he is our younger brother!" the gentle Sister Likana persuaded from the side.
"Alas, give me a face, let him go. Lei Jiu sighed, picked up Shanzhi, looked at this younger brother, and said worriedly: "Shanzhi, you can't talk nonsense in the future, otherwise even if you are my younger brother, I won't be able to help you!"
Sanji: "......"
(╯°Д°)╯(┻━┻ Specially, cut the night, you beast, I won't be your brother-in-law's!
Straw Hat Pirates: Σ(°△°|||) ︴
Reilly shook his head and smiled bitterly, and Xia Qi watched it with relish.
"Cut, I'm a pervert, and I still have the face to talk about others, it's really shameless!" Zoro glanced at Sanji with disdain and mocked.
"Third-rate swordsman, who are you talking about, be careful that I kick you to death!"
Sanji, who was already angry, heard Zoro's words, and the fire "soared", so he got up, raised his feet, and wanted Zoro to taste the power of his legs.
"Roll your eyebrows, you want to kick me, I'll kill you!" Zoro said as he pulled out his knife and looked desperate.
"Alright, Zoro, Sanji, don't fight anymore. Chopper and Usopp saw that they were not good, and hurriedly stepped forward to grab the two.
As for Luffy, he laughed while eating, and he didn't think it was a big deal at all.
Bang bang bang......
"Stop fighting, I didn't see that there were still people!"
Nala suppressed the two of them with one punch, and then, embarrassedly slashed them at the night, and said, "I'm sorry, I made you laugh." ”
Lei Jiu smiled and said, "It seems that you are beating my brother." ”
Nala: Σ(°△°|||) ︴
Nala was taken aback, and almost forgot, Lei Jiu is Shanzhi's own brother, and he beat other people's younger brother in front of his sister, wouldn't this be not very good, (╯°Д°)╯(┻━┻ This still needs to be said, it's definitely not good, I'm dying, what should I do, what should I do......
"Lei Jiu, this is none of Nala's business, I am willing to let her fight!" Sanji, quickly protecting Nala, said with a gentlemanly face.
"Hehe, really, for your little lover, just yelling at my sister so loudly, what an unlovely brother!" Lei Jiu chuckled and said: "Don't worry, I didn't want to embarrass her, after all, I still want her to take care of you more in the future." ”
"My business, you don't have to worry about it!" Shanzhi snorted coldly, hesitated for a moment, and said: "Lei Jiu, this person who cuts the night is really careful, don't be deceived by him!"
Chopping the night: (╯°Д°)╯(┻━┻What do you mean, Lao Tzu didn't dismantle your platform, why did you dismantle my platform like this, didn't I just marry your sister, besides, you and I are half a catty and eight taels, don't say anyone!
"Huh. Lei Jiu chuckled, looked up at Chop, and said with a happy smile: "Brother, Chopping Ye is very good to me, you don't have to worry, my sister is very happy now." ”
Choya straightened his waist and looked at Sanji with a smug face.
Seeing his sister like this, Sanji didn't want to say anything, so he turned to look at Choya and threatened: "Chopher, if you dare to treat my sister badly in the future, even if I fight for my life, I will kill you!"
Chopping Ye hugged Lei Jiu's hand, tightened it again, and said seriously: "Don't worry, my women, I will make them happy for the rest of my life." ”
Sanji looked at the serious Chopping Night and nodded, although the Chopping Night was very lustful, but he was still very good to his own woman, which was almost better than himself.
"That's fine!" Sanji said indifferently.
"Hehe, Sanji, since you have recognized me, then ......" Chopping Ye raised his eyebrows and said with a smile: "Then, call brother-in-law to listen." ”
Sanji: (╯°Д°)╯(┻━┻