Chapter 260: Straw Hat Adventure Party
"Hmph, I won't call you brother-in-law!" Sanji snorted coldly.
"Don't you call me what?" said the slasher.
"Brother-in-law, what's the matter, your ears are not good?" said Sanji coldly.
"Hey!" Chopping Night said to Lei Jiu with a smile on his face: "Look, Sanji called me!"
Sanji:Σ(°△°|||) ︴
"Slash Night, you trick me!" Sanji shouted to Slash Ye with sharp teeth.
"Hehe, don't worry, becoming my brother-in-law has a lot of benefits. "Cutting the night said unhurriedly.
"Hmph, I don't want your benefits!" Sanji said arrogantly.
When Lei Jiu saw such a mountain rule, she wanted to persuade her: "Mountain rule ......"
"Lei Jiu, give Sanji to me!" Cutting Night interrupted Lei Jiu's words, and then put one hand around Sanji's neck and said, "Let's go outside and talk." ”
Chopping the night didn't give Sanji a chance to refuse, and pulled him out of the hotel.
"Say what you want, say it!" Sanji said after he came outside with Slash Night, a nose that was not a nose and a face that was not a face.
"Sanji, do you know why your sister is here?"
"Hmph, what can it be, isn't it just that you've been deceived by this beast?" Sanji said coldly.
Chopping Night shook his head and said slowly: "That's not the case, the reason why your sister became my wife is because ...... Balabala, Balabala......"
Subsequently, Choya told why Lei Jiu would become his wife, as well as the matter of Gaji.
Click......
Sanji took out a lighter, lit a cigarette, took a deep breath, spit out a smoke ring, and said slowly: "Even if they change, I don't want to have anything to do with them, so don't waste your efforts." ”
That's not what I said. Choya interrupted Sanji's words and said: "I said this just to let you know that they have changed, you don't have to be so cold to your sister anymore, as for whether you recognize them or not, it has nothing to do with me, you can decide for yourself." ”
Sanji smoked a cigarette, thought for a moment, and finally nodded, and said, "I know, I will recognize Sister Lei Jiu, but I will never recognize others!"
"Hehe, this is Lei Jiu's good brother. Chopping Ya on the shoulder, he smiled and said, "Come, call my brother-in-law to listen." ”
"Get out, you perverted bastard, don't get close to me!" Sanji quickly knocked down the hand that cut the night, and said, "I just recognize my sister, but you, I won't admit it!"
"Yes...... Chop Ye pulled a long voice, shook his head, and said with a look of pity: "Originally, I wanted to pass it on to you, it's a pity that I found so many wives." ”
When Sanji heard that he wanted to teach him the experience of finding a wife, he immediately became moved.
Although Sanji didn't want to admit it, Choya did find a lot of wives, each more beautiful than the other, and each with its own characteristics.
For this, Sanji has been jealous for a long time, if he learns the experience of cutting the night, then can he find so many girls?
"Who wants to learn from you!" Sanji →_→, his eyes fluttering, and his mouth was not right.
"Oh, is it?" "Chopping Night looked at Sanji with a narrow face, and teased: "This is from the experience of an old driver, or the kind that opens a harem." ”
"Hmph, I didn't want it!" Sanji gritted his back molars and refused heartache.
"Oh, since you refused, then I'll give that transparent fruit to someone else. Cutting Night sighed and turned to leave.
"Wait!"
Chopping Ye smiled, and the fish in his heart was hooked.
Choya stopped, looked back at Sanji, and said with a sly smile: "Dear brother, is there anything wrong with you?"
Sanji asked solemnly, "What do you mean by the transparent fruit you just said?"
"Oh, you said transparent fruit. Chopping Night pretended to be a sudden realization and said: "The transparent fruit is the fruit that can make people transparent, it was obtained by me, I originally thought that if you call me brother-in-law, I will give you as a meeting gift, but unfortunately, you don't want to!"
"Brother-in-law, who do you say doesn't want to?" said Sanji with a flattering face.
"Hey, Sanji, don't you recognize me as your brother-in-law?" said Slash Night, pretending to be surprised.
"Brother-in-law, you heard me wrong!" Sanji ran to Choya with a flattering face, and said with a flattering smile: "You are my sister's husband, you are not my brother-in-law, who is my brother-in-law." ”
"No, no, no, I'm not your brother-in-law. Chopping Ye waved his hand again and again, and said with a panicked face.
Sanji hugged Cho Ye's thighs and cried bitterly: "Brother-in-law, you can't say that, for my sister's sake, you can just turn me in!"
Chopping Night looked at Sanji, who had a handful of snot and tears, and said with a headache: "Okay, okay, I forgive you, you get up!"
"Hey, good brother-in-law!" Sanji happily agreed, quickly stood up, hammered his shoulders to the slasher, and said flatteringly: "Brother-in-law, when do you see it, give me the transparent fruit?"
Chopping Night's eyes glared: "What's the hurry? I not only have transparent fruits, but also piercing fruits that can shuttle through inorganic objects at will, please remember that this fruit can pass through the wall at will!"
"The fruit that pierces the wall, hehe......" Sanji smiled foolishly when he heard the description of this fruit.
"River God Edition" cut the night, held it with both hands, and said leisurely: "Young brother, do you want a transparent fruit that makes people transparent, or do you want a fruit that can penetrate the wall?"
Sanji said with a tangled face: "Brother-in-law, can you have it all?"
Chopping shook his head and said, "You know that one Devil Fruit can only be eaten by one person, but I still have to advise you, after eating the Devil Fruit, you will become a landlubber, you have to think about it." ”
Sanji said in a resolute tone: "I thought about it, I want a transparent fruit!"
Chopping Night said: "Okay, I'll give it to you on the day I get married to your sister, you can think about it again during this time, okay, let's go in,"
"Wait. Sanji stopped the night and said with tears in his eyes: "Brother-in-law, you and my sister have to hurry up to the wedding!"
Choya happily patted Sanji's shoulder and said, "Don't worry, soon!"
After saying that, he took Sanji into the house to eat.
"Hehe, all the nights?" Robin chuckled.
"Well, it's over!" Chopping Night pushed Yamaji and said, "Yamaji, go call someone." ”
Sanji walked up to Lei Jiu and twisted, "Sister!"
Lei Jiu smiled happily: "Hey, let's sit down and eat!"
Sanji looked at the dishes on the table that Luffy had eaten and there was nothing left, pouted, and said, "I'll make some more!"
Afterwards, everyone happily finished their meal.
After eating, Luffy made another announcement about his dream of becoming a man in One Piece, and then he was suppressed by Slash Night, and he also asked him to remove the pirate flag and not allow him to be a pirate.
Of course, Luffy wouldn't agree, but Slash didn't listen to him at all, and directly beat him with his fists, forcibly suppressing him, and finally the members of the Straw Hat Pirates agreed to change the Straw Hat Pirates to the Straw Hat Adventure Group.
If they don't change, then they will be immediately arrested and put in prison, locked up for 10 years, and then reformed through labor.
At this time, everyone in the Straw Hat Adventure Group agreed, anyway, whether the Pirate Group or the Adventure Group was just a title, it wasn't a big deal.
Not only that, but the current red warrior Zoro also said on the side that he would definitely be optimistic about Luffy and not let him mess around.
So, poor Luffy was suppressed by all the crew members like this, and from then on, Luffy listed Slash Night as the second annoying person in his mind, and as for the first, it was his grandfather.