Chapter 9 Blueberry popping

Long Er sat on the chair with her left hand to protect Sprite, and her right hand was holding the fried chicken leg that she had gnawed Deqi, chewing in her mouth, looking at the iPad, while Wen Jia was lying on the bed leisurely, thinking about whether to call the manager and say that she was back and would go to work tomorrow?

Or give yourself another two more days off? A gust of wind blew, and the phantom of the immortal on Yufeng appeared in the bedroom, Wen Jia quickly closed his eyes and meditated and said: "Eat grapes without spitting out grape skins, and don't eat grapes but spit out grape skins." As soon as Long Er saw that Yufeng Shangxian appeared, he hugged Yufeng Shangxian's thighs in the past, crying that Wen Jia didn't give her food for the past two days, didn't give her water to drink, and cried and shouted to go back to the mountain.

Wen Jia thought to herself

"I'm going to make a movie? Just now I was happily eating fried chicken and drinking Sprite and watching a movie, why did the old man change immediately as soon as he appeared?" Long Er saw that the master was speaking for Wen Jia, and sat back on the chair directly, and continued to protect Sprite, eat chicken legs, and watch a movie.

Wen Jia saw the greasy five-finger handprint on the immortal robe on Yufeng, and wanted to remind but didn't dare to say it, for fear of being retaliated against by her senior sister afterwards.

"Master, how did you find here?" Wen Jia was very puzzled, I didn't bring this old guy with me when I came back, how did this old guy know that I lived here?

The fairy on the jade peak replied with a smile: "The box you brought back contains the jade zamp, which is my magic object during my lifetime, and when I passed away, I attached a wisp of the primordial spirit to it, so where the box goes, I can go." But I'm just a virtual body and I'm afraid of the sun, so I can only appear at night. After speaking, he walked through the wall to the living room, and Wen Jia hurriedly followed, for fear that this old man would have some kind of moth.

"No fool, you have already worshiped my disciples, and you can be regarded as half a cultivator. I can't leave the clay sculpture for too long now, because most of my primordial spirits are in the clay sculptures, but occasionally I can still teleport through the wisp of primordial spirits in Fa Zhan, so you must cultivate well. Yufeng Shangxian looked serious, and Wen Jia nodded like a chicken pecking rice.

Yufeng Shangxian continued: "Your senior sister has been transformed for a short time, and she has lived in the mountains for a long time, and she was the only one who had nothing to talk to me before, so she was spoiled by me, you have to let her more." "Wen Jia is bitter in her heart, can you not let it?

He put the knife on my neck at every turn, and just warned me that I was going to die. Seeing that Wen Jia was silent, Yufeng Shangxian took out a book wrapped in oilcloth from his arms, carefully handed it to Wen Jia, and continued: "This book is a unique skill that I have learned all my life. You have to keep it, this book is the only one, and no one else has read it except your senior sister. If you don't understand something, you can ask your sister, and if she doesn't understand, you can ask me when I come back. Hehe, are you happy?" Wen Jia was of course happy, and replied, "Happy." ”

"Satisfied?"

"Satisfied"

"Aren't you feeling excited?"

"Yes, Master, did you get me a weapon?" Wen Jia almost forgot about it. When the Yufeng Shangxian heard this, he slapped Wen Jia on the back of the head, fortunately, the Yufeng Shangxian was a phantom shot, but Wen Jia still rubbed the back of his head and shouted pain in order to cooperate with the master.

This made the Jade Peak Immortal completely blind, thinking

"I'm rubbing, my skills have grown again?" Wen Jia finally knew who the senior sister learned from her hands-on problems, and there must be her apprentices.

Yufeng Shangxian looked at his palm, and said solemnly without raising his head: "Everyone has their own exclusive weapon, don't you want to pit Lao Tzu's baby like your senior sister." Lao Tzu won't go the second time the last time!"Oh, I'll go, and I'm the first to be boarded by my senior sister."

"Okay, the teacher is leaving, shouldn't you give the teacher a pillar of incense?" Yufeng Shangxian put his hands behind his back, looked at the ceiling at 45 degrees, and muttered in his heart

"Why is this apprentice so blind, I've been here for a long time, and I don't know how to put my favorite incense on the pillar. Wen Jia quickly went back to the bedroom and took out a pack of cigarettes from the drawer and ran back to the living room, then respectfully lit one and stood on the dining table.

The Jade Peak Immortal took a sharp breath at the floating smoke, and then coughed and coughed...... coughed more than a dozen times before stopping, with red eyes, pinched his neck and pointed at Wen Jia and asked, "You, you, what kind of incense did you smoke for you?" Wen Jia inexplicably picked up the cigarette case and said, "Blueberry popping beads!" I saw that the fairy on Yufeng turned his hand and turned into a whisk, and without saying a word, he pumped it to Wen Jia, Wen Jia rolled and rolled to the side with a lazy donkey, he knew that the master couldn't touch him at all, but he still wanted to cooperate with the master like last time.

Only this time,

With a "bang", Wen Jia hit her head on the leg of the dining table, Wen Jia

"Oops" sat on the ground with his bulging head,

"Master, Master, what are you doing?" Wen Jia asked inexplicably. Yufeng Shangxian trembled and said, "Do you want to kill the teacher? What kind of poison is this? Why is the teacher's throat cold?" After hearing the question, Wen Jia was also drunk and explained

"Master, it's also fragrant, but there is peppermint oil, peppermint is a very common grass now, and it is found in many medicines. What do you say you're excited about, you won't even give me a chance to explain. "Yufeng Shangxian saw that he had wronged his apprentice, but how could the master admit his mistake to his apprentice?

"Ahem, so that's the case, but the deity doesn't like this incense, if there is a next time, boy, you will die. This last sentence is so familiar, I just heard it, except that the person who spoke is different, the last six words are the same.

Wen Jia ran back to the house aggrievedly, took a cigarette for the box and lit it on the dining table. The immortal on the jade peak smelled the smoke, closed his eyes, and trembled his body like an addict: "Hmm... Okay, uh-huh... Enjoyable, uh-huh... It's over!" Wen Jia sat on the chair with her head covered and said nothing, what is the matter, she will be threatened with death at every turn!