Chapter 493: Immortals, Monsters, Thank You!
There were three young men, with hoes and baskets, who seemed to have just returned from digging bamboo shoots. At this time, it is the time when winter bamboo shoots come out in the mountains, this thing is not cheap to sell in the city, and at most half of the potential can be eaten without shelling, but it is not cheap to strengthen, but for people in the mountains, there is no channel to sell it, which is a thing that does not look like eating.
The three young men also came back from going out to work, and when they came over, they said, "You are the boss who hired Uncle Shui Sheng to go into the mountains, right? I said that this is almost the New Year, and you are running into the mountains, it turns out that you are young people! Are you going to hunt?"
Another young man also said: "I think you can still hire us to go, how old is Uncle Shuisheng! What can he do to help? We are also familiar with this mountain, do you want to dig bamboo rats or hunt wild boars and yellow roe deer? We will take you there, 500 yuan a day!"
Zhang Dadao was stunned for a moment, this guide's line of emotional competition is also so big? Zhang Dadao rolled his eyes and said directly: "It's not that I pay for it, I can't be the master!"
These young people are not good people, as soon as they heard this, they scolded and scolded in dialect and left! Zhang Dadao breathed a sigh of relief, thanks to these guys, he finally fooled Bai Er's fool. The actor came over at this time and said, "Heavenly Master, I see if it's a temple over there?"
Zhang Dadao was stunned for a moment, and looked in the direction pointed by the actor, and there was a corner of a house faintly exposed between the bamboo forests over there, and the architectural style was different from ordinary houses. Zhang Dadao squinted his eyes and nodded: "There is a lying cow in front and a leaning back, and it is really good to look at feng shui." Maybe it's a temple!"
Zhang Dadao is not very sure, there are not many people in this village, and it seems a bit redundant to build a temple here! This incense is definitely not guaranteed. I don't know which unlucky immortal it is, and he has spread out such a territory! Zhang Dadao thought for a moment and said: "This is not quite commonplace? Could it be an irregular obscenity? Go, take a look! If you dare to deceive the people, Poor Dao will let him know what positive energy is, and I knocked on his golden body clay sculpture!"
Zhang Dadao suddenly dragged it up, and went over there with the left and right protectors! Although the temple was on the edge of the village, it was only a few minutes to walk there! After passing through a bamboo forest, I saw that there was indeed a small temple in the clearing! The scale was very small. In just one room, there is a rough stone incense burner in front of the hall, there is only incense ash in it, there is no incense, it seems that the incense is indeed not like this.
"Eh, Heavenly Master, look at it! This temple has no name!" Bai Er was a fool and was amused. I've been following Zhang Dadao for so long. He had heard a lot of Zhang Dadao's fallacies and heresies. According to Zhang Dadao, if this temple has no name, it is the same as if people do not have ID cards, they are all black households! Even if it is offered to the righteous gods, it is useless, just like if you sell a luxury car without a license plate, you still can't go on the road.
You don't know how Zhang Dadao figured out these fallacies, Bai Er's fool has obviously been led crooked by him. However, the actor frowned and said: "The scale of this temple is not large, is it the ancestral temple in the village? I can't say that they were originally the same people! It's the same as the ancestral hall!"
"Hmm~ Can't!" Zhang Dadao waved his hand and said, "Look, I know." The people in this village don't look like each other at all!" Zhang Dadao said, and Bai Er and Yang Rui were dumbfounded.
Bai Er was a fool with a straight temperament, and said directly: "Heavenly Master, what does this have to do with not looking alike?"
Zhang Dadaole said: "Teach you a weird, if the people of a sect are not all related by blood, if they are related by blood, they look like each other! Even if they are not very similar, they must be a little similar." ”
The actor sighed and hurriedly said: "Director Zhang, what you said is called a marriage between close relatives, this village has been looking at least hundreds of years, and even if there is a kinship, it is far away! ”
Zhang Dadao also wanted to open his mouth to come up with other evidence, but Bai Er Fool walked directly towards the temple, and said: "Isn't it okay to go in and see, why are you talking so much at the door!"
Zhang Dadao and the actor glanced at each other on the spot, and were called stupid by a fool, and the two of them were also awkward for a while. Hurriedly followed Bai Er fool into the temple, and when he came in, the three of them were stupid! The clay sculpture for this offering looked like it had been around for some years, and the oil paint on it was mottled, but if this was a characteristic fairy, it would be good to say, the one offered in this temple really couldn't see what it was?
Bai Er's fool and the actor looked at Zhang Dadao at the same time: "Director Zhang, you are professional in this, what kind of fairy do you see?"
Bai Er's fool even took Zhang Dadao's usual foolish words to talk about things: "Heavenly Master, didn't you say that the immortals in the sky are all colleagues of your ancestors? This is your elder, you must be familiar with it!"
Zhang Dadao looked helpless, and said: "This is photoshopped, it's different from me! If he brings the tools for work, it's easy to say! The one who turns the sky upside down is Guangchengzi, the one who holds the yin-yang mirror is the red sperm, and the one who takes the bottle is Cihang, this guy doesn't bring it when he goes out to eat, how do I know who he is! Damn, the gods have come to plainclothes these years, isn't this embarrassing and poor!"
At this time, a voice suddenly came from behind him: "I said, if you don't come to the meeting, you will go to this place to make trouble?
Several people were startled, and hurriedly turned around, and saw Zhang Shengyan and Yang Rui standing behind them! Zhang Dadao frowned and said: "You have finished your meeting! It's okay to go! We are in the metaphysical world, don't mix with you, you laymen, this expert is studying knowledge!"
"Poof~" Yang Rui didn't hold back for a moment, and laughed out loud! Zhang Shengyan also looked at Zhang Dadao speechlessly, pointed to a plaque hanging on the wall next to him, and said: "Look at it yourself!
Zhang Dadao was stunned for a moment, touched his head and said, "I said that this temple is so unlicensed!
"Brother, don't make trouble, this is a plaque, the state won't issue a business license for this thing!" Yang Rui is really convinced, a talent like Zhang Dadao, if you want to talk nonsense with you, you will definitely not be able to keep up with the rhythm.
The actor glanced at the plaque at this time, nodded and said, "The Great Palace! ”
Bai Er's fool didn't know how to pretend to understand and said to Zhang Dadao: "Heavenly Master, this immortal's surname is Wang!
"Surname Wang?" Hahaha!" Zhang Shengyan laughed so much that tears fell, Zhang Dadao was also embarrassed, kicked Bai Er and said: "Don't talk nonsense if you don't understand, this is not a fairy temple (Zhang Shengyan nodded slightly), this is a fairy temple Do you know? Have you seen Journey to the West, don't you call the goblin king!"
"And bandits!" added the actor.
Zhang Shengyan opened his mouth wide for a while, and the whole person was stupid! It took a while to react, and he shook his head and said: "Expert, go back and read the book! Can you not learn and learn no skills? You are still a goblin, a bandit, and you are still surnamed Wang! Is it good that someone has the surname Li!" )