Chapter 494: The Green Ox is No Longer Dragon Horse Roaring Heavenly Song
Regarding Zhang Dadao's knowledge structure, Zhang Shengyan obviously lacks a correct understanding. Maybe it's because this guy knows too many strange things, which makes Zhang Shengyan mistakenly think that he is some kind of erudite person. But in fact, as a mentally ill teenager who has not even received nine years of compulsory education and does not understand the one-dimensional quadratic equation, Zhang Dadao's knowledge is too different from that of normal people.
This is also where Zhang Dadao is powerful, as a mentally ill person, he is not the craziest kind, but with the knowledge learned in the Seventh Academy, Zhang Dadao is also the kind of person at the top of the food chain among the mentally ill!
Zhang Shengyan was completely speechless at Zhang Dadao's theory, Zhang Dadao was also stunned, looked at the idol in confusion and shook his head: "Isn't it? You are so experienced? PS You can recognize it like this? This guy is related to your family? I can't see it, Lao Zhang, there are people above you? Could it be that you are not in the same sect as the Peace Dao! How many generations are you? The poor Dao is a big generation!" Zhang Dadao became excited, Zhang Shengyan and he are both surnamed Zhang, if this guy is also a descendant of Zhang Tianshi, there is such a rich junior, he didn't copy it!
Although Zhang Shengyan didn't know Zhang Dadao's sinister intentions, he also felt that this guy didn't fart well, and hurriedly said: "What a mess, this is Li Bing!
"What? can't, it's not like it!" Zhang Dadao didn't speak, and Bai Er's fool spoke first, shaking his head in disbelief.
Although Yang Rui is also unlearned, he shows that he has good knowledge at this time. He knew the origin of this temple, and as soon as he heard Bai Er's fool's words, he laughed and said, "What? Have you ever seen Li Bing himself? You tell me what he should look like?"
Bai Er was a fool and said with a smile: "His face is too square, and his sister has a melon seed face." He should also have a melon seed face!"
Zhang Shengyan's curiosity came out at this time, and he can be regarded as a person who knows more about history, when did this Li Bing have a sister? Is it true that the first thing in history is at most a brushstroke, and what can he carefully describe what he looks like? Could it be that there is still a portrait or something left? Hurriedly said: "Where did you know?"
"On TV!" Bai Er said calmly: "Brother actor and I watched it together, Li Bing's sister Li Bingbing! However, the Heavenly Master said that foreigners are foolish, and it is better to fight zombies or black donkey hooves!"
"Poof!" "Hahaha~" Zhang Shengyan and Yang Rui, the two guys who didn't deal with each other, actually laughed at the same time at this time, and laughed for a while. Zhang Shengyan shook his head and looked at Zhang Dadao: "Okay, I don't have time to talk nonsense, let's go! ”
Zhang Dadao frowned. Thinking about going back, I have to find out what is the origin of this Li Bing, and dare to call him the king! But he said: "What's the matter? Aren't you quite capable, and you didn't come to ask for instructions on the poor road after the results of the meeting, and now you know that the poor road is important?"
Yang Ruile said: "If you want to continue to study this PS monster, you can continue." Anyway, Lao Bai will go with us! The guide found us animals to carry things tomorrow. We don't understand these things, didn't Lao Bai also grow up in the village! Let him go with us to see it. ”
"Cut, what does he know! This kind of professional thing still has to be done in a poor way!" Zhang Dadao immediately remembered that he had discussed something with the guide, and at this critical moment of bargaining, he had to make a move!
Zhang Shengyan also nodded and said, "Then let's go!" The guide also said that you know how to livestock, let you take a look, I also think it makes sense, it is easier for the same kind to have a common language!" Zhang Shengyan complained happily.
Zhang Dadao didn't care, he raised his hands and said calmly: "Heaven and earth are not kind." Take all things as dogs. Anyway, all beings are equal, and people are really not necessarily nobler than animals in these years. After saying this, he led his men out of the main hall.
Zhang Shengyan frowned. Yang Rui, who was a little stunned, said: "Do you say this guy is really stupid or pretending to be stupid? ”
Yang Rui shrugged his shoulders and said: "The pen is invisible, I will give full marks for this wave." Let's go!" is different from Zhang Shengyan, if you don't understand Yang Rui, you don't want to, anyway, for him, Zhang Dadao is an interesting person, as for whether he is a fool or a madman, Yang Rui doesn't care, as long as it is interesting to him, other details are not important.
Although Zhang Shengyan is a person who likes to get to the bottom of things, Zhang Dadao's routine is too deep, and he can't get to the end, so he can only press his doubts in his heart and shake his head, but he followed.
After a while, he replied to the guide's house, and in the open space in front of his house, there were several cattle tied to him. As soon as they saw Zhang Dadao and them coming, the guide hurriedly came over and said, "The livestock in the village are all here!"
Zhang Dadao nodded, first pointed to the cow and said: "This is not good, the speed is too slow! What the mount wants is speed, and your cow is not a green cow, and the identity of the poor road must come to the green cow to become a green cow! I used to have one, and the soap towel corner hanging book on my back is called a high force! I don't change it for a Ferrari!"
"Okay!" Zhang Shengyan rolled his eyes, and he didn't listen to the ** of this kind of casual cow that was very dirty. said directly: "We also don't think it's good for this cow." ”
The guide nodded and said, "This is a cow owned by the village publicly, if I use this, I can still be cheaper." The other two are from the village, and if you want to rent, you have to pay a deposit. ”
Zhang Dadao waved his hand and said: "What kind of deposit, see this no, Zhang Da Shao! In Jinling, that is a famous gentleman! And this Yang Da Shao, the famous son of a rich second generation, who hit the car last time without blinking an eyelid, bought it directly!"
Yang Rui shook his head and said: "Although I am indeed a loser, it is not good for you to say this in front of me, right?" He was also a little depressed, it didn't matter if he took the loser as his own responsibility, but it didn't feel good for him to say it.
The guide smiled and nodded, "Then which of the remaining two is appropriate?"
Zhang Dadao stepped forward, looked at the remaining two animals, nodded and patted the head and said, "This is good, it's just this horse!"
"Huh?" Everyone else was stunned, and at this time, the animal that Zhang Dadao was patting suddenly shouted loudly, "Ah~ah~ah~", and the voice was harsh and ugly.
Everyone frowned, and Zhang Dadao said happily: "Yo, it's quite energetic!"
Everyone looked at each other, and the old man of the guide was the first to cautiously come up, and whispered: "That, boss! The one you photographed is a donkey, and the horse is the tall one next to him." The donkey is pulled by the village, and the horse is pulled by coal. ”
"Poof, hahaha~" The others suddenly burst into laughter at this time, and they were almost cramping with laughter while holding their stomachs. (To be continued.) )