The rich second-generation girl volunteered to be the captain of the street team during the day, and the sisters were not optimistic about her, thinking that she was still a yellow-haired girl who had not dried up, and it was okay to play some new tricks, speak some Martian language, or popular Internet language, but let her be a shrew and scold the street, it was absolutely impossible, a little girl could do anything except be unreasonable. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

The girl was not convinced during the day, and in order to show her ability to scold the street, she had to scold a section first, so that the sisters could see how her scolding skills were.

The girl began to scold during the day, and the little mouth opened and crackled for a while, and this mouth was quite fast, and the speed of speech was also very amazing, similar to playing a light machine gun, and she scolded a long paragraph in one breath.

"There is a life, no one raises, no one teaches, no heart, there is a human heart, there is no human thing, your mother, the dominatrix, pick up the fork and fork everywhere; your father, Batman, fly from the sky and crawl on the ground; your mother-in-law, the chicken mother-in-law, pick up the pole and poke everywhere; your father, fly swatter, kill the fly without blood;

Hello hello, you go down to the river to bathe, you have more hair and less meat.

Guo Daxia's fart, shocking the world, collapsed to Italy, the king of Italy was watching the play, smelled the fart, was very satisfied, and sent troops to fart together. ”

"My mother, during the day, you are scolding the street, what are you scolding, you are quarreling with children, to put it bluntly, it's not a quarrel, but the rapper is singing, you are completely rapping, you learned this rap art from Jay Chou, and you can't speak clearly, we didn't hear what you were singing?"

After the girl scolded a section during the day, it should be said that after rapping a paragraph, she laughed so much that the beauties couldn't stand up straight, which was the funniest part they thought.

"Hey, sisters, do you feel so funny, I'm scolding, and it's the most unique language to scold people without damaging words, you look at the part where Guo Daxia farts, how hateful the scolding is, it's all put in Italy, you actually say that I am a student of Dong Chou, do you think Dong Chou is a prank? Am I not like a standard shrew?"

The more the sisters laughed, the more annoyed she felt during the day, and she crossed her small waist and glared at them, asking these sisters who were laughing so much that tears flew straight to their eyes.

"Oh, my God, Sister Bai, your classic words of scolding are indeed very exquisite, but you are using them in the wrong place, like you can only hurt each other among young people, and dealing with these elderly shrews, it has no weight at all, scolding like you, I will yam. ”

The girl yam also laughed miserably, she patted her chest and told the day that scolding words like this can only be mutually detrimental between young people.

The girl yam also rapped for a while like during the day, and she still had that gesture, with her small waist twisting and twisting, she was completely a rapper.

"Sluts are always sluts, even if the economy is in crisis, you can't be expensive! Play with feelings, I will make you cry rhythmically.

If you see the shadow in front of you, don't be afraid, it's because you have the sun behind you.

When you encounter something, you have to find the reason from yourself first, don't blame the earth for not being attractive as soon as you can't pull out the, think about what you have done before you spray feces, are you qualified to say others, I am not perfect enough, but I confess naturally, what about you?

Don't pretend to me that you live a wonderful life and live a happy life, and don't wish me happiness, do you have that qualification?

What do you say when you like you, and what do you say you say you do when you don't like you?

Sister Bai, have you heard, what is this, it's just that we young people are losing each other, and we can't get it on the big table at all. ”

The girl yam also rapped, and the girl nodded during the day: "Yam, watching your performance, I really know that is the case, we are at best a fight between children, and we can't go to the hall of elegance." ”

"What kind of elegant hall, this is a shrew scolding the street, you two don't have that potential, let's choose another one." ”

The two girls scolded the street like a rap, and the sisters were not very satisfied, thinking that they should choose another person to come out, and this scolding street must also have strength, otherwise they will lose before they scold.

The sisters are very distressed, and now they have a problem, and they want to choose a captain who scolds the street, but no one is suitable, usually everyone can speak well, but there is a big gap between them and this shrew.

"Sisters, I'll give it a try, maybe I still have the potential to be a shrew. ”

The beautiful Yang Guifei stood up, she wanted to meet the challenge, and when she was the captain of the street, the sisters looked at her very seriously.

"Guifei, are you okay?"

Yang Guifei replied: "Sisters, if it's okay, let's try it first, and now we can only be a dead horse as a live horse doctor." ”

The sisters felt that it was only like this, so they let Yang Guifei give it a try, maybe she would be a future shrew.

Yang Guifei also brewed for two minutes, and then stood forward very dignifiedly, opened her mouth softly and scolded.

"Respected two shrews, I feel very honored to scold you today, my Yang Guifei feels very honored, what I want to scold is that you are as light as the wind, you are as gentle as water, you are as hazy as fog, you are as romantic as the moon, you are as passionate as the sun, you are as tolerant as the sea, in a word, you are not like people!"

"I'll go, Yang Guifei, stand aside, you are a shrew scolding the street, you are a standard poetry recitation, you are also a poetry recitation, I think you will sing it soon, you still have to sing "The New Concubine is Drunk"!"

Before Yang Guifei finished speaking, she was dragged aside by Wang Shangliang and scolded her for such a mess, Yang Guifei smiled.

"Hehe, it seems that I really don't have the potential to be a shrew, and I really didn't expect it to be a shrew, so let's see who has this ability, or Wang Shangliang. ”

Wang Shangliang also shook her head, she pulled out the policewoman Wang Xiaoyue and asked her to be the street captain, Wang Xiaoyue's face was embarrassed.

"Sisters, there is a lack of someone in front of me, if this person is in front of me, then can I really scold it like a shrew?"

The sisters asked who was missing, just call this person, and the policewoman Wang Xiaoyue told the sisters that she lacked a handsome guy, as long as the handsome guy stood in front of her, she would immediately become a dominatrix, but unfortunately this handsome guy ran away just now.

The beauties realized a truth, women want to become shrews, in fact, it is very simple, that is, the lack of a man, men can make women become shrews, can make women rough.

"Haha, hahaha, you are really a group of children, a group of yellow-haired girls who have not dried up, you scold the street like this, and make me Guo Daxia laugh and be angry. ”

Just when the sisters were in trouble, that Guo Daxia suddenly laughed wildly, and at the same time her mother laughed wildly, and the laughter of the mother and daughter was deafening, as if the earth was shaking.

Suddenly confused the beauties, just now the mother and daughter have always been very serious, especially when the girl raps the scolding words during the day, they are as strict as facing a decisive battle, tense nerves, that is, the girl scolded during the day, and the girl yam, and Yang Guifei scolded, Yang Guifei purely belonged to the performance, this pair of mother and daughter laughed wildly.

"Haha, what is a child's house, you are a child's house, you are really pediatrics for scolding, I will also do your Guo Daxia, I will also perform for you for a while, don't give me applause. ”

"Yes, our mother and daughter will put on a show for you, don't give us a round of applause. ”

Guo Daxia wants to learn how to perform like two girls, and her mother is also very interested, they are still very modest and do not need applause.

The mother and daughter really began to perform, opening their shark-like mouths and spewing out curses.

"Girl, your bed is always busy with people. Everything is going up, that is, you are getting cheaper and cheaper! Use your 2b pencil to paint your life. How much lung capacity do you have, and you can blow the bull so big? It's good to know what you are.

It's not that I look down on you, but I don't bother to pay attention to you at all.

When the old lady turned into a swan, you were still an egg. The most useless thing in the world is a pay stub, which looks angry and wipes the ass too finely. The rival fell into the water, and we could only pee.

Hey, there should be applause here, let's come together, little girls, let's come together.

Things are still used, you are not even things, you are all waste!

The disgusting Ma Lanhua cousin, as well as your group of little cousins, you have the ability to sell it, you have to have the courage to admit it, don't look very aggrieved.

It's a miracle that you can survive with your super low IQ!

Ma Lanhua, and you group of vice-bears, whoever gets close to you will be unlucky for eight lifetimes, what do you say you are still alive for, just get out of the Yellow River and forget it.

Hey,, come together, let's come together, let's interact, there should be applause here.

Other people's waste can still be recycled, you are just non-recyclable garbage.

It's not your fault for showing off your style, but it's your fault for standing in front of the Cowherd store to show off, you are all a group of SB, a group of stinky watches, you are watches. ”

Guo Daxia's mother and daughter entered the state very quickly, they were also very hilarious, shaking their fat bodies, as if singing rock music, the rhythm is very strong, and they are also rich in the ability to dye it, if this is in a certain square, it will instantly attract attention, and it will also instantly attract crowds.

"I'll check, sisters, this mother and daughter are too hateful, we were scolded by them, they scolded us for being cousins, we grew up so big, we only became princesses, and we have never been scolded by others, it's unbearable, let's retaliate with a tooth for a tooth." ”

"That's right, they scolded so badly, and let us interact with them, and let us applaud them, they really took us for fools, so we won't applaud, we won't interact, and we have to scold back. ”

As soon as the sisters heard the mother and daughter scolding badly, they became angry and ruined, and they wanted to scold back.

"Sisters, but we can't scold it, how can we scold it back, and no one can take the lead. ”

These beauties are all cultural and quiet people, let them be shrews and scold the street, and I don't know where to start.

"Oh, when is this, this mother and daughter have bullied us, we can't take care of so much, you all listen to my command, all of them, the three or eight goddesses line up, and the yam is out of line during the day, you get a head, you lead our sisters to scold back, we shoot at their mother and daughter!"

Under the order of Wang Zhaojun, a female naval officer, all the beauties lined up in line, and the girls walked out of the team with their heads held high during the day, and at the same time opened their cherry mouths and scolded the part that had just been scolded again.

"There is a life, no one raises, no one teaches, no heart, there is a human heart, there is no human thing, your mother, the dominatrix, pick up the fork and fork everywhere; your father, Batman, fly from the sky and crawl on the ground; your mother-in-law, the chicken mother-in-law, pick up the pole and poke everywhere; your father, fly swatter, kill the fly without blood;

Hello hello, you go down to the river to bathe, you have more hair and less meat.

Guo Daxia's fart, shocking the world, collapsed to Italy, the king of Italy was watching the play, smelled the fart, was very satisfied, and sent troops to fart together. ”

The beauties followed the two girls and sang this curse in a rap way, and they went from unfamiliar to familiar, their voices higher and higher, and finally resounded in the sky, as if a bel canto choir was participating in an international final.

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