There were two fierce and vicious women in front of the beauty life hall opened by the young woman Ma Lanhua, these two women were extremely ugly, with violent teeth and ringed eyes, lion's mouth, and eyelids pulled on the eyes, as if hanging curtain cloths, and their bodies were as fat as the first two hundred pounds of fat pigs, and also like two barrels. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

You have seen a video of a big fat African girl playing a water slide project, and when she washed down, she smashed all the water in the pool dry.

The two women standing in front of the door are as fat as the women in this video, and these two women have developed horizontally, and very rapidly.

If it was a pig on the farm, it should have been slaughtered a long time ago, but unfortunately they are sows, and the fat is too thick, and it is estimated that they will not be able to sell at a price.

The two women burst into a rage in front of the door, their mouths wide open, like two heavy machine guns, and all the ugly words burst out.

Like two soprano singers, they have always been in the treble part, and their lung capacity is terrifyingly strong, and when their mouths are opened to the limit, they can't stop, and they bombard wildly.

"I'll go, these are two devils, Sister Orchid, who are they, they're scared to death. ”

These two women are like two devils, scaring the sisters so much that they have goosebumps all over their bodies, and they can't bear to look at them directly.

"Oh, do you still need to ask, it must be Sister Orchid's Guo Daxia's mother and daughter, Sister Orchid's mother-in-law and daughter, two crazy women, it's really impossible to read it, saying Cao Cao Cao Cao is here, we just want to see this pair of vicious mother and daughter, so they sent it to the door. ”

The fast brain response also belongs to Wang Shangliang, this girl is usually crazy, and she often speaks amazingly, but this girl is her head turns fast, she looks at these two extremely ugly women, and she knows that it is the mother and daughter in Ma Lanhua's mouth.

Ma Lanhua had goosebumps all over her body, she hugged her hands in front of her chest, subconsciously dodged back, and she nodded to her sisters.

"Damn, what are you afraid of, they rushed to the door before I could tell them about their evil deeds, how is this good?"

The young woman Ma Lanhua has no idea yet, don't look at this young woman's usual big grin, bold and abnormal personality, when the mother and daughter suddenly appeared, she was at a loss, it can be seen that she has suffered from the abuse of the mother and daughter, and she is afraid.

"Sister Orchid, what should I do, they are unkind, you don't need to be angry, they come to scold the street, we also have long mouths, and we will scold back." ”

The weak girl Chang'e was very firm at this time, and told Ma Lanhua categorically that at this time, she would have to flood the soil and open a war of words with these two women.

"Yes, Sister Orchid, our goddess team is still afraid that two ugly women will not succeed, we have more than 20 women, can't we still be worth two ugly monsters, we don't believe that twenty mouths can't scold two mouths. ”

The sisters agreed with Miss Chang'e's idea, there were many people on their side, and more than 20 mouths could not match two mouths, even if they spit, they could drown these two fat women.

After listening to the words of the sisters, the young woman Ma Lanhua shook her head.

"Sisters, it's not that I, the elder Ma Lanhua, is majestic and destroys my ambition, but I know the strength of this mother and daughter, not to mention twenty mouths, even two hundred mouths, it is estimated that they will not be able to get cheap, not to mention scolding them, it is the saliva that spits out, and we will not have as many as them, you look at this bucket-like waist, you know how much water can be usually contained.

Sisters, let me ask you, do you know how the mother and daughter usually drink water?"

Miss Ren Yao replied: "Sister Orchid, like they are as fat as rollers, they must have bought two oversized plastic water cups, one cup can be filled with boiling water in a thermos, I have seen a few people use such a large cup to drink water, it is just like a cow, they are like this." ”

The young woman Ma Lanhua snorted: "Ren Yao, you have this imagination, that kind of oversized water cup works for others, but it doesn't work for their mother and daughter at all."

Let me tell you, they don't use cups at all to drink water, they use buckets directly, and now when the conditions are good, they use buckets of pure water, and the pure water they send doesn't need to be boiled on the water dispenser at all, they drink cold water directly, because boiling water doesn't work for them.

They put a hose as thick as a washing machine drain into the pure water, and used the drain pipe as a straw, and when they were at home, they put a bucket of pure water on each side of the sofa, and the two of them sucked the pure water while talking. ”

"Ah, ah, Sister Orchid, you are too exaggerated, how can there be such a person, even a cow will not drink water like this, not to mention that they are people, so what if they go out, do they still carry a bucket of pure water?"

The sisters think that the young woman Ma Lanhua is too ugly, how can there be such a person who drinks water, this is more cow than a cow, it is unheard of, it is really two monsters, not two people.

"Oh, don't you even believe me Ma Lanhua, I'm your orchid sister, we are our own people.

If you don't believe me, you can see what they're carrying on their backs?"

Ma Lanhua pointed to the two women in front of the door and asked the sisters to look at their backs, and the sisters looked at them seriously, looking at it and startling it.

"I'm going, my mother-in-law, Sister Orchid, you're not exaggerating at all, they really carry pure water on their backs, not only with a bucket on their backs, but also with two buckets of pure water at the same time. ”

The sisters were shocked, the mother and daughter carried two buckets of pure water on their backs, tied tightly with rubber straps, and a washing machine drain pipe was wrapped around their necks, and one end of the drain pipe was fixed next to their mouths, so they could suck it at any time.

"Sister Orchid, this mother and daughter, who is the mother, and who is Guo Daxia?"

Both of these women look the same ugly, and the beauties can't tell who is who, and they can't seem to tell the difference.

Ma Lanhua pointed to the one on the left and told the sisters that this was Guo Daxia, and the one on the right was her mother.

"Ah, Sister Orchid, we thought that the right side was Guo Daxia, but we didn't expect that the left side was Guo Daxia, it seems that Guo Daxia is more old-fashioned than her mother. ”

On the outside, Guo Daxia was more old-fashioned than her mother, and the sisters were a little surprised.

"Hey, Ma Lanhua, you raised your cousin, you still moved so many rescuers, ready to confront our mother and daughter, then you think wrong, our mother and daughter have never been afraid of anyone, especially this shrew scolding the street, it is invincible, our mother and daughter can't scold you, we are not surnamed Guo. ”

In fact, not both the mother and daughter are surnamed Guo, but Guo Daxia himself is also a third surname, she is Guo Lucao Daxia, and her mother's surname is Li.

Guo Daxia saw a row of girls standing in front of Ma Lanhua's shop, staring at them one by one, disdainful of their mother and daughter, which made Guo Daxia's mother and daughter very unhappy.

"Hmph, Guo Daxia, you two demons, Sister Orchid is your daughter-in-law, but your brother and daughter-in-law, why do you bite her like a dog, are you interesting?"

Zhang Aiqing crooked her nose, the first one spoke, and all the beauties said in unison.

"Oh, Zhang Aiqing, can you speak, what is like biting a dog, that's not scolding Sister Orchid for being a dog, it should be that their mother and daughter are dogs, or mad dogs. ”

Zhang Aiqing smiled hehehe: "Hehe, I have never been a shrew, this is the first time I want to be a shrew, I feel nervous and extremely excited." ”

"you, Zhang Aiqing, you think this shrew is a model worker, this scolding street is a speech contest, you are still extremely excited, you are still proud. ”

Zhang Aiqing provoked the sisters to squirt, and Gong Xiaobei proposed.

"Sisters, we are facing two extremely vicious shrews, we have no experience in scolding the street, if we fight alone, not only can we not scold others, but we will make mistakes and scold ourselves, so I propose unified command, just like training the goddess team, let Sister Zhaojun command us in a unified manner, so that there will be momentum. ”

"That's right, Xiaobei's proposal is good, this scolding street has to have momentum, or the captain will command us in a unified manner. ”

Wang Zhaojun, a female naval officer, waved her hand: "Sisters, train me Wang Zhaojun to be the best, this is also my strength, but I don't have any experience in scolding the street, I'm afraid that the more I command, the more chaotic it will be, or we will re-elect one person, whoever scolds the street is a strong point, who will be the captain of the street team." ”

Wang Zhaojun, a female naval officer, don't look at her lack of affection during training, and her six relatives don't recognize her, but let her scold the street, she really won't.

"Or, Sister Mei Gui, come on, you are the first sister of Xiaoyue City, you are eloquent, you should be the captain of the street team, not to mention that you are now our instructor, you deserve to command. ”

The sisters elected Mei Gui, the first sister of Xiaoyue City, to be the captain of the street team, this girl's eloquence is so good, and she is the pillar of Xiaoyue City TV Station, she must be extraordinary, but Mei Gui shook her head.

"This can't be done, I'm the most scared of scolding the street, don't look at me as a host of no stage fright, you let me scold the street, you have to make yourself angry, or please be smart." ”

"Oh, isn't it just to command and scold the street, what's so difficult about this, you don't command, you don't be the captain, I'll be the captain. ”

The sisters pushed back and forth, and the girl became impatient during the day, so she recommended herself to be the captain of the scolding street team, and the sisters looked at the girl and the girl in the daytime.

"During the day, don't make trouble, it's okay for you to fool around, it's okay to have some bizarre ideas, you are a yellow-haired girl who has not dried up, can you scold a shrew?"

The sisters are not optimistic about the girl in the daytime, this girl is a rich second generation, let her fool around, it must be okay, she can play better than anyone else, if you want her to scold the street as a shrew, how can it work?

"Sisters, you don't think about me during the day, right, that is, you have never looked at me with your eyes, and you have underestimated me, today I will let you see what it means to be a shrew and what it means to scold the street. ”

The girl stood forward with her chest up during the day, luckily dantian, inhaling and exhaling, there were more than twenty times back and forth, so anxious that all the sisters were impatient.

"During the day, you are practicing Tai Chi, making you scold the street, but you just don't open your mouth to scold when you breathe and breathe. ”

During the day, he smiled: "Sisters, don't worry, I'll brew it, I have to memorize the previous words, I'll scold now." ”

After laughing during the day, he opened his little mouth and cursed.

"There is a life, no one raises, no one teaches, no heart, there is a human heart, there is no human thing, your mother, the dominatrix, pick up the fork and fork everywhere; your father, Batman, fly from the sky and crawl on the ground; your mother-in-law, the chicken mother-in-law, pick up the pole and poke everywhere; your father, fly swatter, kill the fly without blood;

Hello hello, you go down to the river to bathe, you have more hair and less meat.

People give you two pieces of candy, you dig a thatched hut for others, the thatched hut has no light, it falls into the Baba pit, you fight with Baba, and you almost don't sacrifice.

You are handsome, you are handsome, there is a nest of cabbage on your head, and you want to eat a kelp.

Your mother's head, like a ball, kicks it to the department store, and the department store sells the ball, and it's your mother's head that sells it.

Guo Daxia's fart, shocking the world, collapsed to Italy, the king of Italy was watching the play, smelled the fart, was very satisfied, and sent troops to fart together. ”

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