Chapter 4 Parenting Aerobics

Since graduating, Li Qiao has an irregular diet, and his rest is reversed day and night, not to mention a raunchy and sloppy style, just the pair of dark circles under his eyes are enough to make people have an intuitive impression of Li Qiao - this is a waste person!

As the saying goes, if you don't accept the old, you can't do it! I just casually put on a few postures of parenting aerobics, and my stomach turned upside down, and my legs were weak.

I only heard a shocking noise in the toilet, and after a long time, Li Qiao was about to walk out of the toilet, but to his surprise, such a diarrhea, not only did his legs not weaken, but his spirit was a lot stronger, probably because of the diarrhea, so that the toxins accumulated in his body were excreted!

"It doesn't count, I wasn't ready just now, how could a big man be stumped by a small parenting aerobics!" Li Qiao saw Li Xiaoqiao on the sofa, smiling and waving his little arms whirring, and suddenly became a little playful.

"Baba, baba!" Li Xiaoqiao shouted as he waved his arms.

"Okay, this is the white crane with bright wings, this is the black tiger digging out the heart, this is the monkey stealing ...... Ahem, children are not suitable, monkeys should offer peaches!" The little girl's wave seemed to cheer Li Qiao, and Li Qiao immediately learned the movements on the picture and posed again, but those weird postures were completely different from the idioms he said, which made Li Xiaoqiao giggle and almost didn't hiccup.

"Oh, no, no, it's here again!" Li Qiao learned to move for a while, and the familiar feeling of turning over the river and the sea in his abdomen resurfaced, and it was even more serious than before, it was simply abdominal pain, Li Qiao couldn't support it, so he had to give up the weird movements he maintained, and rushed into the toilet quickly.

It's really strange, why do you always have diarrhea? Could it be that you have dysentery from eating bad stomach, no, you have dysentery, after diarrhea, it is all stomach and abdominal pain, and your feet are weak, but at this moment, his spirit is getting better and better, Li Qiao took the time to look in the mirror, and the pale face with dark circles under his eyes not only faded at this time, but even his face regained some blood.

It's really weird! Li Qiao returned to the living room, wanting to learn the posture on parenting aerobics again to make Li Xiaoqiao happy, but at the moment when he reached out and turned the paper leaves, Li Qiao's movements paused, and he just followed the actions of the above, and pulled his stomach once he did it, it seemed that there was a bit of evil in this action!

"Forget it, my little aunt and grandmother, let's eat first!" Li Qiao was afraid of diarrhea again, so he dispelled the idea of practicing that action again, and put the millet porridge into the pot to reheat.

Then walked to the edge of the sofa, ready to carry Li Xiaoqiao to the dining table, with several almost waist flashes, Li Qiao took a deep breath, walked steadily, put his hands behind the child's back, and drank "up", the child seemed to have become lighter, and was picked up by Li Qiao at once.

Due to the excessive force, the huge force directly caused Li Qiao's body to lean back, but fortunately, Li Qiao's waist strength was solid, and Li Qiao was forced to hold it, and he carefully straightened up.

"What's going on?" Li Qiao frowned slightly, he was used to the child's surprising weight, and it suddenly became lighter, which surprised Li Qiao, Li Qiao was not a fool, such an obvious weight change, it was impossible for him not to notice it.

Li Qiao carefully looked at Li Xiaoqiao, who had big eyes and sparkling eyes, and the latter also stared at his big eyes, looking at Li Qiao carefully, the air was silent for a moment, Li Qiao felt that his eyes were a little sour, these eyes were really big enough: "Forget it, let's eat first!" After all, the child has become lighter, at least the burden on him to hold the child has been reduced a lot.

The reheated millet porridge was full of sweetness, Li Xiaoqiao sat on the chair, and from the table it was only half a small head, but Li Qiao added a cushion under her, looking much higher, a pair of small hands patted the table, giggled.

"Don't make a fuss, let's eat!" Fifteen-month-old children, few will consciously eat, Li Qiao can only take a spoon to feed Li Xiaoqiao, but Li Qiao has no experience, the first time he directly scooped up a spoonful and put it in the child's mouth, who knew that this millet porridge had just come out of the pot and was hot, and the child's lips were directly red, and Li Xiaoqiao cried in pain.

The high-pitched crying was more harsh than when he found the little girl in the garbage heap yesterday, Li Qiao knew that he had made a mistake, so he quickly brought a towel to wipe the child's mouth, comforted and saved, and was in a hurry, cold sweat broke out, so he coaxed the child well, and the second time he had experience, Li Qiao did not dare to feed the child directly, first blew it more than a dozen times, and after the millet porridge was cold, he dared to send it into the mouth of the little aunt.

Fortunately, Li Xiaoqiao smashed it twice and swallowed it directly, and there was no reaction to crying and making a fuss, which made Li Qiao breathe a sigh of relief, and then Li Qiao concocted it in the same way, and the meal time that he could solve in two or three minutes was more than ten times longer at this moment, and Li Xiaoqiao was fed.

"Damn, I'm tired!" Li Qiao took a deep breath after feeding her the last mouthful of millet porridge, this taking care of the child is really tiring, thinking of the long days that need to take care of this child in the future, Li Qiao is a little out of strength.

"Have you eaten enough?" Li Qiao looked at the little girl who was still a little dirty on his face and smiled, but the reaction to him was only Li Xiaoqiao's burp after he was full.

Not to mention, when this little girl is not noisy or crying, she is quite cute, but Li Qiao screamed when he thought of this child crying, which really made him unbearable.

Carrying the child to the sofa again, turning on the TV to play cartoons, and feeling the weight of the child's obvious lightening, Li Qiao's heart moved, the child was so heavy, and then suddenly became lighter, and he didn't do anything during this time, except for the weird set of parenting aerobics.

"Is it really the effect of that thing?" Li Qiao was skeptical, but if it made it easier for him to hold the child, he had already believed most of it, picked up the parenting book again, and looked at it carefully.

But seeing that the yellowed paper leaves were painted with humanoid drawings that looked like they were doing morning exercises, Li Qiao had only learned the first three movements before, and there were fifteen figures behind him who had not learned.

Thinking like this, Li Qiao followed the shape of the picture and made another move, first the first, then the second...... And so on, and soon Li Qiao did the fourth movement, and he also felt that the next movement was getting more and more difficult, and according to the instructions in the book, the practitioner needed to hold the movement for a long time.

And Li Qiao's efforts to make the rest of the movements were already extremely difficult, let alone persistent, so Li Qiao gave up the idea of ascending to the sky in one step, stopped the fifth movement, and started all over again, trying to hold on for a longer time.

I don't know if it's because of the soreness and numbness after standing for a long time or other reasons, Li Qiao only felt that his body began to feel a little hot, and the previous diarrhea did not appear again, but instead sweat, bit by bit, flowed out from every pore of Li Qiao, and these sweats were not transparent, but slightly viscous.

"Damn, it's too hard. Li Qiao insisted on the first action for only five minutes, and his body began to tremble rapidly, and the sweat flowed more and more, and then he couldn't hold on anymore, but as soon as he relaxed, he felt that his body didn't seem to be tired, but full of strength, but Li Qiao started that action again, and the state of trembling immediately appeared.

"Baba, stinky!" Just when Li Qiao was surprised by the strangeness of this action, Li Xiaoqiao, who was originally looking at the TV cartoon, suddenly covered his nose and shouted inarticulately.

Li Qiao smiled subconsciously, and then remembered that what the child said was "Daddy stinks!", and looked down to see that his T-shirt was already stained with sweat, not to mention the strange smell constantly emitted.

Li Qiao glanced at Li Xiaoqiao, who was also dirty all over his body, and then remembered that since he brought the child in, he hadn't given her a bath until now, and couldn't help but smile, looking at Li Xiaoqiao, who was looking at himself in "horror" and kept crawling back, and said with a smile: "In this case, you should also take a good bath!"

Saying that, Li Qiao didn't care about the smell on his body, and the child crawled away in a panic, and directly hugged her into his arms, to Li Qiao's surprise, the child seemed to be lighter than before, is it really the effect of parenting aerobics, thinking of this, Li Qiao was quite happy, it seems that the aerobics really has to be practiced well, and then Li Qiao put it into the bathtub with the continuous struggle.

After taking a good bath, Li Qiao only felt comfortable, looking at the dark circles in the mirror to subside, he had recovered a lot of blood, and he could see some sharp edges and corners under his vaguely handsome face, and couldn't help but smile bitterly, how long has it been since he saw this normal appearance, every day when he got up, what he saw from the mirror was only the haggard and bloodless self with dark circles under his eyes.

Turning her head to see, the little girl who didn't want to take a bath was like a big toad fluttering around in the bathtub at the moment, splashing everywhere, even if Li Qiao wanted to pull her out of the bathtub at this moment, it would take a lot of effort.

After washing with water, Li Xiaoqiao's dirty body was washed clean, revealing white skin, and there were two eyes like stars embedded in his fleshy little face, and his face was flashing with cuteness, and it could be seen that this was a beautiful embryo.

"Looks like we'll have to buy a dress for this little girl. Li Qiao looked at Li Xiaoqiao, who was still playing in the water, he was a bachelor, in addition to beer and cigarette butts in the apartment, the rest was naturally littered garbage socks, naturally there could be no clothes for children to wear, for Li Xiaoqiao, who appeared in front of Li Qiao, who only had a garbage bag and parenting aerobics, all of this needed to be purchased again.