What does the brief information on the profile mean?

That means that Li Qiao, who hasn't even talked about a few girlfriends, is a father, and he doesn't even know who the child's mother is, but the blessing of misfortune depends on it, and there is still a benefit to this matter, at least the child's high-pitched voice and his alarm clock are not lacking.

"Damn, there must be a conspiracy!" Li Qiao stared at the middle-aged woman, his hands propped up on the table, like a hanged ghost, dying bitterly: "Sister, you must be mistaken, I haven't even married yet." ”

"Nonsense, if you get married, who will abandon the baby!" The middle-aged woman has seen a lot of people like Li Qiao, the evidence is conclusive and she still refuses to admit it, and the person who is dead is not moved by his attitude at all, but when she suddenly heard his unruly title, she suddenly raised her eyebrows: "Who is the eldest sister, people are still waiting for the boudoir!"

"I ......," Li Qiao also wanted to explain.

"What am I, what my mother hates the most is a stinky man like you who has the courage to do it, but has no courage to bear it, and now these children are all suffering by you......" The middle-aged woman who was still waiting for the boudoir spoke like a pea shooter, and did not give Li Qiao a chance to speak at all, so frightened that she had to hug Li Xiaoqiao, who was like a coconut, and ran out of the civil affairs department in embarrassment.

"Is someone joking with me, but this joke is too big, Lao Tzu has no money, no car, one single, what do people want me!" Li Qiao really couldn't understand how he could suddenly have an extra child, and even the Civil Affairs Bureau recorded it, and this matter was a little evil.

Li Qiao's second uncle couldn't figure it out, holding Li Xiaoqiao's big eyes and staring at him, this little girl didn't seem to understand Li Qiao's pathetic mood, but smiled and stretched out two chubby little hands to grab his hair, and then said in a milky voice: "Baba, I want to eat." ”

"My day, you can talk!" Li Qiao was startled when he saw Li Xiaoqiao's sudden opening, and almost kicked her away as a ball.

"Baba, I want to eat!" Li Xiaoqiao waved his arms, still repeating in a milky voice.

"Oh, I almost forgot, it's fifteen months old, and the average child can read sentences and walk. Li Qiao had never raised a child, so he made a fuss, thinking that this child had learned before, and he took a breath after thinking clearly.

Looking at the innocent expression of this little aunt and grandmother, Li Qiao had a headache, there must be something wrong with this, could it be that when he was communicating between men and women, he didn't control himself for a while, and he made a mistake and hated him for thousands of years, what a mistake, a mistake!

Li Qiao didn't have time to lament that he was amorous back then, and he couldn't control the outflow of his children and grandchildren well, so he immediately stepped on the little electric donkey with the child, and drove towards his old apartment, and bought a bag of soybean milk millet porridge on the way, which was the lunch of this little aunt and grandmother, after all, this little girl cried, and Li Qiao really couldn't cover it.

Returned to the apartment, put the child on the sofa, let the little girl hold the soy milk and drink bitterly, and then lay down without any image, for a moment, as if he thought of something, a confident smile suddenly appeared on his face: "Xiaoqiao, do you want to see your mother?"

However, at this moment, Li Qiao's raunchy and sloppy shape, coupled with that confident smile, really looked a little obscene, but Li Xiaoqiao looked up at Li Qiao's expression, and then lowered his head to drink soy milk, as if nothing could stop her from drinking soy milk.

"It doesn't matter if you want to or not, Dad will find Mom for you first. Li Qiao sat up, picked up his mobile phone and began to look for phone information, he wanted to see which one killed a thousand knives and actually buckled the basin on his head, but fortunately, the information of the girlfriend he had dated in college was not deleted.

Although Li Qiao's personality is good, he is also outstanding in college, plus he can speak well, and he can be regarded as having two girlfriends.

When I dialed the phone, there was a "drop" sound, and a voice rang on the other end of the phone: "Hey, who are you looking for?"

"I'm Li Qiao. After a pause, Li Qiao finally spoke, talking to his girlfriend who had broken up for many years, and the feeling was quite subtle.

"Li Qiao, what's wrong with me?" The woman on the other end of the phone obviously didn't have the slightest guilt because the two broke up.

"Something, I want to ask about it......" Li Qiao was about to talk about Li Xiaoqiao, and the woman on the other end of the phone seemed to have encountered something: "I'm sorry, my son came to ask me a question, I'll tell you later...... The question is seven plus eight equals fifteen, okay, you move on. ”

"You...... Have a baby?" Li Qiao said in a slightly surprised voice.

"Yes!" The other end of the phone smiled bitterly: "No way, it's been so long since I graduated, and my family urged me to send the child to kindergarten middle class." ”

"Oh, that's good congratulations. Li Qiao felt that this feeling was very subtle, the people he had dated did not expect that he had already started a family and had children at this time, and he was still alone, of course, this Li Xiaoqiao was not counted: "It's okay." ”

"Okay, call me later. When the voice fell, there was a "beep" sound from the mobile phone.

Li Qiao deleted the woman's phone information in his mobile phone, and then dialed another number with a glimmer of hope, compared to the previous conversation, at least it brought Li Qiao a deep sense of what is wrong with things, and at this moment the phone on the other end seems to be a little lively, and the excitement is a little excessive.

"Hey, it's me, Li Qiao. Li Qiao shouted at the phone, but his ears were full of passionate DJ dance music coming from the phone, mixed with the sound of men and women roaring.

"Ah, who?" the woman who answered the phone obviously didn't hear Li Qiao's voice clearly.

"I, Li Qiao, want to ask you something. Li Qiao almost shouted at the top of his voice: "Do you know Li Xiaoqiao?"

"Li Xiaoqiao, your nickname?" After saying that, the woman let out a piercing scream, and then laughed wildly and didn't know what to sing, making Li Qiao feel that the other side of the phone was either in a bar or dancing with demons.

"Li Xiaoqiao, have you ever heard of this name?" In order to make sure what he was thinking, Li Qiao shouted loudly with all his might.

"I haven't heard of it, I'm having a party here, do you want to come and play. The woman obviously didn't take Li Qiao's question to heart.

Li Qiao sighed and smiled bitterly, this is a waste of effort, these two people don't look like the child's mother, and it is impossible for him to take her to register for the household registration, which must be a little boring, or he doesn't know that there is something wrong with some joints.

Rubbing the fingers of the mobile phone, he moved slightly, and finally deleted the phone number, then took a deep breath, collapsed on the sofa, and muttered: "Since they have nothing to do with children, what is going on?"

Just when his eyes wandered aimlessly, he fell back on the phone screen, and the number that looked a little unfamiliar was on it, and he didn't record much of the number of his college classmates.

Everyone has their own life trajectory, or marrying a wife and having children, or being drunk and dreaming of death, or having an ordinary life...... When Li Qiao deleted those phone numbers, he realized for the first time that this kind of case that should have appeared in the philosophical book was so close to him.

After hesitating for a long time, Li Qiao's fingers trembled, and he clicked on the phone number with a "drop" sound, and the phone was connected, which made Li Qiao stunned, after so many years, has the phone number not changed?

The person on the other end of the line said, "Hey, who is it?"

It's a man's voice!

Li Qiao didn't know why, his head shook, it seemed that he had thought about such a situation for a long time, but when he heard it at the moment, he couldn't help but want to laugh: "I'm sorry, I made a mistake." Then he hung up.

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"Teacher Joseph, who is calling?" On the other side of the city, in the palatial building, a crisp woman's question came from the dressing room.

"It's all right, miss, it's just a person who made the wrong call. A handsome foreigner in a suit with a tall figure opened the piano stand and said with a smile: "Miss, let's start practicing the piano." ”

"Got it. The voice in the locker room replied, and the mobile phone on the piano stand "buzzed" slightly, and it was pitch black again.

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"Baba, I'm going to eat. When Li Qiao leaned back against the sofa and was slightly distracted, Li Xiaoqiao stretched out his chubby little hand and climbed towards Li Qiao's body, the heavy weight almost didn't press out the slightly distracted Li Qiao's lungs.

"My little aunt, I'll cook for you now. Li Qiao came back to his senses, smiled bitterly, put the child back on the sofa, and prepared to warm up the millet porridge, after all, he didn't have milk powder here, and of course he couldn't afford it.

This period of time seems to be enough to choke, because of the information displayed by the civil affairs department, he is Li Xiaoqiao's father, if he discards the child at will, then he will face a short prison sentence, or take good care of this little girl, and find a chance to find his biological parents during the period.

After making up his mind, Li Qiao got up and was about to cook, when suddenly his feet were soft, and he looked down to see that it was, and yesterday made him despise the pirated version of the "Parenting Book", leaned over to pick it up, opened it, and saw that the title page was written with a pen, "Learning this parenting book will help you take better care of your children, remember, remember." ”

"This advertising slogan is too unobtrusive. Li Qiao flipped through the two pages, and the strange movements in it were like aerobics, which really made him laugh, if it was really useful to learn this thing, there would not be so many parenting experiences.

Thinking about it, Li Qiao just learned the movements above and did a few times, and found that it was quite difficult to maintain, which further aggravated Li Qiao's competitiveness, and this pregnant woman aerobics could also stump Li Qiao.

It's just that it didn't take long for Li Qiao, who maintained strange movements, only to feel that his stomach was rolling, the pain was abnormal, and the wind seemed to rush to the toilet, and Li Xiaoqiao, who was sitting on the sofa and laughing happily, rolled on the sofa with laughter.