Chapter 581 A Tongue Twister Must Be Said
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Before parting, Gao Feng asked Grandpa Bi Yue a few questions, and Grandpa Bi Yue smiled heartily. ≧,
"Nephew and son-in-law, grandpa will answer your first question, why do you call your nephew and son-in-law, it is because you are the most handsome young man your grandfather has ever seen, your handsomeness is not only your appearance, but also your wise head and daring personality.
Nephew and son-in-law, this grandfather was more handsome than you when he was young, you inherited your grandfather's handsome genes, when grandpa saw you for the first time, grandpa thought you were my old man's nephew and son-in-law.
Nephew and son-in-law, your grandfather is also an ordinary person, and it is also from the appearance association, of course you will pay attention to your appearance when choosing your nephew and son-in-law, if your appearance is not good, it is the most handsome, and your grandfather will not choose. ”
Grandpa Bi Yue's personality is very bold, his voice is very loud, and the sound of laughter can spread far and wide, and it can also infect people.
He whispered in Gao Feng's ear again.
"Nephew and son-in-law, the most critical one is that you wet Grandpa Ben's niece, and you are also the first person to see Grandpa Ben's niece Chunguang, then you must be Grandpa Ben's niece and son-in-law, if you don't agree, you have to agree, otherwise, your grandpa will break your three legs together." ”
This was said quite hatefully, it was a knife hidden in a smile, although Grandpa Bi Yue whispered in Gao Feng's ear, but it was not quiet at all, the voice was like thunder, it was sonorous and powerful, and everyone present could hear it clearly.
Miss Bi Yue blushed at that time, and blamed her grandfather: "Grandpa, what are you doing, you don't know that your niece is here." ”
"Hehe, niece, how can you hear what your grandfather whispered to your nephew and son-in-law. ”
Grandpa Bi Yue laughed, and Miss Bi Yue smacked her little mouth.
"Grandpa, you call it whispering, you are the loudspeaker, you have been the village party secretary for a long time, you never use the village radio for meetings, your own voice is the loudspeaker in the village. ”
Miss Bi Yue is not wrong, her grandfather has never used the loudspeaker in the village to speak since he became the village party secretary, and he shouted with his own loud voice, and his loud voice is more effective than the hara in the village.
"Old man, what kind of society is it now, it's not the old society, when you witness the spring of other girls, then you have to marry someone else, then you have to make a promise. ”
"What are you talking about, what old society and new society, there is only one society here in your grandfather's place, as long as you see the spring of your grandfather's niece, then you must become a son-in-law!"
"What are you talking about, what is the old society and the new society, there is only one society here in this girl, and you have witnessed the true face of this girl, then you must let this girl marry you. ”
"What are you, what old society and new society, there is only one society here in this Wubi Village, you have peeped into the true face of Miss Biyue, and it is the true face of no clothes, then you must marry to Wubi Village!"
As soon as Gao Feng's words came out, Miss Bi Yue's grandfather and Miss Bi Yue, as well as all the villagers of Wubi Village, were angry, and they all warned Gao Feng in unison.
"Hehe, old man, Bi Yue, and the villagers, now is a new society, that pays attention to free love, can you not arrange a marriage, as Bi Yue said, we don't have a normal understanding, so how can we determine a lifelong event!"
"You shut up to this girl, this girl already knows you very well, and she understands you very deeply, and this girl also firmly believes in your character, and also believes that my Ruyi Langjun is your peak. ”
"Yes, boy, shut your mouth, my old man knows you very well, and my old man firmly believes in your character, and believes that my nephew and son-in-law are you. ”
"Yes, we know you very well, and we firmly believe that you are our nephew and son-in-law, and you will not be able to escape. ”
As soon as Gao Feng's words came out, Miss Bi Yue, her grandfather, and all the villagers replied in unison, and they also gave an ultimatum.
"Gao Feng, this girl, this grandfather, this grandfather, give you an ultimatum, your nephew and son-in-law should be inappropriate, you have no reason, we will give you a three-day period, you carry 500,000 loss fees, that is your dowry, you will join our Bi family, marry this girl, marry Biyue girl, if not, then we will sit on the ground and ask for the price, 500,000 will rise doubled, 11.5 million, or even 15 million. ”
"Ah, my God, what kind of people are you, what kind of village are you, are you bandits, are you a bandit's den?"
Gao Feng was shocked when he heard this, what kind of people are this, they are simply bandits and robbers.
"Yes, you're right, we are all bandits, our village is a bandit nest, but we are authentic bandits, we are authentic bandits, we are Liangshan heroes.
Boy, in three days, we will meet you again, and if you don't come, we will surround you. ”
"Comrades, let's go back to the village!"
Grandpa Bi Yue gave Gao Feng an ultimatum, and then led his niece and all the villagers to go home, pushing their ox carts, carrying their village flags, and going home.
"Ouch, this old man, and this Biyue girl, and these villagers are really unreasonable, what kind of world is this, and there is such a domineering person!"
The villagers left, leaving the tall and handsome guys in place, and he looked at these people's butts and couldn't figure it out.
"Hey, Xiaoyue, you wait for me, you wait for me!"
Gao Feng looked back, policewoman Wang Xiaoyue walked out far away without saying hello, Gao Feng hurriedly caught up from behind, Gao Feng shouted at her several times, and policewoman Wang Xiaoyue ignored him.
"Hey, Xiaoyue, don't pretend to be deaf and dumb, I'm calling you, why don't you ignore me?"
Wang Xiaoyue turned around and glared at Gao Feng's comrades like a ladyboy from Thailand, and Gao Feng said.
"Wang Xiaoyue, why are you looking at me like this, your eyes are like seeing a Thai ladyboy now, am I really so weird?"
"Hmph, surnamed Gao, the two of us don't know each other, don't follow behind this girl, if you follow one more step, this girl will call the police." ”
"Hehe, Xiaoyue, you are a police officer yourself, why did you call the police, not to mention that the two of us are so familiar with each other, why don't we know each other. ”
Wang Xiaoyue hummed such a sentence in his nose for a long time, and the tall and handsome guy laughed, and as soon as he laughed, Wang Xiaoyue snorted him.
"Ahh ”
Wang Xiaoyue's face was angry, and it could be seen that she was jealous, from the soles of her feet to her head, the melon seeds were sour, as if she had overturned a vinegar vat.
"Hehe, Xiaoyue, what are you talking about, how can I be someone's son-in-law, you saw it just now, that's what people mean, not what I mean, don't be so jealous." ”
"Hmph, this girl is never jealous, this girl can't be jealous, what kind of hairy thing are you, why should this girl be jealous, you are someone's son-in-law, then this girl will be happy, she Bi Yue is this girl's college classmate, you are someone's son-in-law, this girl will also carry a large red envelope. ”
Wang Xiaoyue said in her mouth that she was not jealous, and the words she said could turn people vinegar, and the breath coming out of her nostrils had the smell of old vinegar, or the old vinegar of Shanxi.
"Xiaoyue, don't say it again, what kind of son-in-law, I don't have this plan, not to mention that my family is the only one in my family, and my parents will not agree to be a son-in-law in others. ”
"Oh, what you mean, is that you are willing to get into the money, but your parents don't agree, your parents can get over it, now is the era of free love, they can stop it, not to mention that this Biyue girl is a big beauty, born to be ashamed of the moon, your parents will be so happy to see Biyue girl jump up more than three feet high, how can they not agree with their son's involvement." ”
Wang Xiaoyue ridiculed him with the meaning of Gao Feng, Gao Feng is a black line, this girl is like this, as long as she grabs a word, she will not be relentless, and it will make it difficult for you to resist.
"Oh, Xiaoyue, I didn't mean that, I didn't tell you, I won't be someone's son-in-law, I won't go into trouble, don't mess around. ”
The two of them talked back while walking, and unconsciously walked to the police station and walked to the door of Wang Xiaoyue's dormitory, Wang Xiaoyue opened the door of the dormitory and went in by herself, closing Gao Feng out of the door.
"Hey, Wang Xiaoyue, open the door, open the door, I'm still outside. ”
Wang Xiaoyue closed the door relatively quickly, and knocked Gao Feng's head melon seeds, and a big bag instantly appeared on the melon seeds, and Gao Feng screamed several times, even so, Wang Xiaoyue didn't open the dormitory door.
"Hmph, this girl is not welcome here, this girl does not have the appearance of being embarrassed by the moon, this girl's parents also thought about leaving themselves at home, finding someone to be a son-in-law, and also wanted to find a boy to be rich, but this girl does not have that blessing.
The surname is high, don't stand in front of this girl's room, please stay away from this girl, this girl doesn't want a man like you to dirty the door. ”
"Wang Xiaoyue, don't mess around, although I peeked into Miss Biyue's eyes, she does have the appearance of a shy flower in the closed moon, and this handsome guy is indeed moved, if he doesn't know you Wang Xiaoyue, this handsome guy doesn't hide that he will really be tempted by Miss Biyue, but since he met you Wang Xiaoyue, he hasn't thought about other girls, this handsome guy can swear, he doesn't mean to be a son-in-law, please believe in my peak personality!"
Gao Feng was also a little angry, it seemed that if she didn't speak clearly, this policewoman wouldn't open the door for herself.
"Gao Feng, you are speaking better than singing now, and if you want to make this girl believe you, then you have to say a tongue twister. ”
Gao Feng stood at the door of Wang Xiaoyue's dormitory and explained a lot, and the policewoman Wang Xiaoyue gave him a difficult problem and asked him to say a tongue twister.