Miss Biyue's grandfather, as well as Miss Biyue, and the villagers in Miss Biyue's village, all gave Gao Feng a general order, asking Gao Feng to take 500,000 yuan to propose marriage three days later, and promise to be a son-in-law, and this 500,000 yuan is also his own dowry

When Bi Yue's grandfather, Bi Yue's girl, and the villagers left, the policewoman Wang Xiaoyue ate Comrade Gao Feng's vinegar, she not only ridiculed him all the way, but also locked Comrade Gao Feng out of the dormitory after going to the dormitory of the Tulou Town Police Station, and at the same time knocked Gao Feng's head into a big bag.

Gao Feng stood outside the door and kept explaining to Wang Xiaoyue that he had peeked at Bi Yue's eyes, and he was also moved by Bi Yue's beauty, but he only had her Wang Xiaoyue in his heart, and he couldn't tolerate other girls, even if she was a beautiful girl who was shy of flowers in the closed moon.

Gao Feng explained outside the door for a long time, and the policewoman Wang Xiaoyue gave Gao Feng a question, asking Gao Feng to say a tongue twister to herself, if she could say this tongue twister well and make herself very satisfied, she would let this Gao Feng comrade enter the door.

After listening to Wang Xiaoyue's request, Comrade Gao Feng shouted.

"Ah, Xiaoyue, I'm not an apprentice of Deyun Club, I haven't worshiped Guo Degang as a master, and I've never learned cross talk, how can I say a tongue twister, don't you let me be eighty years old and still be a superintendent pig, this is not difficult for a strong man." ”

The policewoman Wang Xiaoyue said: "This girl, no matter whether you have learned cross talk or not, you have learned cross talk, this girl has not come up with this topic, it is not difficult at all, since you want to enter this girl's door, you must say a tongue twister, otherwise you can go back to the head of the house now." ”

Gao Feng thought about it, it seems that he didn't say this tongue twister, and he didn't want to enter the door of the policewoman Wang Xiaoyue tonight, so Gao Feng said to Wang Xiaoyue.

"Xiaoyue, then it's okay, then you can come up with the question, see if this handsome guy can speak, this handsome guy can also try to speak, can get through your difficulty, and can fight to get into your room." ”

"Okay, that girl is out of the question, I hope you can pass the test, I hope you can get into the door of this girl's room, you just listen, this girl is going to be a question."

A lama came from the south with a five-catty sole in his hand. A dumb man came to the north, with a horn pinned to his waist. The lama who pulls the sole in the south wants to exchange the sole in exchange for the horn that is dumb in the north. The mute is reluctant to exchange the horn for the lama's sole eye, and the lama has to change the horn for the dumb one.

The lama picked up the horn and slapped the dumb horn, and the dumb man took off the horn and slapped the lama who was pulling the horn.

I don't know if the lama who lifted the sole was pumping the dumb soles, or whether the dumb lama who was pulling the soles was stewed with the soles, and the dumb people were blowing the trumpets. ”

The policewoman Wang Xiaoyue read every word, she spent a long time trying to read this tongue twister, and before Wang Xiaoyue finished reading, Gao Feng screamed in surprise a lot.

"Wang Xiaoyue, you are so ruthless, you didn't plan to let me enter your room at all, you are the most difficult topic, you are the most difficult tongue twister, it is estimated that few people who learn cross talk can speak well. ”

This is indeed the most difficult tongue twister, even if you really say cross talk, there are really few people who can say it, which ordinary people can't understand, not to mention that you have to say it smoothly, this difficulty is not small.

"Wang Xiaoyue, can you change the topic, change it to an easier topic, you are obviously deliberately embarrassing this handsome guy, how can this handsome guy be able to say it. ”

Gao Feng begged policewoman Wang Xiaoyue to change the topic, even if it was an easy tongue twister, it was easier than this tongue twister, this tongue twister was the most difficult one.

The policewoman Wang Xiaoyue replied in the room: "I'm sorry, handsome guy, this girl will issue this tongue twister, if you don't have this certainty, then you can go home by yourself." ”

Gao Feng begged again: "Xiaoyue, this section is indeed too difficult, it is estimated that now let Guo Degang say that it is not smooth, not to mention let me, a person who has no foundation in cross talk, say, can you change the paragraph and reduce the difficulty a little." ”

Wang Xiaoyue disagreed: "I'm sorry, it must be, this girl won't change it."

However, this girl can reduce the difficulty a little, as long as you can say it, even if it is not how to pass?, then this girl can be regarded as passing. ”

Gao Feng said again: "Xiaoyue, can't you really change it, are you really only reducing the difficulty by this point?"

Wang Xiaoyue replied: "Yes, this girl will not change, and this girl will only reduce the difficulty so much, you don't have to rub it anymore, if you rub it off, this girl will see that the day will be bright, and the rooster will crow." ”

Gao Feng looked at the sky, there was some light in the east, it seemed that the sky was really about to dawn, and the rooster in the village was about to crow.

"Well, since you don't make it any easier, then the handsome guy will be reluctant to make it difficult, so please put your ears up and listen.

A lama came from the south with a five-catty sole in his hand. A dumb man came to the north, with a horn pinned to his waist. The lama who pulls the sole in the south wants to exchange the sole in exchange for the horn that is dumb in the north. The mute is reluctant to exchange the horn for the lama's sole eye, and the lama has to change the horn for the dumb one.

The lama picked up the horn and slapped the dumb horn, and the dumb man took off the horn and slapped the lama who was pulling the horn.

I don't know if the lama who lifted the sole trumpet slapped the dumb horn and slapped the horn dumb one, or the don't trumpet dumb slapped the lama who lifted the sole. The lama stewed the sole, and the dumb man ticked and blew the trumpet. ”

Gao Feng didn't think about it, and he didn't pause at all, he just said the most difficult tongue twister, and it was very smooth, almost in one go.

After Gao Feng finished saying this most awkward tongue twister, the policewoman Wang Xiaoyue didn't move in the room, and Wang Xiaoyue didn't speak for five or six minutes.

"Xiaoyue, what are you doing, you won't fall asleep, you won't let this handsome guy say that tongue twisters are lullaby. ”

Gao Feng was very puzzled, he shouted Wang Xiaoyue several times in a row, and the policewoman Wang Xiaoyue spoke in the room.

"Gao Feng, did you say this tongue twister, you tell this girl again. ”

"Of course I said it, that's not what I said, it's still Guo Degang, the boss of Deyun Club, who said it, you listen, I'll tell you again. ”

Gao Feng spoke again, this time more smoothly than the one just now, as catchy as the self-study recitation of the text that morning.

"Gao Feng, is this tongue twister really what you said, how do you feel that this girl is what Guo Degang said, you won't lie to this girl. ”

After Gao Feng said it again, policewoman Wang Xiaoyue still didn't believe it, what she heard was not true, she really thought it was Guo Degang, the boss of Deyun Club, who said it.

"Xiaoyue, how is it possible, this is really what this handsome guy said, Guo Degang is so busy, he can have the kung fu to stand at the door of your room and say a tongue twister, that is, he really has the kung fu to stand in front of the door of your room in the middle of the night and say a tongue twister, if it doesn't scare you to death, you will call the police immediately." ”

The policewoman Wang Xiaoyue said: "Gao Feng, I still don't believe that this tongue twister is what you said, because this tongue twister is too difficult, this girl is very difficult to read, not to mention that you have to finish it in one breath, you don't have a little cross talk foundation."

Gao Feng, let's do it, then you also give this girl two tongue twisters, which are also the most difficult tongue twisters, if it is still so smooth, this girl will believe that you said it. ”

It's no wonder that policewoman Wang Xiaoyue doesn't believe in Gao Feng, it's true that this tongue twister is the most difficult and the most awkward, people who don't have a foundation in cross talk, it's really hard to make it through in one go?

"Okay, Wang Xiaoyue, that handsome guy will completely make you believe it, just listen to it.

There is a No. 6 building in Liulin Town, and Liu Lao Liu lives in the No. 6 building. One day, Niu Lao Liu came and led six monkeys, Hou Lao Liu came and pulled six oxen, Qiu Lao Liu came and carried six baskets of oil, and You Lao Liu came and carried six horses of silk. Niu Lao Liu, Hou Lao Liu, Qiu Lao Liu, You Lao Liu, lived in Liu Lao Liu's No. 6 building, in the middle of the night, the cow arrived at the monkey, the monkey fought the bull, knocked down Qiu Lao Liu's oil, and the oil damaged You Lao Liu's silk.

Niu Lao Liu helped Qiu Lao Liu put away the oil, Hou Lao Liu helped You Lao Liu wash off the silk and oil, tied the cow, looked at the monkey, and went upstairs to drink together.

Si Xiaosi and Shi Xiaoshi, at 14:40 on April 14, went to the market, Si Xiaosi bought 44 catties and 4 taels of tomatoes, and Shi Xiaoshi bought 14 catties and 4 taels of fine silk.

Si Xiaosi wanted to take forty-four catties and four taels of tomatoes in exchange for Shi Xiaoshi's fourteen catties and four taels of fine silk. Shi Xiaoshi fourteen pounds and four taels of fine silk does not change the division of small forty-four pounds and four taels of tomatoes.

I forty-four pounds and four taels of tomatoes can increase nutrition and prevent myopia, and I fourteen pounds and four taels of fine silk can weave silk and silk. ”

Gao Feng said two of the most difficult tongue twisters in one breath, which completely convinced the policewoman Wang Xiaoyue, and she was also surprised.

"Gao Feng, when did you learn tongue twisters, your level is not ordinary, you can go to Deyun Club, maybe your level is more powerful than some apprentices of Deyun Club." ”

Gao Feng told her: "Wang Xiaoyue, your brother Gao, you know a lot of things, this tongue twister is just a second, this is just your brother usually practice after listening to cross talk, if it is a big practice, then Guo Degang will be willing to bow down." ”

"Go, let you breathe and you still gasp, give you the sun and you still shine, give you rain and you still leak, you just blow. ”

Gao Feng blew the cowhide, and the policewoman Wang Xiaoyue sneered at him, and she also opened the door and let Gao Feng enter the room.

After the handsome guy Gao entered Wang Xiaoyue's door, he wanted to hug Wang Xiaoyue with a dead face, Wang Xiaoyue opened his hands, pulled his face and scolded.

"The surname is high, don't give this girl a hippie smile, this girl let you into the room, but the punishment hasn't started yet, you should also understand the meaning of this girl letting you bring the keyboard, now please put the keyboard in front of the girl's bed, and you will kneel on the keyboard when the girl sleeps." ”

"Ah, Wang Xiaoyue, no, I was punished for tongue twisters just now, you want me to kneel on the keyboard, how faceless it is!"

"Gao Feng, if you make a mistake, you will be punished, this girl didn't let you kneel on the keyboard in public, what do you have to care about face, only you know here, you just kneel on the keyboard." ”

Policewoman Wang Xiaoyue ordered Gao Feng without question.