The old man who came out of the emergency room was the father of Diao Xiaochan, a senior nurse, and he came out very solemnly to tell everyone that he had done his best, and he asked everyone to prepare for the patient's funeral, and light a fire to burn to ashes like straw.

The beauties waited anxiously for such a bad news, they surrounded Diao Xiaochan's father, Diao Xiaochan reached out and grabbed her father's neck and shook it vigorously.

"Dad, can you change your tricks, can you not be like a spokesperson every time, announcing to the patient that you are preparing for the patient's funeral, have you tried your best, you just haven't made any effort, you pay back my Ah Feng." ”

Diao Xiaochan reached out and pinched her father's neck, and the sisters were not polite, and they also reached out to pinch Diao Xiaochan's father's neck, and pinched other places if they couldn't pinch the neck, such as the arms and thighs and other fleshy places, and scolded him while pinching him.

"Hey, you're a fart dean, you can't even save anyone, you are still Dean Mao, when Xiaochan said that you are all patients, you only appeared to make a summary, a dean like you might as well crash into the wall and die." ”

Diao Xiaochan girl is also weird, it is her father, she is also gritting her teeth and pinching hard, and this group of beauties is even more unkind, gritting their teeth one by one and looking hideous.

Diao Xiaochan's father was pinched and rolled his eyes, his tongue was so long that he screamed.

"Hey, Xiaochan, I'm your father, you girl, you forget your father and mother when you have a boyfriend, you have to do this to your father, you want to strangle your father, and you girls, why are you so ruthless, please don't pinch me, I'll tell you a secret." ”

Senior nurse Diao Xiaochan's father couldn't stand the pinching of these beauties, so he begged for mercy at the time, and told the beauties that he had a secret to tell them, and the beauties stopped and asked him what the secret was to tell them, Diao Xiaochan's father lowered his voice and told them.

When Diao Xiaochan's father told the beauties the secret, the beauties immediately changed their expressions, and they cried and wiped their tears, howling like wolves.

"Gao Feng, why did you die so young, you died young, you died so miserably, the first two hours, you were still alive, how can you say that you will go, you have to go all the way, your voice and smile will remain in our hearts, Dean Diao, we are dead to see people and live to see corpses, you push out his body." ”

All the beauties cried, not to mention the sadness, Jiang Wenhua couldn't stand it when he saw it, he opened his throat and howled.

"Brother Gao, why are you leaving, why don't you wait for your brother, with your brother as your companion, you have a good person on the Huangquan Road, I also want to see the corpse alive and see the person when I die." ”

This Jiang Wenhua really cried, he jumped over and grabbed Diao Xiaochan's father's neck, he asked to see the corpse alive and the person dead, and choked Diao Xiaochan's father speechless.

"Brother, it's really hard for me to satisfy you in this matter, this life has to see corpses, death has to see people, even experts from the capital can't do anything. ”

Jiang Wenhua was still very unhappy, and shook Diao Xiaochan's father's neck vigorously.

"Hmph, why do you still look at people, just now they said that they want to see corpses in life and people in death, how can you meet them, I can't meet this condition, if you don't meet it, I'll strangle you." ”

Diao Xiaochan's father was pinched so much that he begged Jiang Wenhua: "Brother, don't get excited, I'll think of a way, there are always more ways than difficulties, I want to meet your requirements, you just let go of me first." ”

Jiang Wenhua shook his head: "I'm sorry, I have to see the corpse alive, and I will release you after I see someone when I die, if I can't see you, I will strangle you." ”

Jiang Wenhua pinched Diao Xiaochan's father like a Wuhan duck's neck, threatening him that he must meet his requirements, Diao Xiaochan's father regretted it too much, he knew that these people were so ruthless, he didn't let Gao Feng this kid pretend to be dead, and he almost killed himself now.

Diao Xiaochan's father begged Jiang Wenhua: "Brother, can you loosen up, you won't be a Wuhan duck neck, you treat me as the duck neck, pinch it so hard." ”

Jiang Wenhua also said: "You guessed it right, I am engaged in Wuhan duck neck, I take a fancy to your duck neck." ”

Diao Xiaochan saw that her father was pinched by Jiang Wenhua, so she said to Jiang Wenhua: "Brother Wenhua, he is my father, you see what his neck has been pinched, he is about to grow a giraffe, you let him go." ”

Jiang Wenhua shook his head: "I'm sorry, Sister Xiaochan, you only have Brother Gao in your eyes, I want to see the corpse alive and the person when I die, when I don't see my Brother Gao, I won't let go of your father's neck." ”

What did Diao Xiaochan say, this Jiang Wenhua just didn't listen, this girl got angry, raised her leg and stepped on Jiang Wenhua's feet, this girl was wearing high heels, the heels of the high heels stepped on the instep of Jiang Wenhua, and it pierced into it like a steel needle, so painful that Jiang Wenhua's forehead was sweating, but this guy just gritted his teeth and didn't even scream.

"Sister Xiaochan, no matter how you torture me, your brother Wenhua will not let go, I have to see my brother, I won't let go of your father until I see my brother's body. ”

Diao Xiaochan immediately obeyed Jiang Wenhua, this guy is really a tendon to Gao Feng, it seems that he will not let go when he doesn't see Gao Feng's face, Diao Xiaochan's father said.

"Girl, don't beg him, let your father bear with it, I'll let them push the patient out, and when he sees the patient, he will naturally let me go." ”

"Hey, what's the matter with you, why don't you push the patient out?"

Diao Xiaochan's father shouted hard into the rescue room, and more than a dozen heads of different shapes poked out of the rescue room.

"Dean, didn't you say that you would wait for half an hour before pushing the patient, it was less than twenty minutes, and there were still ten minutes left. ”

"I'll go, don't you take a look at what's happening at the scene, the dean is about to be strangled to death, you have to wait for ten minutes, the dean won't die sooner." ”

The dozen or so heads poked out of the emergency room were still dazed, and they asked the dean with a frown.

"Dean, what's going on at the scene, nothing happened, isn't it still that the patient's family members are very sad and excited, and then they are very unkind to you, like this kind of doctor-patient conflict, our hospital happens every day, but now it's pinching your dean's neck, usually pinching our neck, we are all used to it, dean, you should also get used to it." ”

"I'm going, the dean can't get used to it anymore, you hurry up and push the patients out, I know that there are a lot of doctor-patient disputes, and medical troubles often occur, whenever there is a medical trouble, I lie that I went out for a meeting, and let the vice president come out to solve the problem, the vice president wipes his ass, and the deputy position is equivalent to wiping the butt paper." ”

Diao Xiaochan's father asked these directors to push the patients out, but these directors insisted on the principles, they said that your dean will always say that you will adhere to the principles, and you will usually reimburse a few hundred yuan more, so you will move the principles out, and now we will also move the principles out, we must wait until half an hour later to push the patient out, and the dean will insist on it for another half an hour.

"I'll go to your grandmother's, you can make your dean wait for half an hour, but you can't make us wait for half an hour, we're going to burn the patient now, like burning the stubble.

Mei Gui's group of beauties couldn't wait, they rushed directly into the emergency room, took disposable lighters and went to the emergency bed where the patient was lying.

After the group of beauties rushed in, they lit lighters and white sheets covering the patients, and the dozen or so department directors screamed at that time.

"Hey, you family members are crazy, how can you set the patient on fire, what are you doing here?"

The beauties said: "Hmph, what are we doing, we are burning straw, we don't have money to go to the crematorium, so we use this method to burn him, so it won't save money, it costs a lot of money to go to the crematorium, and this crematorium is also a place to grab money." ”

More than a dozen department directors looked at the sheets being lit, and they jumped and shouted in a hurry: "Hey, you don't know that burning straw is illegal, don't you see banners hanging in the countryside, whose land is smoking, fined 2,000, people go to prison, do you want to go to prison?"

The beauties said: "Hehe, doctors, don't worry, this is our straw, not your straw, we are in prison, what are you doing in a hurry, it seems that you have burned the straw in your hospital." ”

The directors of those departments still shouted and jumped: "What are you talking about, what is your family's straw, this is obviously the straw of the hospital." ”

The beauties said in a cut voice: "Cut, uncles, this is obviously our family's straw, why is it the straw of the hospital, isn't this the young man?"

The directors of various departments complained bitterly: "What, what is that young man, she is obviously the director of our obstetrics and gynecology department! That young man has already jumped out of the window and left, and we discussed and knocked out the director of the obstetrics and gynecology department and put him on the emergency bed to pretend to be a patient." ”

"I'll go, it's your straw on the rescue bed, then you don't hurry up to put out the fire, no wonder we wonder, this kid pretended to be dead and pretended to be so deep, the fire burned his eyebrows, and he didn't react at all. ”

"That's right, I also feel that something is wrong, I suspect that Brother Gao's chest can't be so elastic, unless he secretly runs to enlarge his breasts, otherwise there won't be so much meat. ”

As soon as the beauties heard the words of the directors of these dozen departments, they were shocked, and Jiang Wenhua was also stunned, after he rushed in, he kept holding the chest of the lying person and crying bitterly, but he didn't expect that the person lying down was not Gao Feng, but the director of the obstetrics and gynecology department of the hospital.

The big guy hurriedly put out the fire, and the white sheet covering the director of obstetrics and gynecology had been burned to ashes, revealing the director of obstetrics and gynecology lying on the hospital bed.

The director of the anesthesiology department was in a hurry, and poured all the five kilograms of high-altitude wine and anesthetic liquid he carried on the body of the director of the obstetrics and gynecology department, and the fire that was about to be extinguished ignited in an instant, burning the director of the obstetrics and gynecology department into a ball of fire, and the big guys were helpless, seeing that the director of the obstetrics and gynecology department was about to be burned alive.

"You all flash aside, let me Jiang Wenhua come. ”

Jiang Wenhua asked everyone to get out of the way, he rushed from the door of the emergency room, and pounced on it with a leap, putting the raging fire under his body.

Jiang Wenhua's trick was quite effective, completely extinguishing the fire on the body of the director of obstetrics and gynecology, and also waking up the director of obstetrics and gynecology.

"Hey, who roasted sweet potatoes in the infirmary just now, it won't be Diao Xiaochan, don't think that you are Dean Diao's daughter, I will give you face, I will deduct one-third of your salary, who asked your dad to deduct my performance appraisal last time, if you want to blame, blame your dad." ”

After the director of the obstetrics and gynecology department said this, she lay down again and continued to sleep, with a very satisfied smile on her face.

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