Gao Feng was sent to the emergency room of the First People's Hospital of Xiaoyue City, and several medical staff hurriedly put him on the emergency bed, put him on a ventilator, and an elderly man with a loudspeaker roared into Gao Feng's ear.

"Patient, you can listen well, the ventilator is charged per second, a thousand yuan per second, you can do it yourself!"

"Hey, stop, I'll check, your hospital is also too slaughtered, the ventilator still charges money in seconds, it's a thousand yuan a second, my God, if I sleep for six hours, how much will it cost me, 360,000 will be gone." ”

Hearing this shout, Gao Feng immediately sat up from the emergency bed and took off the ventilator on his mouth, and he found that there were more than a dozen medical staff in the rescue room, and the person holding the horn was an old man in his fifties, who was looking at Gao Feng with a hippie smile.

"Boy, lie down, we are about to rescue you, you are still in danger, we must operate on you. ”

"Come on, all departments are ready, the director of the emergency department is ready to take an axe, the director of the dental department is ready to prepare a vise, the obstetrics and gynecology department is ready to cut paper knives, and the anorectal department is ready to take a toilet bucket. ”

Don't look at a hundred pounds of people, once you get to the hospital, you will find that you are the fucking spender, into any department, you have to pay money, the hospital departments are varied, what emergency department, pediatrics, ophthalmology, stomatology, dermatology and venereology, gynecology, obstetrics, endocrinology, orthopedics, hepatobiliary surgery, urology, otolaryngology, head and neck surgery, cardiovascular medicine, neurology, anorectal surgery and other departments, dozens of departments in larger hospitals, each department is justified and has no money not to come in.

As soon as the old man said hello, the medical staff waiting next to him began to work, some people raised axes, some people held paper knives in their hands, and some people carried a stool.

"I'm going, you're a hospital or a slaughterhouse, you're going to kill me like a pig, you all get out of the way, this handsome guy is not sick, but he's too tired to sleep, and he's sleeping soundly, and I'm woken up by your group of people in white coats, you are all veterinarians, you are all robbing money, and the stool is still charged!"

Gao Feng pointed at the old man, who was angry, and the old man squinted and smiled.

"Hehe, handsome guy, you're right, the hospital is also a slaughterhouse, killing pigs is the same as killing people, but pigs are much stronger than people, pigs will earn thousands of dollars for owners when they are killed, and when people are killed, their families have to give money to the hospital.

Handsome guy, I also told you, the hospital is a place to slaughter people, the hospital does not slaughter people, do you go to slaughter pigs, not to mention that our hospital is not only a place to grab money, there are many industries that rob money, which industry does not rob money.

Today's e-commerce is more powerful in grabbing money, my daughter has to give these Tmalls every month, and what JD Taobao sends a lot of money, aren't they the industry for grabbing money, my old man feels sorry for the money. ”

This old man is quite able to speak, a few words will be the peak speechless, what people say is the truth, now which industry does not rob money, change the way to grab money from everyone's pocket, what double eleven will break 10 billion sales, what kind of concept is this.

The old man also continued to say to Gao Feng: "Young man, now is not the time for you to complain, as the best countermeasure for a man, is that you also go to rob money, to rob money to fight money grabbing, this is always invincible, our hospital meets every day, and we are also formulating various measures to grab money, how to feed the pockets of our medical staff."

Of course, the premise of feeding the pockets of medical staff is to feed the hospital itself, and to feed the leaders of the hospital.

Don't you see that the more advanced the hospital, the more expensive the hospital, the more people rush inside, everyone is willing to be slaughtered, you don't want anyone to be willing, this is Zhou Yu beating Huang Gai, one is willing to beat and the other is willing to suffer.

Boy, I'll tell you, why is stool calculated in grams, because the unit of measurement in the hospital is grams, even milligrams, you see that the medicine is milligrams, and the hanging water is milliliters, we are not special to you, everyone is like this.

Guy, you just want to open it, you can rest assured that you are lying on this rescue bed, let us medical staff slaughter you, we run over in the middle of the night, how can we earn overtime pay, you can't let us run for nothing. ”

The old man took the paper cutter from the hand of an obstetrics and gynecology director, and forced Gao Feng to lie on the rescue bed, Gao Feng said to the old man.

"I'm sorry, you want to slaughter this handsome guy, then even if you run for nothing, I won't let you slaughter a dime, your obstetrics and gynecology department all use this paper cutter to cultivate caesarean delivery?"

Gao Feng looked at the paper cutter in the old man's hand, this paper cutter is an ordinary paper cutter, there are several in the material department, this blade is very sharp, but this blade is very easy to rust.

The old man nodded: "Yes, our obstetrics and gynecology department uses this paper cutting knife, this kind of knife is sharp and cheap, why don't we use it."

Also, since you are in the emergency room today, then you don't have 12 hours, don't think about going out, even if we give you 5 kilograms of anesthetic, we will numb you for 12 hours. ”

The old man turned around and instructed the director of the anesthesiology department to bring five kilograms of anesthetic, and the director of the anesthesiology department lifted a five-kilogram diesel drum from the ground, which contained a turbid liquid.

"Dean, this is four catties and eight taels of anesthetic, we usually don't count enough when we use anesthetics for patients, there will always be a shortage of two catties, it should be a shortage of milliliters. ”

The old man smiled and nodded, and patted the head of the anesthesiology department on the shoulder.

"You are doing quite well, we should treat patients like this, our hospital is also an extraordinary period now, it is not easy to pluck the hair from the patient, we can also take a bigger step, and use anesthetic for the patient in the future, just use a cotton swab to apply a little on it, there is no need to use a syringe, this syringe is also expensive enough." ”

It turned out that this old man was still the dean, and what the dean said, not only the director of the anesthesiology department nodded frequently, but the directors of the other departments also nodded frequently, patting the dean's ass.

The dean was very happy, and he asked the director of the anesthesiology department to inject anesthetic into Gao Feng, and Gao Feng waved his hand.

"Stop, may I ask you if this is an anesthetic or what? Why is it so muddy?"

The director of the anesthesiology department gritted his teeth and smiled: "Young man, we are a high-grade wine mixed with anesthetics, and after the patient drinks it, he will not feel any pain, but will only feel that it is very refreshing to do any surgery." ”

"I'll go, you are the dignified First People's Hospital of Xiaoyue City, you should be changed to the No. 1 Slaughterhouse of Xiaoyue City, you just treat people as pigs in slaughter, I'm sorry, I'm not a pig, I won't let you slaughter." ”

Gao Feng got up from the rescue bed and was about to rush out of the rescue room, but Comrade Dean stopped him with a paper cutter.

"Young man, if you want to get out of this rescue room, you have to answer me a few questions?"

Gao Feng glared at the dean and asked, "Comrade Dean Pig, if you have a fart, let it go, shut up if you don't fart." ”

The dean bared his teeth: "Boy, you are too disrespectful, I am the dean, you should have the least respect." ”

Gao Feng snorted: "Hmph, what this handsome guy hates the most is the dean, with a dean like you who kills people, then our patients are all unlucky, let it go if you have a fart, this handsome guy doesn't have time to give you nonsense." ”

The dean said: "Okay, good, good, count you ruthless, I will have time to settle accounts for you in the future, and now the dean will ask you a few questions, do you have a house and a car, do you have a girlfriend, what do your parents do?"

"I'll go, you are a broken dean and ask this handsome guy these questions, you are a hospital, not a blind date, this handsome guy has no house, no car, no girlfriend, you all match this handsome guy." ”

The dean asked these questions, and he couldn't do it anymore, he felt that the dean was perverted, maybe there was an older leftover girl in the family who couldn't get married, and he was in a hurry when he saw the handsome guy.

"Hehe, boy, you really guessed right, if you don't have a house, a car, or a girlfriend, the dean can really match it for you. ”

After Gao Feng answered, the dean was quite happy, and he also patted Gao Feng's shoulder naughtily, Gao Feng thought that the dean was not lightly ill, he could take medicine, there were many medicines in the hospital, you can eat as much as you want, and it is all free.

"Dean, you can take medicine, you shouldn't have to spend a dime to take medicine, you can eat the large amount as a meal, this handsome guy won't play with you, this handsome guy will leave. ”

Gao Feng also patted the dean on the shoulder naughtily, and after he waved to the dean and the directors of those departments, he was about to leave the rescue room, and was hugged by the dean, and the dean put his mouth to Gao Feng's ear, which made Gao Feng scream.

"Hey, you're such a pervert, you're still going to be rude to me?"

"What, who is rude to you, this dean wants to whisper a few words to you, that's the case. ”

The dean whispered a few words in Gao Feng's ear, and Gao Feng nodded in agreement.

Mei Gui, the first sister of Xiaoyue City, with all the beauties, and Jiang Wenhua with her own employees, are waiting anxiously outside the rescue room, these people have filled the aisles of the rescue room, and there are enough people.

Two hours have passed, and Gao Feng has not yet come out of the rescue room, and the hearts of the people waiting outside the rescue room are like a hundred claws scratching their hearts, and they are also like a group of ants on a hot nest.

"Nurse Xiaochan, this authoritative figure you invited, he won't really come out to give us an authoritative speech, right? ”

All the sisters have no bottom in their hearts, more than two hours have passed in this time, it seems that the situation of the peak is very serious, and it is really unlucky.

The senior nurse Diao Xiaochan pursed her mouth and told the sisters with a crying look.

"Sisters, this girl seems to be more than lucky, we don't even think we will see the peak for the last time, we wait any longer, my dad will come out and announce a bad news. ”

"What, your father, the authoritative person you are talking about is your father, and your father is the president of the First People's Hospital of Xiaoyue City. ”

Diao Xiaochan's words shocked the sisters, they had never heard this girl say that her father was the dean, and this girl was low-key enough.

Diao Xiaochan nodded: "Yes, my dad is the dean, and my dad is the authority of our hospital." ”

"Dad, how's the situation, Ah Feng, how's it going?"

When the sisters were anxious, the door of the rescue room opened, and out of it came an old man, his face was solemn, and he coughed a few times before speaking.

"Dear relatives and friends of the patients, I regret to tell you that this hospital has done its best, please do your best to mourn and change your life, and try your best to handle the aftermath of the patients. ”

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