Jiang Wenhua's subordinates were embarrassed again, and at the same time they were scared to pee, and at the same time, they pressed their underwear on their eyes, so cowardly, which made the people of Wubi Village laugh and lose their big teeth, and also made Jiang Wenhua is chagrin. {We don't write novels, we're just web text porters-,

I usually see these guys yelling at five and six people like dogs, beating their chests and swearing to themselves what to do, but when it comes to a critical time, they are more cowardly than anyone else.

It seems that people really can't believe it, real gold is not afraid of fire refining, these bastards really can't make fire refining, once they refine it, they know that he is not a fart, and he is even worse than ordinary people.

When Jiang Wenhua's mother saw this group of pus, she remembered that when the little Japanese invaded, a little Japanese devil accused a village, and the villagers at that time were like this.

"Hey, kids, you're too cowardly, you're too much for my old lady to look down on, aren't you just spraying pepper, can we be afraid of this, don't you usually like to eat pepper things, like don't you put pepper on any skewers." ”

"Auntie, isn't this the same, the pepper on the skewers is eaten in the stomach, so the taste is refreshing, but this is shot into the eyes, it can be the same, not even the sand in the eyes, not to mention the spicy pepper, we have to coax!"

Jiang Wenhua's subordinates were really cowardly, no matter how Jiang Wenhua's mother cheered them up, they just didn't dare to take a step forward, and would rather stand a hundred meters away.

"Haha, three fools, now it's your turn, you guys get out of the car with us, we're going to give you back the pepper. ”

"Hehe, uncles, you're welcome, since we gave it to you, then we won't take it back, and we can't take back the water that was spilled, and we can't take it back if we say it. ”

When the villagers of Wubi Village blocked the three viagras in the three sprinkler trucks, the three viagras locked the doors and hid in the cab and did not dare to come out.

The villagers smashed the glass of their car: "Three fools, we don't believe that you don't come out, we don't believe that this pepper won't come back to you, and if you can't take it back, you have to accept it. ”

The three viagras were so anxious that they screamed: "Hey, Brother Gao, save us, these people are crazy, come and help, we all shot them like this for you." ”

"Haha, I'm sorry, three viagras, you senior brothers have no chance to save you, just get out of the car obediently. ”

The villagers smashed the glass of the three sprinkler trucks, sprayed pepper at them with the water guns that the children were playing with, and the villagers also told them that this was a tooth for a tooth, who asked you to spray us just now, we are going to spray you to death now, the three viagra were made into a ball by the villagers and cried wolf.

"Uncles, you spare us, we won't dare in the future, keep this pepper for cooking. ”

The three viagra are called every day, shouting that the ground is not working, they are buried in the cab with pepper, the villagers not only shoot their eyes, but also pour them into their mouths, holding them up like pregnant sows, all over the body is hot, all over the body can burst out of the flames, making them scream, like a three-headed monster out of the cab of the sprinkler truck, crazy generally rushed towards the villagers, grabbed one and bit their ears, scared the villagers to run and run.

"Oh my god, these three big fools are crazy, they're crazy, they've become monsters. ”

The three viagra are really like crazy, they catch people when they see them, bite them when they see people, in addition to biting their ears and buttocks, they are so scared that no one dares to get close, they must be about ten meters away from him, the villagers of Wubi Village took a finger-thick nylon rope net, and it took a long time to catch the three viagras, and the three viagras who were caught were still roaring in the net, and pepper was sprayed from their mouths.

"Feng'er, you have completely lost, you have to talk about it, you should start dressing up now, you should prepare for becoming a bride. ”

"Yes, boy, hurry up and get ready to get rich, we are still waiting to drink wine and make trouble in the cave room, we mainly want to make trouble with you, the bride, we also have a custom here, to tie the bride naked to the tree pole for three hours. ”

"Yes, uncle, we three old women have been waiting for you for a long time, just waiting for you to put on makeup, we have been waiting for this opportunity for decades, and our makeup skills are first-class. ”

After the three viagra were netted, Bi Yue's grandfather, as well as the villagers of Wubi Village, and the three old women who were waiting to put on makeup for Gao Feng, these people couldn't wait, and asked Gao Feng to hurry up and prepare for the marriage.

Miss Bi Yue also spoke: "Ah Feng, you should be convinced now, what other reason do you have, you can't be a scoundrel, you just come over obediently, let's live a good life together." ”

Gao Feng said: "Bi Yue, I don't have any reason, I just told you the situation very clearly, whether you like to cut the queue or whatever, anyway, I am not allowed to cut the queue here, I insist on coming first and then coming, whether I am in my eyes or in my heart, there is only her Wang Xiaoyue, she is my girlfriend now, she is not my ex-girlfriend, I hope Bi Yue you understand me." ”

"Hehe, Ah Feng, I'm so moved, I like to hear you talk like this, I will never be your ex-girlfriend, I, Wang Xiaoyue, also have only you in my heart, you are also my boyfriend, and I will never be an ex-boyfriend.

Ah Feng, in order to thank you for treating me so sincerely, I, Wang Xiaoyue, have decided from today to let you ride a bicycle three times a day, once in the morning, noon and once in the evening!"

Gao Feng's handsome guy, the most excited person was Wang Xiaoyue, a policewoman from the Tulou Town Police Station, who jumped two meters and five high, jumping and jumping among the beauties like a crazy girl, and she sang on the spot.

"Back to back, sitting on the carpet, listening to music, chatting about wishes, you want me to be more and more gentle, I want you to put me in my heart, you said you want to send me a romantic dream, thank you for taking you to heaven, even if it takes a lifetime to complete, as long as I talk about you remember not to forget, the most romantic thing I can think of is to grow old with you slowly, collect bits and pieces of laughter along the way, leave it for later, sit in a rocking chair, and talk slowly.

The most romantic thing I can think of is to grow old with you, until we are old and can't go anywhere, and you still regard me as a treasure in the palm of your hand. ”

Wang Xiaoyue also raised her arms and shouted, in order to express her gratitude to Gao Feng for such a true affection for her, she rewarded Gao Feng for riding a bicycle three times a day, once in the morning, noon and once in the evening, Comrade Gao Feng is a black line.

"Xiaoyue, you want me to lose weight, this hot day, you let me ride a bicycle three times a day, you want to exhaust me!"

"Ah Feng, you are such a fool, when I say cycling, I don't mean that you really ride a bicycle. ”

Wang Xiaoyue was coquettish on the spot, and made the handsome guy in Gao Feng blush: "Xiaoyue, it's not really cycling, is there a fake bicycle, a fake bicycle, how do you ride a bicycle, did you buy a gym equipment and ride a bicycle in the room?"

Wang Xiaoyue then sneered: "Ah Feng, why are you so stupid, I just like your stupid look, you are half right, I let you ride a bicycle or ride it in the room, but not riding fitness equipment." ”

Gao Feng said: "Xiaoyue, what is that riding, I don't understand how to do ball?"

Wang Xiaoyue said: "Oh, Ah Feng, you are so bad, in public, you have to tell me the truth, then I will sue you for the truth."

Ah Feng, I have read the book, scientists believe that the love affair between men and women, every time you do it, it is like riding a bicycle.

Ah Feng, so this girl lets you ride a bicycle three times a day, which means that you only consume the body of riding a bicycle three times, so for you and me, it not only exercises the body but also increases the feelings. ”

"I'll go, Wang Xiaoyue, you're still a people's policeman, are you worthy of your own police uniform, you actually play hooligans in public, and let people ride bicycles three times a day, you're so strong, you're a full female hooligan!"

When the policewoman Wang Xiaoyue's words came out, it was like throwing a bomb, blowing up all the beauties, and they pointed at Wang Xiaoyue's nose and scolded her for being a big hooligan.

Wang Xiaoyue puffed up her chest and said: "What's the matter, can't the people's police live a normal life, this girl lets her boyfriend ride a bicycle, then it's not a hooligan, but it is to enhance the relationship between lovers." ”

"Ouch, Xiaoyue, it turns out that what you said about cycling is like this, I always thought that you disliked me for being fat, and you had to let me ride a bicycle to lose weight, I also said that I would let two viagra brothers ride a bicycle with you, I think about it now, I think I am too bastard, you are my peak person, no matter who can not ride a bicycle with you, that is a violation of my sovereignty, the sovereignty of this handsome guy is sacrosanct. ”

"My mother, we really can't stand you two big scoundrels, you shut up for us, this is a public place, how can we tolerate you flirting. ”

The beauties couldn't stand it, so they covered Wang Xiaoyue's mouth when they came up, not letting this girl talk anymore, they didn't expect this policewoman to be such a hooligan, it seems that this girl will become a hooligan once she falls in love, and she will openly play hooligan in public, which is really like no one else.

"Ah Feng, isn't it just cycling, as long as you join my Bi family today, you can ride a bicycle as much as you want. ”

"I'll go, this one is more hooligan than the other, sisters have another hooligan, let's gag her. ”

The beauties just blocked Wang Xiaoyue's mouth, and the Biyue girl came out again to let Gao Feng ride a bicycle casually, and the beauties went over and ten people covered Bi Yue's mouth.

"Hey, Feng'er, I'm five years old, but I don't care about you young people riding bicycles, I only care about my niece's income now, we have won the battle, you are also lost, you can't ride a bicycle with that female policeman, you can only ride a bicycle with my niece." ”

Even the old man Wubi has become a hooligan, and he is also a bicycle.

"Not necessarily, Ah Feng, we're here to save you!"

Before the words of Miss Biyue's grandfather Wubi Old Man fell, he saw a burst of dust on the road behind the peak, and a team of cavalry came from a distance.