Chapter 692 Is there any extra underwear
The three viagra brothers asked a strange question to the villagers of Wubi Village, which also made the villagers puzzled, I don't know if these three big fools suddenly asked such a strange question, do they want to spray their own pepper?
When these villagers realized that it was too late, these three Dasha really sprayed pepper on them, and sprayed pepper from the high-pressure water gun, and immediately sprayed them in a panic, and their eyes were sprayed so that they couldn't open their eyes, and they fled in a hurry, and they also cried for a while-∈↗,
This pepper is not an ordinary thing, usually far away from it, you will be choked by its strong taste, let alone get into the eyes, it is sprayed into the eyes, the discomfort can be imagined.
These villagers were unable to prevent it, and they were sprayed by three viagra viagras, and they panicked in an instant, and they couldn't figure out where the direction of their home was, so they took the road and fled as long as there was a way.
"Ouch ho, I really can't imagine it, these three big fools still have this hand, how did they spray pepper, they put this pepper in the jug, why didn't it become pepper water?"
Everyone didn't think clearly about this trick of these three viagras, it should be said that if the pepper is sprinkled into the water, it will immediately become pepper water, how can it still maintain its original state.
Of course, the villagers of Wubi Village didn't dare to think about this problem, they quickly ran away, and if they didn't run, they would be so uncomfortable that they couldn't find the direction of their home if they were sprayed with pepper by these three fools, and they didn't want to run to the wrong house and go to the wrong bed.
However, there are also a few strong men who are not in a hurry to run, they are waiting for this opportunity to run to the wrong house and go to the wrong bed, they have always wanted to go to the bed of the neighbor's woman, but they have never had the opportunity.
They also put on a good show, and before the three viagras sprayed them, they covered their eyes and screamed exaggeratedly.
"Oh, no, we've all been sprayed with eyes, and now we can't open our eyes, and we can't find our way home now.
Daughter-in-law, let's say hello to you in advance, if we run to the wrong house and go to the wrong bed, you can't blame us, then you can only blame these three fools, they sprayed our eyes out, so that we can't find the home and go to the wrong bed, we don't really want to do this. ”
These strong men turned their heads and ran towards the destination, the direction was quite accurate, that was of course accurate, they had been thinking about entering the wrong door and going to the wrong bed, and they had rehearsed this scene countless times in their minds.
"Well, well, husband, we won't blame you, you hurry up and go to the wrong house and the wrong bed, we have been waiting for this opportunity for a long time, as long as you run to the wrong house and go to the wrong bed, then they will have the opportunity to run to the wrong house and go to the wrong bed for us!"
"I'll go, a slap doesn't make a sound, this is not a group of men waiting for this opportunity, these women are also waiting for this wrong opportunity!"
The villagers of Wubi Village withdrew fifty or sixty meters away, and they stopped, and they were not very relieved, so they brought helmets from their homes and covered them with glass.
"Hey, Wubi Village has been defeated, we have won, we have won this time, you are three heroes!"
When the team of Wubi Village withdrew fifty or sixty meters away, the employees of Jiang Wenhua celebrated happily, and they also sang and danced like the villagers of Wubi Village.
The three viagras also became three heroes, and they were worshiped by Jiang Wenhua's subordinates, and they almost didn't throw them into the sky, and when they were thrown into the air, they landed on the roof of the sprinkler truck, and their waists hit the high-pressure water gun, almost breaking them in half.
"I'm damn it, you welcome heroes like this, fortunately our waists are good, otherwise we would have been half paralyzed. ”
"Hehe, you are all heroes, heroes have to be different, including this waist should be much stronger than ordinary people. ”
"Hey, the people on the other side, which of you counts, can you come closer, why are you all shrinking turtles, we won this game, which means that our Brother Feng doesn't have to get involved." ”
Jiang Wenhua's subordinates also shouted to the team of Wubi Village, and they also saw that they had instigated the villagers of Wubi Village, and they were very proud.
"Hmph, you guys don't count this as a victory, you belong to the use of hidden weapons, and the people who use the hidden weapons are not used by upright people, so you should lose this game, and the young man at the peak has to be rich. ”
The people on the other side were not convinced, thinking that the three viagras were using hidden weapons, using such unjust and bright means, which was also shameful to them.
"What, what kind of hidden weapon is this pepper, you still shoot arrows, isn't that also a hidden weapon, people also say that the gun is easy to dodge and difficult to defend against dark arrows, you are obviously a hidden weapon, but I didn't say that dark pepper is difficult to prevent!"
The players on both sides are engaged in a war of words, you think that using pepper is a secret weapon, I think your use of a bow and arrow is even more a secret weapon, and they will not admit defeat to each other.
The old man Wubi waved his hand and said: "Okay, we lost this game, and we are willing to gamble and lose, since we are in a competition, we should have the courage to admit winning or losing."
However, we only lost one game, and our two sides were tied, which does not mean that we lost, and what about the last game, it is difficult to say who loses and who wins.
I also admire these three young men very much, I thought they were really three big fools, but I didn't expect them to hide this hand, it's really my fifth year to look away, it seems that this fool also has a good time. ”
The fifth child is quite touched, and he has a new understanding of these three viagras, thinking that they are really not the kind of stupid fools, and they can still come up with unexpected ideas.
"Haha, the fifth child, thank you for the compliment, thank you for your appreciation, now we are qualified to be the best man of your nephew and son-in-law, we are really not stupid, we are just pretending to be stupid, what is this little idea, you not only lost this game, you lost this game, because we have pepper, you can't attack it." ”
"Yes, we have pepper, the three viagras bought five hundred yuan of pepper, you can't attack it, you just raise your hands and surrender!"
The three viagras are very proud, and Jiang Wenhua's subordinates are also proud, and now the three viagras have pepper weapons, and the railway guerrillas in Wubi Village will not be able to attack, which also shows that they have lost this competition.
"Well, three young men, Ben Wubi old man, think that you meet the standards of my nephew and son-in-law's best man, and I also officially invite you to be my nephew's and son-in-law's best man, you are very intelligent young people, I appreciate young talents like you very much!"
Wubi old man praised like this, the three viagra heads were gone, and at that time, he forgot what his surname was, and the three big mouths were so happy that they couldn't close together.
"Hehe, that's, that's, we're well-known young talents, and it's not just ordinary handsome, it's so handsome that we can't be more handsome. ”
"Three viagras, you are handsome, grandpa is using a delaying tactic, he is wasting your time, you hurry up and turn off the high-pressure water gun, you spray pepper so needlessly, it is not a waste of it. ”
The three viagras got carried away, and Gao Feng scolded loudly, and the three of them came back to their senses.
"I'll go, old five, you're an old fox, we've been patted by you, and I'm going to turn off this high-pressure water gun, it's going to be over, and the pepper is gone." ”
When the three viagras reacted, they found that the pepper was sprayed out, and there was no one to fry a bowl of vegetables, and they also found that the pepper was sprayed into the pot, and Bi Yue's grandfather looked up to the sky and laughed.
"Haha, stupid is stupid after all, my old man wants to thank the three stupid people for giving us pepper, now it's not you who have the initiative, that's us who has the initiative, who loses and who wins in this game." ”
Shen Jiwei really bought a lot of pepper and filled more than a dozen pots and buckets, and the people of Wubi Village were overjoyed with these peppers.
"Hehe, thank you three Dasha Bi for giving us pepper, this pot is enough for our family to eat for a year and a half, of course, we are reluctant to eat it now, we want to use it to spray your eyes, but we are not as generous as you, we will use a high-pressure water gun to spray, we are using this kind of children's water gun to spray. ”
The villagers had the kind of water gun that children played with in their hands, they filled the water gun with pepper, and sprayed it twice at the people on the peak side, Jiang Wenhua's men dispersed in a hurry, and they withdrew more than 100 meters away for a while, and they asked each other while returning.
"Brother, do you want to take off your underwear and pee, and cover your wet underwear to your mouth!"
"Brother, I think I should take off my underwear and pee so that I can be safe. ”
The brothers felt that it made sense to cover their noses with their panties, so they pulled the panties out of the trouser legs, and the panties that were pulled out were wet, and they were not peeing out, but they were scared to pee, and directly covered the wet panties on their noses.
"I'll go, you stupid people, this pepper is eye-paste, you use your panties to cover your nose and use the ball, you should cover your eyes. ”
Seeing a few brothers covering their noses with wet underwear, and the rest of the brothers scolded, everyone thought that this was the case, pepper was sprayed on the eyes, and covering the nose had no effect, so they could only cover their eyes.
The big guy covered his wet panties on his eyes, and they felt that it was quite effective: "It's really on the eyes, it has an obvious effect, and it's wet and hot, and the eyes feel much refreshed." ”
A few of them were still anxious: "Hey, brothers, we don't wear underwear, any of you have extra underwear, borrow us to cover your eyes!"
What they said, they were scolded by everyone: "I'll go, you stupid comparison, who still wears two pairs of underwear, you think it's a mobile stage performance and takes off the dance, and you also put on ten pairs of underwear at the same time, you haven't taken off your underwear for three hours, you don't wear underwear, you can tear off a trouser leg, you can wet the trouser leg." ”
As soon as they heard this, they tore off one of their trouser legs, wetted their trouser legs, and immediately covered their eyes.
"Well, it's much more comfortable, but we still feel that this trouser leg is not as good as underwear, and we must wear underwear in the future, in case of this situation, it won't be less feeling!"