Chapter 444: This handsome guy is a fool No. 360
Gao Feng took out a notebook and asked everyone to write down the amount of money lent to Miao Buzheng, and the big guy wrote the money lent to Miao Buzheng one by one on the notebook, and handed it to Comrade Gao Feng after writing.
After Gao Feng received the notebook, he said: "Comrades, this handsome guy wants a sentence, don't be unpleasant, whether it is your leaders or migrant workers' uncles, this handsome guy doesn't believe in personality, today's social personality is worthless in the face of money and power, this handsome guy is not belittling the big guy, the number written on this notebook must be more than 380,000, maybe more than 120,000." β
Gao Feng was like this, and the big guy also said: "No, Comrade Gao, please believe in our personality, we are all written in real numbers, not more than a penny and a dime, we will really guarantee this matter with personality." β
The big guy swears by it, and pats his chest one after another, just like a massage in the bath.
Gao Feng smiled: "I hope you are worthy of your personality, and I hope your personality can be worth two cents." β
Gao Feng handed over the notebook to Zhang Aiqing, Zhang Aiqing is the cashier of the project department, she pressed the calculator that is a must, which is the account of 500 people in less than a minute or two, the calculator crackles, and the result can be obtained by dividing it by two.
I saw Zhang Aiqing press the calculator into a flower, and the big guys looked stupid, just like the mental arithmetic in a certain satellite TV program "The Strongest Brain", the speed was very amazing, I saw her clever fingers flying lightly on the calculator, much more beautiful than playing the piano, and the big guys looked stupid.
Zhang Aiqing's results came out quickly, she wrote the results in a notebook and handed them to Gao Feng, and after Gao Feng got the notebook and looked at the results, he immediately wrinkled his brows and smacked his tongue.
"My dear mother, comrades, can you pat your chest again, can you pat your chest again in front of this handsome guy.
You leaders and uncles of migrant workers, do you really dare to write down these money figures, don't you think you have a clear conscience?
When you write this money, do you touch your ass with your hands or touch your conscience, I think you all touch your buttocks, your conscience has grown to the buttocks.
β¦β¦β¦β¦ οΌm.β.cβomstyle_tt; Comrades, take a look at this number for yourselves, your general ledger is 760,000, a full 760,000, why are you so tacit, and you have made an integer, which has doubled.
Comrades, where is your personality, you don't swear to take a personality guarantee, how do you guarantee it, your personality is really valuable, it really doubles your personality. β
It's a pity that there is no table here, and the peak is almost about to shoot the case, this amount is something he didn't expect, he thought it would be more than twenty or thirty thousand, but he didn't expect the result to double as much, and it is so tacit, it seems that this personality is really valuable.
Gao Feng waved the notebook and scolded the big guy in front of him, the big guy still had the same attitude just now, and argued vigorously: "No, how is it possible, we are all written in real numbers, how can it be more than doubled, we are really taking personality as a guarantee."
Comrade Gao, if you check the amount of money in the notebook and see who writes more, then it will not be clear at a glance, and you will know which people have doubled their conscience to write money. β
"Yes, if you look at the amount of money in this notebook, and see who writes more, then you can know which people are writing with a clear conscience, this is to make a windfall, but we write according to real numbers, we all write according to our conscience. β
Everyone also asked Gao Feng to check who wrote more, which proves that there is a problem, these people have a clear conscience, and the personality of these people is worthless.
Gao Feng shook the notebook at everyone: "Comrades, what about black and white, you all write a lot, it's not a problem of one or two people, it's a problem with both of you." β
"This is impossible, this is absolutely impossible, Comrade Gao, it makes no sense for you to say this, you don't have an account book in your hand, and you don't know how much money we lent Miao Buzheng, how do you know that we are all writing blindly with a clear conscience, you have to be reasonable, we are indeed writing according to real numbers, do you want to fool us again, don't you want to give us money." β
"That's right, Comrade Gao, do you want to play with us again, deliberately find fault, we are indeed worthy of our conscience, we can't sell our personality for such a money, and sell our conscience. β
The love of the big guy is still very intense, and they blame Gao Feng one after another, and many people even jump up and point at Gao Feng's nose like a shrew scolding the street, and they almost hit him with cabbage and radish.
"Hmph, comrades, you think that this handsome guy has no account book, so you just believe in the reins and write nonsense, and you want to ask for money casually.
Comrades, this handsome guy can tell you, this handsome guy has an account book, how much money you lend Miao Buzheng, this handsome guy is clear.
Comrades, why did this handsome guy ask you to write down the money, that is, to test everyone's conscience, I didn't expect you to be really tried out by this handsome guy.
Comrades, real gold is not afraid of fire, but unfortunately you are not real gold, you are all stinky stones in the pit, including you leaders with heads and faces, many of you also want to fish in troubled waters to make more money.
Comrades, you didn't expect this handsome guy to come prepared, you didn't think that this handsome guy had an account book. β
"That's impossible, Comrade Gao, don't talk nonsense, you have an account book, we never let Miao Buzheng make an IOU, where did you get the account book, you want to treat all of us as children, you think too much." β
"That's right, it's impossible to have an account book, Miao Buzheng has never made an IOU, where did you get the account book?"
"There can't be a ledger, you're just talking nonsense, hurry up and return the money to us. β
"Killing people to pay for their lives, and paying off debts, this is a natural thing!"
Before Gao Feng's words fell, the big guy was excited, and the big guy refuted that Gao Feng had an account book, and everyone shouted the slogan of "killing people to pay for their lives, paying off debts, and justifying", as if Gao Feng owed the big guy money, as if Gao Feng should repay the big guy's money.
The big guys were not only excited, but they also wanted to rush upwards and beat up Gao Feng and Xiong Erwei.
"Hey, everyone be quiet, everyone be quiet for a while, you listen to this handsome guy. β
Gao Feng waved his notebook and yelled at the big guy, but the big guy couldn't hear Gao Feng's shouting at all, and he was waving his fists and rushing up.
When the big guy was rushing up, he suddenly rushed down from the upper floor, like a pouring of rain, which suddenly poured the crowd into the heart, and one by one became soup chickens in an instant.
"Hey, hey, let you be quiet, you're just disobedient, this handsome guy is prepared. β
After a burst of water, the big guy immediately quieted down, and they looked upstairs, and they found that there were three people standing on the upper floor of the project department, and they all held three water guns in their hands, which were the kind of water guns used on fire trucks.
The three people standing upstairs are none other than the surveying team of the project department, the surveyors are square and short, and the driver of the van is Comrade Fu.
The three of them held the water gun in one hand and waved to the big guy with the other, as if the leader was patrolling and majestic, they had a guy in their hands, so they could not be majestic, no one was afraid of the three of them, but they were afraid of the water gun in their hands.
The three of them were proudly waving to the big guy, but they didn't expect the water gun to suddenly rush up, knocking the three of them upstairs, and it took them a long time to control the three water guns, and when they got up, they found that they had also become three hairless chickens.
"Comrades, you guys are quiet now, this handsome guy doesn't mean anything else, this handsome guy just wants to do this thing well.
Comrades, but the big guy really disappointed this handsome guy, I didn't expect that each of you wanted to fish in troubled waters, and you all thought that Miao Buzheng didn't have an IOU, so you could take the opportunity to ask for an extra penny.
Comrades, you are wrong, this handsome guy really has an account book for borrowing money, and you don't know Comrade Miao Buzheng.
Comrades, this handsome guy tells you that Comrade Miao Buzheng has a hobby, he just likes to record the process of his deception, that is, to write down the process of deception like writing a diary, and take it out every day to appreciate it.
Comrades, it is precisely because Miao Buzheng has this hobby that every money you borrow, Miao Buzheng clearly recorded it in a notebook, that is, the notebook where I asked the big guy to write down the amount of money just now.
Comrades, when you were confronted with money, you were so dizzy that you didn't turn a page of this notebook, but on the page before you wrote down the amount, that is, Miao Bu was clearly remembering the amount of money borrowed from you, and you can now pass it on and circulate it. β
Gao Feng handed the notebook to the big guy again, and the big guys passed it down one by one, and saw that the amount of money and the name and surname that Miao Bu was writing on the account book were clear at a glance, and the big guys all lowered their heads and melon seeds, and there was nothing to say for a while.
"Comrades, you can all see it clearly now, Miao Buzheng wrote very clearly, even the years, months and days are clearly written, and he also marked the number behind your name, starting from 1 and going down, and has been marked to 509, and there are two words written behind this mark, that is, the word 'fool'.
Comrades, don't think why, Miao Buzheng is fooling the big guy as a fool, don't take it to heart, among these 509 fools, there is also the name of this handsome guy, this handsome guy is the 60th fool, and this handsome guy also lent Miao Buzheng a thousand yuan.
Comrades, we 500 fools have achieved a fine comparison of Miao Buzheng, which proves that we still have some conscience, at least we have sympathy, otherwise how could we lend money to Miao Buzheng.
Comrades, don't think that we have been treated as fools by Miao Bu, you will lose your sympathy and our inherent conscience, and in the future, when we encounter good deeds that accumulate virtue, we will still have to do good deeds without hesitation.
Comrades, when we were made fools by Miao Bu, we also made a mistake ourselves, that is, we lost our personality for a while, and deliberately wrote up our own loans in order to take the opportunity to get some money back.
Comrades, it is an eternal truth that human beings are inherently good, let us act according to the rules of conscience and be a kind person. β
"Don't bother talking too much, you think you are a descendant of Confucianism, so much sour nonsense with us, or hurry up and repay us according to the account that Miao Buzheng kept, and next time you encounter borrowing money, you won't borrow it if you kill us." β
Gao Feng was in high spirits, and the big guys were impatient, and once again the crowd became excited, asking Gao Feng to quickly repay the money.