Chapter 445: Live a long life like a hen
Gao Feng delivered his inaugural speech like a certain country running for president, which was Grandma Wang's stinky and long speech, which made the big guys can't wait, annoying him like annoying Tang Seng.
"Comrade Gao, don't bother to talk about it, you should pay back the money quickly, we will never lend money to others in the future, and we will not borrow money if we are killed, don't tell us anything about Confucianism, you think you are a professor." β
Big guy, you are very excited, and some people even take off their shoes and want to smash Comrade Gao Feng with the soles of their shoes.
When everyone rushed to the peak, the peak commanded the three people above the building, and asked them to rush down with a water gun, these three people wished they were like this, they were addicted to playing this water gun, and shooting the group of people below with the water gun was like shooting Japanese devils, even if there were leaders of the project department below, and leaders of other owner units, etc.
The three comrades Fang Cun and Chang Short shouted to the people below while shooting water: "Leaders, I'm sorry, we can't be the master if we shoot water or not, it's all commanded by Comrade Gao Feng, you saw it, he just commanded it personally, we just obeyed the order, don't blame us, if you want to blame Gao Feng." β
Fang Cun and Chang Short, as well as the three masters and masters, pushed 369 and directly pushed the responsibility to the head of the peak.
The three of them shot the water, and the big guys below were all well-behaved and silent, these three people were condescending and took advantage of it, and these people below couldn't run away if they wanted to, they had nowhere to escape and became soup chickens again.
"Hey, comrades, do you listen to this handsome guy, you follow the advice of this handsome guy or not, do you still do good deeds in the future, if you don't do good deeds, then we will let the three of them shoot water, more than three times and still don't agree to do good deeds, then this handsome guy will not return your money. β
When everyone became a soup chicken again, Gao Feng made a request, asking the big guy to listen to his own words, and promised to do good deeds in the future and be a person with a conscience.
The big guys all expressed their attitudes: "Comrade Gao, don't use your Yinwei anymore, we all listen to your opinions, follow your requirements, we all promise to do more good deeds and more good deeds in the future, you don't let these three fools shoot water anymore, pity me for this set of brand-name clothes, that's thousands of sets, this is more than the money lent to Miao Buzheng 67676767, m.β.cβ³omstyle_tt; Much more. β
But no, the clothes worn by these leaders are quite expensive, what kind of men's clothing, what playboys, what are the brands of Seven Wolves, of course, there are also brands of Heilan House, all of them are thousands of clothes or even tens of thousands.
Nowadays, clothes are so expensive that they are frighteningly expensive, even children's clothes are hundreds or thousands, not to mention adults' clothes, people really can't figure it out, not just a few pieces of fabric, how can they be sold at such a high price.
"That's not good, you guys are succumbing to this handsome guy's Yinwei, this handsome guy is not letting you succumb to my own Yinwei, this handsome guy wants everyone to follow my opinion from the bottom of my heart. β
The big guys all expressed their positions in unison, Comrade Gao Feng thought that this was not enough, he didn't need the big guys to succumb to his Yinwei, what he needed was for the big guys to follow their opinions from the bottom of their hearts.
The big guy replied to him again in a surprising unison: "Okay, we don't succumb to your Yinwei, we follow your will from the bottom of our hearts, we want to do good deeds from the bottom of our hearts, we go back to eat fasting Buddha knocking wooden fish, and do good deeds every day, and if you see a beggar, you will give a dime, and if you see more, you won't give it, and now there are too many liars and beggars, and you can't cheat us for a dime." β
The big guy expressed his attitude very sincerely, and also said in a specific way that from today onwards, he will eat fasting and chant Buddha when he goes home, knock on the wooden fish several times a day, and never forget to do good deeds every day, and give money in time when he encounters beggars, only give a dime, and never give more than a dime. "My dear, my flesh, you are doing good deeds, you are calling Bimen.
I'll give it to you, you can't do this, that handsome guy won't return the money to you, the one on your mouth is better than the singing, but as soon as you turn your back, you forget about it.
Comrades, in order to prevent your words from not counting, in order to prevent you from being too picky, this handsome guy also set up a note, as long as you agree to the incident on the note, promise to take out 200 yuan to do good deeds, and sign your name on it, then the handsome guy will immediately return the money you lent to Miao Buzheng. β
The big guy doesn't know what else this comrade Gao Feng has prepared, anyway, this thing is like a trick to conjure things, what kind of account book just now, and now a note has popped up, and everyone must agree to come up with two hundred good deeds.
The big guys are in no mood to read the note carefully, and they are also dizzy by the peak goods, and their heads are dizzy.
When the big guy heard that it was only two hundred yuan, it wasn't a lot of money, so the big guy immediately agreed, and rushed to sign the note.
Gao Feng took the note signed by the big guy, and was very satisfied, just like the student was more obedient, and the teacher was very satisfied.
"Well, you all have a good appearance, and you have all signed your name, although most of the signatures are signed like ghost drawings, but this handsome guy can still recognize whose signature it is.
Since the big guys are all positive, then this handsome guy is no longer embarrassed by everyone, and he is not embarrassed by everyone, but just to let everyone understand the truth of at least being a man.
I won't talk about the big reason, and this handsome guy will return your money to you, so that the big guy can go back with peace of mind. β
Gao Feng really became chattering like Tang Seng, his mother-in-law and mother had exhausted the big guys for most of the day, not to get their money back, they would have run away a long time ago.
The big guys are as weak as frosted eggplants, and they only hope that this Gao Tang monk will end his speech early.
"Comrade Gao, let's finish everything you have to say, and we'll all listen to it. β
Several leaders of the project department scolded: "Gao Feng, you have a fart to let go, don't let his grandmother's fart like Tang Seng, our patience is limited." β
Gao Feng didn't say anything more, and directly asked Zhang Aiqing to return the money to the big guy, Zhang Aiqing used online banking to transfer money, and this business was familiar to her.
It just so happens that the card used by Miao Buzheng has also opened online banking, and you can transfer money on the spot, and those who transfer money can inquire on the spot, comrades with mobile banking can directly check their mobile phones, and comrades without mobile banking can call the bank to inquire.
Don't look at these migrant workers, most of them have used mobile banking, and they also told the big guys, now it is too old-fashioned to use mobile phone online banking, we not only have mobile phone online banking, we can also buy train tickets on mobile phones, but the 106 website makes people queue up at every turn, which is really unpleasant.
The migrant workers also told the big guy that some of them still have WeChat, and when they are lonely and bored, they also use WeChat to shake nearby netizens.
Netizens near the shake, a few migrant workers are still indignant, the photos on their netizens are beautiful and sexy, and later I saw that it was a girl who did that kind of leather and meat business, and the price was not cheap, it cost 801 nights, but I couldn't afford it.
Some people also said that they really dare not look at the photos now, and the photos look like seventeen or eighteen-year-old girls, but the date looks like an obese woman in her fifties, which is really different.
Gao Feng said to these migrant workers: "Uncle migrant workers, you have to remember, everything has roots, you have the suspicion of taking advantage of others, so you don't let other people's families take advantage of you, this is called the wisher to take the bait, besides, don't dislike the old pearl of the family, why don't you yourself be a sharp-beaked monkey, if you are a turtle, don't laugh at Wang Ba."
However, this handsome guy wants to remind you, don't take this WeChat fun too seriously, in the end, it will hurt your body and bones, and you will suffer the loss. β
Some people think that Gao Handsome Guy is reasonable, and some people scoff at it, thinking that Gao Handsome Guy is alarmist.
After checking the balance, the big guy found a problem, how could he have lost two hundred yuan, according to Miao Buzheng's notes, it should be returned in full.
Gao Feng showed the freshly signed note to the big guys, and handed them to their eyes one by one, so that they could see the signed note just now.
"Comrades, you can see clearly, this is still the note you just signed, it is clearly written on it, you voluntarily took out 200 yuan to do good deeds, and the 200 yuan will be deducted from the loan. β
"Ah, Comrade Gao, your speed is too fast, do good deeds now, deduct two hundred yuan now, you didn't take advantage of the fire to rob, we thought we would do good deeds in the future." β
The big guy looked at the signed note seriously, and they were also shocked, thinking that this handsome guy was taking advantage of the fire to rob, which was almost like a robbery.
Gao Feng scolded: "Go to the ball, you just believe in the ball, this handsome guy doesn't know the nature of you people, you just do one thing in front of you and one set behind your back, you have a lot of fancy in front of you, and you forget nothing when you turn around, this handsome guy doesn't deduct these two hundred yuan, where will this handsome guy go to you to ask for this money in the future, even if this handsome guy finds you, you will deny it." β
In this way, the big guy only has to laugh, and this goods have gone to everyone's hearts, and things like this are expired and invalidated.
It's just two hundred yuan, and the big guy will admit it, much less than the money lent to Miao Buzheng, and the family still knows who is light and who is important.
Of course, Gao Feng is not a one-size-fits-all deduction of 200 yuan per person, he deducts it according to the proportion of borrowed money, the amount of money lent to Miao Buzheng is more than 10,000 yuan, the minimum is less than 10 yuan, so it is definitely unrealistic for people to take money out of their pockets.
Some people are happy and some are worried, most of them are grateful to Comrade Gao Feng, almost like thanking the life-saving benefactor, so they kneel and kowtow to Gao Feng.
Especially those migrant comrades, the way they thanked people was to be faster, and immediately bought peanuts and melon seeds, as well as whole bags of oranges, apples and other fruits, some people even bought eggs, and what made people feel even more interesting was that some people bought a hen and gave it to Comrade Gao Feng.
"Comrade Gao, you are really my life-saving benefactor, you have saved our family, in order to express my excitement, I give you a hen, this is a local wild hen, may you live a hundred years like this hen, may you be as young as this hen. β
Gao Feng held this hen and had two questions in his heart, one is that this hen can live a long life, and the other is whether this hen can be young forever?