Chapter 669: Did You Go Mend Your Shoes?
Niu Zhan and Brother Nama-faced Ren were told that they each spent 15,000 yuan, and the two of them were shocked again, the cost of this weight loss center is not ordinary expensive, but two expensive. Sister-in-law Suo Ke Er, look at the most dizzying Yan Qing girl Er said 81 Chinese net w small w 8 1 zw.com
When the two beauties settled accounts with them, the two were dumbfounded, it turned out that this mountain bike can't be exploded, bursting a tire is 500 yuan, and the sink is also 500 yuan, if they knew that this would be the money, they would be more leisurely.
They want to think like this, once they enter that state, they can't help themselves, it's impossible to control their feelings, who let themselves be like chicken blood, and use all the strength to eat Nai, to let the two beauties fly, this flight has to pay a price, and the result of seeking chopsticks is that it costs money.
The benevolent brother of Niu Struggle and the horse-faced man stretched out his hands to the two beauties: "Two beauties, you can be more expensive, no matter how expensive you are, we can't take out half a penny, you have the ability to find it yourself." ”
Niu Zhan and the horse-faced brother were in the same situation, they were wearing a few leaves when they came in, and after exercising for a long time, they flew in the air for a while, and there was only one leaf left on their bodies, and that leaf also became their ugly cloth.
Niu Zhan and the horse-faced brother patted their bodies very proudly, almost completely exposed, they really couldn't hide the money anywhere, they were penniless now.
"Hmph, Mr. Niu Sanma Si, you want to eat the overlord meal, then you can be regarded as eating, we don't have to force you to pay at all, we just need to get these videos out, and you will pay obediently." ”
The two beauties were disdainful of the expressions of Niu Zhan and the horse-faced brother, they sneered a few times, and then stretched out their hands to pat a few times, and saw that images appeared all around the cucumber greenhouse.
Niu Zhan and the horse-faced brother looked at the image in the whole greenhouse, and the two were dumbfounded, this image is all the pictures they just had, saying that the picture is full of ugliness, they almost chased the three-point beauty desperately, and once again the hungry tiger pounced into the cucumber rack, and the desperate bicycle tire gas, the two beauties were sent flying, and in the end, they beat themselves into the air, as if they were playing an action blockbuster movie, it should be said that this is a banned film, and the content contains a yellow banned film. 81 novel network w small w said w 1.88 small 1 8 zw said.c net om
"I'll go, you guys are too lacking in morality, this kind of situation is filmed, if this is broadcast, or on the Internet, it will be almost the same as that kind of adult film, and it will be swept away by the public security in an instant!"
Niu Struggle and the horse-faced brother were dumbfounded, this kind of video is a time bomb everywhere, they have no face to see people, they played so exciting just now, but now they break out in a cold sweat. The initials of the new domain name Kele Novel Network (k1xsw), the largest free romance Chinese website, hurry up.
"Mr. Niu Sanmasi, who is lacking in virtue, you consume but don't pay, it should be your lack of virtue.
Mr. Niu Sanmasi, we are also forced to come to our place to consume, nine out of ten guests want to eat overlord meals, and we have to come up with this way.
Mr. Niu Sanmasi, we also sue you, our boss used to be a person who ate overlord meals, and he came up with this method, which is called who is dealing with whom. ”
Niu Zhan and Ma Yan should be two people, but these two beauties call them together, as if they are just one person, this Niu San Ma Si sounds the same as Niu Tou Ma Mian, and the two of them have some complaints.
"Two beauties, you call us Niu Sanma Four, it's not as good as Niu Tou Ma Mian, at least people know that this Niu Tou Ma Mian is two animals, but you Niu Sanma and Four Mr. are combined.
Two beautiful women, and we are naked, and we don't have wallets, and we don't have any money to pay you, so let's make you an IOU. ”
"Hmph, you can call it whatever you want, the cow head horse noodles are the cow head horse noodles, whether it is two animals or a combination of two animals, then you have to buy this order, not a penny less.
Mr. Niu Tou Ma Mian, we also tell you, we don't owe here, don't think that you are a big customer, there are no big customers here, the more big customers are, the more the debt, a few dollars of fraction are counted.
Mr. Bull Bull Horse Face, we don't need you to pay cash, we don't need you to swipe your card, we just need you to pay online. Bayi Chinese said ww.81zw.com
We set a time limit of two hours for you, if you pay online, we will delete the video, if it does not arrive within two hours, then we will send the video to the network, which has a timing function. ”
Niu Zhan and the horse-faced brother saw that there was really a timed delivery function on the screen, and they timed the video to two hours later, as long as it was at that time, it would be sent regularly.
Niu Struggle and the horse-faced brother often read e-books, they know that this e-book has the function of timed delivery, and they also believe that this video will also have the function of timed delivery, it seems that it is impossible for them to repay the debt.
"Hey, two beauties, can you stretch out the time and give us two days, let's go and make money!"
"Hmph, Mr. Niutou Ma Mian, we tell you, if you say another word, we will advance the time by ten minutes, and now we will advance the time by ten minutes, and we will send it at a regular time in an hour and fifty minutes. ”
Niu Fen and the horse-faced brother wanted to delay a little time, but they didn't expect these two beauties to shorten the timed delivery time by ten minutes, and the brother of Niu Fen and the horse-faced called out.
"I'll check, you can't do this, we just have to rush back for an hour, and we need to go out to get a taxi." ”
"Mr. Niutou Ma Mian, your time has been shortened by ten minutes again, and the timed delivery time is one hour and forty minutes!"
As soon as the two of them screamed, their timed delivery time was cut back by another ten minutes, to only one hour and forty minutes.
"I'll go, let's stop talking, okay, we'll rush back now to pay you online!"
"I'm sorry, Mr. Niu Tou Ma Mian, your video delivery time has been shortened by ten minutes again, and the video will be sent in one hour and thirty minutes, please hurry up and pay online. ”
As soon as Niu Zhan and the horse-faced brother finished "going", their timed delivery time was shortened by another ten minutes, and the two hurriedly ran outside the greenhouse, shouting as they ran.
"I'll go, your time is worse than the rules of the website to buy train tickets, you have to pay in more than forty minutes, you are too inhumane. ”
As soon as the two of them finished shouting, the two beauties said again: "Mr. Bull Tou Ma Mian, your time has been shortened by another ten minutes, and you only have one hour and twenty minutes left." ”
"Ah, ah, two beauties, this is also our speech, and this also has to deduct time.
Two beauties, let's ask you if there is a verification code for online payment, won't it be like that buy train ticket website, get some weird verification codes, every time you have to get a few minutes to guess it, it's too fucking annoying, who the fuck thinks of this way, this is not a pit people, you don't pit us, we can react slowly. ”
"Mr. Niu Tou Ma Mian, what you said is too long, your video timer has been shortened by twenty minutes, and your video timer is one hour!"
Before Niu Struggle and the horse-faced brother finished speaking, their timed delivery time was shortened by another twenty minutes, and these two guys didn't dare to squeak anymore, and there was no time to squeak again, and they desperately ran out of the cucumber planting greenhouse.
"Ouch, there are really two taxis, God help us!"
After Niu Fen and the horse-faced brother ran out of the shed, they saw two taxis parked outside the shed, and there were two of them hugging and crying, these two people they still knew, and they were the two taxi drivers who brought them.
I didn't expect the two of them to cry here for so long, about two or three hours, these two people are really low tears, how can they cry like this, maybe they have never been so sad.
"Hey, don't cry, send us back quickly, we have to pay the bill online in a hurry, otherwise it will get bigger." ”
Niu Zhan and the horse-faced brother walked over, pulled the two taxi drivers who were hugging and crying, and asked them to drive the two back quickly, and the two taxi drivers looked back at the two, and they were stunned.
"You guys, why are you as fat as a pig when you go in, and why are you as thin as a cucumber when you come out three hours later, don't we look at your two faces or a cow face and a horse face, we don't dare to admit it, what's going on, what's going on inside?"
The two taxi drivers were a little stupid when they saw Niu Struggle, these two people were as fat as pigs before they went in, and they were also pressed by these two people, pressing them as thick as a book, how could they lose weight into cucumbers in three hours.
"Hehe, two brothers, you didn't see the name of this weight loss center, that's the cucumber weight loss center, their weight loss center is worthy of its name, we graduated on the first day, we are also the fastest students to graduate, and we lost weight into a cucumber body on the first day. ”
When the brothers with the face of Niu Zhan and the horse-faced saw the shocked expressions of the two taxi drivers, they became more and more proud, and felt that although they had spent so much money, the weight loss effect was not bad, and they could be said to be gods, and they had successfully reduced their weight to a cucumber body in such a short period of time.
"Ah, this weight loss center is so powerful, this effect is too obvious, if you say this, we also want to lose weight, we sit in a taxi every day, the waist and belly grow the fastest, and we are as fat as a pig, we also want to have a body like a cucumber. ”
The two taxi drivers showed a look of envy, they also wanted to go into this weight loss center to lose weight, and they also thought that they would go in now, and lose their cucumber body in three hours, so why not.
"Hey, two brothers, you want to lose weight, we support you, but you have to send us back now, and then you can lose weight again. ”
Niu Zhan and the horse-faced brother dragged the two taxi drivers to let them send them back, and the two were in a hurry to pay online, which was less than an hour, and they had to pay the money as much as possible.
"Hey, two brothers, why are you sewn hemp rope on your belly, have you gone to the place where you mend your shoes?"
When Niu Zhan and the horse-faced brother were about to get into the taxi, they looked at the belly of the two and screamed, and Niu Zhan and the two looked at their belly.
"I'll go, when did I sew the hemp rope, it's still the same as sewing the soles of the shoes, and it's tied into a dead knot!"