Niu Zhan and Ma Face's brother were set up by the two beauties to send videos on a regular basis, and the online payment time for the two was only one hour, and they had to return home an hour ago to make online payments. Romance debuts

Time is very urgent, not a minute can not be delayed, the two are also anxious, hoping to run out of the shed there will be a taxi waiting here, if there is no taxi waiting here, then they have to run to the city to take a taxi, so let alone an hour, is to give them half a day, maybe not enough.

Unexpectedly, the two taxis that sent them had not left yet, and the two taxi drivers were still hugging their heads and crying, and the two taxi drivers cried for three hours in one breath, and their tears were dry, and they were howling there.

Niu Zhan and the two pulled the two taxi drivers who were hugging and crying away, and asked them to drive them back quickly, and the two taxi drivers found a heavy situation and found that Niu Zhan's belly was sewn with hemp rope.

Niu Zhan and the horse-faced brother also found out about this situation, they almost didn't jump up the tree, sewing their bellies is indeed hemp rope, or the kind of hemp rope that mends the soles of their shoes, this thin hemp rope is very strong, and the mended leather shoes will not break for several years.

The brothers of Niu Zhan and the horse-faced brothers further found that their bellies were not only sewn with hemp rope, but their bellies were also rolled up several times, just as they used to wear loose yellow military pants when they were seventeen or eighteen years old, and the trouser legs were too long to roll up several times, and just like the peasants who went to work in the paddy fields to roll up their trouser legs several times, some of the shorter people were almost rolled up to their knees, otherwise they would not be able to work, and they would be wet and dirty by muddy water.

The belly of Niu Struggle and the two of them are now in such a situation, their belly has been rolled up seven or eight times, and then the hemp rope used is tied into a dead knot.

"What the fuck is this, who did this good thing, treating the two of us as flowers, and rolling them into a flower. ”

The belly of the two Niu Struggle was really rolled into a flower, and they almost had vegetables in it, and the meat foam was also omitted, and they were a belly of meat.

"Third Brother Niu, I remember, this is the masterpiece of those two beauties, weren't we blown up by ourselves, and finally rushed to the sky, and then our stomachs will burst, and after we fell, they sewed us up!"

"Yes, Fourth Brother Ma, I also remembered, these two beauties are strange and talented, they sewed us like this, we have to go back to them, we are people, not a leather shoe. ”

Niu Struggle also thought about it, they tried their best to cheer up, and as a result, they also blew themselves up, and these two beauties sewed hemp rope when they fell.

Niu Struggle wants to go back to the two beauties to ask for an explanation, he thinks this sewing method is too ugly, it is not as good as the clothes he sews, Niu Struggle can also needlework, and the things he sews are not bad, and they are no worse than the ingenious lesbians.

"Hey, Third Brother Niu, don't go back to them, let's just order, they are all girls of the younger generation, how can they be popular, their craftsmanship is worse than ours.

Brother Niu, let's go back to them, they will deduct the time to send the video on a regular basis, and before we go out, the video will be sent regularly, so it can't be worth it. ”

Niu Struggle was pulled by the horse-faced brother, he told Niu Struggle these truths, Niu Struggle felt that it made sense, as long as it was sewn on, it was the most important thing to go back to pay online first.

Niu Zhan and the horse-faced brother got into the taxi respectively, and they still followed the same as those who came, and whoever sent them took this taxi back.

The two taxi drivers said while getting into the car: "I'll go, we thought you lost weight so quickly, you can turn into cucumbers in three hours, it turns out that you are rolled into cucumbers, seeing you rolled, it will remind us of the pancake roll green onions." ”

Niu Zhan and the horse-faced brother got into the car, the two taxis ran forward one after the other, running out a kilometer away, Niu Zhan asked the driver to catch up with the taxi in front, he had something to ask the horse-faced brother.

The taxi behind chased after him, and the two taxis drove side by side, and Niu Fen lowered the window to talk to the horse-faced brother, but found that it was very inconvenient, and there was a taxi driver in the middle.

Niu Zhan let his car drive to the right of the car, and Niu Zhan found that he was still separated by a taxi driver, he was climbing on the taxi driver's body, and it was inconvenient to talk like that, and the posture was quite uncomfortable.

The taxi driver told him if he wanted to stop, and he couldn't, time is money, this time is not money, this time is face, once it exceeds an hour, the glorious image of his cow struggle will be exposed in the network.

Niu Zhan thought of a way, he and the horse-faced brother climbed on the hood of the taxi to talk, you just drive your car, Niu Struggle told the horse-faced brother about this method, and the horse-faced brother readily agreed, and praised the third brother Niu for having a lot of ideas.

"Hey, two big brothers, why do you have to do this, you can go to the back row......"

Before the two taxi drivers could finish speaking, Niu Zhan and the horse-faced brother climbed onto the hoods of the two taxis, and they were talking on their stomachs face to face.

"Fourth Brother Ma, isn't it much more convenient to talk like this, so that it will not delay the taxi drive, but also allow us to chat from the bottom of our hearts. ”

The horse-faced brother gave Niu Struggle a firm thumbs up: "Third Brother Niu, you must have been a naughty person when you were young, otherwise your head would not be so good, your method is really the best of both worlds." ”

Niu Zhan nodded: "Fourth Brother Ma, you guessed it, your brother did everything when he was a child, and I also did a big thing, which is still fresh in my memory."

The old woman in our neighborhood couldn't look at me, and she went to my mother's every day to sue me, and my mother beat me every day, and beat me to death.

I hated the old woman so much that I thought I would find a way to hurt her, and her land was next to mine, so I went to the field and found a big pumpkin, and made a hole in it, and then pulled a bubble of in it.

Fourth Brother Ma, do you know, I held my stool for a week in order to harm this old woman, this bubble of is too big, enough to fill the pumpkin, and it overflows a lot, so I wiped it clean with my clothes, and then covered it again, so that it was seamless.

Fourth Brother Ma, in order to see the embarrassment of the old woman eating my pumpkin, I have been hiding behind her house and listening to the movement, and I also saw her come back from the field with a pumpkin, and I was ready to fry the pumpkin when I was cooking at noon.

Fourth Brother Ma, the exciting moment is coming, I am hiding behind the house and dancing happily, just waiting for the old woman to scream loudly, who in my pumpkin, my sesame oil and pot. ”

Niu Zhan told the horse-faced brother the story of his childhood, and the brother was a little fascinated by it, and he asked from time to time.

"Third Brother Niu, is the old woman screaming?"

Niu Struggle replied: "Fourth Brother Ma, screamed, it didn't take two minutes to scream, but the person who screamed was not the old woman, but my mother, she screamed in horror, scolding which bastard pulled a bubble of shit in the pumpkin, this soaked shit is very large, and filled her own pot, and at the same time sprayed her with sesame oil, it turned out that I ran to the wrong place, and took my own land as a neighbor's land." ”

The horse-faced brother asked again: "Third brother Niu, did your mother find out later which bastard did it?"

Niu struggled and said: "Fourth Brother Ma, then you still need to check, look at the softness of the stool, as well as the color and weight of the stool, my mother will know after a while that this is my bastard who did it, but my poor ass was beaten and swollen, and I almost didn't beat me to death, and it took a month to get out of bed." ”

Niu Zhan talked about what he did when he was a child, and he couldn't help touching his buttocks, he felt that the swollen butt that was beaten by his mother when he was a child was still vivid, and he also made himself lie down for a month.

"Third Brother Niu, we are each other, we are the same kind of people, you have done such earth-shattering things, and I have also done earth-shattering things.

When I was a child, I was also stealing chickens and dogs, and I was often sued by others, my father beat me to death, he really beat me, I didn't think I was his own son at all, I still suspect that I am not his biological son, how can there be a biological son who is beaten like this.

There was a mute man in our village, he was the one who complained the most, and he was also the most nosy, and every time I did something bad, he saw him, and he went to my house to complain, babbling and talking a lot, so that my father was waiting for me with a shovel.

I thought that I would cure this mute, and that it would be better to make his leg lame, so that I could not run to my house and complain.

Later, I came up with a solution, and I quickly put it into action, digging a pit on the way to my house by the dumb man, I used the night to dig a big hole, and I used the bucket at home to fill the big pit with manure, and the bucket at home was too big and heavy, and I couldn't lift it, so I took the bucket and basin at home to fill the dung water.

Brother Niu, digging this dung pit, I still learned it from the movie "Tunnel War", I think they dig the hole very professionally, so I imitated them, dug this big pit quite well, and set up two wooden sticks on it, and then covered it with turf, which is quite well camouflaged, and it can't be seen from the surface at all.

The next morning I ran to the dumb man's door, and stoned the window of their house, and smashed several pieces of glass in his house, and deliberately let the dumb man chase him out, and I ran to the dung pit that I had dug up, and the dumb man chased him all the way, and soon he was going to reach the side of the dung pit. ”

"Fourth Brother Ma, did your plan be successfully implemented, did the dumb man fall into the dung pit, and then didn't get out of bed for a month. ”

Niu Zhan asked, and the horse-faced brother replied: "Ah, Brother Niu, when the dumb man was about to fall into the dung pit, he happened to meet my father coming back from the field, and he grabbed my father to complain, and my father was so angry that he chased me with a hoe, and my father fell into the dung pit, and finally my father and I didn't get out of bed for three months, my dad broke his leg, I was broken by my dad, and both father and son lay in bed to recuperate for three months!"