Chapter 798: Bed Marathon Champion
Gao Feng stepped on the big man's body, stepped on the big man and couldn't move, he didn't even have a chance to beg, the big man regretted it, he really knew why he was in the first place today, and he knew that he was subdued so easily, so don't practice this jiu-jitsu since he was a child.
At this moment, there were two more guys, one fat and one thin, and these two guys were in stark contrast, the fat one was as fat as a pig, and the thin one was as thin as a chicken.
Gao Feng felt it, it turned out that these four golden steels were four extreme people, one tall, one short, one fat and one thin, but the first two had their own unique skills, I don't know what this fat and thin will do.
Now come out to mix, if you want to make a name for yourself, then you must have unique skills, especially in the entertainment industry, then you need to be unique, the director's first sentence is to ask you what unique skills you have, you have to show it, otherwise there will be no place to stand.
Unexpectedly, this fat and thin came to Gao Feng, and Putong knelt down in front of him, and begged Gao Feng loudly to let their dick go.
Actually, this is also their own mistake, this big man is not their second, it should be the third, and the little man is the fourth.
"Two big brothers, is this your second child, it should be your third child, and the second child should be one of the two of you. ”
Gao Feng said to the two people kneeling in front of him, and these two people understood.
"Hehe, brother, you're right, the big man is the third, we ourselves are the second, we have been bad at math since we were young, and we are not good at math. ”
The two of them were hey and straight, and Gao Feng scolded: "Go to the ball, you haven't been good at math since you were a child, you have a bad brain since you were a child, who is the second among the two of you?"
Before Gao Feng's words fell, the fat and thin two people crackled and slapped each other's mouths and roared.
"Damn, I'm the second, don't rob the second child with Lao Tzu!"
Gao Feng thought that the thin man would suffer, as long as the fat man slapped him with a bear paw, he would be killed on the spot, but things were not as Gao Feng thought, but the opposite was the opposite, the fat man was at a disadvantage, and was slapped by the thin man and cried.
"Oh, let you fan it every time, you just don't know how heavy it is, and it swells's face. ”
"Hmph, who asked you to compete with me for the second child, Lao Tzu is the second child, as long as you fight with me for the second child, Lao Tzu will slap you. ”
The thin man snorted coldly, Gao Feng looked at the fat man's face, if people didn't fan him, he was swollen, anyway, it was a swollen one, and he couldn't see whether the ball was swollen or not.
Gao Feng doesn't know what's wrong with these two stupid people, why do they rush to be the second child, is it that the second child is more hidden, and he can bend and stretch, and he can survive in a cold and damp environment, and there are many advantages.
"Two big brothers, stop it, tell me why you like to be the second brother, why you don't like to be the boss, isn't the boss good?"
As soon as Gao Feng asked, the two said: "Brother, you don't often pay attention to the entertainment industry at first glance, and you don't know today's popular elements, and now you are all proud of two, don't you see that in the blind date show, those female guests all say that they are a little two, and they are all proud of two."
Brother, you know why they are proud of two, this is a way of life, once they make a mistake and do something wrong, then they can be explained by this reason, because she is two. ”
Gao Feng smiled: "Two big brothers, we are all ordinary people, we pay attention to the dry hair in the entertainment industry, and those female guests are not proud of two, they are more two, this is their nature, I didn't expect you to be proud of two."
Two big brothers, don't fight, I'll give you a good way, that is, both of you should be the second, and you will be tied for two. ”
"Oh, brother, why didn't we think of it, why didn't we think of tying for second place, we have been fighting for this second child for three months, and we haven't come up with a good way, you came up with such a good way, we thank you, thank you grandma. ”
Gao Feng thought of a way to make these two people tied for second, and the two of them were very happy, thinking that this was the most perfect way, but in fact, this was the second way.
Gao Feng told them, you haven't met me, after you meet me, you will not fight for the second child for a long time.
Gao Feng asked the two again, are you two of the four gold steel, your two brothers will be unique, one can top the iron frame bed, but was knocked out by the iron frame bed, the other can jiu-jitsu, and the result is trampled to the point that it can't be restored, this is that the drowned are all water, people with superb martial arts, in the end, they all die very miserably, what will you do?
Gao Feng jumped off the body of the big man, who was like a lump of dough on the ground, and could no longer be restored.
"Hehe, brother, of course we will be unique, if we won't be unique, the boss can let us be the four golden steels, and now we won't have anything to eat, we are in order to support ourselves, not to support our families, we have all passed the Double 11 Festival, we are all bachelors, we must be able to do a unique job." ”
Gao Feng looked at the two people who were fat and thin, they looked strange, it was strange that they were not single, it was strange that they could find a girlfriend.
Gao Feng asked them what they would be able to do, and let us hear it.
The two of them told Gao Feng that I am a big fat man and I can run, I am a champion of running a marathon, I am a thin man and I can fight, and I am a champion of sanda.
"I'll go, you can really be honest, one is fat like a pig, the other is as thin as a chicken, you are the marathon champion, your marathon is running in bed, you run the horse I guess no one can compare to you, you thin man is a sanda champion, you are the champion who was broken up by others, as soon as you appeared, you were broken up by others, were you fatter than you are now, you are now the appearance after being broken up many times. ”
One of these two people said that he was a marathon champion, and the other said that he was a sanda champion, and he almost laughed off Gao Feng's big teeth, he saw that this big fat man would run a horse on the bed, and the ability to run a horse was unstoppable, and this thin man would only be beaten up by others, and he would fall apart with a fist, Gao Feng thought that if he fought with this thin man, he felt unbearable to start, for fear of punching him down.
"Hey, brother, you are such a rascal, you actually said that I am the champion of the bed horse race, this marathon has something to do with the horse race, although they are all horse races, but it has nothing to do with it, this horse race is very cool to live, and this marathon is tiring to death." ”
"Brother, you look down on your brother, why is your brother scattered, don't look at your brother's thin body, your brother is very strong in resisting beatings, I don't believe you can try it." ”
Gao Feng laughed at the two people, but the two were still not convinced, and they told Gao Feng that they were real gold.
Gao Feng waved his hand: "Big brother, I don't dare to beat you, I'm afraid that I will discount you all of a sudden, it's like beating a bamboo pole, you say that you are the champion, I really can't believe it." ”
Gao Feng couldn't believe that these two people would be the champion, it was simply impossible.
Gao Feng's disdainful look at these two people made these two people very unhappy, and they told Gao Feng that they were really worthy of the champions, and they still had certificates, and they could show him the certificates now.
Gao Feng was surprised, these two people still have award certificates, so maybe they are really champions, but they are also people who can't look good, and the sea water can't fight.
Gao Feng asked the two of them to take the certificate and take a look, and the two took out the certificate from their pockets and handed it to Gao Feng's hand, but Gao Feng was shocked.
Gao Feng saw the appearance of these two people folding certificates, and remembered the way those rural old ladies used convenience bags to pack money, which was to fold left and right, that would have to be folded many times, and these two people also wrapped the certificates in a black convenience bag, which was stacked several layers, but it was precious.
Gao Feng unfolded the certificates of the two, and the moment he saw this certificate, Gao Feng remembered that he was in elementary school at that time, and the three good students awarded to him in the school were the same.
The paper of these two certificates is also that kind of ordinary paper, and it will be a piece of money, not more than two yuan, and ordinary can no longer be ordinary.
Gao Feng looked at the two ordinary paper certificates, and frowned at that time, and there was a line of eye-catching words written on these two paper certificates, the United Nations Marathon 500 million kilometers champion, the United Nations Super Super Super 50 weight sanda champion.
"I'll go, you two are too good, one is a 500 million kilometer champion, the other is a three-level super 50 weight sanda champion, or the United Nations, this champion is the first time your brother has seen it." ”
Not to mention that Gao Feng has seen it for the first time, who is also seeing it for the first time, Gao Feng was so shocked that his teeth were about to fall out.
"Two big brothers, you think that one of them is a rocket, a satellite, and the other is a crane, which can run a marathon of 500 million kilometers and exceed the weight of 50 levels. ”
The two of them were still happy: "Hehe, brother, don't praise us so much, we are all embarrassed, we are indeed marathon champions, we are indeed sanda champions, there is no need to doubt this." ”
"Get out, there's no need to question it, you are a copycat United Nations, look at the seal you have stamped here, the official seal of the Majiahezi Village Committee, this is the official seal of your village, you are still from the same village, your village has the United Nations?"
Gao Feng was angry, pointing to the official seals under the two certificates and saying to the two people, and the two people looked at the official seal of the Majiahezi Village Committee and laughed.
"Hehe, brother, you can see the problem with this certificate, you just have a pair of discerning eyes, you really know the pig, and you can see at a glance that it is the official seal of our village committee.
Brother, to tell you the truth, we didn't know any special skills, in order to come out to eat, we begged the village chief to give us a letter of introduction, our village chief watched us for two hours, and he couldn't figure out how to open a letter of introduction for us, saying that we don't know how to shit, this letter of introduction can't be opened.
Eventually, our village chief pulled all his hair out, and he came up with the idea of sending us a certificate to ensure that we could get a job, and that was these two certificates.
Brother, I didn't expect it to work, we got a job immediately with this certificate, we became the boss's bodyguards, and now we are sent to be the bodyguards of other people's houses. ”
Gao Feng is also drunk, this village elder can really be upside down, he actually issued such a certificate to these two goods, and there are still people who believe it, he is still a big boss, this is simply jaw-dropping.
The two of them also said: "Brother, but, you two brothers are really good at it, I can really run and he is really good at sanda, we can show you on the spot." ”
After saying that, the two men put on a show on the spot, and the big fat man ran up in the cell, and the thin man struck the wall of the cell with his fist.