Gao Feng saw the certificate issued by the village committee to a fat and a thin, Gao Feng also remembered one thing, a project chief engineer engaged in the project plan, the other project plans were forced to come over, and even the project mileage inside was not carefully changed, and the result was that the 5-kilometer project became a 50,000-kilometer project, making a big joke, the owner and the supervisor were also stunned, your project is 50,000 kilometers long, how many years do you have to do it, how many people do you have to do?

Gao Feng also admired the village chief's ability to run a 500 million km marathon, and it is estimated that only rockets and satellites can run it.

Gao Feng feels that the current people lack seriousness, everyone is unrealistic, everyone is running the train with their mouths full, and there is no difference from the exaggerated style of that ** period.

Especially nowadays, the merchants are full of running trains, blowing the goods to the gods, but also setting the prices in a mess, and engaging in any activities every day, in fact, it is not to let consumers be deceived.

There are also some well-known websites that sell dog meat with sheep's heads, false advertisements, and deceive consumers, which are really as black as crows in the world.

Gao Feng thinks a lot, saying that there is some hatred, there is really some hatred, now there is too much social chaos, most people have hatred, this may be very normal, this is also some phenomena in the transition stage of the country, after maturity will slowly improve.

The big fat man ran up in the prison cell, and the thin man slammed his fist against the wall in the prison cell.

When these two people went crazy and performed, Gao Feng was still shocked, these two really have unique skills, both of them are not simple, Gao Feng really underestimated the two of them.

Don't look at this big fat man as fat as a pig, but he runs much faster than a pig, not only faster than a pig, but also faster than a rabbit.

Seeing this big fat man running around in the prison cell, Gao Feng remembered Duan Yuhui's unique Ling Bo Weibu in "Tianlong Babu", and now this big fat man is performing Ling Bu Weibu, his huge body is running into a gust of wind in the prison cell, he is not satisfied with running, he also drilled under the various iron frame beds, and reacted like a dexterous mouse.

While running, the big fat man asked Gao Feng how he felt: "Brother, how do you feel, do you feel that your brother is a flexible big fat?"

Gao Feng nodded: "Big brother, you are indeed a flexible big fat man, your speed is faster than that of mice, are you chasing dogs when you are young, so you have practiced this speed?"

Gao Feng thought that if this big fat man hadn't chased the dog every day, he wouldn't have practiced this kind of fast speed, and he wouldn't have been as agile as a mouse.

The big fat man said: "Brother, you guessed wrong, your brother is not chasing dogs every day, your brother is chased by dogs every day, your brother likes to gnaw bones since he was a child, and he also likes to grab bones with dogs, so he is attacked by a group of dogs every day, and he has practiced today's speed." ”

Gao Feng said: "I see, no wonder you run so fast, this is also the result of being chased by dogs over time, you should be grateful to those dogs who chased you, and you should also be grateful to those bones for letting you practice this Ling Bo Weibu kung fu, I have to ask you, when will you be tired and stop?"

Everything is a mutual effect, just like this big fat man, if it wasn't for being chased by dogs since he was a child, he wouldn't have practiced this peerless running skill, and his running ability could really win the championship.

The big fat man replied: "Brother, once your brother runs, he can't stop, unless he is tired and half dead, this is also a habit developed since childhood, and it is also the result of being chased by those dogs, those dogs are more stubborn than your eldest brother, you have to chase your brother to half death, they are willing to give up, your brother can only get used to nature now, and he can't stop until he runs half dead." ”

As soon as Gao Feng heard it, then the big fat man couldn't stop for a while, he had to run himself half to death to stop, this kind of performance was too amazing, it simply made himself angry.

Gao Feng went to see the thin man again, this guy is not simple, don't look at him as thin as a chicken, but this guy is really powerful, his fist is like an iron fist, a fist hit the wall of the prison cell, and the wall was smashed into a hole with a bang.

And this thin man also has a kind of kung fu, his iron fist is like a steel needle, he smashed his fist against the wall, but he was pierced with a hole the size of a fist, not like those who are very good at kung fu, a fist hit out and collapsed a large area.

To be precise, this guy's fist is like an electric drill, drilling an eye is an eye, and his fist is such a dozen holes that he won't even spray some wall ash.

"Big brother, you are really good, you can be a plumber, you can be a plumber, you can save the electric drill, you can drill as much as you want, now the plumber is very profitable, six or seven hours a day, that is two or three hundred yuan." ”

Gao Feng looked at the level of this thin man's smashing wall, and thought of the plumber, now the plumber is very popular, and the money is also very good, it is very easy to earn five or six thousand a month, and it is still a good cigarette and wine hospitality, but you can't slack off.

The thin man said: "Brother, your eyes are so powerful, how can you see that your brother is a plumber, your brother used to be a plumber, he used to work for the boss, every time he went out, he forgot to bring an electric drill, and the boss was angry, so I began to practice this electric drill, and when I went to a house, I broke a wall of people's houses, and the boss lost his underwear, and your brother was also fired by the boss." ”

"I'll go, people spent hundreds of thousands of dollars to buy a house, and a few walls were knocked down, it's strange that your boss doesn't lose all his underwear, with employees like you, the boss is also moldy for eight lifetimes, and then you don't have other people's walls to fight, how did you practice this kung fu?"

This thin man is also a strange plumber, without an electric drill, he used his fist as an electric drill to drill the wall, and as a result, he knocked down the walls of several families and was fired by the boss, this boss is also a strange boss, like this employee fired the squid that morning, and waited until his underwear was lost before he fried the goods.

The thin man told Gao Feng that after he was fired, he did not give up his dream, he thinks that people must fight for their dreams, as long as they work hard, there will be a day of success, the great science of people has said, genius is one percent of inspiration and 99 percent of sweat, I must finish 99 percent of the sweat, and finally I will succeed, I will become an electric drill without plugging in.

The thin man also told Gao Feng that he had made considerable efforts for this, and he knocked down all the four walls of his house, and also knocked down the walls of all relatives and friends, including 99 percent of the walls in our village, which had countless holes, which also became a characteristic village, and as a result, our village was declared a cultural heritage, and a characteristic tourist village was started, saying that our village was attacked by aliens, and I also found a wedding photography shop in the town P a few photos of aliens, and now our village is very popular, and I was driven out of the village by the whole village.

The thin man thinks that his efforts have not been in vain, and he has turned the houses in the whole village into a hornet's nest, at least he has practiced his current kung fu, and he is very grateful to the scientist for saying that genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration.

Gao Feng told the thin man that our textbooks have always misunderstood this famous saying of Edison, and we all thought that "genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration". Of course, this sentence itself is not suspected of stealing beams and pillars.

However, the textbook misses the key sentence at the end: "But the 1 percent inspiration is the most important, even more important than the 99 percent perspiration."

As you can see, without the latter sentence, the meaning of the whole sentence has completely changed, Edison was of course a genius, he also believed in genius, he had called Ford a "genius" many times, and he had a "conditional recognition" attitude towards genius, that is, genius is the most important, but genius also needs to work hard, but in the final analysis, more emphasis is placed on inspiration.

Similar misinformation, as well as a quote from Napoleon: "China is a sleeping lion, and when it wakes up, the whole world will tremble." ”

We accept this sentence because a great foreigner has such a high opinion of China, as a Chinese, we are deeply proud, and we are also convinced that this lion has woken up and made the world feel the trembling it brings, because the Chinese people have stood up and have been shocked by the world. However, we did not know for a long time that there was another sentence in the middle of this sentence: "It is sleeping, let it sleep." ”

We sometimes take things out of context, and the same is true of the two examples above, which are all situations in the textbook, maybe this thin man was influenced and thought that as long as he sweated enough, there would be a reward, and he was indeed like this, at such a big price, he finally practiced this unique skill.

Gao Feng asked, "Big brother, when are you going to stop?"

The thin man told Gao Feng that once he started to drill into the wall, he had an obsessive-compulsive disorder, just like the big fat man's obsessive-compulsive disorder, and he had to pound himself to the point that he couldn't drill through the wall before he stopped.

Gao Feng asked him about how long he would be so tired that he would never be able to drill through the wall again, and the thin man told Gao Feng that he would probably have to drill more than 10,000 holes before he would be half tired to death.

Gao Feng thought about it, according to what this guy said, he had to drill 10,000 holes, and it was estimated that this prison would become a hornet's nest, which should be similar to a screen window.

Gao Feng told the fat and thin two people to have fun, and I hope you don't get tired and half dead soon, at least you can last until tomorrow morning, but I want to talk to you Fang Da when you can't stop.

When the two of them heard this, they shouted: "Hey, brother, that's not good, our boss let us protect the big house." ”

Gao Feng said: "It's right that you four gold steel are protected, but your two brothers are unconscious, and you two have to be tired half to death to stop, how can you protect Fang Da, aren't you very contradictory?"

This fat and thin goods also feel contradictory when they hear it, and they can't find a way to get the best of both worlds, so they are so worried that their brains hurt.

Gao Feng told these two people, don't worry, I won't bully your Fangda, and even I will protect your Fangda, so you can rest assured and wait for you to be tired and half dead.

There was a suite in a corner of the big prison cell, but it wasn't really a suite, but a suite surrounded by curtains, and it was the big room in the prison that slept in this room, and Gao Feng walked over to the enclosed suite, lifted the curtain cloth, and saw a man sitting on the bed.