Niu Struggle and the two were secretly happy for their cleverness, and they signed the names of three, three, four, and four on the guarantee, which was also the nickname that the two old women called them, but they were used by the two of them to steal the beams and change the pillars, but they deceived the two old women and made their golden cicadas come out of their shells. {We don't write novels, we're just web text porters-

After Niu Zhan and the horse-faced brother ran out, the two hugged each other and celebrated, thinking that they themselves were so talented, and only they could come up with such a clever trick.

Niu Struggle and the two got out of the cucumber planting greenhouse, and ran with a taxi as at the beginning, and they had to rush to pay today's account within an hour.

After the two of Niu Struggle came out, they also found that their bellies were sewn up like yesterday, but yesterday they used hemp rope, and today they used that kind of nylon rope, this kind of nylon rope is very strong, often those fish are using this nylon rope, no matter how big the fish can not break free from the nylon rope of the fish.

"Well, Brother Niu, the starting price is different, the things consumed are different, yesterday it was the hemp rope, but today it was replaced by a nylon rope. ”

"That's not, what kind of price and what grade, I think this weight loss center is still relatively formal, although the price is a little too expensive, it's just sky-high, at least the price is more clear, unlike people who rely on deception, what shrimp is only sold, what peanuts are sold on grains." ”

Niu Struggle and the two of them are still relatively satisfied with this cucumber slimming weight loss center, and feel that they do not deliberately deceive consumers, they are all clearly marked with prices, and everything is clear.

Niu Struggle and the two pushed the cart wildly, and when they passed the two pine trees, the two taxi drivers were still sitting on the pine trees, and they were caught by the pine trees and could not move.

"Two big brothers, you should save us now, we have been caught for a day and a night, if you don't save us, we will die on this pine tree." ”

Niu Zhan and the two looked at the two taxi drivers, and they were really dying, if they continued like this, they would really die on this tree.

"Two brothers, we still can't save you, we are short of time, we have to rush back to pay, we can only save you tomorrow, you just insist on persevering, anyway, a day √√√√, .◆oo have come all night, then you will hold on for another day and a night without defense, not to mention that we still have to use your taxi, otherwise how can we run forward at a speed of one hundred and eighty miles." ”

Niu Zhan pushed the car away from the two taxi drivers, and the two taxi drivers also demanded from the two.

"Two big brothers, you have to count your words, you must save us when you come back tomorrow, and we will hold on until this time tomorrow, and we will not be able to hold on if we insist on it.

You don't have to push two taxis, you can just push one taxi, one person can sit on the taxi, and one person can push the cart in the back, so you can take turns to rest. ”

Niu Zhan and the two felt that the words of these two drivers were very right, why did they have to push two taxis, just push one for the two, so that they could take turns to rest.

"Well, thank you two brothers, you have a good idea, just because of your idea, we will definitely save you tomorrow. ”

Niu Zhan and the two thanked the two taxi drivers, and felt that they had a good idea and saved them a lot of energy, so that the two would not feel too tired.

Niu Fen and the two were ready to adopt the two taxi drivers, and Niu Fenfen let the horse-faced brother take the car first, and he came to push the cart first, because he was older than the horse-faced brother.

The horse-faced brother doesn't do it, your cow struggle is bigger than me, then I have to respect the old and love the young, I, as the younger brother, should push the cart first, so that the eldest brother can sit and enjoy the happiness.

Niu struggled but disagreed, since I am the eldest brother, I have to love my brother, I must push the cart first to let the younger brother enjoy first.

The two of them humbled each other, both of them were not convinced of each other, both of them had their own reasons, and they were still in trouble for a while, who pushed the cart first and who took the car first, the two were deadlocked.

The horse-faced brother thought that once a stalemate occurred, he could use this method to solve the problem, and now he had to use this method to draw lots.

Niu Struggle has no note, how to catch lots, draw lots to write on the note, we don't have a note, it is impossible to go back to the project department and then catch lots, the project department has paper, he used to take the paper back from the project department, give his son a draft to write homework, and then take the paper to the widow's house, let the widow's children write homework, Niu Struggle remembers that he sent paper to more than a dozen widows, and the paper sent out was tons, but unfortunately a widow did not let him touch his hand.

Niu Struggle thought of these widows, he felt a little chilled, he sent paper so without regrets, but he didn't touch his hands in exchange, these widows are really unkind.

Since we can't find a note, then we will use rock-paper-scissors to adjudicate, let's win two out of three games to decide the winner, whoever wins will sit on the car first, and whoever loses will push the car first.

Niu struggled but did not agree, he thought that this rock-paper-scissors is the worst way to decide whether to win or lose, no matter which side wins or loses, he will feel unwilling, he will feel that he should go down with rock-paper-scissors, and he will also feel that the other party is cheating, this is the most unfair way to decide whether to win or lose, in case your fourth brother Ma deliberately loses to me.

The horse-faced brother also felt that the cow's struggle was reasonable, and this rock-paper-scissors was the most unfair way to adjudicate, and it was also the most controversial way.

The horse-faced brother is also speechless, since it is not possible to draw lots, then neither can rock-paper-scissors, should we fight to decide?

Niu Zhan felt that this way was the best, and he often had to judge the winner or loser, so in the end, it was decided by this way of fighting, which was also the fairest way, the two men fell in love with the same woman, wasn't that the last two men dueling, the dead side would naturally lose, and the surviving side would naturally win.

"I'll go, Third Brother Niu, do our brothers really want to kill each other, do our brothers have to die?"

When the horse-faced brother heard this, this is going to kill people, isn't this a simple question of who pushes the cart first, why do you have to die one, this is completely different from two men fighting for a woman.

Niu struggled to tell the horse-faced brother, now that he has encountered a problem, he can only use this life-and-death method, otherwise no one will be convinced.

Niu struggled to insist on this, and the horse-faced brother couldn't help it, so they started a fight to the death, the two fought miserably, the two fought beyond recognition, who couldn't recognize whom, and the two were also inseparable, and they had been fighting for half an hour, and they couldn't tell the winner or loser, and they couldn't kill either side, and they couldn't stalemate.

"Third Brother Niu, we only have half an hour left, we can't go on like this anymore, we must have a solution, otherwise there will be no time, we don't have much time left. ”

Niu struggled and said: "Fourth Brother Ma, but none of us died, this can only be a stalemate, what can I do?"

The horse-faced brother said: "Third Brother Niu, I think so, I'll pretend to be dead first, even if you win, you can sit in the car, and I'll push the cart and run with you." ”

"Fourth Brother Ma, don't pretend to be dead, I'm already dead, you've won, you take the car. ”

Before the horse-faced brother could finish his words, Niu Struggle screamed, and then his head fell back and pretended to be dead.

"That's not good, Brother Niu, I haven't shouted to start yet, you are a death grab, just like the track and field competition, whoever runs away is a foul, you can only be considered a foul, not that you are dead, I must die first." ”

After the horse-faced brother fell, Niu Zhan jumped up from the ground, hugged the fallen horse-faced brother into the car, and pushed the taxi himself.

"Fourth Brother Ma, Jiang is old and spicy, you are still tender compared to your third brother Niu, what kind of head is my third brother Niu, you want to rob death but you can't rob your brother, when I deliberately pretended to be dead just now, I secretly put a sharp stone under the melon seeds in your head, when you fall, you will knock on the stone, you will really faint to death, you can only take the car this way, and I will push the cart all the way. ”

It turned out that Niu Zhan also played a trick, he deliberately pretended to be dead first, and when the horse-faced brother also wanted to pretend to be dead, he put a sharp stone in the place where the horse-faced brother's head fell, and suddenly knocked the horse-faced brother to death.

Niu Struggle is very proud, he feels that he is really talented, he is also full of strength to push the cart forward, today he feels particularly brave, yesterday he only ran to the speed of one hundred and eighty miles, and today he has reached the speed of one hundred and ninety miles, and there is still room for improvement.

"Hehe, it's true that Jiang is old and spicy, but the future life is also terrifying, Third Brother Niu, my Ma Si has just been performing with you, I just wanted to sit on this car, so I deliberately pretended to knock on this stone and knocked myself to death.

Actually, I've done this stone a long time ago, it's not a real stone, it's just a piece of dry cow. ”

Niu Struggle pushed the cart like crazy, but the brother who sat on the horse's face on the cart turned a blind eye and secretly enjoyed himself in the cart, and he had a feeling of victory behind the praying mantis catching cicadas and yellow finch.

"Hey, big brother, how did you change the way, why did you sit on the top of the cart and push the cart by yourself, instead of two people pushing the cart each?

When Niu Struggle pushed to Xiaoyue City, those traffic police found him again, so they asked Niu Struggle curiously.

"Comrades traffic police, if you want to learn from us, then you have to fight, kill one of them, then you can push the cart like me. ”

Niu Struggle told these traffic policemen, and these traffic police fought at that time, and they had to kill one to decide who pushed the cart and who took the car.