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Niu Zhan and the horse-faced brother went back to Tulou Town, and the horse-faced brother who was sitting on the roof of the car was still asleep, and Niu Zhan mistakenly thought that he really fainted and didn't wake up until now. Romance debuts

Niu Struggle tried to wake him up, found two bricks and smashed him in the chest, and smashed him sixteen or seventeen times in one go, but the horse-faced brother did not react.

Niu Zhan put him in front of the taxi again, and pushed the taxi over the body of the horse-faced brother, but the result was the same as just now, the horse-faced brother still did not wake up, and the horse-faced brother was sleeping quite loudly, which was like a thunderous cry.

"I'll go, this thing is really dead, then I'll have to find a way to wake him up. ”

Niu Zhan saw a big truck coming here in front of him, so he had an idea, he stretched out his hands and stopped in the middle of the road, just like a big peng spreading its wings.

"Hey, comrade driver, please do me a favor, my brother fainted, I want to wake him up, I believe that as long as you drive over his body, this thing will definitely wake up. ”

The driver of the big truck drove the car very fast, and Niu Zhan suddenly jumped out, and he was also frightened.

"I'm going, I've often encountered roadside shops doing a little relief and stopping the car like this, but I've never seen this girl desperately stop the car, doesn't this guy want to die, this guy is too old to be a girl. ”

The driver of the big truck didn't have time to brake, and the whole big truck ran over the body of Niu Struggle, and when the big truck crushed Niu Struggle to the ground, Niu Struggle still shouted desperately.

"Hey, you stupid truck driver, I asked you to press this goods, not let you press me!"

When the truck driver crushes the cow and struggles, the truck driver is also stupid, this is not a fatality, this matter is too big.

The driver of the big truck was so frightened that he didn't dare to lower the glass, he only looked behind him through the mirror, and when the whole big truck drove over, he found that Niu Zhan actually sat up.

"I'm going, I didn't crush to death all of a sudden, my friends have always warned me, if you overwhelm someone, don't be merciful, you must crush that person completely helpless, that way is to lose money to the dead anyway, once you are crushed half of the body or a vegetative person, then the loss of money is a bottomless pit.

Xiao Wang encountered such a thing, he pressed one person to be kind-hearted, and went down to save the person, but he was crushed into a vegetative state, and he has been lying in the hospital for six years, and the money has spent more than one million. ”

The truck driver had the scene of the vegetative man in his mind, and the picture of working desperately to make money for the vegetative man came to his mind, and the truck driver gritted his teeth and reversed the big truck.

When the big truck ran over the body of Niu Struggle, Niu Struggle sat up instantly.

"You stupid, you didn't let you crush me, fortunately my old cow has strong bones, otherwise you would have been crushed halfway. ”

Niu Zhan had just sat up and finished scolding, when the big truck reversed back, and Niu Zhan was so frightened that he had a prostatitis attack on the spot.

"Hey, you stupid comparison, what are you going to do, do you want to crush it twice!"

The driver of the big truck was also very guilty, and shouted to Niu Zhan: "Comrade, I'm sorry, it's not easy for us to drive a big truck, this day and night to run long distances to earn some hard-earned money, as long as there is an accident, it's over."

Now traffic accident handling, as long as there is a life, only the driver will be held responsible, I knocked you down now, that is my main responsibility, if I crush you half-body, or a vegetative person, then the loss of money is more than the dead man's money, I might as well directly crush you to death, a one-time compensation of hundreds of thousands of pulled down, don't blame me!"

The driver of the big truck stepped on the accelerator and fell straight down, crushing Comrade Niu Struggle, who had just sat up, and the wheels pressed through the middle of Niu Struggle's body.

The driver of the big truck paid attention to the situation of Niu Struggle while reversing, and when he finished reversing the whole car, he found that Niu Struggle sat up, and he also turned his body around, facing the big truck, Niu Struggle was so angry that he babbled and screamed.

"Hey, you bastard, there is a ruthless driver like you, no wonder they all say that you truck drivers are ruthless, as long as you press someone, you will kill the person directly, you have to be clear, that is a fresh life, you are a murderer!

Comrade driver, I can sue you, you crushed my old cow to death, my old cow will not let you go, nor will I let your wife go, I will let your wife break up and die.

Comrade driver, but my old cow won't allow you to crush me half-body, or be in a vegetative state, so it's better to crush me to death, and let my old cow suffer like a walking corpse. ”

"I'll go, what kind of person is this, I've been crushed twice, how can he still sit up and turn around.

Comrade, I'm sorry, you are a dish in the world, don't blame me for crushing you to death, if you want to blame, blame yourself for not being handsome, why don't you reincarnate as a cricket. ”

The driver of this big truck was also so frightened that he was incoherent, every dish of food in the world came out, and he was reincarnated as a cricket, what a mess.

The truck driver remembered the scene when his mother killed a chicken, and his mother had to recite two incantations every time she killed a chicken, that is, the chicken was originally a dish in the world, and sooner or later it would be killed.

As soon as Niu Zhan turned around, the driver of the big truck put on the forward gear, stepped on the accelerator and drove over, and ran over Niu Zhan's body again.

Of course, the driver of the big truck observed the situation of Niu Struggle while running over, and what made him stunned was that after this Comrade Niu Struggle was crushed, he sat up again instantly, and scolded him, scolding him for having the ability to run over again.

The truck driver gritted his teeth and scolded: "Damn, it's been crushed three times anyway, and it's not worse than the fourth and fifth times, I don't believe that the body of this cargo is harder than iron, and the iron will be bent, I don't believe that this cargo can't be crushed!"

The truck driver reversed again, and once again overwhelmed the ox struggle, and when the crushing was finished, the ox struggled to sit up again, and the truck driver pressed against him again, and so on and so on eighteen times.

Niu Zhan thought to himself: "This can't be done, this big truck driver must have fallen into evil, he is also bent on crushing me, I have to think of a way, but I can't continue like this, then I have to be crushed to death." ”

Niu Struggle thought of pretending to be dead, and he also successfully deceived the horse-faced brother by pretending to be dead, it seems that his pretending to be dead skills are quite good, so let's play dead again.

When the truck driver ran over Niu Zhan's body for the nineteenth time, Niu Zhan didn't get up, he pretended to be dead, and he thought that he would successfully deceive the truck driver by playing dead like this.

When the driver of the big truck saw the cow struggling and lying on the ground, the driver couldn't stop sneering in his heart.

"Ouch, you're still pretending to be dead with me, you think this driver doesn't know, if you want to pretend to be dead, then I won't give you a chance. ”

The driver of the big truck gritted his teeth, and crushed Niu Struggle's body eighteen times in one breath, and when another nineteen times pressed over, Niu Struggle rolled to the side, jumped up from the ground and jumped directly onto the pedal of the cab, grabbing the iron frame of the reflector.

"I'll check, you bastard, I'm pretending to be dead, you don't give me a chance, you have to crush me to death, why is your heart so black." ”

Niu Zhan scolded while hitting the glass with his head, shattering the window glass of the cab of the big truck, and the whole person jumped into the cab and rode on the driver's neck, and the driver completely surrendered.

"Big brother, I'm completely convinced of you, you're not a human being, I pressed you nearly forty times and didn't crush you to death, I'm about to collapse." ”

Niu struggled and said: "Boy, you also collapsed your brother Niu, why are you crushing it so crazily, if my old cow was a dog, he would have been crushed into a blank sheet of paper by you a long time ago." ”

The driver smiled: "Big brother, I'm sorry, I'm also forced to be helpless, it's not easy for us to run long-distance truck drivers, it's really a star-studded drive, but also a life of eating and sleeping, hard work to earn some money, as long as there is an accident, then it's all over after a few decades, a one-time crush to death is a one-time compensation, if you are half-dead or vegetative, it is a bottomless pit." ”

The driver of the large truck explained to Niu Struggle, and Niu Struggle understood these drivers.

"Comrade driver, I also understand your difficulties very well, it is not easy for you to drive a big truck, I am not a person who does not understand people, although you have been crushed nearly forty times, I still don't blame you, I have a favor that needs your help, my guy fainted, how can he not wake up, you help to wake him up, press him like pressing me, when to wake up, when to stop. ”

Niu Zhan pointed to the horse-faced brother lying on the ground, and asked the driver to help wake him up, and the driver patted his chest.

"Big brother, don't worry about this, I can't do anything, this person is still the most expert, I promise to wake up this person. ”

The driver listened attentively before pressing, and he said to Niu Struggle: "Big brother, your benevolent brother doesn't seem to faint to death, your benevolent brother is sleeping, you listen to this cry like thunder, do you still want to press?"

Niu Zhan waved his hand: "Pressure, whether you are sleeping or fainting, press me to death." ”

The driver of the big truck listened to Niu Fen's words, increased the throttle and drove towards the horse-faced brother lying on the ground, and when his big truck was about to press the horse-faced brother, the horse-faced brother got up from the ground and fled like a rabbit.

"I'm checking, I don't want to sleep peacefully, it's the same root, why is it too anxious?"

The thing ran away like a rabbit, and the cow struggled to curse at him.

"Ma Si, you bastard, you haven't fooled people like this, you have been pretending to be dead all the time, so I pushed the taxi all the way, and you have to push the car tonight." ”

Niu Zhan said goodbye to the driver and went back to the room, he and the brother of the horse face made the payment at the same time, and the payment page reminded them to pay attention to the rebound, if the rebound is strong, please go back to the cucumber slimming weight loss center quickly.

Just like yesterday, Niu Struggle and the two could not eat, so they could only drink water when they were hungry, and Niu Struggle and the two had to do so and prepare a tank of water.

Today, Niu Zhan and the two think that they can't just drink tap water, they should add some seasonings to it, such as pepper and peppercorns, as well as the thirteen-spiced seasoning.