029 That's coming!
Shen Hanzhang, who was walking leisurely on Quxi Road, carrying two roast geese in his left and right hands, did not know that his journey to find his relatives had been put on the hat of palace scheming.
It's the people in this princess's mansion, why did they come so slowly. She can't wait to go back to the palace, and she is hungry for fat people with this fragrant roast goose!
Just as she was in a hurry, a team of people led by Mo Li rushed over from the corner and knelt down in front of her.
Shen Hanzhang cleared his throat, symbolically reprimanded a few words, and then was greeted vigorously to the princess's mansion and accepted the comfort of his dream lover at close range.
This made Shen Hanzhang so beautiful that he almost fainted, and all his rivals No. 1 and No. 2 were thrown out of the clouds.
Of course, when Mo Li's zombie face was ordered to wash the toilet, the smile on her face became even brighter.
When she went back, she sang happily all the way, and her fat body danced a cheerful little dance with her laughter.
It's just that I didn't expect to encounter Concubine Xia Shu, who was anxious and white-faced, before she walked to the Great Sage Palace, and she roared quickly and eagerly like pouring beans: "Who allowed you to go out of the palace to wave? Why did you only come back now? Do you know that the old lady has been looking for you for a long time? Is there something wrong with your broken body? My little strong and strong family is about to die, woo woo woo woo ...... "
At first, she yelled, and Shen Hanzhang silently replied in her heart. But when it came to Chai Shao's dying, Shen Hanzhang was a little confused, "What is it?"
The sound was so loud that the sedan chair shook three times in fright.
The little eunuch outside asked in fear: "Your Majesty, the slave is here, are you in trouble?" But people don't call it a thing?
She's fine!
No, she has something, it's a big deal.
What does Chai Shao mean that he is dying? Dying, or is he already dead? If he has braided his hair, what will happen to her body, and how will she go back?
Shen Hanzhang's mind was a mess.
Xia Shufei was even more chaotic than her, tossing and turning for a long time, without a single point.
Shen Hanzhang roared angrily at her, and motioned for the person carrying the sedan chair to speed up.
Rushing to the Great Sage Palace in such a hurry, Shen Hanzhang forgot about the roasted goose, and rushed directly into the dormitory to the side hall, and saw Chai Shao lying there with a loveless face.
Although his face was pale, he didn't look like he was about to reach the limit. Shen Hanzhang's heart swayed, and only then did it fall a little.
She didn't care about the two of them quarreling and showdown, and she didn't care about the four ghosts who were watching, so she climbed onto the couch and touched his head and asked, "What's wrong with you?
Chai Shao opened her hand with a "snap" and covered herself for the rest of her life.
Hey, I'm grumpy!
Shen Hanzhang's eyes widened, and he rolled up his sleeves to pull him out. But as soon as I raised my eyes, I looked at Concubine Xia Shufei and Aunt Ma!
She felt threatened!
But......
Shen Hanzhang grinded his teeth and softened his voice: "Where are you uncomfortable, you say something, I can only know if you say it, how can I know if you don't say it?" You said that we look good at the imperial doctor, if you don't say it, you can only endure it." You ......"
The saliva was almost dry, and Chai Shao still ignored it.
Shen Hanzhang was really angry, she directly lifted his quilt!
Chai Shao's face changed, he jumped up from the bed with a swift movement, and snatched her from the split.
Although it was only for a moment, Shen Hanzhang still saw dots of blood, distributed in Chai Shao's—oh no, the position of her body's fart, thighs, waist, and thighs.
Therefore, Shen Hanzhang pinched her fingers and calculated, she seemed to be the time to come to that.
So Chai Shao came to that and that?
Shen Hanzhang felt that he was a little bit bad!
She stood there dryly, watching Chai Shao re-wrap herself in a silkworm chrysalis shape. I can't help but sigh in my heart, God, give me a quilt too, I don't want to face this fucking life.
Concubine Xia Shufei next to her asked with a crying voice, "What the hell is Xiao Zhuangzhuang, is there any salvation?"
Shen Hanzhang couldn't bear it anymore, beat his chest and looked up to the sky and roared angrily: "Are you two really women?
The whole world was silent.
The first to react was Aunt Ma, who pulled the corners of her mouth in embarrassment, "I've been a ghost for too long, and I forgot about this stubble." ”
followed by Concubine Xia Shu, her pretty face was distorted, and she couldn't hold back for a while, and the whole ghost shrank into a ball and threw herself on the ground and rolled with a smile: "Xiao Zhuang Zhuang is strong...... Hahaha...... It's done!"
Shen Hanzhang glared angrily, "Do you still have any sympathy?" This dead fat man uses her body!
Xia Shufei laughed, knelt on the ground and beat the ground while laughing, "What is that sympathy thing......? I wanted to laugh for a long time, and I wanted to laugh when I knew that Xiao Zhuang Zhuang had become a woman, and my mother had been so hard to endure. ”
Aunt Ma was infected by her, and she couldn't help curling her lips. This kind of thing is indeed tragic for the parties involved, but in the eyes of these bystanders, it is enough to laugh about.
In the end, Chai Shao couldn't bear it anymore, lifted the quilt suddenly, and said coldly with a white face: "Shut up and go out." ”
His cold tone successfully calmed the audience.
Xia Shufei wanted to say something, but she was forcibly stopped by Aunt Ma. The four ghosts left hand in hand.
And Aunt Ma looked back suddenly, and in an instant, she seemed to see the first emperor from Chai Shao.
Aunt Ma lowered her eyes and her complexion was gloomy.
Concubine Xia Shufei put her arm around her shoulder comfortably, hey, since ancient times......
"The amorous woman is a negative man, and the pearl is secretly crying!"
Concubine Xia and Aunt Shen: "......"
Can you beat a ghost to death a second time?
Shen Hanzhang was also ready to leave, there was no way, she was a little unable to face it. It's okay to eat and drink Lazar, and now Chai Shao has to experience that and that with her body.
This made her heart congested, and she just wanted to be alone.
"Stop me. Chai Shao opened his mouth to call her, and he cleared his throat, trying to make himself appear calm. "Bean sprouts, you come and wait for me to change clothes. ”
Shen Hanzhang turned his head, pointed to his nose and asked, "I'll serve you?"
"Otherwise?" Chai Shao turned his face away, trying to suppress the embarrassment in his heart, and raised his chin and pretended to take it for granted: "Do you want me to deal with this thing myself." ”
As soon as the words fell, there was a sudden throbbing pain in the lower abdomen, and a hot current immediately gushed out from the lower body.
Chai Shao couldn't control himself anymore, and shouted frantically in his head: I go, how can it hurt so much, I didn't hurt so much when I accidentally twisted the egg!
Shen Hanzhang: "......"
What the hell is an egg twist?
She couldn't help but look down at her crotch, and her eyes were broken back halfway through.
She can't be so lewd!
It's all about the fat man!
She glared at him and tried to kill him with her eyes, only to find him slowly curled up together. Probably because he couldn't look directly at the idea just now, he didn't be embarrassed to open his mouth this time, but asked directly in his head: "Is there any way to make me not hurt." ”
After a pause, thinking of the original response of the two of them tearing their faces before, Chai Shao reluctantly continued: "I ...... At most, I'll let you go. ”
Shen Hanzhang could imagine his face of "such a great kindness, you can't come and lick the kneeling". Sure enough, in the next second, Chai Shao opened his mouth as she expected.
"I'm so gracious, don't you roll over the bean sprouts and thank Lord Longen. ”
I really want to kill him!