Since it has long been seen, this last fig leaf, don't do it!

What's more, Shen Hanzhang has always been greedy for life and afraid of death, and there are naturally thousands of willingnesses in his heart, and he almost jumped up with joy.

But the reserved nature that should be there must not be thrown away! The so-called sky-high asking price, sitting on the ground to pay back the money is what it means!

She asked condescendingly, "What do you say?"

Chai Shao's whole face was grouped together, although his momentum was weak, but the words he said were still lacking: "I am hard to chase after Mount Tai, and you don't have to spend my belly with the heart of a villain." ”

Shen Hanzhang snorted, wondering if he should let him swear a poisonous oath or give him a death-free gold medal Danshu iron coupon or something.

Chai Shao, who was kind-hearted but was questioned, his angry lips trembled: "Don't come again, I will die with you!"

Seeing that it was going to have the opposite effect, Shen Hanzhang decisively threw away his reserve!

Shen Hanzhang rushed forward, and after a busy time, Chai Shao's roar sounded in the side hall: "Why do you have the face to say that others are not women?

"I've never done it myself, how can I know what to do! "Is it okay for the menstrual belt to be made for her by Jadeite? It's easy to use and beautiful, when it was deducted by Sun's Ke before, thanks to Jade who made this thing and sold it, their life was barely too miserable.

There was another period of chaos, and Chai Shao felt that he might be dead!

Shen Hanzhang sat on the ground panting, feeling that he was about to ascend to heaven.

"My stomach hurts, sprouts, you have to find a way. "The two have evolved from shame, embarrassment, and embarrassment at the beginning to faceless and skinless.

She knew him well, he knew her well, she had experienced his own early impulses, and he was feeling the turbulence of her menstrual affairs.

You still need to face each other!

Ask for a ball!

Shen Hanzhang rolled his eyes, pursed his lips and said disdainfully: "You are a big man, how can you be squeamish like this, I haven't felt pain since I came so many times." ”

Although he said this, his stomach was screaming wildly: It hurts, it hurts, it hurts to die!

But it's not her who hurts now, Shen Hanzhang vaguely felt a little joy that had escaped.

She tried to press the corners of her mouth to keep herself from showing it.

Chai Shao gritted his teeth: "Bean sprouts, you don't have to inch in, believe it or not, I ......"

Before he finished speaking, Shen Hanzhang turned over with a look and snorted: "One word, the horse is difficult to chase, it is heavier than Mount Tai." ”

"Diaomin!. Chai Shao felt that the top of his head was smoking, and he was angry!

It's either Diao Min or bean sprouts, Shen Hanzhang turned his head and didn't want to pay attention to him.

"Bean sprouts. ”

Continue to ignore it.

"Hey. ”

Still ignore it.

"Shen Hanzhang. "The villain will be rampant when he gets his will, and I will ...... sooner or later

Shen Hanzhang snorted heavily.

Chai Shao took a deep breath, suppressed the thoughts in his head, and betrayed his soul with humiliation. "Miss Shen. ”

Shen Hanzhang sighed happily at this time, what else is more happy than making a dead fat man bow his head? As soon as she was happy, she was very compassionate: "Wait, I'll go and make ginger tea for you." ”

Lose power and humiliate the country!

When she left, Chai Shao smashed several holes in the bed angrily with his fist. But before long, his spirit was annihilated by bursts of pain again.

Help me!

Three days later, Chai Shao felt that he had finally come back to life. Although the monthly grandmother is still strong, it is not so turbulent.

The first thing to do to restore the spirit is to put the matter of changing back into the body on the agenda.

Shen Hanzhang blinked, "Didn't you say wait for the full moon?" she pinched her fingers and calculated, "It's still early." ”

But after doing so, she found that the two had actually only swapped for ten days, but it felt like a long, long time had passed.

The spirit was restored, and Chai Shao's tone also returned to the unattainable and disdainful of the past: "Isn't it stupid? I am talking about research, do you understand the meaning of research? It's terrible to be uneducated!"

Shen Hanzhang gasped, pointed at his hand and trembled, "You are uneducated, not only are you uneducated, but you also use it and throw it away." ”

"That's called crossing the river and demolishing the bridge, and cooking the rabbit and the dead dog. Chai Shao looked at her with a smile, and asked sincerely: "Bean sprouts, do you dare not to read those nonsense books?

In this regard, Shen Hanzhang refused: "The Tao is different, there is nothing to say, only goodbye!"

After speaking, he turned his head and left, took two steps and found it difficult to move, and looked down to see Chai Shao grabbing her belt with one hand. "Diao Min, let go. ”

This time, Chang Chai Shao gasped, "You dare to talk to me like this, I ......"

I promised not to kill her!

I can't beat her! My body is so precious!

But I can disgust her to death, and my diaphragm should kill her! This is a trick that I have been thinking of tirelessly for three days!

Chai Shao let go of her, smiled coldly, and slowly untied the belt on his body.

Shen Hanzhang staggered twice before standing firm, and then rushed to Chai Shao's side with unimaginable flexibility, grabbed his hand, squinted his eyes and smiled: "Your Majesty, everything is easy to discuss." ”

I've seen shameless, I've never seen such shameless, the dead fat man actually wanted to molest and molest her body in front of her!

This threat, she ate!

Chai Shao selectively ignored the sound of her grinding teeth, and pulled out his hand to pat her face, "That's how obedient you are." ”

Then he felt that the feeling was not right, and frowned: "Why have I lost weight again, are you willing to make me as ugly as you?"

The two have argued countless times about aesthetics, but neither of them can convince anyone. Shen Hanzhang was really too lazy to pick up this stubble, so he changed the topic and said, "I can't study it in the end." ”

"I still have something to do if I don't study it. ”

Chai Shao slapped the table angrily, and slapped a good Nanmu table apart, "You can't pursue it a little." ”

"Then you still love to hold this geography and look at it like a fascination!" "Different hobbies, can't be friends."

Regarding her righteous appearance, Chai Shao was speechless.

In the end, the two took a step back, did not criticize each other's hobbies and aesthetics for the time being, and walked together on the road of changing back to their bodies.

"I learned that Shen Hanzhen was injured that day, and then went to find the old lady and was punished for kneeling, and then threw my eldest cousin into the pool, and I jumped into it myself. ”

Shen Hanzhang briefly reviewed the events of that day: "Later, I was punished to kneel for two hours, and when I returned to the room, I was dizzy for a while, I fell asleep without paying attention, and then I woke up and became you." ”

After hearing this, Chai Shao gave her two words: "Idiot!"

Can we continue to talk?

Shen Hanzhang pulled his legs to leave, but was pulled by Chai Shao again, and listened to him analyze: "It is estimated that you were sick at that time, and your condition worsened after falling asleep, so that your soul was out of the body, but unfortunately my soul was also in a state of separation from the body at that time, so it was exchanged in such a daze." ”

"Well, the palace maid was choking your neck at that time. Shen Hanzhang nodded in agreement.

Chai Shaoyin touched the strap on his waist: "Bean sprouts, I will teach you to be obedient, so that you know what to say and what not to say." ”

Shen Hanzhang clasped his hand stiffly.

"Your Majesty, you're right!"

ps: Seeing that our little strong and shameless nature is not there, and that we do not have the nature of doing everything......? This will play where it should be, you know?( ̄_, ̄)( ̄_, ̄)

Reps: A small theater inspired by the message of the bitter grass girl in the comment area:

On a certain day in a certain year, a certain month, Chai Shao suddenly lost weight like a lightning!

He couldn't wait to go back to the Great Sage Palace and see Shen Hanzhang who was whitewashing.

"Come on, see if I crush you!"

After saying that, he pounced!

was then pressed on the bed by Shen Hanzhang!

She looked up to the sky and roared: "Wait for the day when you can beat me!"

And then......

I'm sorry, your male and female protagonists have been harmonized!