The chair that Xiong Erwei inserted into his head was the wooden chair he was sitting on, the kind of wooden backrest chair that cost sixty or seventy yuan, and there were rungs on both sides of this kind of wooden backrest chair, Xiong Erwei's head was inserted into the space of the left rung, and his neck was tightly stuck.

Xiong Erwei's neck was stuck in the rung, and he understood a truth, that is, it was easy to insert it and it was a little difficult to pull it out, just like climbing a mountain, it was easy to go up the mountain and difficult to go down.

Xiong Erwei's head was inserted in the chair rung, and the whole person knelt in front of the chair, the image was like Bao Qingtian's trial prisoner in the Song Dynasty, putting the prisoner's neck inside the dog's head gate, and his body outside the dog's head gate.

After Xiong Erwei ate the packet of preservatives, the flames in his throat and eyes jumped straight up, and he was so uncomfortable that his whole body was convulsed, like he was suffering from sheep fever.

Xiong Erwei ate the preservatives and suffered from sheep's fever, and the person who gave Xiong Erwei the preservatives was also like suffering from sheep's fever, he was as proud as sheep's fever, and the whole person had convulsions, and his limbs trembled, as if he was on a 380-degree high-voltage power supply.

There was a convulsive person on the chair, and there was also a convulsive person under the chair, and a chair like this sixty or seventy could not withstand the tossing of these two convulsive people, and it fell apart at that time, and the whole chair was torn apart.

The big guys know that now a lot of things are pitting people, such as this furniture is the most pitiful thing, the price is so expensive that people are scared to pale, the quality is not flattering, the materials are compressed materials, and the manufacturer also calls what polymer synthetic materials are just a flickering term.

Like the wooden chair that Xiong Erwei sits, it is a very poor quality chair, and the price is not cheap, and the chair of sixty or seventy yuan is less than a year and a half of effort.

Xiong Erwei's wooden chair was cracked by two convulsions, and the person on the chair fell down with the chair and sat directly on Xiong Erwei's sharpened head melon seeds, fortunately Xiong Erwei's head melon seeds were in that sharpened shape, otherwise this person would sit under the buttocks, and it would have been flattened into a bloody white paper at that time.

The person on the chair fell to the ground, Xiong Erwei also took the opportunity to pull out his head, and he found that the person who fell was not Wang Shangliang, Xiong Erwei was surprised.

"Upper beam, won't ffff, m.≮.c⌒omstyle_tt; , You really drank Nescafe, you became like this, you are a big failure to call sex transgender, you have become a man who is uglier than Brother Ben Xiong. ”

This person is about a pound fatter than Xiong Erwei, and his figure is only one centimeter taller than Xiong Erwei, wearing a crumpled suit, the suit is dirty, the hair is messy like a nest of chicken feathers, and there are dirty things like orange peels and apple peels on it, and the whole person looks like he has just climbed out of the dirty bucket, and the dirty water flows down his trouser legs.

No wonder Xiong Erwei always felt that the melon seeds on his head were dripping, and there was a certain temperature, it turned out to be the water on the body of this goods.

"Xiong Erwei, what are you, this girl is a natural beauty and a natural stunner, this girl can transform into this monkey, isn't that girl full of food and support. ”

Xiong Erwei Wang Shangliang failed to change sex, of course Miss Wang Shangliang was unhappy, like her, a girl who wants to have a figure, a face and flesh at the same time, that is really a natural stunner, if she transforms into this skinny person, then she is really full of food and support.

Wang Shangliang stood at the door of the office and spoke, Xiong Erwei was still startled.

"Shangliang, why are you there, then this person is not you, is he a ghost or a human?"

Why Wang Shangliang stood at the door of the office and didn't come in, it was because she splashed a bucket of dirty water that fell on the ground, and the volume of this bucket was not enough for the two girls to take a clean bath.

Therefore, after Wang Shangliang poured the bucket of water, the office of the material department flowed into a river, and the water was two millimeters deep, and the confetti on the ground floated.

"Xiong Erwei, no, you don't know this product, this girl still thinks this product is your brother, he came out of the same appearance as you. ”

Wang Shangliang is right, this product really looks like Xiong Erwei, maybe ugly people all look the same, they all look the same as Xiong Erwei, this product is even greater than Xiong Erwei, it should be Xiong Erwei's brother.

Wang Shangliang was like this, Xiong Erwei scolded: "Shangliang, you will hurt people, this product can be like Brother Ben Xiong, Brother Ben Xiong is much more handsome than him, at least twice as handsome." ”

Xiong Erwei has a very good character, he never knew what a blow was, everyone hit him, he still insisted on his own principles and thought he was a very handsome person.

The big guy is the cricket's cricket, and he tells the big guy that the cricket is also a cricket, no matter which kind of cricket it is, it is also a kind of handsome.

"Hey, are you a human or a ghost, you dare to bully your brother Xiong, no one has dared to bully your brother Xiong. ”

In fact, Comrade Xiong Erwei is talking nonsense, no one dares to bully him, it is really a backword, except for himself, everyone bullies him, and he is happy to bully him.

"Hmph, Xiong Erwei, you're embarrassed, no one dares to bully you Xiong Erwei, this handsome guy listens to you except yourself, anyone can bully you, this handsome guy came to report today and first took you under the knife.

Xiong Erwei, you can listen to this handsome guy, your desk and chair will be this handsome guy from today onwards, where are you going to stay cool. ”

The young man who fell down was still very flexible, he got up from the ground, shook his head like a chicken in soup, shook his body again, and the dirty water on his body flew up, so frightened that Wang Shangliang, who was standing outside the door, ran away, but Comrade Xiong Erwei stood there indifferent.

Xiong Erwei has the ability to resist these dirty water, he is not afraid of the shooting of dirty water at all, he still feels quite enjoyable, and at the same time he sneers at the gang in front of him.

"Hmph, hum, son, the person who can call this handsome guy, only Brother Gao can call himself like this in the project department of Tulou Town, even Brother Ben Xiong doesn't call himself this handsome guy, you look like a monkey, you still call yourself this handsome guy, you are not afraid of inciting your big teeth.

Son, Brother Ben Xiong also tells you the truth, Brother Ben Xiong can bully anyone except himself, even Brother Ben Xiong himself will bully himself from time to time, but he won't let you bully Brother Ben Xiong, Brother Ben Xiong will bully you instead. ”

In fact, man is a very strange animal, and there are not many times when he bullies himself, so why do philosophers always tell us to defeat ourselves, and why do we sue us that our greatest enemy is ourselves.

Xiong Erwei is very right, he will bully himself, sometimes he can't bully others, then he can only bully himself, Ah Q spirit is like this, only he bullies himself.

"Ouch, Xiong Erwei, you still want to bully this handsome guy, this handsome guy just look at how you bullied this handsome guy, you have the ability to bite this handsome guy's ass." ”

This young man in a crumpled Brazilian suit pointed his ass at Xiong Erwei, he patted his thin ass and shouted at Xiong Erwei, his suit pants were splashed with dirty water, and his buttocks were covered with dirty water.

"Ouch, Brother Ben Xiong, I look down on you the most for shouting like you, Brother Ben Xiong also sues you for this goods, Brother Ben Xiong has no other ability, that is, he has this kind of butt biting kung fu, and the people in the entire project department talk about Brother Ben Xiong's butt biting, because Brother Ben Xiong will bite his ass like Wang Ba, and he will not let go when he is killed. ”

Xiong Erwei's biggest advantage, his biggest advantage, that is, this butt bite, his butt biting skill is really the same as that Wang Ba's biting person, as long as he bites, if you want him to loosen his mouth, it is really a difficult thing.

Xiong Erwei jumped up after finishing, jumped up at the dirty water butt of the goods, and bit the butt of the goods in one bite.

In the past, as long as Xiong Erwei bit someone's buttocks, the bitten person would cry and howl like a wolf.

However, today's situation is different, after the thing was bitten by Xiong Erwei's buttocks, he didn't let out a scream like a ghost crying wolf, but was very relaxed, and he was still able to talk easily.

"Haha, Xiong Erwei, you bear king, you have the ability to bite hard, this handsome guy likes people to bite his ass, your strength is not enough, can you exert more strength, why are you so gentle." ”

This product is not strong enough, which makes Comrade Xiong Erwei wonder, how is this possible, in the past, people who were bitten by Brother Xiong's buttocks were all a feeling that life was worse than death, and how could this product not feel pain, but so relaxed, as if he had gently bitten someone like a young mosquito.

"Hey, what is your ass made of, why does Brother Ben bear bite you and don't feel it, don't you feel pain, what's going on?"

Xiong Erwei is also a person who has to ask clearly if he has questions, but this is the first time he has encountered this situation, and it is the first time he has encountered a hard bone.

The goods replied to Comrade Xiong Erwei very proudly: "Hehe, Xiong Erwei, you still don't know, this handsome guy is a slender person like you, there is no excess meat on our buttocks, that is, there is no excessive fat, you bite this handsome guy's buttocks, do you feel that you are gnawing on a bone, just like a dog gnawing on a big bone." ”

Xiong Erwei believed this guy's words, he did bite a bone, or a very hard bone, and he felt that his back molars were sore.

"It's not, you two goods, you are really a hard bone, why don't you grow meat on your ass, you can let Brother Ben Xiong bite it." ”