Xiong Erwei is the second to enter the office, he used to be the last to arrive at the office to work, and he is also the person who is the best at pinching the watch to work, less than the last thirty seconds, Brother Xiong will not appear at the door of the office, will not appear in front of the punch card machine.

Today, Comrade Xiong Erwei came to the office for the second time, this is not his usual style, I don't know which nerve of this goods has failed, and don't do it, Xiong Erwei's nerves are often malfunctioning, he is not normal, if he is normal, it is abnormal.

In fact, Xiong Erwei entered the office for the second time, there was a reason, he heard Wang Shangliang sigh that life was a little bitter during the day, and he wanted to use Nescafe to heal the scars in his heart.

After Xiong Erwei listened, he felt very sympathetic, he also felt very bitter in his heart, things were always unsatisfactory, and nothing went as he wished.

Especially in love, Xiong Erwei is a big deficiency, he loves people deeply but does not love himself.

In fact, Comrade Xiong Erwei has always loved Gongbei, and when Gongbei was in the third team, Brother Xiong threw himself into it, and his love for Gongbei was like being evil.

Later, he gradually found that Gongbei didn't like himself, but hated himself, and Brother Xiong also found out that the person Gongbei loved deeply was Comrade Gao Feng, and Brother Xiong died step by step.

After dying of Gongbei, Xiong Erwei's love shifted the target, that is, the salesman who sold phone cards, Da Liu Qing, the timely appearance of Da Liu Qing, it was when Xiong Erwei was discouraged about love, just like a three- or two-year-old baby who lacked maternal love, he needed the care of maternal love.

The appearance of Da Liu Qing just gave Xiong Erwei, who lacked maternal love, a dose of maternal love, Xiong Erwei was crazy like a baby sucking, I never thought that this young woman of Da Liu Qing was a big liar who cheated on love and sex, and she was a woman who cheated money, she only had money in her eyes, and there was no love.

Poor Comrade Xiong Erwei, who lacks love, has been deceived by Da Liu Qing several times, and every time he has been deceived by his underwear, he is also heartbroken every time.

However, every time Da Liu Qing appeared again, he couldn't help but want to throw himself into his arms, and he was willingly deceived by Da Liu Qing, as if he was... ♂… ♂… ♂… ♂，m.★.co⊥mstyle_tt; is inseparable from Da Liu Qing like an evil spirit, but unfortunately this young woman of Da Liu Qing only has money in her eyes, not because she likes Comrade Xiong Erwei, and cheated Xiong Erwei of his money but didn't even give him a chance to rub oil.

Today's Comrade Xiong Erwei, he has a feeling of being distracted, he will be distracted from time to time, he will think of the days of living with Da Liu Qing, and he is also willing to be deceived by Da Liu Qing, which is at least one person who deceived him, which is much better than no one to patronize him Xiong Erwei.

Xiong Erwei suspected that he was suffering from a kind of obsessive-compulsive disorder, an obsessive-compulsive disorder that wanted to be deceived by Da Liuqing, and he was willing to be deceived by this woman so that he didn't even have underwear left, which was also a wonderful feeling, maybe there was a sense of chopsticks.

It's a pity that Comrade Xiong Erwei was very disappointed, but the young woman who was a big Liu Qing seemed to have completely forgotten Brother Xiong, and she never meant to look for Xiong Erwei again.

Brother Xiong deliberately passed by the mobile communication store several times, and stopped at the door of the store for more than two hours, staring intently at Da Liu Qing.

However, the big Liu Qing didn't seem to see him, as if Brother Xiong was a cloud of ozone layer of air, she didn't pay attention to Brother Xiong at all, and that strange feeling made Brother Xiong feel suffocated.

Life is bitter, you should use the bitter taste of coffee to soothe your pain, Wang Shangliang is too right, Brother Ben Xiong also needs to use coffee to heal his wounds.

However, Brother Xiong is a guy who picks the door, except that he is willing to be cheated out of money and sex by the young woman Liu Qing, how can he be willing to spend four or five hundred yuan to buy coffee.

When Xiong Erwei saw Wang Shangliang drinking coffee, he suffered from pink eye, like a hungry wolf who had seen a sick sheep, and he rushed over again and again to grab Wang Shangliang's coffee, but unfortunately he was unsuccessful.

Although Xiong Erwei is a man, it is a pity that he is not Wang Shangliang's opponent at all, and every time he is kicked into the trash can by Wang Shangliang, he nests in the trash can for half an hour before being poured out by Comrade Gao Feng.

Last night, Xiong Erwei was on the eighty-centimeter bed, tossing and turning and thinking about it all night, he felt that if he wanted to get Wang Shangliang's coffee, it would definitely not work by force, so he could only outwit him, and the eldest husband could only rely on his brain.

Xiong Erwei thought about relying on his brain, so he came up with a trick, that is, to beg Wang Shangliang to give him a pack of Nescafe coffee by kneeling and begging, and he also coveted this Nescafe.

Nowadays, the most common way to ask for people is to kneel and beg, especially in the WeChat group, what friends do business, what friends ask for voting, the most common is friends who write on the Internet, and they use the way of kneeling and begging readers to click on the recommendation vote and so on.

Xiong Erwei stepped into the office door, and he knelt down instantly with his knees weak, and howled.

"Shangliang, you can pity and pity Brother Ben Xiong, you just remember that we have lived together in the same office for half a year, you think that we are both fallen people at the end of the world, you can give Brother Ben Xiong a pack of Nescafe coffee, Brother Ben Xiong is too deeply hurt, he is already terminally ill, you can't see death without help." ”

Comrade Xiong Erwei knelt on the ground, his movements were very skillful, as neat as the Sun Monkey kneeling master Tang Seng, this product was originally thin and dry, and his whole body was about the same as that of Sun Monkey.

After Xiong Erwei knelt down, he found that the floor of this office was too slippery, his knees slid forward like skating, and he also felt that the floor was full of water, and when his knees slid forward, there was a wave of water.

Xiong Erwei knelt on the ground, moving forward as fast as ice skating, and when he hit a chair leg, he was blocked by the chair leg, and his head suddenly got into the chair leg, and was stuck in the neck by the rung.

Brother Xiong is even like this, he has not forgotten to ask the king to give Nestle coffee.

"Shangliang, for the sake of Brother Ben Xiong kneeling down to beg you so reverently, just like a grandson kneeling to grandma, you can give Brother Ben Xiong a pack of Nescafe coffee.

Shangliang, besides, you and I are all in sympathy, you are also in love with someone you shouldn't love, and Brother Ben Xiong is also in love with someone you shouldn't love, we all suffer from the same problem.

Shangliang, the Buddha saves a life is better than a seventh-level floating slaughter, you save the life of Brother Ben Xiong, you are a living Bodhisattva, please give Brother Ben Xiong a pack of Nescafe. ”

Brother Xiong is so low for a pack of Nescafe, it is indeed pitiful, even a hard-hearted person will have compassion, don't give him a pack of Nescafe, it is not too much to give him a can of coffee.

"Haha, grandson, you are really a good grandson, the first gift you gave to this grandfather is to kneel, your grandson's pious attitude is good, there is really a filial person, read for your grandfather's sake, then grandpa will give you a pack of Nescafe. ”

As soon as Xiong Erwei's words were finished, he heard a sharp laugh on the chair, this person's throat was very sharp, and the laughter also had a terrible taste, this was a strange laughter that was neither male nor female.

Hearing this sharp laughter, Xiong Erwei's back swished two bursts of cool air, and at the same time he felt his scalp tingling, Xiong Erwei wondered, how did Wang Shangliang's voice become like this.

"Shangliang, what's wrong with you, how did you change your voice, just like when you were just developing in junior high school, how did your vocal cords change your voice, how did you become neither male nor female, this sounds a little crazy, you can't drink transgender after drinking Nescafe. ”

Actually, Wang Shangliang's voice is very good, and her words have a hoarse feeling, just like the voice of the actor Zhou Xun, which is magnetic.

However, the voice on this chair is not the kind of magnetic hoarse voice at all, it is far from Wang Shangliang's original voice, it is simply two voices, which surprises Brother Xiong, is it possible that after Wang Shangliang drank this Nescafe, she drank and was transgendered.

"Oh, grandson Xiong, you have lived with this girl for half a year, you still don't know that this girl's voice is the most emotional, this girl's voice is also endlessly changing, this girl can imitate the voices of many people the most.

Grandson Xiong, this Nescafe is not a sex denaturation drug, it is not a male hormone drug or the like, how can it be denatured after drinking it.

Grandson Xiong, if you can change sex after drinking this Nescafe, then you are not making a fortune, you are the ugliest person to be a man, if you are transgender, you may be a very beautiful woman. ”

Xiong Erwei also has vanity, he also hopes that people will praise his appearance, but unfortunately his appearance is indeed unsatisfactory, not he is the ugliest of all men, then at least among the men in the Tulou Town Project Department, he Brother Xiong is indeed the ugliest person.

However, the second half of this person's sentence gave Brother Xiong confidence that if he was allowed to transform into a woman, he might really be the most beautiful person in the pile of women, and his figure and thin monkey face were the characteristics of women.

"Hehe, Shangliang, or only you tell the truth, Brother Ben Xiong is the ugliest among men, but if Brother Ben Xiong transforms into a woman, it may be the most beautiful one, Brother Ben Xiong thinks that after he transforms into a woman, that kind of charm in a thousand forms, Brother Ben Xiong will go crazy for it. ”

Brother Xiong's associative ability is really strong, he even thought of the famous talk show star Comrade Jin Xing, and at the same time thought of the anti-star Li Yugang, their thousands of charms are vivid, which makes Brother Xiong's heart shake, and he really wants to change into a woman immediately.

Brother Xiong didn't hesitate to take the pack of Nescafe, he stuffed the bag of coffee directly into his mouth, he didn't even tear the wrapper, don't find a bowl to brew it, what is he calling drinking coffee, he is eating coffee, even the wrapper is chewed into his stomach.

After two or three minutes, Xiong Erwei felt that his throat was on fire, just like Yan Zhan's throat fire, and the flames rushed straight out, and the fire was quite fast, as if the fire in "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" burned Cao Ying, and the fire was unbearable for Xiong Erwei.

"Shangliang, did you give Brother Ben Xiong Nescafe? Why did Brother Ben Xiong get angry in his throat after eating, and it made Brother Ben Xiong uncomfortable!"

Xiong Erwei's head was stuck in the leg of the chair, his neck was stuck, and he couldn't get it out for a while, his throat was so uncomfortable that his whole body twitched there.

"Haha, grandson Xiong, of course you don't eat Nescafe, you eat the preservatives in Nescafe!"

The man sitting in the chair was laughing maniacally, his hands and feet moving together, and his buttocks were shaking and twitching, as if he had sheep fever.