Chapter 502: Endure the smell of my sister's garlic

When Da Liu Qing asked Xiong Erwei two questions, our Brother Xiong completely regretted it, his intestines were all regretted, Brother Xiong was the easiest person to regret, his intestines have been repented, and they have become yellow intestines today.

Xiong Erwei asked himself loudly: "Xiong Erwei, since the bicycle is your own, why don't you ride it openly, why do you sneak like a thief?"

Xiong Erwei, don't you like to engrave words on items, whether it is the dishes and chopsticks for eating in the project department, even if it is a squatting position for yourself to go to the toilet, you have to engrave your name, so why do you spend 500 yuan to rent a bicycle and not immediately engrave your name?"

Xiong Erwei is indeed such a person, as long as he thinks that this thing belongs to him, he will engrave words on that thing, including the squatting position in the toilet of the project department, he will engrave Xiong Erwei's special use.

However, Xiong Erwei used the squatting position, others really don't squat it, as long as he squatted in that place, it was extremely dirty and smelly, especially when he blew up his feces on the wall, like the feces on the wall, which was really disgusting.

"Yes, Ji Wei, this is the bicycle of your dreams, you are also a pioneer in advocating green environmental protection, you dreamed of owning a green bicycle when you were born two days ago, and you have it now, this is obviously a bicycle belonging to Brother Ben Ji, why don't you ride it in the open, why do you tiptoe like a thief, I really don't understand what you thought at the time."

Ji Wei, you little bastard, why don't you have a long memory, as long as it belongs to you, you should immediately engrave your name and engrave Ji Wei's four words.

Ji Wei, what did your brain do, when you were a sophomore, the footbasin you used yourself was not engraved, and it was stolen by others as a washbasin, what a loss. ”

Xiong Erwei regretted it, this Ji Wei brother was also annoyed, he also looked up to the sky and sighed, his regret was indescribable, and his intestines turned yellow.

However, Gao Feng felt that Ji Wei was very funny, who didn't take Ji Wei's footbasin away as a basin for a long time, that wouldn't infect his face with athlete's foot, not to mention that this Comrade Ji Wei could separate the basin from the footbasin.

Gao Feng is funny about this, he himself feels a little ashamed, he himself is also a person who does not distinguish between basin and foot basin, he washes his face and his butt at the same time, and finally washes his feet, this basin and foot basin are inseparable, he has been caught by Wang Xiaoyue, pointing at Gao Feng's nose and scolding the stinky man, I have never seen a stinky man like Gao Feng, whose face and ass are indistinguishable.

"Da Liu Qing, hum, you have to have a basis for what you say, we didn't have time to engrave our name on the bicycle, that doesn't mean that the bicycle is not ours, is this bicycle engraved with your name, and this is a public facility, how can you carve words on it casually, that's not destroying public property." ”

"Yes, Brother Xiong is right, we didn't engrave the words on this bicycle, did you engrave words on this bicycle, can you prove that this bicycle is your own." ”

Xiong Erwei and Ji Wei are not stupid people, and they were not shocked by Da Liu Qing, they asked Da Liu Qing how to prove that the bicycle belonged to them.

Da Liu Qing laughed: "Haha, you really asked, this young woman can prove that this bicycle is ours, we have put our own label on it, you should open your bear eyes and take a look." ”

This big Liu Qing's smile was a little scary, the mouth was open and grinning unscrupulously, she could see the leek leaves embedded in the gaps between her teeth when she opened her mouth, and a strong smell of garlic came to her face, even Xiong Erwei and Ji Wei were so smoked that they almost fainted, and a feeling of suffocation attacked.

After waiting for three minutes, Xiong Erwei and Ji Wei sobered up a little, and both of them made a pause gesture to Da Liu Qing.

"Da Liu Qing, please wait for half an hour before laughing, we can't stand your garlic smell, it can smoke pigs to death." ”

"Grandma's, don't talk much, this young woman just eats garlic, this young woman eats garlic every day, three meals a day can't live without garlic, this young woman can't live without garlic, what do you love, this young woman also told the men of the world, whoever likes sister has to endure the smell of sister's garlic. ”

This young woman has a very strong personality, and the two viagras have no choice but to insert their fingers into their nostrils and block their nostrils to prevent the unpleasant smell of garlic from entering their noses.

The two viagras didn't have to open their eyes widely, they could find that the two bicycles were labeled with stickers, and they were all mouth stickers, with the names of two people written on them, one was the name of Da Liu Qing and the other was the name of Xiao Liu Qing, which was plastered from the front of the car to the butt of the car, and there was almost no gap.

"I'll check, Da Liu Qing, you won't use up all the stickers in your store, that's the price, you all use it to stick bicycles." ”

Xiong Erwei jumped up more than two meters high, he was shocked by the size of Liu Qing's table, these two bicycles are full of stickers, there are hundreds of them, but they didn't do it, these two young women are really amazing.

"Hmph, how much is this young woman willing to paste, that's what this young woman likes, not only can you not interfere, even the shopkeeper he doesn't dare to interfere, this young woman is tired and tired to help him keep the store and do business, his salary is so low, we use him a little sticker, he dares to put half a chrysanthemum fart. ”

Da Liu Qing is very strong, she is also a well-known shrew in Tulou Town, everyone is afraid of her, almost no one dares to provoke her, only some strange men are not long-eyed, and they are always deceived by her money and sex.

"Da Liu Qing, this is obviously just pasted not long ago, which also proves that this bicycle was stolen by you, otherwise why would you stick it all over, that doesn't prove that there are no silver 300 here." ”

Looking at the stickers on the bicycle, Xiong Erwei continued to refute Da Liu Qing, and Ji Wei also refuted her.

"Brother Xiong is right, if you do this, it is a trick to cover your ears and steal the bell, otherwise you wouldn't be so nervous that the whole bicycle is covered with stickers, whose things are still full, and the name will only be engraved in one place. ”

"Hmph, hum, you, you are the strong words, what is only engraved in one place, don't you know that thieves like you stealing bicycles can be seen everywhere, this young woman has suffered from it, this young woman has been stolen three bicycles in succession, those three bicycles are only engraved in one place, but after people stole it, they just eliminated it, and then re-engraved the words.

This young woman has learned this heavy lesson, so I will now put this bicycle all over the label, so that you car thieves can't take it off, and then naturally you will find it back as soon as you look for it. ”

"Yes, my sister is right, she was stolen from three bicycles, and I was stolen from four bicycles, and this young woman wonders if you stole these seven bicycles. ”

Xiao Liu Qing, who hadn't spoken much, also spoke, she pointed to the noses of Xiong Erwei and Ji Wei, suspecting that they were the car thieves who stole their seven bicycles.

"Don't spew blood, we're not stealing cars, we're all well-read people, and we're all good-looking, you can't tell from anywhere that we're car thieves." ”

"Ahh ”

"Yes, we put a sticker on the bike, so at least it can prove that the bike is ours, what do you come up with to prove that the bike is yours, you don't say nothing.

Comrades, they are car thieves, they stole a total of nine of our bicycles from these two bicycles, we sent them to the police station, we want to bring them to justice, and we want them to compensate us for nine bicycles. ”

Big and small Liu Qingqing xΓΉ gray often excited, they are raising their arms and shouting, and people's feelings are also mobilized by them, and they are also raising their arms and shouting.

"Yes, we sent these two car thieves to the police station, arrested them and sent them to prison, let them go to prison, we want to eliminate harm for the people, we don't just want them to pay you nine bicycles, that's hundreds of bicycles, our family and their family, and the people in the whole town have lost an average of more than five bicycles, so the whole town, that's not hundreds of bicycles or more. ”

The crowd was excited, raising their arms and shouting as if they were a procession of demonstrations, and the number of lost bicycles was reported more and more, almost everyone present had lost bicycles, and on average each household lost more than five bicycles, with an average loss of about 2,000 yuan, and a total loss of several hundred thousand yuan.

"I'll check, how can there be so many losses, how can every family have stolen bicycles, and every family has lost more than five vehicles, you are planting dirty and framing, you are framing good people, and you two young women Liu Qing, you are spewing blood, you are beating a rake, obviously you stole our bicycles. ”

"Yes, you are not good people, especially you two young women are not good people, don't you just want two bicycles, we just give it to you, why do you slander us like this. ”

Xiong Erwei and Ji Wei's shouts of grievance were drowned out in the shouts of the big guys, and people began to punch and kick again, beating the two of them again, and twisting the two to the Tulou Town Police Station.

The big guy beat the two viagra into a ball, and several people dragged their two legs like dead dogs to the direction of the police station, and they wanted to twist the two viagra to the police station.

"We are wronged, we are wronged, Brother Gao quickly redress our grievances, we regret our death now, why are we full of food to check what bank card balance in the morning, this not only lost two bicycles, but also was beaten three times, it is estimated that from today onwards life will not be able to take care of itself, but also to compensate people hundreds of thousands of bicycle money, this is a big loss, never so lost." ”

The two viagras couldn't move and could only use weak voices**.