Gao Feng went back to the project department to drive a sweaty BMW out, but people stole the bicycle, which was two wheels, which must be much faster than two legs.

Gao Feng chased 40 kilometers along the road to Xiaoyue City, and did not see two people riding green bicycles, Gao Feng turned the head of the car and chased back, and after arriving in Tulou Town, he chased 40 kilometers in the opposite direction of Xiaoyue City, and still did not find the two green bicycles.

Tulou Town is a crossroads, that is, two roads, four directions in the east, west, north and south, and the east and west have been chased out for forty kilometers, and there is no lost bicycle of Xiong Erwei and Ji Wei.

The peak chased out forty kilometers from the north to the south, but still found nothing, not even a single bicycle hair, of course, the green bicycle hair, other bicycles can be seen everywhere.

"Two Brother Xiong, it seems that these two bicycles are lost, we have chased them out for 160 kilometers, even the birds can't fly so fast, and our sweaty BMW car is flying. ”

The two viagras are like frosted eggplants, and the two sharpened heads are about to be inserted into the crotch of the pants.

"Brother Gao, we are unwilling, we are unwilling, our two bicycles cost five hundred yuan, and it took less than a day to ride. ”

Gao Feng looked at the dejected appearance of these two viagras, and he couldn't help but be happy: "Hehe, two viagras, who asked you to check the balance early in the morning, it's okay now, I lost two bicycles, and the gains outweigh the losses." ”

As soon as Gao Feng said, the two viagras suddenly thumped their chests.

"It's not, Brother Gao, but we have repented of our intestines, I knew why we were in the first place today, I knew that our bicycles were going to be stolen, and we didn't go to this bank to check the card, that is, the money in the bank card disappeared, and it was only fifty yuan, which was only one-tenth of the five hundred yuan. ”

"Yes, this handsome guy still thinks that you have tens of thousands of hundreds of thousands of dollars in your card, only fifty yuan, why are you in a hurry.

Okay, don't get angry with the two viagras, this handsome guy will go back to the bank door to help you find it, maybe your car was ridden by someone else, maybe someone will send it back at this time. ”

Gao Feng couldn't bear to see these two viagra pounding their chests, and people regretted it and shouted a few words, they were all the kind of tricks that thundered and didn't rain.

However, these two viagra are different, they regret that they have almost reached the point of self-harm, beating their chests like a drum, and they vomited seven or eight mouthfuls of blood, and the foot was also very powerful, and their feet were full of blood blisters, and Gao Feng couldn't persuade them.

"Two viagras, don't be heartbroken, isn't it just two bicycles, isn't it just a loss of five hundred yuan, you should give it to others, or you have done a good deed, why do you hurt your body like this. ”

Gao Feng drove to the Tulou Town Rural Credit Cooperative, and he comforted the two while driving the car, but the two of them were still ruthless to themselves, beating their chests and feet.

"Brother Gao, you don't have back pain when you stand and talk, the thing didn't happen to you, of course you can't feel the heart-wrenching pain, it's even more painful than cutting a piece of meat on your body. ”

Looking at the expressions of the two viagras, Gao Feng could feel their heart-rending pain, which was similar to cutting a piece of meat on them.

"Two viagras, don't hurt yourself, people can't be resurrected after death, you can't get it back if you lose your bicycle, you can hurt yourself again, if you hurt yourself, if you become disabled, then the rest of your life will be even more sad. ”

Gao Feng really wanted to persuade the two viagra brothers, but these two people didn't listen to the persuasion at all, and still hurt themselves in their own way, and vomited more than a dozen mouthfuls of blood.

"Brother Gao, don't persuade us, our hearts are hurting to death now, just let us harm ourselves for a while. ”

It seems that these two viagras really don't listen to persuasion, and maybe they can only let them self-harm for a while.

"Two viagras, stop hurting yourself, I saw your bikes, they are parked there. ”

Gao Feng was driving the car, looking left and right, and he really saw two green bicycles, which should be the two lost bicycles of the two viagras.

Found the two lost bicycles, it was like a panacea, and immediately cured the self-harm of the two viagras, and the two of them suddenly seemed to be beaten with chicken blood, their eyes shot green light, and they opened the car door at the same time and jumped in.

"I checked, sure enough, it's our bicycle, it's so hard to find us, it's really scared to death of the baby." ”

The reaction speed of the two viagras is super fast, from the peak shouting to the time they jump out of the car, it is almost only a second, which shows how fast their reaction speed is.

The two viagras jumped out of the car too fast, and the car was still moving, so they opened the car door and jumped out of the car, which was naturally a fall, knocking out the two viagras two front teeth on the spot.

However, like Comrade Xiong Erwei's front teeth have been broken more than once or twice, but this Brother Xiong's front teeth regenerated very quickly, knocked out, and regenerated in a few months.

The front teeth that were knocked out this time were regenerated some time ago, and this time they were not spared from being knocked out.

Because of the regeneration function, Brother Xiong was not worried about when his front teeth were broken, he quickly got up from the ground and ran to the bicycle, and his Ji brother also quickly jumped up from the ground and ran towards the green bicycle together.

Thirty meters away from the two green bicycles, the two viagra stopped, and the two exchanged glances with each other, and then they raised their legs and tiptoed like two thieves, slowly approaching the two bicycles.

Seeing this action of the two viagras, Gao Feng wrinkled his brows and muttered to himself in his heart.

"I check, what are these two viagras going to do, the bicycles are their own, but they go over like thieves, that's not a camel New Year's Greeting, and in the end they have to be caught by others as thieves. ”

Gao Feng was muttering, and the two viagras had tiptoed close to the two bikes, and they were bent over to pick up the bikes and push them for a quick run.

"Hey, two viagras, that's your own bike, you should ride it in the open, not like you tiptoeing like a thief. ”

It seems that they must be reminded, otherwise they will be treated as thieves, which is not counterproductive.

"Catch thieves, thieves steal our bikes, come and catch thieves, come and catch thieves, come and catch thieves, there are thieves who steal our bicycles, dare to steal our bicycles in broad daylight. ”

As soon as Gao Feng s words were shouted, he saw two women rushing out of the room, and the two of them chased after Xiong Erwei and Ji Wei, two viagras, while tearing out their throats and shouting.

The speed of these two women is really fast, similar to the 100-meter sprint, and it is a gust of wind when they run, and they also threw out their high heels, and they didn't wear socks on their feet, so they became barefoot masters and chased Xiong Erwei and Ji Wei directly.

The voices of the two women were also very loud, and as soon as they went out, forty or fifty people ran out of the street, men, women, and children, all of them with dicks in their hands, pots and pans, and weapons such as kitchen knives.

"Where are the thieves, where are the thieves, they dare to steal in broad daylight, they don't want to live, we want to kill them. ”

Looking at the various weapons in the hands of these people, you can see that they hate thieves, otherwise they would not have taken out all the weapons in their homes.

Besides, these two women are also extremely fast, and in the blink of an eye, they caught up with Xiong Erwei and Ji Wei, two viagras, they almost pounced on them like hungry tigers, and they rode on the necks of the two viagras at once, grabbed the hair of the two viagras and started to do it, and suddenly the fist came down like rain.

Don t look at them as women, the speed at which the fist fell was extremely fast, it was really similar to rain, and after a while, the two viagra were punched by them dozens of times, and their noses were swollen and their faces were swollen.

The two women were doing it themselves, and they were shouting at the people who were coming around.

"Comrades, don't stand blindly, you hurry up, they dare to steal our bicycles in broad daylight, their courage is too great, everyone is jealous and hateful, you also hate thieves, they are rats crossing the street, everyone shouts and beats, then you don't fight, beat these two bastards to death. ”

As soon as the two women spoke, the forty or fifty people all moved their hands together, and all kinds of weapons in their hands waved at the same time, following Xiong Erwei and Ji Wei, and there was a violent storm for a while.

Poor, before these two viagras could react, they were fattened by this group of people, including the two women who were riding on their necks.

However, Xiong Erwei and Ji Wei are really not ordinary people, they would rather be beaten to death by the big guys, and they would not let go of the two bicycles, the two of them threw the bicycles to the ground and protected the two bicycles to death, they really wanted the car to die.

"Hey, big Liu Qing, little Liu Qing, you stop quickly, I'm Xiong Erwei, I'm not a thief, you recognize the wrong person, this bicycle is my Xiong Erwei's, how can my own bicycle be stolen." ”

Everyone was fat for seven or eight minutes, Xiong Erwei and Ji Wei were so beaten that they couldn't recognize who was who, their faces were swollen two times larger than before, and all parts of their bodies were also swollen two times larger than before.

Five minutes later, the big guys were all tired, including the two women, they stopped to breathe, Xiong Erwei began to shout injustice.

It turned out that the two women riding on the necks of Xiong Erwei and Ji Wei were the two clerks of the mobile communication store, one was Da Liu Qing and the other was Xiao Liu Qing.

When Gao Feng found two green bicycles, the two bicycles were parked at the door of the mobile communication store, and Liu Qing was working in this store, and they also rushed out for the first time, and the two of them were the people who shouted to catch the thief.

"Hmph, it's you Xiong Erwei who is a bastard, this young woman is an iron-faced selfless person who doesn't recognize his six relatives, whether you are Xiong Erwei or Xiong Dawei, as long as you are a thief, the young woman will still beat you up, that's not a show of affection, who let you steal this young woman's bicycle, you didn't inquire about what kind of person this young woman is in Tulou Town, who doesn't know who doesn't know, everyone knows that this young woman is not easy to mess with, that is to stomp on Tulou Town will not move, you are not looking for trouble. ”

Xiong Erwei didn't report that he was Xiong Erwei, but it was okay that he told that Da Liu about his name and surname, and the woman who Da Liu Qing slapped eight big mouths, and Xiong Erwei was blood spurted out four meters away, and shot on the telephone pole in front of him, like dozens of roses.

"Da Liu Qing, you are unreasonable, this is my bicycle, I and Brother Ji Wei each spent 500 yuan to ride it back, how did it become your bicycle?"

Xiong Erwei was slapped a few times, but he still refuted Da Liu Qing unconvinced, and Da Liu Qing glared and scolded.

"What, this is obviously the bicycle that the old lady rode back from Xiaoyue City for five hundred yuan, how can you say that it is your Xiong Erwei's, if it is your bicycle, why are you sneaky, why don't you ride it openly, besides, is there three words Xiong Erwei engraved on this bicycle?"