Xiong Erwei, deputy director of the materials department of the project department of Tulou Town, drove his broken pickup truck back at nine o'clock the next morning, he entered the materials department, the two colleagues of the materials department were wide-eyed in horror, and covered their noses stiffly, and the executive manager Gao Feng frowned and asked: "Brother Xiong, what are you doing here, how did you get the smell of foxes, could it be that you got into the fox pile at night?"

The big beauty queen Shangliang girl frowned even more, pinched her nose breathlessly, and waved her little hands like disgusted with a piece of shit: "Xiong Erwei, go out quickly, the smell of foxes in your body is too strong, it stinks, get out of here." ”

It turned out that this Comrade Xiong Erwei had a haggard face, a withered appearance, a swollen nose and a swollen face, a mouth like a bear's mouth, and there were still traces of blood on his face.

Xiong Erwei cried and howled: "Don't say I'm good, I met a ghost, I met four ghosts, three female ghosts and a male ghost, I didn't sleep all night, I was chased by those four ghosts back and forth until now, look at me, I was scared to pee several times, my pants haven't dried yet, but I'm scared to death, almost scared to death!"

Xiong Erwei was crying and howling with a sad face, and at the same time carrying his wet pants to Gao Feng and Wang Shangliang to show the two people, do you still need to mention it, Xiong Erwei's pants are stained with urine, and they have been covered with a thick layer of white powder, which is the salt formed by uric acid, and it looks like it has been urinated many times.

Gao Feng and Wang Shangliang hurriedly stepped back and waved their hands to Xiong Erwei hurriedly: "Brother Xiong, Xiong Erwei, stop, don't come forward, just stand at the door, you have met a ghost, really, fake, how can there be a ghost, you won't be going to do other bad things." ”

Xiong Erwei stomped his feet and said with a sigh: "Oh, am I a liar, you look at my abused appearance, this is not a ghost, how can I meet anything, my nose is also blue and my face is swollen, I really met a ghost, three women and a man, it's terrible, I'm scared to death when I think about it now." ”

Gao Feng said: "Brother Xiong, you look a little like you have met a ghost, you tell us how you met a ghost, why those ghosts are looking for you, and there are three female ghosts, are they all taking a fancy to you Brother Xiong." ”

"Ahh

Gao Feng, come and take a look, they are ruthless. ”

Xiong Erwei spat Gao Feng, and when it came to those hooligans bullying him, he lifted his shirt again, revealing the two points on his chest to show Gao Feng, Gao Feng jumped up and shouted when he opened his eyes: "Wow, Brother Xiong, these two points of yours are so big, just like two little peaches, so tempting!"

Xiong Erwei scolded: "Get out, Gao Feng, what is so big and tempting, they are as big as a peach, they are all pulled up by those hooligans, they almost didn't get rid of my two points, they not only made my top two points so big, but also swollen the bottom one, let you take a look." ”

Xiong Erwei wanted to take off his pants, but Gao Feng hurriedly stopped: "Brother Xiong, don't take it off, there are girls here, there is a difference between men and women, it's not too late to see it another day when the two of us are together." ”

Xiong Erwei continued to talk about it, he invited the gang of hooligans to eat barbecue, and it cost nearly 4,000 yuan, he really regretted it to death, when Xiong Erwei regretted his money, he remembered that this qiē was caused by the peak, and he was going to go to the peak to let him take the money out, and when the peak saw Xiong Erwei chasing after him, he quickly pulled his legs and ran, Xiong Erwei chased out, and the two of them ran upstairs and downstairs and ran one in front and one behind and chased dozens of laps, Comrade Xiong Erwei refused to give up.

In the end, Xiong Erwei was stopped by the manager of the human resources department, and asked him to donate quickly, after Gao Feng took Qu duckweed to find Wang Yongqiang last night, Wang Yongqiang promised to organize a donation action for Qu duckweed, Wang Yongqiang arranged it early in the morning, and the human resources department began to donate the action, and after collecting money from several leaders, he came to the material department.

As soon as he heard that he wanted to donate, Xiong Erwei jumped up and down: "No, I don't donate, why should I donate, I'm still so poor that I'm going to die, I spent 4,000 yuan in vain last night, I'm still waiting for others to donate to me, if you want to donate, then get my 4,000 yuan back first, and then I promise to donate this." ”

Xiong Erwei had a good reason, he just didn't donate this money with his neck, the manager of the human resources department took out his mobile phone, opened a video and handed it to Xiong Erwei's eyes, and said very seriously while pinching his nose: "Minister Xiong, look at this video, if you insist on not donating, I will put this video in the group." ”

Xiong Erwei didn't even look at it, Xiong waved his hand and said in a bullish manner: "What kind of video to watch, isn't it just how difficult it is for people, when I was a few years old, I had no parents, and my life was very bitter, my Xiong Erwei was even more bitter than them, I didn't have parents at a few years old, so I relied on my sister to pull me up, why didn't anyone donate to Xiong Erwei." ”

Xiong Erwei didn't say anything and didn't watch it, the manager of the human resources department turned on the video, and a very familiar voice came out of the mobile phone video: "Take off, take off, take off, take off quickly!"

This familiar voice was played from the mobile phone, and Vice Minister Xiong's eyes were straight at that time, because this voice was the voice of his Vice Minister Xiong, he quickly snatched the mobile phone of the human resources manager, and when he looked at the video taken in the mobile phone, he was stupid.

The big guy knows that Xiong Erwei is the most stingy person in the project department, every time there is a donation, the manager of the human resources department has to spend a lot of words, and in the end he has not succeeded in forcing Comrade Xiong Erwei to comply, this guy is an iron rooster, and no one wants to take a hair off his body.

Vice Minister Xiong also let out a word, and the person who wanted to take off a single hair from his Xiong Erwei had not yet been born, and was still in his mother's womb.

This time will not be an exception, if the human resources manager wants to pick a single hair from Vice Minister Xiong, it is much more difficult than ascending to the sky, it is really difficult.

Every time the manager of the human resources department forces Xiong Erwei to donate, the big guys like to watch, they all want to see how to force Xiong Erwei, how stingy Comrade Xiong Erwei is, Xiong Erwei is also willing to watch the big guys, as if he refused to donate is a beautiful victory.

This time is no exception, colleagues are watching, the big guy has surrounded the material department, the inside of the three layers of the outer three layers, as if watching the monkey performance, lively, the human resources department put a mobile phone video, the big guys are really listening, the monkey voice of the deputy minister Xiong, that is the most familiar.

An embarrassing thing happened, Vice Minister Xiong quickly changed his face, and he said to the manager of the human resources department with a smile: "Brother, I will donate this money, see if you can delete this video." ”

The manager of the human resources department said with a smile: "Minister Xiong, of course you can, as long as you donate this money, I will delete this video immediately." Minister Xiong, you can take the money now!"

Vice Minister Xiong began to dig into his pocket: "Okay, brother, I'll donate to you now, you wait a little!"

Xiong Erwei also turned his back, his butt was facing the human resources manager, and then he began to take action out of his pocket, his action was slow, just like panning for gold on the beach, even slower than that, it took more than ten minutes, the human resources manager urged several times, and Brother Xiong was still concentrating on digging his pocket.

Twenty minutes later, Vice Minister Xiong finally ended the action of digging out of his pocket, he turned around and held a coin in his hand, and handed it to the manager of the human resources department for a long time, and said with a big tooth: "Hehe, brother, I will donate a dollar, you delete my video." ”

The manager of the human resources department was so angry that his eyes were on fire, and he smashed the coin on Xiong Erwei's body, and scolded angrily: "Xiong Erwei, you bastard, you will take out a coin after half an hour, Lao Tzu sues you Xiong Erwei, if you want to delete the video, there is no way, Lao Tzu not only does not delete it for you, but also sends it to the project department group, so that all the people in the project department can see the ugliness of your Vice Minister Xiong, and let your Vice Minister Xiong be embarrassed." ”

The manager of the human resources department turned around and was about to leave, Xiong Erwei jumped up and grabbed his hand and begged: "Brother, don't go, then you tell me how much money I donate, and you promised to delete this indecent video?"

The manager of the human resources department raised his finger to him a few times and told him this number, but Vice Minister Xiong guessed several times but couldn't guess correctly: "Brother, how much do you say, two yuan five, twenty-five yuan, two hundred and fifty yuan, two thousand five hundred yuan!"

The manager of the human resources department raised his voice and told Deputy Minister Xiong: "Minister Xiong, it's not two and five, it's not two and five, it's not two thousand five hundred, but twenty-five thousand. ”

Xiong Erwei jumped on the desk and shouted: "What do you say, 25,000 yuan, are you donating or robbing, I, Xiong Erwei, sue you, don't dream, don't you be ashamed, my Xiong Erwei's face is not worth 25,000 yuan, I will sue you again, you want me to donate, there is no door, I won't give you two yuan and five!"

The manager of the human resources department sneered twice at Xiong Erwei: "Minister Xiong, you don't want to donate, I won't send this video to the project department group now, I will send this video to Comrade Gong Xiaobei of the third team to see, let her enjoy your beautiful dance!"

One thing drops one thing, as soon as it comes to the beauty of the third team, Gong Xiaobei, Xiong Erwei was soft at that time, he agreed to the request of the manager of the human resources department, drove a broken pickup truck to the bank and withdrew 25,000 yuan to donate this, completing the first donation in his life.

Xiong Erwei wanted to take regret medicine, and the money earned by the construction team to sell cement bags and waste steel bars was made two days ago, and he also took a lot of money.